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Fantasy football team names for hospital, clinic and med school leagues, and for any manager whose roster lives on the injury report: Questionable to Return, Turf Toe Tappers, Paging Dr. Touchdown, Med Pass Interference and Sterile Field Goal.

About medical fantasy football names

Medicine and football share more vocabulary than either side admits. A handoff happens at shift change and in the backfield, a timeout is called before an incision and before a field goal, a screen can be a lab test or a pass, and coverage means the weekend call schedule as much as the secondary. Fantasy managers also read a medical document every week: the injury report, with its questionable, doubtful and out tags.

This list of 1,000 names is built in fifteen styles so rerolls feel different: report tags ("Questionable to Return"), common football injuries ("Turf Toe Tappers"), paging and call talk ("Paging Dr. Touchdown"), orthopedics and imaging, the ER and operating room ("Sterile Field Goal"), pharmacy and dosing ("Touchdowns PRN"), nursing shift life ("Med Pass Interference"), med school and residency ("PGY-3 and Out"), anatomy puns, a sick roster's diagnosis, the training room and rehab, clinic specialties and the lab, chart notes ("Assessment and Plan: Punt"), short names and a small share of league names.

Each name ties medical language to football or fantasy jargon, and the medical terms keep their real meaning, so the joke survives a room full of clinicians. The injury names are about report tags and common sprains, never a particular player, so nothing goes stale when a roster changes.

How to choose medical fantasy football names

  • Match the name to your corner of the hospital. A pharmacist will get more out of "Touchdowns PRN" or "Subtherapeutic Scoring," a nurse out of "Charge Nurse Calls the Plays" and a resident out of "Noon Conference Championship."
  • In a mixed league of friends and family, pick a name that needs no training to read. "Questionable to Return," "Turf Toe Tappers" and "Scrubs and Subs" land with anyone who has seen an injury report.
  • Rename as your roster's health changes. "IR Eligible" suits a team that lost its first pick in September, and "Return to Play Action" suits the week he comes back.
  • Check the character limit of your league's app before you pick a long chart note such as "Review of Systems, Rest of Season." Short options like "STAT" and "Rx Blitz" fit anywhere.
  • Keep patients, colleagues and your employer's name out of the team name. It sits on a screen the whole league sees every week.

Frequently asked questions

What is a good fantasy football team name for a doctor or nurse?

One term doing two jobs. "Surgical Timeout," "Type and Screen Pass" and "Med Pass Interference" each read as ordinary hospital language until the football meaning arrives. Names from your own unit or specialty usually get the best reaction in a work league.

Are there names for a team with a lot of injured players?

Yes. Two of the styles are built for that: injury report tags, such as "Questionable to Return" and "Injured Reserve All-Stars," and common football injuries, such as "High Ankle Sprain Train" and "Walking Boot Bootleg." They are about tags, sprains and strains in general and never about a particular player.

Does the list include league names or only team names?

A small share of the 1,000 entries are league names for a hospital, clinic or class league, such as "The Injury Report League" and "The Break Room Bowl." The rest are team names. For a full page of league names, see the fantasy football league name generator in the related links.

Do any of the names use real players, doctors or hospitals?

The list was de-duplicated and screened for filler and offensive terms, and it was written without player-name puns or the names of real hospitals. Doctor-style names such as "Paging Dr. Touchdown" are built from football words instead of surnames. Serious conditions are left out as joke material, and nothing here is medical advice.

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A: 53 names

  • Abductors on the Edge
  • AC Joint Possession
  • AC Sprain in the Pocket
  • Achilles Heel at Kicker
  • Achilles Tendinitis Two-Minute Drill
  • Activated Off IR
  • Active but Limited
  • Active Problem List, Inactive Starters
  • Acuity Adjusted Rankings
  • Acute Case of the Drops
  • Acute Fumblitis
  • Acute on Chronic Losing
  • Add-On Case in Overtime

A, continued

  • Addendum: Kicker Missed
  • Adductor Audible
  • Admit to Observation, Start the Backup
  • Admitted to the Flex Spot
  • Afebrile and Undefeated
  • Agency Staff All-Pros
  • Ahead of Schedule, Behind in Points
  • Allergic to First Downs
  • Allergic to the End Zone
  • Allergies: Road Games
  • Allergist Audibles
  • Allergy Shot Clock
  • Allied Health Fantasy Alliance

A, continued

  • Anatomical Position Players
  • Anatomy Lab Linemen
  • Anatomy of a Fumble
  • Anesthesia Audible
  • Anesthesia Team Passing Game
  • Ankle Sprain Audible
  • Annual Physical Offense
  • Anti-Gravity Treadmill Tailbacks
  • Antibiotic Coverage Scheme
  • Appendix B: My Bench
  • Arch Support, Arch Rivals
  • Arm in a Sling, Ball in the Air
  • Artery Route Tree

