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Generate team names for Seinfeld fans: fantasy football names like Fourth and Yada and Festivus Bowl, trivia names like The Moops and A Quiz About Nothing, and names for bowling, softball and office teams such as Can't Spare a Square and Summer of Softball.

About Seinfeld team names

These are team names for fans of Seinfeld, the sitcom famously about nothing. The Seinfeld Name Generator gives character, alias and company names in the show's style; this page turns the same world into names a team can use. Fantasy football names are the largest group: Fourth and Yada, Festivus Bowl, Commissioner Costanza, Waiver Wire Pop-In. They play on the show alone and use no real player, so they do not go out of date when a roster changes.

The rest of the 1,000 names covers the other places a group needs a name. Trivia nights get The Moops, A Quiz About Nothing and Exporters of Answers. Bowling and softball teams get Can't Spare a Square, Kessler's Keglers and Cotton Uniforms. There are names built on the fictional companies (Vandelay Industries Athletics, Kramerica Interns), on Festivus (The Feats of Strength, Grievance Committee), on the food (The Marble Ryes, Lesser Babkas) and on the types of people the show named, such as The Low Talkers and The Re-Gifters.

The names stay with the show's fictional people, places and catchphrases and skip its cruder storylines, so one can be read aloud by a quiz host or printed on a league shirt. This is a fan page with no affiliation with the series, its network or its makers.

How to choose Seinfeld team names

  • Pick a reference the whole league knows. Festivus, the marble rye and yada yada land with casual viewers; Mile 114, Label Baby Juniors and The Commando 450s are for a room full of rewatchers.
  • For fantasy football, check the length. League apps often shorten a long team name on the matchup screen, so Festivus Bowl, Calzone Blitz and Fourth and Moops are safer than a full sentence.
  • Think about the host reading it out. Serenity Now and It's Go Time work in one breath at a trivia night, and A Quiz About Nothing gets its laugh before round one.
  • Match the name to the sport. Can't Spare a Square and The Bagel Strikers suit a bowling lane, Cotton Uniforms and Kramer Slides Into Home suit softball, and Overslept the Marathon suits a fun run.
  • For a work team, choose a name that still reads as friendly to colleagues who never watched the show: Importers and Exporters United, The Exclamation Points or Look Annoyed, Look Busy.

Frequently asked questions

What are good Seinfeld fantasy football team names?

Names that bend a catchphrase or a storyline toward the game work best: Fourth and Yada, Festivus Bowl, Hail Marble Rye, No Flex for You and Commissioner Costanza. The fantasy names here play on the show only and use no real player's name, so they still work after a trade or a bad draft.

What are good Seinfeld trivia team names?

The Moops is the classic, since it comes from a misprinted quiz card in the show itself. Other options from the list are A Quiz About Nothing, The Card Says Moops, Jerk Store Scholars and Serenity Now, Answers Later.

How is this different from the Seinfeld Name Generator?

That page gives names for characters, aliases and made-up companies in the style of the show. This page gives team names only: 1,000 of them for fantasy leagues, quiz nights, bowling, softball, office teams and watch parties. Use this one when a group needs a name and the other when a single character does.

Is this page connected with the show?

No. It is a fan page with no affiliation with the series or the people who made it. The names are wordplay on the show's fictional world for leagues, quiz nights and group chats, and none is presented as a team name from the show itself.

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A: 33 names

  • A Big Screen for the Drake
  • A Donation Has Been Made
  • A Festivus for the Best of Us
  • A House in Tuscany
  • A New Holiday Was Born
  • A Pitch About Nothing
  • A Quiz About Nothing
  • A Show About Winning
  • A Show Within a Show
  • Adjacent to Refuse
  • Adopt a Highway Crew
  • Aired Grievances
  • Airing It Out
  • Airing of Gutter Balls
  • Airing of Lineup Grievances
  • Airing of Strikeouts
  • Airing of Wrong Answers
  • Airline Peanut Gallery
  • Always Look Annoyed
  • Another Festivus Miracle
  • Apartment 5A Open Door Policy
  • Applause for the Entrance
  • Architects of the Red Zone
  • Architects of Victory
  • Arm Wrestling at Festivus
  • Art Vandelay Knows
  • Art Vandelay's Architects
  • Art Vandelay's Play Sheet
  • Ask Bob Sacamano
  • Assistant to Mr. Pitt
  • Assistants to the Traveling Secretary
  • Assumed Names Only
  • Auto Draft George

