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Fantasy football team names for law firm, courthouse and law school leagues, where legal language collides with football: Bench Warrant, Waiver Wire Fraud, Res Ipsa Touchdown, Motion to Compel a Trade and Illegal Formation LLP.

About lawyer fantasy football names

Legal fantasy football names work because the two worlds already share a vocabulary. Bench, draft, waiver, holding, motion, possession, receiver, conversion and handcuff each mean one thing in a courtroom or a contract and something else on a football field or a fantasy roster. The best names lean on that overlap and need no explanation: "Bench Warrant," "Snap Judgment," "Waiver Wire Fraud," "Motion to Compel a Trade."

This list of 1,000 team names is built in distinct styles so rerolls feel different. Courtroom procedure covers motions, objections, verdicts and appeals. Latin maxims get bent toward the end zone ("Res Ipsa Touchdown," "Quid Pro Quarterback"). Penalties are read as law ("Illegal Formation LLP," "Holding in Contempt"). Other groups draw on firm life, law school, practice areas from torts to tax, evidence and discovery, contract boilerplate, and invented firms made of football words, such as "Blitz, Sack & Fumble LLP." A small share are league names for a firm or courthouse league.

The names pair a legal term with football or fantasy jargon and aim to use the legal term the way lawyers do, but read yours twice before it goes in front of colleagues who will check. There are no player-name puns, so a name does not go stale when your roster changes.

How to choose lawyer fantasy football names

  • Match the joke to the room. A firm league will get billable hour and doc review jokes, while a mixed league of friends and family needs a name that works without a law degree, such as "Bench Warrant" or "Snap Judgment."
  • Start from your own corner of the law. A tax associate, a public defender and a 1L will each find names from their own practice area or class, and the name says more when it is about your actual week.
  • Check the length on your league's platform before you commit. Caption-style names and long objections can be cut off on a phone's matchup screen, so keep a shorter second choice ready.
  • Say it out loud once. Latin lands only when league mates know the phrase: "Res Ipsa Touchdown" works on almost any lawyer, while a rarer maxim needs a law school crowd.
  • Leave clients, live matters and real colleagues out of the name. It sits on a screen the whole league sees every week.

Frequently asked questions

What makes a good fantasy football team name for a lawyer?

One word doing two jobs. "Motion to Compel a Trade," "Hail Mary Appeal" and "Objection: Roughing the Passer" each read as a real filing or courtroom line until the football term arrives. Names that use the legal term the way lawyers actually use it get the best reaction in a firm league.

Are there names for law school fantasy leagues?

Yes. One of the styles is built on law school life: cold calls, outlines, moot court, law review and the bar exam. Look for names like "Cold Call Audibles," "Moot Point After" and "3L and Out."

Does the list include league names or only team names?

Most of the 1,000 entries are team names. A small share are league names for a firm, courthouse or law school league, such as "The Billable Hours League" and "The Pro Bono Bowl." For a full page of league names, see the fantasy football league name generator in the related links.

Do any of these names use real players, judges or law firms?

The list was de-duplicated and screened for filler and offensive terms, and it was written without player-name puns. Firm-style names such as "Blitz, Sack & Fumble LLP" and "Flex, Bench & Bye LLP" are built from football words instead of surnames. If a name happens to resemble a firm or person you know, pick another.

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A: 50 names

  • A Fortiori Fourth Down
  • Ab Initio Offense
  • Accessory After the Snap
  • Acquitted on the Final Drive
  • Actus Reus Rushers
  • Ad Hoc Backfield
  • Admissible Game Film
  • Admit or Deny: That Was a Catch
  • Adverse Possession Receivers
  • Advisory Opinions on Your Roster
  • Advocates of the Air Raid
  • Affidavit of a Wasted Draft Pick

A, continued

  • Affirmed in Part, Fumbled in Part
  • Aiding and Abetting the Run Game
  • Alibi: I Was at the Tailgate
  • All Rights and Running Backs Reserved
  • All Rise for the Commish
  • All-Nighter All-Pros
  • Allegations of Tanking
  • Alleged Collusion
  • Ambiguity Construed Against the Drafter
  • Amicus Briefs and Blitzes
  • Amicus Curiae Tailgate
  • Amount in Controversy: Six Points
  • Anticipatory Repudiation of the Run

A, continued

  • Antitrust Division Champs
  • Appeal Denied, Clock Running
  • Appeal Granted on Fourth and Goal
  • Appeal to the Commissioner
  • Appeal to the Replay Booth
  • Appellant v. Replay Booth
  • Appellants in the End Zone
  • Appellate Blitz
  • Appellate Division Playoffs
  • Approach the Bench, Rookie
  • Arbitrary and Capricious Commish
  • Arbitrators of the Auction

A, continued

  • Arguendo, Assume I Make the Playoffs
  • Associates of the Backfield
  • Assumed the Risk, Started the Rookie
  • Assumption of the Risk on Fourth Down
  • At-Will Kickers
  • Attack Outline Blitz
  • Attorney-Client Privilege in the Huddle
  • Attractive Nuisance Offense
  • Audible & Hard Count LLP
  • Audible Objections
  • Authenticated Game Ball
  • Automatic First Down, Automatic Stay
  • Automatic Stay in the Pocket