A, continued

  • Arthroscopic Audible
  • Asleep by Halftime, Post-Call
  • Assessment and Plan: Punt
  • Assessment: Thin at Receiver
  • Assignment Sheet Depth Chart
  • Asymptomatic Until Kickoff
  • Athletic Tape Blitz
  • Athletic Trainers Assemble the Lineup
  • Attending Physician, Attending Every Game
  • Attending Signed Off on This Trade
  • Attending the Playoffs
  • Attestation: I Saw the Whole Game
  • Auxiliary Label: Do Not Start
  • Away Rotation, Away Game

B: 43 names

  • Backup Call, Backup Quarterback
  • Bad Case of Bye Week
  • Badge Reel Highlight Reel
  • Bag of Ice at Halftime
  • Balance Board Ball Carriers
  • Band Work Before Kickoff
  • Bandage Bowl
  • Bandage Brigade Backfield
  • Banged Up Backfield
  • Basic Metabolic Panel Blitz
  • Batch the Labs, Stack the Wideouts
  • Bed Assignment: Bench
  • Bedside Blitz
  • Bedside Manner, Sideline Demeanor

B, continued

  • Bedside Report, Sideline Report
  • Beeper on the Fifty
  • Bench Ward
  • Biceps Curl Route
  • Biceps Tendon Bootleg
  • Bilateral Running Backs
  • Blitz Clinic
  • Blitz PRN
  • Blood Draw Play
  • Board Certified Bust Picker
  • Board Certified in Bench Management
  • Board Review, Film Review
  • Boards and Blitzes
  • Bone Bruise Blitz

B, continued

  • Bone Doctor Draft Board
  • Bone Setter Blitz
  • Booster Shot Blitz
  • Boot and Scooter Formation
  • Both IR Spots Occupied
  • Brace for Impact Players
  • Break Relief Backups
  • Break Room Blitz Package
  • Breathing Treatment at Halftime
  • Bring Back the Probable Tag
  • Broad Spectrum Coverage
  • Bruised Quad, Bruised Record
  • Bunion Bunch Formation
  • Butterfly Needle Bubble Screen
  • Bye Week Flu

C: 89 names

  • C/O No Touchdowns
  • Cafeteria Tray Tailgate
  • Calf Strain Coverage
  • Calf, Doubtful
  • Call Light Blitz
  • Call Light on Third Down
  • Call Room Draft Room
  • Call Schedule vs. Bye Schedule
  • Capillary Action Pass
  • Carpal Tunnel Screen
  • Cartilage Coverage
  • Cast and Carry
  • Cast Saw Sack Party
  • Catching Everything but Passes

C, continued

  • Categorical Kickers
  • Caught Up on Charting, Behind in the Standings
  • Centrifuge Spin Move
  • Certified My Rank List, Regret My Draft List
  • Charge Nurse Calls the Plays
  • Charge Nurse in the Huddle
  • Charley Horse Collar
  • Chart Review, Tape Review
  • Charting in the Fourth Quarter
  • Charting Until Monday Night
  • Chief Complaint: No Running Backs
  • Chief Complaint: Third and Long
  • Chief Resident Chain Gang
  • Chief Resident of the Red Zone
  • Child-Resistant Cap Space

C, continued

  • Chronic Case of Second Place
  • Chronic Red Zone Stalling
  • Clamp Down Coverage
  • Clavicle Clipping
  • Clean Handoff, Clean Sign-Out
  • Clean Incision, Clean Pocket
  • Clean MRI, Bellcow Workload
  • Clean Scan, Clean Pocket
  • Cleared and Starting
  • Cleared by the Medical Staff
  • Cleared for Contact
  • Cleared for Full Contact Drills
  • Clinic Kickers
  • Clinical Correlation Recommended for My Draft
  • Clinical Rotation Running Back Rotation

C, continued

  • Clinically Significant Sacks
  • Clogs on the Gridiron
  • Closed Reduction, Open Receiver
  • Closing Skin, Closing Out Games
  • Closing Time Kickers
  • CNA Sack Attack
  • Coding and Billing Blitz
  • Cold Tub Club Seats
  • Cold Tub Committee Backfield
  • Comfortable Shoes, Uncomfortable Matchups
  • Complete Blood Count, Incomplete Pass
  • Compounded Losses
  • Compounding Pharmacy, Compounding Fumbles
  • Compression Sleeve Sleepers
  • Compression Socks and Cover Two

C, continued

  • Consent Form for a Flea Flicker
  • Considered Day-to-Day
  • Consult Note: Recommend Punting
  • Consult Ortho on My Backfield
  • Consult Placed for My Kicker
  • Contagious Fumbles
  • Contraindicated in Shootouts
  • Contrast Dye Dime Package
  • Copay for Every Touchdown
  • Copied and Pasted My Draft
  • Copy Forward Last Week's Lineup
  • Core Muscle Coverage
  • Cosign Required for That Trade
  • Cotton Ball Carriers
  • Counseling Window Coverage

C, continued

  • Count Backward From Fourth Down
  • Count by Fives, Go for Two
  • Covering Both Units and Both Flexes
  • Cramping in the Fourth Quarter
  • Cramps on the Goal Line
  • Cross-Cover Two
  • Crown and Bridge Coverage
  • Cruciate Crossing Route
  • Crutch Time Kickers
  • Crutches in the Huddle
  • CT Scan Slant Route
  • Culture and Sensitivity Reads
  • Cultures Pending, Trade Pending
  • Cupping Marks and Cover Three
  • Curbside Consult on a Trade