B: 42 names

  • Babka Blitz Package
  • Babka Brainiacs
  • Babs and the K-Man
  • Back Booth Brain Trust
  • Back on Monday Like Nothing Happened
  • Back to Work After Twelve Years
  • Bagel Strike Veterans
  • Ball Men of the Open
  • Bania's Batting Order
  • Bania's Best Material
  • Bania's Opening Drive
  • Bass Riff Between Scenes
  • Bean Bag Re-Gifters
  • Beltless Trench Coat Brigade
  • Benched Like a Lesser Babka
  • Benes Brigade
  • Benes Dance Academy
  • Best Episode Debaters
  • Best of the Bloopers
  • Biff's Buddies
  • Big Game Seats Beside Newman

B, continued

  • Big Salad Bowl
  • Big Salad Buyers
  • Big Salad Striders
  • Binge Now, Serenity Later
  • Black and White Cookies
  • Black Market Showerheads
  • Bob Sacamano's Cousin's Team
  • Bookman's Blitz
  • Bookman's Late Returns
  • Bookman's Overdue Fines
  • Bookman's Reference Desk
  • Borrowers From Across the Hall
  • Bowling for Babkas
  • Break Room Babka
  • Bring a Marble Rye
  • Building Levels
  • Bullseye Babkas
  • Butter Shavers
  • Buzz Us Up
  • Buzzer Number Five
  • Bye Week at Monk's

C: 61 names

  • Call Us Maestro
  • Calzone Blitz
  • Calzone Delivery Department
  • Calzone Tip Jar
  • Calzones for the Boss
  • Can't Look Away
  • Can't Spare a Square
  • Can't Stand Ya, Can't Beat Ya
  • Candy Bar With a Knife and Fork
  • Candy Stripe Lining
  • Car Periscope Engineers
  • Cartwright, Party of Four
  • Cashmere With a Red Dot
  • Casual Viewers Beware
  • Cereal for Dinner
  • Champagne Video Staff Picks
  • Chicken Salad on Rye, Untoasted
  • Chinese Restaurant Lobby
  • Chinese Restaurant Waitlist
  • Chips and Double Dip
  • Chocolate Babka Champions
  • Chunnel Vision
  • Cinnamon Takes a Back Seat
  • Clean the Tops, Toss the Stumps
  • Close Talker in the Huddle
  • Close Talker Press Coverage
  • Close Talker Seating Chart
  • Close Talkers at Table Five
  • Close Talkers at the Foul Line
  • Close Talkers at the Plate

C, continued

  • Close Talkers, Closer Games
  • Coffee Shop Philosophers
  • Coffee Table Book Publishers
  • Coffee Table Book Smart
  • Coffee Table Playbook
  • Comedy Club Closers
  • Commissioner Costanza
  • Condo Board Presidents
  • Conference Room Marble Rye
  • Cosmo's Coin Flip
  • Cosmo's Crew
  • Costanza and Son
  • Costanza Leaves on a Touchdown
  • Costanza Parks It
  • Costanza Rounds Third
  • Costanza's Architects
  • Costanza's Bumpers
  • Costanza's Comebacks
  • Costanza's Corner Office
  • Costanza's Resume
  • Costanza's Wallet
  • Cotton Breathes
  • Cotton Uniforms
  • Couch Commentators
  • Couch Cushion Flippers
  • Crab Bisque Blitz
  • Crab Bisque Brigade
  • Credits Roll, We Stay
  • Cry, Cry Again and Win
  • Cucumber on a Pizza
  • Cut Day Bad Breaker-Uppers

D: 30 names

  • Darts and Grievances
  • Deal Us In, Jerry
  • Death Blow Bootleggers
  • December 23rd Champions
  • Deep Cut Dealers
  • Del Boca Vista Condo Board
  • Del Boca Vista Dingers
  • Del Boca Vista Draft Party
  • Del Boca Vista Early Birds
  • Del Boca Vista Lanes
  • Del Boca Vista Phase II
  • Del Boca Vista Phase III
  • Del Boca Vista Quiz Champions
  • Del Boca Vista Shuffleboard Club
  • Did You Ever Notice
  • Dink and Sidle
  • Do the Opposite
  • Dodge, Duck, Double Dip
  • Double Dip Answer Sheet
  • Double Dip Double Headers
  • Double Dip Dynasty
  • Double Dip on the Waiver Wire
  • Double Dribble Dippers
  • Double Fault Double Dippers
  • Dr. Van Nostrand's Clinic
  • Draft Day About Nothing
  • Dream Cafe Lunch Rush
  • Driving Range Into the Ocean
  • Dugout Grievances
  • Dynasty of Nothing