B: 50 names

  • Back Row Benchwarmers
  • Backfield Law Group
  • Bailiff Blitz
  • Bailiff, Remove That Kicker
  • Bankruptcy Trustees of the Backfield
  • Bar Association Fantasy Football
  • Bar Exam Blitz
  • Bar Passage Passing Game
  • Bar Prep Bye Week
  • Barristers at the Goal Posts
  • Battle of the Forms and Formations
  • Bench and Bar Association

B, continued

  • Bench Conference
  • Bench Memo
  • Bench Trial
  • Bench Warrant
  • Benched by the Bench
  • Best Evidence Rule: Check the Tape
  • Beyond a Reasonable Touchdown
  • Billable Blitz
  • Billable Bye Week
  • Billable Hours, Unbillable Sundays
  • Billable Touchdowns
  • Billable Yardage
  • Billing in Six-Minute Drills

B, continued

  • Binding Arbitration Bowl
  • Black Letter Law, Red Zone Offense
  • Black Robes, Yellow Flags
  • Blackacre Blitz
  • Blindside Legal Defense
  • Blitz and Writs
  • Blitz, Sack & Fumble LLP
  • Bona Fide Bell Cows
  • Bona Fide Blitzers
  • Bonus Season, Bye Week
  • Boom & Bust LLP
  • Bootleg & Rollout LLP

B, continued

  • Breach of Contract Year
  • Breach of Duty, Breach of Contain
  • Brief Possession
  • Briefing the Blitz
  • Briefs and Blitz Packages
  • Bump & Run, Counselors at Law
  • Burden of Proof on Fourth Down
  • Burden Shifting in the Shotgun
  • But See My Bench
  • But-For That Fumble
  • Bye Week & Associates
  • Bye Week Bylaws
  • Bye Week Jurisprudence

C: 89 names

  • Calendar Call Kickoff
  • Callback Interview Cornerbacks
  • Called to the Crossbar
  • Capital Gains on the Ground
  • Carryover Basis Carries
  • Case Brief Backfield
  • Case Closed in the Fourth Quarter
  • Case Dismissed, Drive Alive
  • Case or Controversy at the Goal Line
  • Casebook Cornerbacks
  • Caveat Draftor
  • Caveat Emptor Rookies
  • Cease and Desist Blitzing
  • Cf. Last Week's Lineup

C, continued

  • Chain of Custody Crew
  • Challenge for Cause Under Review
  • Change of Venue to the End Zone
  • Chapter 11 Offense
  • Chapter 7 Liquidation of My Bench
  • Character and Fitness Combine
  • Character Evidence of My Bench
  • Character Witness for My Kicker
  • Charged With a Timeout
  • Checkdown & Associates
  • Checks and Balances and Checkdowns
  • Chop Block & Clipping, PC
  • Circuit Split Football League
  • Citation for Running Into the Kicker
  • Cite Check Checkdowns

C, continued

  • Claims Court Kickers
  • Class Action Backfield
  • Class Certification of Sleepers
  • Clawback Agreement for That Fumble
  • CLE Credit for Watching Film
  • Clear and Convincing Touchdown
  • Clear Title Playoff Contenders
  • Clerks and Kickers Conference
  • Clerkship Kickoff
  • Client Alert: Start Your Kicker
  • Clinic Students on the Clock
  • Closing Binder Kickers
  • Closing Dinner Tailgate
  • Co-Counsel Cornerbacks
  • Coin Toss & Deferral LLP

C, continued

  • Cold Call Audibles
  • Cold Call Quarterbacks
  • Cold Called on Fourth Down
  • Collateral Estoppel on the Rematch
  • Collusion Is a Question of Fact
  • Commencement Kickoff
  • Commerce Clause Trade Block
  • Commish in Chambers
  • Commish Ruled From the Couch
  • Commish v. Everyone
  • Commissioner's Discretion Abused
  • Common Law Checkdowns
  • Compensatory Picks
  • Complaint Filed After Week One
  • Concurring Opinion: Run the Ball

C, continued

  • Condition Precedent: Clinch a Bye
  • Conference Room B Blitzers
  • Conflict Check at the Draft
  • Conflict of Interest Commish
  • Conflicts Cleared for Kickoff
  • Conspiracy to Commit Touchdowns
  • Contempt of Kickoff
  • Contingency Fee Kickers
  • Continuance Until Monday Night
  • Contracts and Cornerbacks
  • Contributory Negligence Kickers
  • Conversion of the Extra Point
  • Convicted of Clock Mismanagement
  • Corner Office Cornerbacks
  • Corpus Delicti of My Fantasy Season

C, continued

  • Counsel of Record, Rushing Record
  • Counsel Table Tailgate
  • Counsel's Corner Blitz
  • Counselor's Audible
  • Counteroffer: My Kicker for Your RB
  • Court Is Adjourned, Kickoff at One
  • Court Reporter Speed Rushers
  • Court Reporters Fantasy Conference
  • Court-Appointed Receivers
  • Courthouse Steps Football League
  • Covenants Running With the Ball
  • Criminal Defense, Zone Defense
  • Cross-Examining Your Secondary
  • Cross-Motion for Six Points
  • Cruel and Unusual Last-Place Punishment