D: 52 names

  • D/C Home With Zero Wins
  • Daily Progress Note, Weekly Regress
  • Day Shift, Night Game
  • Day Sleepers and Deep Sleepers
  • Day-to-Day Dynasty
  • Deep Breath, Deep Ball
  • Deltoid Dime Package
  • Dental Drill, Two-Minute Drill
  • Dermatology Dime Backs
  • Designated to Return
  • Diagnosis of Exclusion: My Tight End
  • Diagnosis: Bad Draft
  • Diagnosis: Bust

D, continued

  • Diaphragm of the Play
  • Dictated but Not Read Option
  • Dictated Not Read, Drafted Not Researched
  • Did Not Match My Projections
  • Did Not Practice Thursday
  • Dietitian Approved Tailgate
  • Differential Diagnosis: Kicker
  • Differential Includes My Whole Bench
  • Dinged Up Depth Chart
  • Discharge Before Kickoff
  • Discharge Instructions: Draft Better
  • Discharge Planning for My Kicker
  • Discharge Summary: Twelfth Place

D, continued

  • Discharged to the Practice Squad
  • Discontinue the Prevent Defense
  • Dislocated Pinky Route
  • Dispense as Written, Start as Projected
  • Do Not Touch the Sterile Field Goal Unit
  • Doc Blitz
  • Dose Adjustment at Halftime
  • Dose Bowl
  • Double Taped, Double Covered
  • Doubtful by Wednesday
  • Doubtful Tag Team
  • Downgraded to Out
  • Dr. Draft

D, continued

  • Drafted Between Consults
  • Drafted From the Call Room
  • Drafted on Rounds
  • Draw Play Phlebotomists
  • Drip Rate Dime Package
  • Drive-Thru Pharmacy Drive Chart
  • Dry Needling the Coverage
  • Due Date: Draft Day
  • Duration: All Season
  • Duty Hour Defense
  • Duty Hours Violation, Delay of Game
  • Dx: Bust, Tx: Bench
  • Dynamic Warmup Dynasty

E: 21 names

  • Ear, Nose and Throat Coverage
  • Eased Back Into the Lineup
  • Eighty Hour Week, Sixty Minute Game
  • Elastic Wrap Rollout
  • Elbow Bursitis Blitz
  • Elbow Room in the Pocket
  • Elective Surgery, Mandatory Minicamp
  • Electric Stim Snap Count
  • Electronic Health Record, Losing Record
  • Emergency Department Depth Chart

E, continued

  • Emergency Room Emergency Quarterback
  • Emergency Third Quarterback
  • Endocrine End Around
  • Epidural End Around
  • ER Doc Draft Day
  • Estimated Practice Report
  • Event Note: Pick Six
  • Expected to Suit Up
  • Extended Release Receivers
  • Eye Chart Checkdowns
  • Eye Exam: Reads the Defense

F: 56 names

  • F/U After Monday Night
  • Failed Physical, Voided Trade
  • Fall Risk in the Standings
  • Family History of Finishing Last
  • Family Medicine Flex
  • Fast Acting Fullbacks
  • Fast Track Fullbacks
  • Fasting Labs, Feasting on Waivers
  • Fatigue Sets In by the Fourth
  • Feeling Queasy About My Flex
  • Fellows in the Flat
  • Fellowship of the Flex
  • Femur Formation
  • Fever Blitz

F, continued

  • Fever Pitch and Catch
  • Fiberglass Front Seven
  • Fibula Flea Flicker
  • Field Goals q4h
  • Field Medics
  • Fifth Metatarsal Mafia
  • Film Room Radiologists
  • Final Injury Report Blues
  • First Aid for the Fourth Quarter
  • First Aid Kit Kickers
  • First Aid, First Down
  • First Assist, First Down
  • First Case Start, First Round Pick
  • First Round, Then Rounds

F, continued

  • First Stick Touchdown
  • First Year Fellow, First Year Starter
  • Flashcards in the Film Room
  • Flex Fracture
  • Flexor and Extensor Tight Ends
  • Float Pool Flex
  • Float to the Flat
  • Floated to the Slot
  • Flossing in the End Zone
  • Flu Season, Football Season
  • Flu Shot Formation
  • Foam Roller Rollout
  • Follow Up in One Week, Lose Again
  • Foot Doctors, Field Goals

F, continued

  • Formulary Formation
  • Four Hour Wait for a Touchdown
  • Fourteen Phalanges, Zero Catches
  • Fourth Floor Fantasy Football
  • Fourth Quarter Vitals
  • Fourth Year Fourth Down
  • Friday Injury Report Readers
  • Front Desk Draft Order
  • Full Course of Sundays
  • Full Participant on Friday
  • Full Participant, Empty Box Score
  • Full Range of Motion in Motion
  • Funny Bone Fumble
  • Fx of My Playoff Hopes