E: 20 names

  • Early Bird Special Teams
  • Egg White Omelets
  • Egregious Pass Interference
  • Elaine Said Get Out
  • Elaine's Cartoon Caption
  • Elaine's Dance Team
  • Elaine's Exclamation Points
  • Elaine's Muffin Stumps
  • Elaine's Shove
  • Elaine's Sideline Shove
  • Elaine's Touchdown Dance
  • End Zone Little Kicks
  • Estelle in the Stands
  • Estelle's Paella Night
  • Estelle's Sideline Yelling
  • Even Steven
  • Every Instinct Is Wrong
  • Executive Raincoat Sales Force
  • Exporters of Answers
  • Exporters of Spares

F: 52 names

  • Face Painters in the Bleachers
  • Fairway to Festivus
  • Fake Number Givers
  • Fan Club Phase II
  • Fantasy League About Nothing
  • Farfel Fetched the Kickball
  • Farfel's Dog Sitters
  • Fast Break About Nothing
  • Fastest Kid in High School
  • Feats of Strength and Conditioning
  • Feats of Strength Coaches
  • Feats of Strength Finalists
  • Feats of Strength Fourth Quarter
  • Feats of Strength of Schedule
  • Feats of Strength Sluggers
  • Feats of Strength Training
  • Feats of Trivia
  • Feats of Weakness
  • Festivus Bowl
  • Festivus Dinner Guests
  • Festivus Every Sunday
  • Festivus for the Rest of Us
  • Festivus Fun Run
  • Festivus Hail Mary
  • Festivus Heavyweights
  • Festivus Isn't Over

F, continued

  • Festivus Miracles
  • Festivus Pin Fall
  • Festivus Playoff Miracle
  • Festivus Pole Position
  • Festivus Trivia Miracle
  • Festivus Yes, Bagels No
  • Finale Apologists
  • First and Festivus
  • First and First
  • Five, Ten Minutes
  • Flex Spot for Bob Sacamano
  • Four Friends and a Booth
  • Fourth and Moops
  • Fourth and Yada
  • Frank Calls an Audible
  • Frank Costanza's Computers
  • Frank's Billiard Room
  • Frank's Billiards Break
  • Frank's Fantasy Feats
  • Frank's Lane Rage
  • Free Coffee for Life
  • Friends of Bob Sacamano
  • From Milan to Minsk
  • Full Contact Festivus
  • Full Court Yada
  • Fusilli Jerrys

G: 37 names

  • George Is Getting Upset
  • George Likes His Chicken Spicy
  • George Lost at Chess
  • George's Gutter Guard
  • Georgie Boy's Boys
  • Get Out at Home
  • Get Out of Bounds
  • Get Out!
  • Giddy Up
  • Giddy Up Gang
  • Giddy Up Go Route
  • Giddy Up Grand Slam
  • Giddy Up Gutters
  • Giddy Up Joggers
  • Giddy Up Onside Kick
  • Giddy Up Two-Point Try
  • Giddy Up, Final Round
  • GLC High Score
  • Go Time All-Stars
  • Goal Line Stand-Up
  • Gold Jerseys, Jerry
  • Gold Star, Jerry, Gold Star
  • Gold, Jerry, Gold
  • Golden Boy and Baby Blue
  • Golden Boy on Injured Reserve
  • Golden Boy's Last Season
  • Good Samaritan Violators
  • Gotta Support the Team
  • Great Fish, Greater Mammals
  • Grievance Committee
  • Grievance Period
  • Grievances Aired, Games Won
  • Grievances and Greatness
  • Grievances With My Bench
  • Group Chat Yada Yada
  • Guilty of Doing Nothing
  • Gutter Ball About Nothing

H: 22 names

  • H.E. Pennypacker's Industrialists
  • Hail Marble Rye
  • Happy Festivus, Everybody
  • Happy, Pappy?
  • Head of the Household
  • Hello, Bullpen
  • Hello, End Zone
  • Hello, Newman
  • Hello, Ten Pin
  • Hero of the Bus
  • Heyman's Gym Class
  • High Five, Puddy
  • High Strength, Low Tinsel
  • High Talker in the Huddle
  • Hipster Doofus Hail Mary
  • Hipster Doofus Starting Five
  • Hold the Reservation
  • Hole in One in the Blowhole
  • Hot Tea at the Finish Line
  • How Could Anyone Not Like Us
  • Hum the Theme Song
  • Human Fund Bowl Champions

I: 27 names

  • I Am a Marine Biologist
  • I Mentioned the Bisque
  • Impeached Condo Presidents
  • Importer Exporter Trade Deadline
  • Importer of Points, Exporter of Wins
  • Importers and Exporters United
  • Importers of Facts
  • Importers of Runs
  • Importers of Strikes
  • Independent George's Bye Week
  • Independent Georges
  • Industrial Smoothers Local 5
  • Injured Reserve at Monk's
  • Intern Darren's Laundry Run
  • Intramural Importers
  • It Writes Upside Down
  • It's a Festivus Miracle
  • It's European
  • It's Go Time
  • It's Go Time at the Plate
  • It's Go Time for Round Two
  • It's Go Time on Third Down
  • It's Go Time, Lane Nine
  • It's in the Vault
  • It's Not You, It's Us
  • It's the Moors
  • It's Us, Buzz Us In