D: 52 names

  • De Facto Starters
  • De Jure League Champions
  • De Minimis Bench Points
  • De Minimis Yardage
  • De Novo Draft Review
  • De Novo Kickoff
  • Deal Team Six Points
  • Dean's List Defense
  • Declaration Under Penalty of Punting
  • Deed of Trust the Run Game
  • Deep Ball Legal Services
  • Defamation of My Draft Grade
  • Default Judgment for an Empty Lineup

D, continued

  • Defense Counsel, Dime Package
  • Defensive Holding Cell
  • Delay of Game Continuance
  • Delay of Game, Delay of Trial
  • Denied at the Pylon
  • Deposed in the Backfield
  • Deposition Prep for the Playoffs
  • Depositions and Deep Balls
  • Depreciating Veteran Assets
  • Dink & Dunk, Counselors at Law
  • Direct Evidence of a Bust
  • Directed Verdict on Fourth Down
  • Disbarred From the Playoffs

D, continued

  • Discharged After Week Twelve
  • Discovery Deadline, Trade Deadline
  • Discovery Dispute in the Draft Room
  • Disorderly Conduct in the End Zone
  • Dissenting Opinion on That Trade
  • District Court Draft League
  • Disturbing the Peace on Third Down
  • Doc Review Defense
  • Doc Review Season Ticket Holders
  • Docket Call at the Draft
  • Docketed and Drafted
  • Docketing Department Defense
  • Dockets and Deep Threats

D, continued

  • Doctrine of the Deep Ball
  • Document Dump on Draft Day
  • Document Review Blitz Package
  • Doe v. Running Back by Committee
  • Double Jeopardy Reverse
  • Draft Agreement
  • Draft Opinion
  • Due Diligence Draft Room
  • Due Diligence on Rookies
  • Due Process for Late Dues
  • Due Process of the Catch
  • Duty of Care in Pass Protection
  • Duty to Mitigate the Blowout

E: 30 names

  • Easement by Necessity Up the Middle
  • Ejusdem Generis Tight Ends
  • Emergency Motion to Start My RB
  • Eminent Domain in the End Zone
  • Emotional Distress in Week One
  • En Banc Blitz
  • Encroachment & Offside LLP
  • Encroachment Is Just Trespass
  • End Around Chambers
  • Engagement Letter of Intent
  • Equal Protection for the Quarterback
  • Equity Partners in the End Zone
  • Escrow Agents of the End Zone
  • Esquire Scramble
  • Estate of My Playoff Hopes

E, continued

  • Et Al. Receivers
  • Eviction Notice at the Goal Line
  • Ex Parte Quarterback
  • Ex Parte Trade Talks
  • Ex Post Facto Lineup Changes
  • Ex Post Facto Scoring Change
  • Ex Rel. the Waiver Wire
  • Excited Utterance After the Pick Six
  • Exclusionary Rule Defense
  • Exhibit A: My Draft
  • Exhibit B: Your Bench
  • Expectation Damages for a Bust
  • Expert Witness in Clock Management
  • Externship Extra Points
  • Eyewitness to a Goal-Line Stand

F: 49 names

  • Fair Use, Fair Catch
  • False Start, False Pretenses
  • Fantasy Jurisprudence Society
  • February Bar Backups
  • Federal Fantasy Football Circuit
  • Fee Simple Touchdown
  • Felony Fumblers
  • Fiduciary Duty to Set Your Lineup
  • Fifteen Yards and Costs
  • Fifth Amendment, Fourth Down
  • Filed at 11:59, Kickoff at Noon
  • Filed Under Seal Until Kickoff

F, continued

  • Final Exam Fumble
  • Finals Week Bye
  • Fine Print Field Goals
  • Firm Retreat, Prevent Defense
  • First & Goal LLP
  • First Amendment Trash Talk
  • First Chair Quarterback
  • First Draft, Final Draft
  • First-Year Associate, First-Round Bust
  • Five-Yard Penalty Clause
  • Flag on the Plaintiff
  • Flag on the Play, Sanctions to Follow

F, continued

  • Flat Fee Field Goals
  • Flea Flicker & Reverse, PLLC
  • Fleeced in Arbitration
  • Flex, Bench & Bye LLP
  • Footnote Four Downs
  • Force Majeure Bye Week
  • Foreclosure on Your Playoff Hopes
  • Foreseeable Plaintiffs, Unforeseeable Busts
  • Forum Non Conveniens Road Game
  • Forum Shopping for a Kicker
  • Foundation Laid, Ball Snapped
  • Fourth & Long LLP

F, continued

  • Fourth Amendment, Fourth and Goal
  • Fourth Down, Esq.
  • Free Agency Law
  • Friday Afternoon Assignment Fumble
  • From the Bench to the Bench
  • Front Row Gunners
  • Fruit of the Poisonous Tee
  • Frustration of Purpose Bye Week
  • Full Faith and Credit for That Catch
  • Fumble & Recover, PC
  • Fumble Recovery of Damages
  • Fumbles and Filings
  • Further Affiant Sayeth Punt