G: 28 names

  • Gait Training Camp
  • Gallbladder Goal Line Stand
  • Game-Time Decision Makers
  • Game-Time Diagnosis
  • Gap Year Gap Scheme
  • Garbage Time Stats, STAT
  • Gastrocnemius Go Route
  • Gauze Line Stand
  • Gel In, Gel Out, Hut Hut
  • General Malaise Offense
  • General Soreness Squad
  • Generic Backup Permitted
  • Generic Substitution at Quarterback
  • Giving Report at Kickoff

G, continued

  • Glove Box Fumbles
  • Glove Up, Suit Up
  • Glute Bridge Gap
  • Going Under Center
  • Goniometer Goal Line
  • Good Prognosis, Bad Matchup
  • Gown and Glove Gunslingers
  • Grand Rounds Ground Game
  • Grip Strength, Loose Ball
  • Grossly Normal Kicking Game
  • Guarded Condition at Left Guard
  • Gunner in Class, Gunner on Coverage
  • Gunners on the Punt Team
  • Gut Check Goal Line

H: 31 names

  • Hairline Fracture Fullbacks
  • Half-Life of a Hot Streak
  • Hamstring Pull Sweep
  • Hamstring, Questionable
  • Hand Hygiene, Sure Hands
  • Handoff at Shift Change
  • Handoff Report
  • Head Trainer, Head Coach
  • Heat Pack Hurry-Up
  • Hemolyzed Sample, Redraw the Play

H, continued

  • High Ankle Sprain Train
  • High Ankle, Low Floor
  • High Deductible Backfield
  • High Yield Handcuffs
  • High Yield, Low Scoring
  • Highly Contagious Losing
  • Hinged Brace Halfbacks
  • Hip Flexor Flex Spot
  • Hip Pointer Hail Mary
  • HIPAA Compliant Trash Talk

H, continued

  • History of Present Losing Streak
  • Holiday Coverage Zone
  • Holiday Rotation Rivalry Week
  • Home Call, Road Game
  • Home Exercise Program, Road Game Problem
  • Hospital Wi-Fi Draft
  • Hospitalists Hit the Hole
  • Huddle Rounds
  • Humerus Handoff
  • Hx of Fumbles
  • Hydration Station Huddle

I: 31 names

  • ICD-10 Code for a Bad Beat
  • Ice Bath Blitz
  • Ice Wrap Tailbacks
  • Idiopathic Losing Streak
  • Illness Tag Team
  • Imaging Negative, Starting Anyway
  • Immediate Release Rushers
  • In-Network Receivers Only
  • Inactives at 11:30
  • Incubation Period: Preseason

I, continued

  • Indicated for Bye Weeks
  • Individual Drills Only
  • Infectious Disease Defense
  • Inflamed Trade Talks
  • Informed Consent for This Trade
  • Ingrown Toenail Toe Drag
  • Injured Reserve All-Stars
  • Injured Reserve Invitational
  • Injury Bug Exterminators
  • Injury Timeout

I, continued

  • Instrument Count Is Correct, Score Is Not
  • Intake and Output: All Punts
  • Intern Year Rookie Year
  • Internal Medicine, Inside Zone
  • Interns on the Kickoff Team
  • Intestinal Fortitude Front Four
  • IR Bound
  • IR Eligible
  • IR Slot Hoarders
  • IV Fluids at Halftime
  • IV League Champs

J: 5 names

  • Jammed Finger Fumble
  • Jammed Thumb, Dropped Pass
  • Joint Line Scrimmage
  • Journal Club Game Tape
  • July Intern, September Starter

K: 8 names

  • Kidney Punt
  • Kidney Stone Hands
  • Kinesiology Tape Kickers
  • Knee Scooter Sweep
  • Knee Scope Scramble
  • Kneecap Space
  • Known Interaction: Kicker and Wind
  • Knuckle Down Linemen

L: 30 names

  • Lab Draw on Third and Long
  • Lab Results Under Further Review
  • Labor and Delivery Room Draft
  • Labs Pending, Lineup Pending
  • Lanyard Yardage
  • Laparoscopic Line Play
  • Late Charting, Late Swap
  • Late Entry: Lineup Change
  • Late Round Rounders
  • Lateral Malleolus, Backward Lateral
  • Lead Apron Linemen
  • Left Without Being Seen in the Playoffs
  • Letter of Recommendation for My Kicker
  • Ligament Laxity Linebackers
  • Ligament Lineup

L, continued

  • Limited in Walkthrough
  • Limited Participant Energy
  • Lineup Set From the Break Room
  • Listed as Questionable
  • Listed With an Ankle
  • Liver Lobe Lob Pass
  • Load Management Monday
  • Loading Dose of Running Backs
  • Local Anesthetic, National Championship
  • Long Coat, Long Snapper
  • Low Grade Fever, Low Grade Draft
  • Low Yield Late Rounders
  • Lower Leg Lineup
  • LPN Line of Scrimmage
  • Lunch at Three, Loss by Four

M: 34 names

  • Managing His Reps
  • Mandatory Overtime Winners
  • Manual Therapy Man Coverage
  • Mask On, Pads On
  • Massage Gun Shotgun
  • Match Day Mock Draft
  • Match Day, Game Day
  • Matched at Running Back
  • Max Dose of Wideouts
  • May Cause Bench Regret
  • May Cause Monday Drowsiness