J: 26 names

  • Jack Klompus Wants the Pen
  • Jackie Chiles and Associates
  • Jackie Chiles Files a Protest
  • Jambalaya Juggernauts
  • Jean-Paul's Alarm Clock
  • Jerk Store All-Stars
  • Jerk Store Best Sellers
  • Jerk Store Fantasy League
  • Jerk Store Scholars
  • Jerk Store Sluggers
  • Jerk Store Strikers
  • Jerry Always Breaks Even
  • Jerry's Cereal Cabinet
  • Jerry's Neat Freaks
  • Jerry's Opening Monologue
  • Jerry's Trivial Breakups
  • Jerry's Two-Minute Bit
  • Jerry, George, Elaine and Us
  • Jerry, Hello
  • Jerry, Hello, It's Trivia
  • Jimmy Likes This Team
  • Jimmy Wants the Ball
  • Jimmy's Down
  • Jimmy's Got New Cleats
  • Jimmy's Vertical Leap
  • Just Take One Dip

K: 46 names

  • K-Man and the Giddy Ups
  • Kel Varnsen's Associates
  • Kessler Calls the Coin Toss
  • Kessler's Keglers
  • Ketchup and Mustard in One Bottle
  • Kibosh on the Competition
  • Kick It Like Elaine
  • Kickoff at the Comedy Club
  • Kingpin Kramer
  • Kitchen Line Close Talkers
  • Klompus on the Clock
  • Koko's Crew
  • Kramer Just Walked In
  • Kramer Slid In With the Answer
  • Kramer Slides Into Home
  • Kramer the Ball Man
  • Kramer's Approach
  • Kramer's Bagel Shift
  • Kramer's Bottle Returns
  • Kramer's Bright Ideas
  • Kramer's Fridge Raid
  • Kramer's Golf Balls
  • Kramer's Grand Entrance

K, continued

  • Kramer's Hot Coffee Settlement
  • Kramer's Hot Tub Time-Out
  • Kramer's Jacket
  • Kramer's Karate Class
  • Kramer's Levels
  • Kramer's Lobster Traps
  • Kramer's Picket Line
  • Kramer's Portrait
  • Kramer's Rickshaw Rides
  • Kramerica Board of Directors
  • Kramerica Clean-Up Hitters
  • Kramerica Industries Rec League
  • Kramerica Interns
  • Kramerica Kingpins
  • Kramerica Oil Bladder Division
  • Kramerica Research and Development
  • Kramerica Summer Internship
  • Kramerica Think Tank
  • Kramerica Unpaid Staff
  • Kruger Industrial Run Smoothing
  • Kruger Industrial Smoothing Crew
  • Kruger Smoothers
  • Kung Pao Sweats

L: 35 names

  • Label Baby Juniors
  • Label Maker Re-Gifters
  • Ladies' Frames
  • Latex Sales Applicants
  • Latex Salesmen of the Year
  • Latex Salesmen Offensive Line
  • Latham Good Samaritans
  • Laugh Track Lineup
  • Laughing Before the Punchline
  • Leave on a High Note
  • Left the Car in the Lot
  • Lesser Babkas
  • Levels With Lots of Pillows
  • Library Cop Research Unit
  • Lippman's Handshake Deal
  • Little Jerry's Coop
  • Little Jerry's Corner
  • Little Kicks and Thumbs
  • Little Kicks Field Goal Unit
  • Lloyd Braun's Comeback Season
  • Lloyd Braun's Gum
  • Loathsome Offensive Brutes
  • Lobster in the Eggs
  • Look Annoyed, Look Busy
  • Look to the Cookie
  • Look to the Cookie Defense
  • Lords of the Idiots
  • Love Means Nothing
  • Love the Drake
  • Low Talker Snap Count
  • Low Talkers in the Dugout
  • Low Talkers, High Rollers
  • Low Talkers, Loud Answers
  • Low Talkers, Loud Winners
  • Lunch Meeting at Monk's