G: 24 names

  • Gag Order on Trash Talk
  • Garbage Time Jurisprudence
  • Garbage Time, Esq.
  • Gavel Down, Hut Hut
  • Gavel to Gavel Coverage
  • Gavels and Goal Posts
  • General Counsel's Gridiron Cup
  • Gift Tax on That Trade
  • Goal Line Law Group
  • Goal Line Witness Stand
  • Good Faith and Fair Catch
  • Govern Yourself Accordingly, Kicker

G, continued

  • Grand Theft Touchdown
  • Granted in the Red Zone
  • Gridiron & Pigskin LLP
  • Gridiron v. Scoreboard
  • Grievance Filed Over Garbage Time
  • Gross Negligence at the Goal Line
  • Ground & Pound Trial Lawyers
  • Grounds for Intentional Grounding
  • Guardians Ad Litem of the Goal Line
  • Guilty of Starting the Wrong Kicker
  • Guilty on All Four Downs
  • Gunners on Punt Coverage

H: 30 names

  • Habeas Corpus, Produce the Ball
  • Habeas Pigskin
  • Habeas Roster
  • Hail Mary Appeal
  • Hail Mary Legal
  • Half the Distance to the Gavel
  • Handcuff Him, Officer
  • Handcuff Specialists
  • Hearsay Exception Receivers
  • Hearsay Hail Marys
  • Heirs to the Dynasty
  • Hereinafter the League Champions
  • Heretofore Unsacked
  • Holding in Contempt
  • Holding, Offense, Ten Yards

H, continued

  • Honorable Commish Presiding
  • Hook & Ladder, PLLC
  • Hornbook Halfbacks
  • Hostile Witness to That Fumble
  • Hot Bench, Hot Route
  • Hot Route Litigators
  • Hourly Rate Hurry-Up Offense
  • Hours Requirement Hail Mary
  • Huddle, Snap & Scramble LLP
  • Hung Jury on the Flex Spot
  • Hung Jury, Hot Route
  • Hurry-Up & No-Huddle LLP
  • Hut, Hut & Hike, Counselors at Law
  • Hypo Hail Mary
  • Hypothetical Handoff

I: 43 names

  • If It Please the Commish
  • Illegal Block in the Back Office
  • Illegal Contact Clause
  • Illegal Formation LLP
  • Illegal Formation of Contract
  • Illegal Forward Passing the Bar
  • Illegal Man Downfield, Esq.
  • Illegal Motion Practice
  • Illegal Shift in the Burden of Proof
  • Illegal Substitution of Counsel
  • Illegal Use of Handcuffs
  • Impeached by the Box Score
  • Impeaching My Own Kicker
  • Implied Waiver Priority

I, continued

  • Improper Venue, Road Game
  • In Camera Replay Review
  • In Pari Delicto Trade Partners
  • In Personam Fouls
  • In re: Bye Week Six
  • In Re: My Injured Reserve
  • In re: The Missed Field Goal
  • In Rem Receivers
  • In Terrorem Pass Rush
  • In the Matter of My Flex Spot
  • In Witness Whereof, We Blitz
  • In-House Counsel Football League
  • Inadmissible Projections
  • Indemnify My Running Back

I, continued

  • Injunction Against That Trade
  • Inns of Court Fantasy League
  • Insider Trading Block
  • Intentional Grounding for Appeal
  • Intentional Grounding, Intentional Tort
  • Interference With Contract Year
  • Interlocutory Appeal at Halftime
  • Interrogatories for My Running Back
  • Intestate in Last Place
  • Ipso Facto Touchdown
  • IRAC and Sack
  • Issue Spotters in the Secondary
  • Issue, Rule, Analysis, Touchdown
  • It Is Hereby Punted
  • Itemized Deductions, Itemized Sacks

J: 20 names

  • Joinder of Tight Ends
  • Joint and Several Sacks
  • Joint Tenancy Backfield
  • Joint Tortfeasors, Joint Possession
  • Journal Write-On Wideouts
  • Judge, Jury and Commissioner
  • Judgment as a Matter of Football
  • Judicial Clerks Fantasy Circuit
  • Judicial Notice of the Scoreboard
  • Judicial Replay Review

J, continued

  • Juke, Spin & Stiff-Arm LLP
  • July Bar, August Draft
  • Juris Doctor of the Deep Ball
  • Jurisprudence of the Juke
  • Jury Box Safeties
  • Jury Duty Scout Team
  • Jury Foreman Fullbacks
  • Jury of My Peers Benched Me
  • Jury Still Out on My Tight End
  • Jury Waiver Wire

K: 6 names

  • Kick Return Filed Jointly
  • Kicker & Punter, Attorneys at Law
  • Kicker v. Crossbar
  • Kneel & Spike, PC
  • Know All Men by These Touchdowns
  • Knowing and Voluntary Waiver

L: 57 names

  • Lack of Consideration Trade Offers
  • Lack of Jurisdiction Past Midfield
  • Lack of Standing in the Standings
  • Landlord-Tenant Tight Ends
  • Larceny by Trick Play
  • Last Clear Chance Drive
  • Last Will and Touchdown
  • Last-Place Sentencing Hearing
  • Lateral & Pitch, PC
  • Lateral Hire, Lateral Pass
  • Lateral Partners
  • Law Offices of Flag & Whistle
  • Law Offices of Hugh Fumble
  • Law Offices of I. M. Offside