M, continued

  • MCL Sprain Game Plan
  • Med Pass Interference
  • Med Pass Rush
  • Med School Monday Night League
  • Medial to the Hash Marks
  • Medical Record: Two and Eleven
  • Medics in Motion
  • Meniscus Trim Monday
  • Metatarsal Motion
  • Mild Sprain, Major Panic Trade
  • Minimally Invasive Run Game

M, continued

  • Minor Procedure, Major Upside
  • Mnemonic for the Playbook
  • Morning Labs, Monday Night Results
  • Morning Report, Monday Night Recap
  • Morning Rounds, Late Rounds
  • Mortar, Pestle and Pigskin
  • Moved to the Reserve List
  • MRI Monday Morning Quarterbacks
  • MRI on Monday, Waivers on Tuesday
  • MS1 and Done
  • MS3 on the Sideline
  • My Kicker Raised My Blood Pressure

N: 40 names

  • Name Brand Draft, Generic Results
  • Narrow Spectrum Nickel Package
  • Nauseous at the Scoreboard
  • Nebulizer Nickel Backs
  • Need a Running Back, STAT
  • Nerve Block Party
  • New Grad Rookie Class
  • Night Float Flex Play
  • Night Shift Draft Party
  • Night Shift Hail Mary
  • Night Shift Night Game
  • Night Shift Waiver Claims
  • Nine O'Clock Med Pass, One O'Clock Kickoff

N, continued

  • Ninety Minutes Before Kickoff
  • NKDA: No Known Draft Ability
  • No Acute Distress Until Monday Night
  • No Fracture, No First Downs
  • No Game Status
  • No Injury Designation
  • No Known Allergies to Winning
  • No Lunch Break, No Bye Week
  • No Refills on This Roster
  • No Setbacks, No Touchdowns
  • Non-Contact Jersey Gang
  • Non-Football Injury Designation
  • Non-Formulary Flex

N, continued

  • Non-Weight Bearing Bench
  • Noon Conference Championship
  • Not Expected to Play
  • Not So Humerus Fumble
  • Note Bloat, Roster Bloat
  • Nothing by Mouth, Everything by Air
  • NP in the Pocket
  • NPO After Midnight Kickoff
  • Nurse Practitioner Play Action
  • Nurse's Station Nickel Package
  • Nurses Call the Audibles
  • Nurses' Station Football League
  • Nurses' Station War Room
  • Nursing School Study Hall Mary

O: 35 names

  • O Tag Owners
  • Objective: Fifty-Eight Points
  • Oblique Strain Option
  • Observation Status Offense
  • Occupational Therapy Option
  • Off-Label Flex Use
  • On a Snap Limit
  • On Call Every Sunday
  • On Call for the Playoffs
  • On Call, Off Waivers
  • On Service, On the Clock

O, continued

  • Onset: Week One
  • Open Wide Receivers
  • Operating Room Option
  • Operative Report: Three and Out
  • Ophthalmology on Replay Review
  • Optometry Option Read
  • OR Turnover Time
  • Order Set: Opening Drive
  • Orders In, Lineup Locked
  • Orders Placed, Kicker Dropped
  • Organic Chemistry Option Route
  • Orientee Opening Drive

O, continued

  • Ortho Bros Backfield
  • Ortho Consult Offense
  • Orthotics and Onside Kicks
  • OT in OT
  • Otoscope Option
  • Out for Week One
  • Out of Network Tight End
  • Out, Out and Doubtful
  • Outbreak of Dropped Passes
  • Outpatient Procedure Offense
  • Over the Counter Trap
  • Overhead Page: Set Your Lineup

P: 83 names

  • PACU Pass Rush
  • Paged During the Draft
  • Paged in the Fourth Quarter
  • Paged on Third and Long
  • Pager Went Off at Kickoff
  • Paging Doctor Pick Six
  • Paging Dr. Blitz
  • Paging Dr. Hail Mary
  • Paging Dr. Red Zone
  • Paging Dr. Touchdown
  • Paging My Tight End
  • Paging the Commissioner
  • Partial Weight Bearing PPR

P, continued

  • Pass/Fail Passing Game
  • Passed the Team Physical
  • Past Medical History: Bad Drafts
  • Patella Pitch
  • Patellar Tendon Pitchout
  • Peak and Trough Scoring
  • Pec Strain Pass Rush
  • Pediatric Dosing, Pee Wee Scoring
  • Pediatricians and Pigskins
  • Per Diem Playmakers
  • PGY-1 and Goal
  • PGY-2 Minute Warning
  • PGY-3 and Out
  • Phalanges on the Laces

P, continued

  • Pharmacist on the Clock
  • Pharmacy Line Scrimmage
  • Physical Therapists in the Flat
  • Physical Therapy Pass Rush
  • Physically Unable to Perform
  • Pickle Juice Punt Team
  • Pill Counter Pass Rush
  • Plan: Monitor the Waiver Wire
  • Plan: Reassess After the Bye
  • Plan: Start the Backup
  • Plantar Fascia Flea Flicker
  • Plantar Fasciitis Punt Team
  • Plaster Cast Pass Rush
  • Plates and Screws Pass