M: 55 names

  • Mackinaw Peach Season
  • Make Your Own Pizza Pie
  • Mandelbaum's Goal Line Stand
  • Mandelbaum's Gym
  • Mandelbaum's Heavy Ball
  • Mandelbaum's Sluggers
  • Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum
  • Marble Rye Bag Toss
  • Marble Rye Bandits
  • Marble Rye Fishing Team
  • Marble Rye Know-It-Alls
  • Marble Rye Milers
  • Marble Rye Mitts
  • Marble Rye Receivers
  • Marble Rye Rollers
  • Marine Biologist Deep Ball
  • Marine Biology Majors
  • Match Point About Nothing
  • Medium Turkey Chili
  • Mercy Rule About Nothing
  • Michigan Bottle Run
  • Milan to Minsk Marathoners
  • Mile 114
  • Milos Can't Serve
  • Milos Sold Us the Paddles
  • Mock Draft at the Coffee Shop
  • Monday Morning Grievances

M, continued

  • Monday Night Mulligatawny
  • Money for People
  • Monk's Booth Know-It-Alls
  • Monk's Bottomless Cups
  • Monk's Cafe Counter Crew
  • Monk's Cafe Mashers
  • Monk's Corner Booth
  • Monk's Lane Regulars
  • Monk's Monday Night Booth
  • Monk's Regulars
  • Monologue Before Kickoff
  • Moops and Hooks
  • Morty's Beltless Raincoats
  • Morty's Bowling Shirts
  • Morty's Condo Campaign
  • Morty's Executive Decision
  • Morty's Executives
  • Mr. Marbles Fan Club
  • Mr. Pitt's Sock Buyers
  • Mr. Pitt's Stereogram Starers
  • Muffin Stump Donors
  • Muffin Stump Punt Team
  • Muffin Top of the Order
  • Muffin Top Shelf
  • Mulligans and Mulligatawny
  • Mulligatawny Mob
  • Music Round Maestros
  • My Friend Bob Sacamano Says

N: 30 names

  • Never Skip the Stand-Up
  • Newman Knows the Zip Codes
  • Newman Runs the Route
  • Newman's Curveball
  • Newman's Mail Route
  • Newman's Mailbag
  • Newman's Postal Workers
  • Newman's Sack Lunch
  • Newman's Special Delivery
  • Newmannium Party Planners
  • Nexus of the Universe
  • Nine Seasons Strong
  • Nineties Sitcom Supremacy
  • No Bread for You
  • No Flex for You
  • No Hits for You
  • No Hugging, Just Winning
  • No Hugging, No Learning
  • No Kiss Hello
  • No Lessons Learned
  • No Playoffs for You
  • No Points for You
  • No Soup for You
  • No Spare for You
  • No Tinsel Necessary
  • No, You're Schmoopie
  • Non-Fat Yogurt Skeptics
  • Not a Loss If You Believe It
  • Nothing to Rent in Tuscany
  • Now You're Gonna Hear About It

O: 17 names

  • Observational Offense
  • Offside, Jerry, Offside
  • One Stamp From a Free Sub
  • Open Mic Night Lights
  • Open Office Close Talkers
  • Opening Monologue Drive
  • Opening Night Line Jumpers
  • Opposite Day Draft Strategy
  • Opposite Day Game Plan
  • Opposite George
  • Opposite Hand Bowlers
  • Out of Office at Del Boca Vista
  • Outrageous Play Calling
  • Outrageous, Egregious, Preposterous
  • Outran the Library Cop
  • Overdue for a Win
  • Overslept the Marathon

P: 47 names

  • Paella for Four
  • Pagliacci's Understudies
  • Parallel Parkers
  • Parking Garage Wanderers
  • Parking Lot Tailgate at Monk's
  • Pasta Sculptors
  • Peach Schnapps Truth Tellers
  • Pencils Down, Serenity Now
  • Pendant Editors at Large
  • Pendant Publishing Fact Checkers
  • Pendant Publishing Proofreaders
  • Pendant Publishing Softball
  • Pennypacker Buys the League
  • Pennypacker Philanthropy
  • Pennypacker, Varnsen and Vandelay
  • Perfect Game, Jerry
  • Phase II of the Rebuild
  • Picture Round Puffy Shirts
  • Pin Deck Pop-Ins
  • Pin the Head of the Household
  • Pink Lining in the Snow
  • Pins of Mar Gables
  • Pirates of the Morning Show

P, continued

  • Play Now Playmakers
  • Play Now Recess Committee
  • Playbook About Coffee Tables
  • Pole in the Crawl Space
  • Pop-In Champions
  • Pop-In Pass Rush
  • Poppie's Kitchen Staff
  • Poppie's Sloppy Kitchen
  • Potluck Paella
  • Power Play Pop-Ins
  • Pretend Architects
  • Professor Van Nostrand's Lecture Hall
  • Prognosis Positive
  • Prognosis: Correct
  • Pudding Skin Singles
  • Puddy Stares at the Scoreboard
  • Puddy's Face Painters
  • Puddy's High Fives
  • Puddy's Prevent Defense
  • Puddy's Showroom Floor
  • Puffy Shirt Pin Crushers
  • Puffy Shirt Pinstripes
  • Puffy Shirt Pirates
  • Put the Kibosh on It