L, continued

  • Law Offices of Punt & Pray
  • Law Review Linebackers
  • Law Review Replay Booth
  • Law School Alumni Gridiron League
  • Lay Opinion on the Depth Chart
  • Lead Counsel, Lead Blocker
  • Leading the Witness Downfield
  • League Bylaws Committee
  • League Chat Is Discoverable
  • League Constitution Scholars
  • League Constitutional Crisis
  • League Dues Process
  • League of Extraordinary Litigators
  • Legal Aid Gridiron Society

L, continued

  • Legal Assistant Coaches
  • Legal Pad Play Sheet
  • Legal Writing Wideouts
  • Let the Record Reflect a Touchdown
  • Libel Per Se in the League Chat
  • Libel, Slander and Trash Talk
  • Lien on Your First-Round Pick
  • Life Estate Dynasty
  • Life Without Playoffs
  • Like-Kind Exchange of Running Backs
  • Line of Scrimmage, Line of Credit
  • Line-Item Veto on My Lineup
  • Lineup Lock Litigation
  • Liquidated Damages Defense

L, continued

  • Lis Pendens on the League Trophy
  • Litigation Department Draft Night
  • Litigation Hold on the Extra Point
  • Litigation Holding Penalty
  • Litigators in the Trenches
  • LLM in Clock Management
  • Local Counsel, Home Field
  • Locus Standi at the Line
  • Loitering in the Backfield
  • Long Snap & Hold, PC
  • Long-Arm Statute Quarterbacks
  • Loophole in the Roster Limits
  • Loophole Up the Middle
  • Lopsided Trade Litigation
  • Loss of Down, Loss of Earnings

M: 59 names

  • Mailbox Rule Trade Acceptance
  • Mailroom Linebackers
  • Majority Opinion: Start Your Studs
  • Mala Fide Trade Offers
  • Malpractice Coverage Two
  • Managing Partner, Mismanaged Clock
  • Mass Tort Tailgate
  • Material Breach of the Pocket
  • Material Witness to the Missed Kick
  • May It Please the Scoreboard
  • Mechanic's Lien Linemen
  • Median Grade Running Backs
  • Mediation Over the Flex Spot
  • Meet and Confer at Midfield

M, continued

  • Meeting of the Minds in the Huddle
  • Memo Due Monday Night
  • Mens Rea Zone
  • Mergers and Acquisitions League
  • Midnight Filing, Morning Kickoff
  • Minimum Contacts, Maximum Yards
  • Minor Infraction, Major Yardage
  • Misdemeanor Mismatch
  • Mistrial on the Goal Line
  • Mock Trial Special Teams
  • Mock Trial, Mock Draft
  • Modus Operandi: Run Up the Middle
  • Monopoly Power Run Game
  • Moot Court Football Conference
  • Moot Court Kickers

M, continued

  • Moot Court Pass Rush
  • Moot Point After
  • Mootness Doctrine in Garbage Time
  • More Probative Than Prejudicial Punts
  • Motion Denied at the Goal Line
  • Motion for a New Draft
  • Motion for Directed Victory
  • Motion for Leave to Punt
  • Motion for Summary Touchdown
  • Motion Granted, Touchdown Scored
  • Motion in Limine Backers
  • Motion to Amend the Roster
  • Motion to Compel a Trade
  • Motion to Dismiss Your Defense
  • Motion to Extend the Drive

M, continued

  • Motion to Intervene at the Line
  • Motion to Quash the Rush
  • Motion to Reconsider My Lineup
  • Motion to Recuse the Commish
  • Motion to Sever the Backfield
  • Motion to Show Cause for That Fumble
  • Motion to Stay the Bye Week
  • Motion to Strike the Kicker
  • Motion to Suppress the Blitz
  • Motion to Vacate the Loss
  • Move the Chains of Title
  • Moving Violation in the Backfield
  • Mutatis Mutandis Lineups
  • Mutual Assent at the Line
  • My Bench v. My Starters

N: 31 names

  • Name Partner Pass Rush
  • Necessary and Proper Pass Rush
  • Negligence Per Se Coverage
  • Negligent Infliction of Bye Weeks
  • Negligent Play Calling
  • Neutral Zone Arbitrators
  • Neutral Zone Infraction of the Peace
  • Nickel, Dime & Quarter LLP
  • Night Court Football League
  • Night Section Night Game

N, continued

  • Ninth Floor Football Circuit
  • No Collusion, Just Bad Trades
  • No Contest in the Red Zone
  • Nolo Contendere Catch
  • Nominal Damages, Nominal Yardage
  • Non Sequitur Play Calls
  • Non-Billable Tailgate
  • Non-Billable: Set Lineup, 0.2
  • Non-Disclosure of the Game Plan
  • Non-Equity Bench Players

N, continued

  • Non-Waiver Clause
  • Not Guilty by Reason of Bye Week
  • Notarized Depth Chart
  • Notary Public Punters
  • Note and Comment Kickers
  • Nothing Further, Punt
  • Notice of Appeal After Monday Night
  • Notice of Appearance in the Playoffs
  • Notwithstanding the Foregoing Fumble
  • Null and Void Touchdown
  • Nunc Pro Tunc Roster Moves