P, continued

  • Playing Through a Toe
  • Podiatrists Love Kickers
  • Podiatry Punt Unit
  • Popped Up on the Report
  • Portable X-Ray Punt Team
  • Post-Call and Projected to Lose
  • Post-Call Play Calling
  • Post-Op Day One Starters
  • Posterior Chain Gang
  • Pre-Med Preseason
  • Pre-Op Projections
  • Pre-Wrap and Play Action
  • Precautionary X-Rays, Precautionary Handcuff
  • Preceptor Play Sheet

P, continued

  • Pregame Warmup Watchers
  • Prehab Before Preseason
  • Preliminary Year Preseason
  • Prescription for Points
  • Prescription Strength Pass Rush
  • Presented on Rounds, Passed on Downs
  • Presenting Complaint: My Defense
  • Primary Care Playmakers
  • Prior Auth for a Trade
  • Prior Authorization Denied, Trade Vetoed
  • PRN Staff, PRN Starters
  • Problem List: Offensive Line
  • Procedure Note: Hook and Ladder
  • Prognosis Guarded, Defense Unguarded

P, continued

  • Prognosis Unclear at Quarterback
  • Prognosis: Playoffs
  • Progress Note: No Progress
  • Progressing Through Rehab
  • Protected Didactics, Protected Passer
  • Proximal Cause, Distal Effect on My Flex
  • PT Clinic Play Sheet
  • PT Twice a Week, Points Never
  • Pulled Hamstring on the Go Route
  • Pulled to Another Unit, Pulled My Quarterback
  • Pulmonology Play Clock
  • PUP List Regulars
  • PUP Squad
  • Push Pass Midwives

Q: 7 names

  • Q Tags and Prayers
  • Quad Contusion Squad
  • Quad Squad Quarters Coverage
  • Quadriceps Quarterbacks
  • Question Bank Quarterbacks
  • Questionable Calls, Questionable Tags
  • Questionable to Return

R: 57 names

  • R/O Sleeper
  • Rad Tech Red Zone
  • Radiology Reads the Defense
  • Radius and Ulna, Thunder and Lightning
  • Range of Motion Offense
  • Rank List Rankings
  • Rash Decisions on Waivers
  • Rash of Injuries, Run on Kickers
  • Read Back and Verify the Play Call
  • Reading Film, Reading Films
  • Recommend Outpatient Follow-Up for My Defense
  • Recovery Room Receivers
  • Red Q Next to Every Name
  • Referred to a Specialist: My Kicker

R, continued

  • Refill Too Soon, Trade Too Late
  • Refills Remaining: Zero Wins
  • Reflex Blitz
  • Reflex Hammer Hits
  • Refrigerate After Opening Drive
  • Regional Block and Tackle
  • Rehab Assignment Roster
  • Rehab Stint Starters
  • Rehabbing on the Side Field
  • Renal Clearance Route
  • Report Ran Long, Lineup Ran Out
  • Residency Depth Chart
  • Residents on the Roster
  • Respiratory Therapy Run Stoppers

R, continued

  • Rest Day, Not Injury Related
  • Return From IR Pending
  • Return to Play Action
  • Return to Practice Window
  • Review of Systems, Rest of Season
  • Rib Contusion Rushers
  • Risks and Benefits of Going for It
  • RN Run Game
  • RN, BSN, MVP
  • RNs in the Red Zone
  • Rolled an Ankle on the Bootleg
  • Rolled Ankle Rollout
  • Room Turnover on Downs
  • Root Canal Run Defense

R, continued

  • ROS Rankings, ROS Negative
  • Roster Caught the Injury Bug
  • Roster in Isolation
  • Rotator Cuff Deep Ball
  • Rounding on My Roster
  • Rounds Start at Kickoff
  • Rule Out Bust
  • Rule Out Trap Game
  • Ruled Out on Saturday
  • Running a Fever, Not the Ball
  • Running Stitch Running Backs
  • Rx Blitz
  • Rx for a Title
  • Rx Routes
  • Rx: More Touchdowns

S: 137 names

  • S/P Bye Week
  • Sack Docs
  • Sacks BID
  • Safe Staffing, Free Safety
  • Saline Flush Flea Flicker
  • Saline Solution Slant
  • Say Ah, Say Hut
  • Scalpel Sweep
  • Scalpel, Sponge, Slant
  • Scan the Field, Scan the Knee
  • Scapula Scramble
  • Scope Day Screen Game
  • Scoped in the Offseason

S, continued

  • Scramble Drill, Match Week
  • Scrub In, Suit Up
  • Scrub Pocket Playbook
  • Scrub Team
  • Scrubbed In for Sunday
  • Scrubs and Subs
  • Scrubs Bowl
  • Scrubs on Sunday, Jersey on Monday
  • Seasonal Allergies, Seasonal Losses
  • Second Opinion on That Trade
  • Second Shift, Second String
  • Second Year Resident Leap
  • See One, Do One, Punt One
  • Self-Limiting Slump