Q: 6 names

  • Quarterly Feats of Strength
  • Queens Basement Billiards
  • Quiz Night at Monk's
  • Quiz Store Called
  • Quote Machine
  • Quote the Whole Episode

R: 20 names

  • Rain, Sleet and Newman
  • Rain, Sleet and Overtime
  • Re-Gifted Draft Picks
  • Re-Gifted Trophies
  • Re-Gifters Anonymous
  • Reality Tour Guides
  • Recess at Play Now
  • Red Zone Re-Gifters
  • Reel In the Rye
  • Relationship George
  • Relationship George's Road Game
  • Remote Control Hogs
  • Rental Shoe Re-Gifters
  • Reply All Re-Gifters
  • Rerun Roulette
  • Rest of Us United
  • Rewatch From the Pilot
  • Running Out of Shrimp
  • Rusty's Carriage Rides
  • Rye From Schnitzer's

S: 58 names

  • Sacamano's Sleeper Picks
  • Sack Lunch Bunch
  • Sack Lunch Scholars
  • Salsa or Seltzer
  • Say Vandelay
  • Schmoopie Bowl
  • Schnitzer's Bakery Line
  • Season Four Story Arc
  • Seinfeld Sundays
  • Serenity Now
  • Serenity Now 5K
  • Serenity Now Audible
  • Serenity Now Salesmen
  • Serenity Now Sluggers
  • Serenity Now, Answers Later
  • Serenity Now, Insanity Later
  • Serenity Now, Playoffs Later
  • Serenity Now, Tenth Frame
  • Serenity Now, Waivers Later
  • Series Finale Defenders
  • Showmanship
  • Shuffleboard Snowbirds
  • Sidle Past the Secondary
  • Sidle Up Offense
  • Silent Sidlers
  • Slam Dunk the Chip
  • Slap Bass Transition
  • Slapshot Serenity
  • Sleeper Pick Under the Desk

S, continued

  • Slicer Enthusiasts
  • Slide In Like Kramer
  • Sliding Kramers
  • Slippery Pete's High Score
  • Slow Pitch, Low Talk
  • Small Talk Specialists
  • Smells Like the Beach
  • Snack Table Double Dippers
  • Soup Bowl Sunday
  • Soup Is Not a Meal
  • Soup Line Regulars
  • Spare a Square
  • Spare Key Privileges
  • Spare Me the Yada Yada
  • Spike the Marble Rye
  • Stan the Caddy's Advice
  • Stand-Up Segment Skippers
  • Start 'Em, Sit 'Em, Serenity Now
  • Step to the Extreme Left
  • Still Mad About the Finale
  • Strength-to-Weight Ratio
  • Strike Now, Serenity Later
  • Summer of George
  • Summer of Softball
  • Summer of Strikes
  • Summer of Studying
  • Sweet Fancy Victory
  • Syndicated and Undefeated
  • Syndication Nation

T: 263 names

  • T-Bone's Lunch Table
  • Take the Pen
  • Team Benes
  • Team Cantstandya
  • Team Cinnamon Babka
  • Team Cosmo
  • Team Festivus
  • Team Schmoopie
  • Team T-Bone
  • Team Yada
  • Tee Time at Del Boca Vista
  • Tell Us the Name of the Movie
  • Ten Cents in Michigan
  • Tenth Frame Feats of Strength
  • That's a Shame
  • That's Gold, Bania
  • That's Gold, Jerry
  • That's It for Us, Goodnight
  • The Airing of Grievances
  • The Aliases
  • The Alternate Siders
  • The Aluminum Bats
  • The Aluminum Poles
  • The Answering Machine Jingle
  • The Answering Machine Singers
  • The Armoire Movers
  • The Art Vandelay Experience
  • The Astronaut Pen Pals
  • The Astronaut Pens
  • The Babka Bringers
  • The Babka Hook
  • The Backwards Episode
  • The Bad Breaker-Uppers
  • The Bad Tippers
  • The Bagel Strikers
  • The Ball Was Obstructing
  • The Beltless Bowlers