O: 47 names

  • Obiter Dicta From the Sideline
  • Objection Overruled, Play On
  • Objection Sustained, Touchdown Stands
  • Objection, Your Honor, He Was Down
  • Objection: Argumentative Commish
  • Objection: Asked and Punted
  • Objection: Assumes Points Not in Evidence
  • Objection: Badgering the Quarterback
  • Objection: Calls for a Projection
  • Objection: Hearsay From the Sideline
  • Objection: Leading the Receiver

O, continued

  • Objection: Roughing the Passer
  • Obstruction of the Passing Lane
  • OCI Onside Kick
  • Of Counsel, On the Bench
  • Off the Record, On the Clock
  • Offense v. Defense
  • Offensive Holding Company
  • Offer and Acceptance of the Handoff
  • Offer, Acceptance and Six Points
  • Office Hours Offense
  • Officers of the Backfield
  • Offside and Out of Order

O, continued

  • Offsides of the Law
  • On Retainer in the Red Zone
  • Onside & Squib, PC
  • Open and Shut Out
  • Open Book, Open Field
  • Opening Statement: We Run the Ball
  • Opposing Counsel's Kicker
  • Option Contract Offense
  • Option to Renew the Run Game
  • Order in the Backfield
  • Order of the Coin Toss
  • Order on the Field

O, continued

  • Order to Show Cause for Benching Him
  • Ordered, Adjudged and Sacked
  • Ordinance Against Punting
  • Originalist Scoring Format
  • Out on Bail Until Sunday
  • Outline Offense
  • Outlining the Playbook
  • Outside Counsel Fantasy Invitational
  • Overbroad and Underthrown
  • Overruled After Further Review
  • Overruled by the Replay Booth
  • Overruled on the Field

P: 84 names

  • Pacta Sunt Servanda, Trade Stands
  • Pain and Suffering Sundays
  • Paralegal Pass Rush
  • Paralegals Run the Offense
  • Parol Evidence of a Handshake Trade
  • Parole Hearing for My Benched QB
  • Partner Meeting Ran Into Kickoff
  • Partner Track Tight Ends
  • Partners and Punters League
  • Party of the First Down
  • Party of the Second Half
  • Passing the Bar and the Ball
  • Patent Pending Playbook
  • Patently Offensive Line

P, continued

  • Penalty Declined, Appeal Denied
  • Pendente Lite Standings
  • Per Curiam Pick Six
  • Per Se Pass Interference
  • Per Stirpes Keeper League
  • Peremptory Challenge Flag
  • Perfect Tender Offer Sheet
  • Perjury on the Injury Report
  • Permanent Injunction Against Punting
  • Personal Foul Injury Lawyers
  • Personal Foul, Personal Jurisdiction
  • Personally Served a Pick Six
  • Petitioner v. Pass Interference
  • Petty Larceny on the Waiver Wire

P, continued

  • Pick Six & Associates
  • Pick Six Jurors
  • Pin Cite Punters
  • Plaintiff v. Punter
  • Play-Action Legal
  • Playoff Seeding Under Protest
  • Plea Deal for a Second-Round Pick
  • Plead the Fifth Round
  • Pleading Guilty to Tanking
  • Pleading the Flex
  • Pleadings and Punts
  • Please Advise on My Flex
  • Please Be Advised of This Blitz
  • Pocket Veto Passers

P, continued

  • Point One, Point After
  • Political Question: Run or Pass
  • Possession Is Nine-Tenths of the Clock
  • Practice Group Practice Squad
  • Pre-Bill Pregame Show
  • Preliminary Injunction Against the Run
  • Preponderance of the Points
  • Present Sense Impression of a Fumble
  • Pretrial Conference Champions
  • Prevent Defense Attorneys
  • Price Fixing the Auction Draft
  • Prima Facie Touchdown
  • Prior Art of the Deep Ball
  • Prior Bad Acts in the Red Zone

P, continued

  • Prior Inconsistent Lineups
  • Prior Restraint on the Pass Rush
  • Privilege Log Punters
  • Privileged and Confidential Playbook
  • Pro Bono Hours, All-Pro Roster
  • Pro Bono Publico Punt Team
  • Pro Bono Punters
  • Pro Rata Carries
  • Pro Se Play Callers
  • Pro Se Quarterback
  • Pro Tem Quarterbacks
  • Probable Cause to Blitz
  • Products Liability Linebackers
  • Professor Calls an Audible

P, continued

  • Proffer of a Better Lineup
  • Promissory Estoppel Starters
  • Prosecution Rests on Fourth Down
  • Prosecutors of the Pass Rush
  • Protective Order for My Quarterback
  • Protest Filed With the League Office
  • Proximate Cause of That Pick Six
  • Public Defenders Fantasy League
  • Public Defenders of the Goal Line
  • Public Nuisance Pass Rush
  • Punitive Damages in Garbage Time
  • Punt Return on Investment
  • Punt, Counterpunt
  • Pylon, Hashmark & Upright LLP

Q: 6 names

  • Qualified as an Expert in Sleepers
  • Quantum Meruit Rushing Yards
  • Quid Pro Flex
  • Quid Pro Quarterback
  • Quiet Enjoyment of First Place
  • Quiet Title Run