S, continued

  • Self-Scheduling Bye Weeks
  • Senior Resident Sneak
  • Setback in Practice
  • Seven on Seven Rehab
  • Seven to Seven, Seven and Seven
  • Shake Well Before Kickoff
  • Sharps Container Coverage
  • Shelf Exam Shotgun
  • Shift Change Two-Minute Drill
  • Shift Report at the Fifty
  • Shin Splint Screen Pass
  • Short Arm Cast, Long Snapper
  • Short Coat, Short Yardage
  • Short Staffed at Running Back

S, continued

  • Short Staffed, Short Yardage
  • Short-Term IR Stash
  • Shot Clinic Shotgun
  • Shoulder Pad Scapulas
  • Shoulder the Load Carries
  • Shoulder, Full Go
  • Side Effects Include Last Place
  • Side Effects May Include Sacks
  • Sideline Doc Says Go
  • Sideline Medics
  • Sideline X-Ray Room
  • Sidelined Indefinitely
  • Sig: One Win by Mouth Weekly

S, continued

  • Sign-Out to the Night Team
  • Signed Out, Suited Up
  • Signs and Symptoms of a Bust
  • Single Leg Squat Sweep
  • Skin in the Game Plan
  • Sleeve on the Calf, Sleeper on the Bench
  • Sliding Scale FAAB Bids
  • Sling Pass
  • Slow Release Sleepers
  • Sniffles on the Sideline
  • SOAP Note on My Season
  • Social History: Sundays on the Couch
  • Soft Tissue Sundays
  • Soft Tissue Work, Hard Count

S, continued

  • Something Going Around the Locker Room
  • Sore Throat From Yelling at My Kicker
  • Spaced Repetition, Spread Offense
  • Spatted Cleats Society
  • Special Delivery Teams
  • SPF Fifty Yard Line
  • Spiked a Fever, Spiked the Ball
  • Splint End
  • Splint Formation
  • Splinted and Starting
  • Sponge Count and Snap Count
  • Sports Hernia Hurry-Up
  • Sports Med Sleepers
  • Sports Medicine Shotgun

S, continued

  • Sprain Game
  • Sprained Wrist Handoff
  • Stable Condition, Unstable Backfield
  • Stable Joint, Shaky Lineup
  • Staffed It With the Attending
  • Staffing Grid Gridiron
  • Standard Precautions, Prevent Defense
  • Standardized Patient, Standard Scoring
  • Standing Orders: Go for Two
  • Staples and Stiff Arms
  • Start an IV, Sit a Kicker
  • Start as Needed
  • STAT

S, continued

  • Stat Consult on My Flex
  • Stat Correction, Stat
  • Stat Line, Stat Order
  • Stat Padding
  • Stat Sheet, Stat Page
  • Static Stretch, Static Offense
  • Status Post Draft Day
  • Steady State Standings
  • Step One: Draft a Running Back
  • Step Two: Clinical Kicking
  • Sterile Field Goal
  • Sterile Field Position
  • Stethoscopes and Stiff Arms
  • Stiff Arm, Stiff Knee

S, continued

  • Stim and Ice Sundays
  • Stitch Six
  • Stitched Up at Halftime
  • Stomach Bug Sunday
  • Stomach for the Fourth Down
  • Store at Room Temperature, Start in a Dome
  • Strength Testing Tight Ends
  • Stress Fracture Formation
  • Stretching the Field, Stretching the Hamstring
  • Studying for Boards, Staring at Draft Boards
  • Sub-I Sub Package
  • Subacute Sacks
  • Subjective: I Feel Good About This Lineup
  • Subtherapeutic Scoring

S, continued

  • Suited Up, Stayed on the Sideline
  • Sunday Morning Inactives
  • Superior Depth, Inferior Record
  • Surgeons of the Slot
  • Surgical Timeout
  • Suture Self, I'm Starting Him
  • Suture Sweep
  • Sutures and Sweeps
  • Swelling Went Down, So Did My Score
  • Swing Shift Sweep
  • Swollen Knee Sweep
  • Sx: Zero Targets
  • Symptoms Began at the Draft
  • Symptoms Include Fumbling

T: 120 names

  • Take on an Empty Backfield
  • Take One Tight End Daily
  • Take Two Kickers and Call Me Monday
  • Take With Food and Football
  • Tamper-Evident Seal the Edge
  • Tape, Gauze and Go Routes
  • Taped Up and Starting
  • Team Doctors Draft First
  • Team Physician Play Action
  • Telehealth Two-Point Conversion
  • Ten Blade Blitz
  • Tenderness on Palpation of My Record
  • Tendon Tight Ends
  • Tennis Elbow at Quarterback
  • Testing It in Warmups

T, continued

  • The Anatomy Lab League
  • The Attending Will See Your Lineup Now
  • The Attendings vs. Residents Bowl
  • The Bedside Manner Bowl
  • The Boards Study Break Bowl
  • The Break Room Bowl
  • The Call Room Classic
  • The Charge Nurse Cup
  • The Class of MS2 Fantasy League
  • The Clinic Staff Gridiron Classic
  • The Day Shift Division
  • The Do No Harm Division
  • The Dose Response Division
  • The ER Fantasy League
  • The Float Pool League