T, continued

  • The Big Salad Expense Report
  • The Big Salads
  • The Blowhole Birdies
  • The Bookman Bureau
  • The Bookstore Flaggers
  • The Booth at Monk's
  • The Booth Debaters
  • The Bootleggers
  • The Bounced Clown Checks
  • The Brick Wall Backdrop
  • The Caddy Knows Best
  • The Calzone Runners
  • The Cape Wearers
  • The Caption Writers
  • The Card Says Moops
  • The Cashmere Sweaters
  • The Catalog Copywriters
  • The Catchphrase Collectors
  • The Character Witnesses
  • The Chiles Legal Team
  • The Chocolate Babkas
  • The Chunnel Diggers
  • The Clip Show Critics
  • The Close Talkers
  • The Closing Credits
  • The Coffee Shop Four
  • The Coffee Table Book Club
  • The Cold Open Crowd
  • The Comeback Kids of Queens
  • The Commando 450s
  • The Commissioner Is a Low Talker
  • The Corporate Low Talkers
  • The Costanza Family Tradition
  • The Dalrymple Pitch
  • The De-Gifters
  • The Dealership Waiting Room
  • The Deep Cuts
  • The Deli Slicers

T, continued

  • The Desk Nap Design Team
  • The Desk Nappers
  • The Diplomat's Club
  • The Dojo Dominators
  • The Doll Was Destroyed
  • The Door Sliders
  • The Double Checkers
  • The Double Dippers
  • The Downtown Project
  • The Drakes
  • The Dry Cleaner's Discount
  • The Eight Ball Jackets
  • The Episode Rankers
  • The Even Steven Split
  • The Even Steven Tiebreaker
  • The Exclamation Points
  • The Executive Rollers
  • The Exploding Wallets
  • The Fake Jobs
  • The Fatigues
  • The Feats of Strength
  • The Festivus Faithful
  • The Festivus Feast
  • The Festivus Pole Vaulters
  • The Festivus Wrestlers
  • The Fifth Friend
  • The Finale Jury
  • The Florida Snowbirds
  • The Frolf Foursome
  • The Fruit Stand Ban
  • The Golden Boys
  • The Grievance Airers
  • The Grievance Department
  • The Group Chat Grievances
  • The Gym Teacher's Favorites
  • The Hamptons Weekenders
  • The Hand Models

T, continued

  • The Head Start Sprinters
  • The High Talkers
  • The Hipster Doofuses
  • The Hot Tub in the Living Room
  • The Hug-Free Zone
  • The Human Fund All-Stars
  • The Human Fund Donors
  • The Human Fund Skeptics
  • The Intercom Voices
  • The Jerk Store Called
  • The Jimmys
  • The K-Men
  • The Kessler Group
  • The Kiss Hello Refusers
  • The Klompus Grudge
  • The Koko Committee
  • The Kruger Project Team
  • The Label Makers
  • The Lane Sidlers
  • The Latham Four
  • The Laundromat Regulars
  • The Lesser Babka Bowl
  • The Library Book From 1971
  • The Library Cops
  • The Little Kicks
  • The Little Kicks Kickers
  • The Lomez Late Round Pick
  • The Lopsided Barbers
  • The Lost Glasses
  • The Low Talkers
  • The Maestros
  • The Mail Never Stops
  • The Marble Ryes
  • The Marine Biologist's Hole in One
  • The Marine Biologists
  • The Mentor and the Protege
  • The Millennium Party Committee
  • The Minutiae Experts

T, continued

  • The Misprints
  • The Moops
  • The Moops Invaded Our League
  • The Muffin Top Minds
  • The Muffin Top Seeds
  • The Muffin Tops
  • The Mulligatawnies
  • The Neighbors in 5B
  • The Nitpickers
  • The Observational Comedians
  • The Ocean Called
  • The Office Double Dippers
  • The Oil Bladder System
  • The Opposite Answer
  • The Opposite Field Hitters
  • The Opposite of Losing
  • The Parallel Parking Geniuses
  • The Parking Spot Standoff
  • The Pendant Slush Pile
  • The Pilot Called Jerry
  • The Pilot Episode
  • The Pilot Pitch Team
  • The Pinky Toe Heroes
  • The Play Now Contract
  • The Pony Remarks
  • The Pool Guys
  • The Pop-In
  • The Pop-In Artists
  • The Pothole Patrol
  • The Puffy Coats
  • The Puffy Shirt Kickers
  • The Puffy Shirts
  • The Re-Gifted Bowling Balls
  • The Re-Gifters
  • The Reality Tour
  • The Rec League Regulars
  • The Red Dot Sweaters