R: 58 names

  • Rainmaker Rushing Attack
  • Rainmakers in the Red Zone
  • Raising the Crossbar
  • Ratified by League Vote
  • Ratio Decidendi of the Red Zone
  • Rational Basis for Starting Him
  • Read Back the Last Play
  • Reasonable Doubtful Tag
  • Reasonable Fantasy Manager Standard
  • Reasonable Person, Unreasonable Lineup
  • Reasonable Suspicion of a Screen Pass
  • Reasonably Prudent Punters
  • Rebuttable Presumption of a Blowout
  • Rebuttal Touchdown

R, continued

  • Receivership Corps
  • Receiving Stolen Passes
  • Recess Until Kickoff
  • Records Department Rushers
  • Recovery of Costs and Fumbles
  • Red Zone & Associates
  • Redacted Depth Chart
  • Redline Offense
  • Redlined Draft Board
  • Redlined in the Red Zone
  • Release of All Claims and Kickers
  • Released on His Own Reception
  • Relevance of the Preseason
  • Reliance Damages on a Rookie
  • Remanded for a New Kickoff

R, continued

  • Request for Production of Points
  • Res Ipsa Touchdown
  • Res Judicata Rematch
  • Res Judicata, We Beat You in Week Two
  • Rescind the Trade, Your Honor
  • Rescission of That Trade
  • Respectfully Submitted Lineup
  • Respondeat Superior Bowl
  • Respondeat Superior Coaching
  • Restraint of Trade
  • Retainer Agreement Rushers
  • Retainer for the Run Game
  • Reversed and Remanded to the Bench
  • Reversed on Replay

R, continued

  • Right Guard, Left Guardian
  • Right Tackle, Wrong Venue
  • Right to Counsel, Right Guard
  • Ripeness of a Rookie
  • Robes and Shoulder Pads
  • Rookie v. Veteran
  • Rough Draft Day
  • Roughing the Passer, a Misdemeanor
  • Rule 11 Sanctions on My Kicker
  • Rule Against Perpetuities Dynasty
  • Rule of Completeness, Pass Incomplete
  • Ruling From My Bench
  • Ruling From the Bench Players
  • Run, Pass & Option LLP
  • Rush to Judgment

S: 88 names

  • Sack & Strip, Attorneys at Law
  • Sack Exchange Commission
  • Safe Harbor in the Pocket
  • Safety Deposition
  • Sanctions for Benching Him
  • Scheduling Order: Sundays Only
  • Scienter in the Secondary
  • Scoring Settings Loophole
  • Scramble & Slide, PLLC
  • Screen Pass, Conflict Screen
  • Scrimmage, Attorneys at Law
  • Search and Seizure of the Football
  • Second Chair, Second String
  • See Generally the End Zone

S, continued

  • Senior Associate Sleepers
  • Sentenced to Last Place
  • Sentenced to the Waiver Wire
  • Sequestered Sleepers
  • Served a Summons to the End Zone
  • Service of Process at the Line
  • Settled Out of the End Zone
  • Settlement Conference at Halftime
  • Shotgun, Pistol & Wishbone LLP
  • Sidebar and Grill Tailgate
  • Sidebar at the Fifty
  • Sidebar in the Huddle
  • Sideline, Esq.
  • Signed Under Duress on Draft Night
  • Signed, Sealed and Sacked

S, continued

  • Sine Qua Non Running Back
  • Skipped the Reading, Set the Lineup
  • Slant, Post & Corner LLP
  • Sleeper Clause
  • Sleeper, Bust & Handcuff LLP
  • Slip and Fall Short of the Sticks
  • Slot Receivership
  • Small Claims, Big Plays
  • Smashmouth Trial Lawyers
  • Smoking Gun Formation
  • Snap Judgment
  • Snap, Hold & Kick, PLLC
  • So Ordered, So Punted
  • So Stipulated, So Sacked
  • Socratic Blitz

S, continued

  • Socratic Method Offense
  • Solicitors of the Slot
  • Specific Performance of the Trade
  • Speedy Trial, Speedier Receivers
  • Spoliation of the Game Ball
  • Squatter's Rights in Your Backfield
  • Standard of Replay Review
  • Standing Order to Run the Ball
  • Standing to Protest the Trade
  • Star Witness, Backup Quarterback
  • Stare Decisis Dynasty
  • Stare Decisis: Run It Again
  • Start, Sit & Regret LLP
  • Stash, Stream & Drop LLP

S, continued

  • Stat Correction Appeal
  • Stat Correction Reversed My Win
  • State v. Prevent Defense
  • Statute of Limitations on Last Year's Draft
  • Statutes and Stiff-Arms
  • Stipulated to the Box Score
  • Strict Liability Linebackers
  • Strict Scrutiny of My Lineup
  • Strike That From the Box Score
  • String Cite Stiff-Arm
  • Study Group Scout Team
  • Sua Sponte Audibles
  • Sua Sponte Blitz
  • Subject Matter Jurisdiction: Football
  • Subpoena Colada Tailgate