T, continued

  • The Formulary Bowl
  • The Game-Time Decision League
  • The Grand Rounds Gridiron Conference
  • The Hamstring Classic
  • The High Ankle Invitational
  • The Hippocratic Oath Bowl
  • The Hospital Cafeteria Conference
  • The Ice Bath Bowl
  • The Injury Report League
  • The Intern Class Invitational
  • The Lab Coat League
  • The Match Day Classic
  • The Medical Records Division
  • The Night Shift Football League
  • The On Call Conference

T, continued

  • The Operating Room League
  • The Ortho Bowl
  • The Out Designations
  • The Outpatient Football Association
  • The PACU Pigskin Association
  • The Pharmacy Football League
  • The Physical Therapy Football League
  • The PRN Football League
  • The Questionable Tag Conference
  • The Radiology Reading Room League
  • The Rehab Gym Gridiron League
  • The Resident Lounge League
  • The Scrub Cap Cup
  • The Second Opinion Bowl
  • The STAT Fantasy League

T, continued

  • The Sterile Field Football League
  • The Stethoscope Bowl Series
  • The Training Room League
  • The Training Table Bowl
  • The Turf Toe Bowl
  • The Urgent Care Cup
  • The Vital Signs Football League
  • The Waiting Room Wild Card League
  • The White Coat Conference
  • Therapeutic Range: 120 Points
  • Thermometer Sneak
  • Third Shift Fantasy League
  • Three Questionables and a Bye
  • Three Sets of Ten, Three and Out
  • Three Times Daily Tight Ends

T, continued

  • Three Twelves and a Thursday Night Game
  • Three Twelves, Zero Wins
  • Tib-Fib Tandem Backfield
  • Tibia or Not Tibia a Champion
  • Tibial Plateau Touchdown
  • Tier Three Copay, Tier Three Tight End
  • Tight Calf, Loose Coverage
  • Tight Hamstrings, Tight Ends
  • Time Out Called, Site Marked
  • Timeout Before Incision
  • Titrate to Touchdowns
  • Titrating My Lineup
  • Toe Touch Weight Bearing Toe Tap
  • Tongue Depressor Defense
  • Tonsils Out, Starters In

T, continued

  • Touchdowns PRN
  • Touchdowns, STAT
  • Trainer's Table Tailbacks
  • Trainers on the Field
  • Training Room Depth Chart
  • Transitional Year Trick Plays
  • Travel Contract, Road Favorites
  • Travel Nurse Road Team
  • Trending Toward Playing
  • Triage Level: Kicker
  • Triage Nurse Tiers
  • Triage the Waiver Wire
  • Triceps Extension, Contract Extension
  • True Game-Time Decisions
  • Turf Toe Tailbacks

T, continued

  • Turf Toe Tappers
  • Turf Toe Touchdowns
  • Tweak City Tailbacks
  • Tweaked a Hammy in Warmups
  • Twelve Hour Shift, Twelve Team League
  • Twelve Hours on My Feet, Zero From My Flex
  • Twenty-One Day Window
  • Twenty-Twenty Field Vision
  • Twice Daily Two-Minute Drill
  • Twilight Sedation Two-Point Try
  • Two Patient Identifiers, Two Tight Ends
  • Two Sticks and a Punt
  • Tx Plan: Trade for a Tight End
  • Type and Crossmatch the Stack
  • Type and Screen Pass

U: 9 names

  • Ulna Never Beat My Defense
  • Ultrasound Guided Audible
  • Under Anesthesia, Under Center
  • Under the Weather, Under .500
  • Undisclosed Injury Offense
  • Unremarkable Offense
  • Upgraded to Probable
  • Urgent Care Audibles
  • Urgent Care Onside Kick

V: 7 names

  • Vaccine Line Scrimmage
  • Verbal Order: Start Him
  • Veteran Rest Wednesday
  • Vital Signs of a Playoff Push
  • Vitals Every Quarter
  • Vitals Stable, Roster Unstable
  • Vitamin D Line

W: 22 names

  • Waiting Room Wideouts
  • Waiver Claim, Stat
  • Waiver Ward
  • Waiver Wire Triage Desk
  • Walking Boot Blitz
  • Walking Boot Bootleg
  • Week-to-Week Wonders
  • Weekend Call Ruined My Lineup
  • Weight Bearing Wideouts
  • Well Visit, Well Thrown
  • Whirlpool Wideouts

W, continued

  • White Coat Ceremony, Coin Toss Ceremony
  • White Coat Wideouts
  • Whole Roster Is Questionable
  • Within Normal Limits, Outside the Playoffs
  • Work Phone Waiver Wire
  • Worked the Weekend, Lost the Week
  • Working Diagnosis: Winless
  • Working With Trainers on the Side
  • Worst Medical Record in the League
  • Wrist Band Play Sheet
  • Written for One Win, No Refills

X: 1 name

  • X-Rays Negative, Yardage Too

Y: 1 name

  • Yellow Jersey in Practice