T, continued

  • The Rerun Regulars
  • The Reverse Peepholes
  • The Rewatch Roommates
  • The Rickshaw Pullers
  • The Roll-Out Tie Dispensers
  • The Rooster Trainers
  • The Sable Hats
  • The Sauna Suspects
  • The Schmoopies
  • The Scofflaws
  • The Screen Door on 5B
  • The Sea Was Angry
  • The Secret Code
  • The Security Guard's Chair
  • The Seven Ten Stevens
  • The Sidlers
  • The Sidlers Stealing Second
  • The Sitcom Scholars
  • The Slap Bass Hummers
  • The Snooze Button Sprinters
  • The Space Savers
  • The Spoiler Sidlers
  • The Stand-Up Guys
  • The Strongbox Keys
  • The Sub Shop Punch Cards
  • The Suede Jackets
  • The Summer of Sleepers
  • The Superfans of 5A
  • The Supreme Flounders
  • The Susies
  • The Tennis Pro Who Can't Play
  • The Tight Five
  • The Tinsel Haters
  • The Trade Vault
  • The Traveling Secretaries
  • The Two-Parters
  • The Uneaten Paella
  • The Urban Sombreros

T, continued

  • The Vandelay Shipping Department
  • The Vault
  • The Velvet Tracksuits
  • The Waiver Wire Wait Out
  • The White Sneakers
  • The Wig Masters
  • The Wizard Tip Calculators
  • The Yogurt Is Not Non-Fat
  • Theme Night at Monk's
  • There's an Episode for That
  • These Pretzels Are Making Us Thirsty
  • They Just Write It Off
  • They Take the Reservation
  • Thirsty Pretzels
  • Three Strikes and a Babka
  • Tiebreaker About Nothing
  • Tinsel Is Distracting
  • Told in Reverse
  • Too Many Exclamation Points
  • Top of the Muffin to You
  • Top of the Muffin, Bottom of the Ninth
  • Top of the Standings to You
  • Top Ten Episode Rankers
  • Trade Deadline Re-Gifters
  • Trade Me a Marble Rye
  • Traded to Tyler Chicken
  • Training Shoe Salesmen
  • Trivia About Nothing
  • Tuesday Night Festivus
  • Tug of War on Grievances
  • Tuna on Toast
  • Tuna on Toast Touchdowns
  • Turkey Chili Turkeys
  • Twenty In, Twenty Out
  • Two Drink Minimum
  • Two Flavors in Harmony
  • Two Minute Serenity Drill
  • Two Weeks of Mackinaw Peaches

U: 14 names

  • Uncle Leo Says Hello
  • Uncle Leo's Hello Formation
  • Uncle Leo's Hellos
  • Uncle Leo's League Night
  • Uncle Leo's Line Drive
  • Uncle Leo, That's Correct
  • Under the Desk Alarm Clocks
  • Under the Desk Dugout
  • Under the Desk Nap Squad
  • Until You Pin Me
  • Upper West Side Story
  • Urban Sombrero Bowling Club
  • Urban Sombrero Sack Leaders
  • Urban Sombrero Sales Team

V: 13 names

  • Van Nostrand Medical Group
  • Vandelay End Zone Imports
  • Vandelay Import Export FC
  • Vandelay Importers
  • Vandelay Industries Athletics
  • Vandelay Industries Fantasy Division
  • Vandelay Industries Human Resources
  • Vandelay Industries Softball Club
  • Vandelay Industries Varsity
  • Vandelay Latex Sales Team
  • Velvet Enthusiasts
  • Vile Weed
  • Volley and Yada

W: 34 names

  • Waiting for Lomez
  • Waiver Wire Double Dippers
  • Waiver Wire Pop-In
  • Wake-Up Call Runners
  • Walk-Off Yada Yada
  • War, What Is It Good For
  • Watch Party Low Talkers
  • Water Cooler Yada Yada
  • We Choose Not to Run
  • We Choose to Run
  • We Don't Even Really Work Here
  • We Don't Wanna Be Pirates
  • We Quit, See You Monday
  • We Speak in Episodes
  • We Yada Yada'd the Answer
  • We Yada Yada'd the Regular Season
  • We're Back, Baby
  • We're Not Too Worried About It
  • Wealthy Industrialists
  • West 81st Street Athletic Club
  • Whale of a Game
  • What's the Deal With Defense
  • What's the Deal With Overtime
  • What's the Deal With Pass Coverage
  • What's the Deal With This Team
  • What's Yours Is Kramer's
  • Whatley's Label Makers
  • Whatley's Party Crashers
  • When You Control the Mail
  • Where Was Pesto Ten Years Ago
  • Who Bought the Big Salad
  • Who Took the Raisins
  • Wilhelm's Special Project
  • Worlds Are Colliding

Y: 11 names

  • Yada Yada Double Play
  • Yada Yada Draft
  • Yada Yada Finish Line
  • Yada Yada Touchdown
  • Yada Yada Trivia
  • Yada Yada Yada
  • Yeah, That's Right
  • You Dipped the Chip
  • You Gotta See the Trophy
  • You Think You're Better Than Us
  • You're So Good Looking

Z: 1 name

  • Zip Codes Are Meaningless