S, continued

  • Subpoena Duces Touchdown
  • Subpoena the Game Tape
  • Sui Generis Sleepers
  • Summary Judgment Day at the Draft
  • Summary Judgment in the Red Zone
  • Summer Associate Scrimmage
  • Summer Offer Sweep
  • Superior Court Sunday League
  • Supremacy Clause League Champs
  • Supreme Court of the Gridiron
  • Sustained Drives
  • Sustained in the Red Zone
  • Sweep, Draw & Screen LLP
  • Sworn In and Split Out Wide
  • Sworn Testimony of the Scoreboard

T: 74 names

  • Tackle, Guard & Center, PC
  • Take the Stand, Hold the Line
  • Take-Home Exam, Road Game
  • Takings Clause Takeaways
  • Tampering With the Depth Chart
  • Tanking Is a Breach of Fiduciary Duty
  • Taunting the Witness
  • Tax Court Touchdowns
  • Tax Shelter Offense
  • Taxi Squad Tax Attorneys
  • Technicality Touchback
  • Ten Yards and a Fine
  • Textualists of the Scoring Settings
  • The Associates Football League

T, continued

  • The Bench and Bar Bowl
  • The Billable Hours League
  • The Chambers Fantasy Championship
  • The Commissioner's Chambers
  • The Corporate Group Gridiron Classic
  • The Courthouse Football Conference
  • The DA's Office Draft League
  • The Defense Rests Its Starters
  • The Docket Bowl
  • The Esquire Bowl
  • The Fantasy Bar Association
  • The Firm Fantasy Football League
  • The Holding of the Court Is Holding
  • The Law Review Football League
  • The Litigators League

T, continued

  • The Offense Rests
  • The Paralegal Pigskin League
  • The People v. My Kicker
  • The Pro Bono Bowl
  • The Res Ipsa League
  • The Ruling on the Field Is Affirmed
  • The Stenographer Saw the Fumble
  • The Summer Associate Bowl
  • The Verdict Is In the End Zone
  • Third & Inches LLP
  • Tiebreaker Tribunal
  • Tight End & Loose Ends LLP
  • Time Entry: Reviewed Waiver Wire
  • Time of Possession Is the Law
  • Time Served on the Bench

T, continued

  • Timesheets and Touchdowns
  • Tolling the Statute, Running the Clock
  • Too Many Men on the Brief
  • Tort de Force Backfield
  • Tortfeasors in the Trenches
  • Tortious Pass Interference
  • Torts and Tight Ends
  • Totality of the Circumstances Blitz
  • Touchback & Fair Catch LLP
  • Touchdown & Associates
  • Tracked Changes at the Line
  • Trade Deadline Extension Denied
  • Trade Review Board
  • Trade Secrets
  • Trade Under Judicial Review

T, continued

  • Trade Veto Tribunal
  • Traffic Court Touchdown League
  • Transactional Tight Ends
  • Transactional v. Litigation Bowl
  • Trap, Toss & Counter LLP
  • Trenches Law Group
  • Trespass in the Neutral Zone
  • Trial Division Champions
  • Trial Team Two-Deep
  • Trusts and Estates and Tight Ends
  • Turnover on Discovery
  • Twelve Angry Linemen
  • Two-Minute Drill, Six-Minute Increment
  • Two-Minute Law Group
  • Two-Point Conversion Tort

U: 11 names

  • Ultra Vires Commissioner
  • Unanimous Verdict: Touchdown
  • Unconscionable Trade Terms
  • Under Oath and Under Center
  • Unfairly Prejudicial Blowout
  • United States v. One Fumbled Football
  • Unjust Enrichment by Garbage Time
  • Unopposed Motion to Score
  • Unreasonable Search for a Running Back
  • Unsportsmanlike Conduct Unbecoming
  • Upright v. Football, Doink Affirmed

V: 11 names

  • Verdict for the Defense
  • Verdicts and Victory Formations
  • Veto Override Offense
  • Veto Power of Attorney
  • Vetoed on Appeal
  • Vicarious Liability for My Kicker
  • Victory Formation Partners
  • Void Ab Initio Trades
  • Void for Vagueness: What Is a Catch
  • Voir Dire Draft Board
  • Volenti Non Fit Fumble

W: 20 names

  • Wage and Hour Workhorses
  • Waiver Claim Adjusters
  • Waiver of Counsel
  • Waiver of Rights
  • Waiver Wire Fraud
  • Waiver Wire Law Group
  • Waiver Wire v. Trade Block
  • War Room Associates
  • Whereas, I Drafted Well
  • Wherefore, Touchdown

W, continued

  • White Collar Wideouts
  • Whiteacre Wideouts
  • Wide Receivership
  • Wild Card v. Top Seed, On Appeal
  • Witness Box Blitz
  • Work Product of the Offensive Line
  • Writ of Certiorari for the Replay
  • Writ of Mandamus to Start Him
  • Write-Offs and Kickoffs
  • Wrongful Termination of the Drive

Y: 1 name

  • Yellow Flags and Red Tape

Z: 2 names

  • Zone of Danger Defense
  • Zoning Variance Coverage

0-9: 8 names

  • 1L Blitz
  • 1L of a Fumble
  • 1L Section Offense
  • 1L Section Scrimmage
  • 2L Tight Ends
  • 2L Two-Point Try
  • 3L and Out
  • 3L Victory Formation