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1,000 names for guillotine fantasy football leagues. About four in five are team names like Heads Will Roll, Let Them Eat Waivers and Week One Casualty, and the rest are league names like The Tumbrel League and Guillotine Bowl.

About guillotine league names

A guillotine league is a fantasy football format with one rule that changes everything: each week the team with the lowest score is eliminated, and its whole roster goes to waivers for the surviving managers to bid on. The cut falls once Monday night's game is final, and it repeats every week until one team is left. So the names have two jobs. A team name jokes about dodging the blade, and a league name sets the mood for the whole season.

About four in five names here are team names, in styles that follow the season: guillotine and blade puns (Madame Guillotine), head and neck idioms (Don't Lose Your Head, Neck and Neck), French Revolution references (Storming the Bastille), survival names (Just Don't Be Last), waiver and FAAB jokes (FAAB and Furious), executioner personas (Lord High Executioner), Monday night dread (Monday Night Math), first-out humor (Week One Casualty) and one-word names (Thermidor). The rest are league names, which read like the title of a competition: The Tumbrel League, Bastille Day Bowl, The Weekly Chop.

The humor stays cartoonish. No real players, coaches or other living people are named, so nothing goes stale when rosters are chopped up and rebid every week.

How to choose guillotine league names

  • Decide first whether you are naming a team or the league. Most league names carry a word like League, Bowl, Cup, Classic, Invitational or Tribunal, as in The Thermidor Classic or The Monday Night Tribunal, and a few simply read as the title of a competition, like The Weekly Chop. The rest are team names.
  • Pick a team name that still works if you go out early. Week One Casualty, Enjoy My Players and Here for a Good Time, Not a Long Time are funnier in the group chat after the chop than a boast would be.
  • Rename as the field shrinks. Start with a survival name like Just Don't Be Last, switch to a waiver name like FAAB and Furious once your roster is built from chopped teams, and finish on Last Roster Left.
  • Check your app's character limit before you settle on a long name. One-word names such as Chopped, Tumbrel or Thermidor fit anywhere.
  • For a work or family league, idioms and history are the safest picks: Neck and Neck, Close Shave Club or Let Them Eat Cake.

Frequently asked questions

What is a guillotine league?

It is a fantasy football format in which the lowest-scoring team of each week is eliminated and its players are released to waivers. The remaining managers bid on them, usually from a free agent acquisition budget (FAAB), so rosters get stronger as the field shrinks. The season ends when one team is left.

What are some funny guillotine league team names?

Try Heads Will Roll, Let Them Eat Waivers, Don't Lose Your Head or Basket Case. For a self-deprecating option, Week One Casualty and First One Out admit what might happen. Short names such as Chopped, Axed and Thermidor work where space is tight.

Is this list for team names or league names?

Both. About four fifths of the 1,000 names are team names and about one fifth are league names, such as The Tumbrel League, Guillotine Bowl and The Reign of Terror League. A league name is easy to spot because it reads as the title of a competition.

Is this page connected to a guillotine league platform?

No. Guillotine league is used here as the general name of the format, and this page is not affiliated with any fantasy platform or app. The names are plain text that you can type into whichever service your league uses.

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A: 38 names

  • A Cut Below
  • A Dollar Short and a Week Late
  • A Good Head on My Shoulders
  • A la Carte Roster
  • A Little Off the Top
  • A Tale of Two Rosters
  • Abdication Station
  • Above the Line
  • Accounting Department Attrition
  • Adieu
  • Adieu to You
  • After Me, the Flood
  • Afterthought
  • Against All Odds
  • Aggressively Average
  • Ahead by a Nose
  • Alive and Flexing
  • All My FAAB on Tuesday
  • All My Guys Played Thursday
  • Almost Out
  • Ancien Regime
  • And Then There Were None
  • And Then There Were Seventeen
  • Angel of Waivers
  • Antacid Hour
  • Antoinette's Cake Stand
  • Anyone But Me
  • Appeal Denied
  • Appetizer Course
  • Apres Moi, the Waivers
  • Aristocrats Anonymous
  • Attrition
  • Au Revoir, Roster
  • Auction Paddle Up
  • Auf Wiedersehen
  • Autodraft Victim
  • Awaiting Stat Corrections
  • Axed

B: 65 names

  • Barely Breathing
  • Bargain Bin Champions
  • Baron of the Bottom
  • Barricade Bowl
  • Barricade Builders
  • Barstool Tribunal
  • Basement Dwellers
  • Basket Attendants
  • Basket Case
  • Basket Holder
  • Bastille
  • Bastille Day Bandits
  • Bastille Day Bowl
  • Battle Royale
  • Beat One Team
  • Bedtime Is Canceled
  • Below the Line
  • Bench Points Tiebreaker
  • Benched My Best Player
  • Best of Times, Worst of Teams
  • Bid Early, Bid Often
  • Bid Now, Regret Later
  • Bidding Against Myself
  • Bidding War Veterans
  • Blade Brigade
  • Blade Drop League
  • Blade Inspection Crew
  • Blade Never Misses
  • Blade of Glory
  • Blade Runners-Up
  • Blame My Kicker
  • Blew My Budget in Week One

B, continued

  • Blind Bid Bowl
  • Blind Bid Bullies
  • Block Party
  • Blue Collar Survivors
  • Bobbleheads
  • Bon Appetit, Vultures
  • Bon Voyage
  • Bonne Chance
  • Borderline
  • Boring but Breathing
  • Bottleneck
  • Bottom Line
  • Bottom of the Barrel
  • Bottom Two Again
  • Bowling Night Guillotine League
  • Brain Trust
  • Bread Riot
  • Break Room Tribunal
  • Breathing Down Your Neck
  • Brief Appearance
  • Bringing Up the Rear
  • Brioche Brigade
  • Broke by October
  • Bubble Burst
  • Budget Cuts
  • Budget Hawks
  • Budget Surplus
  • Built for December
  • Bury the Hatchet
  • Butcher's Block
  • Buzz Cuts
  • By the Skin of My Teeth
  • Bye Week Blunder

C: 88 names

  • C'est la Guillotine
  • C'est la Vie
  • Caboose
  • Cake Eaters
  • Came for the Draft Pizza
  • Cameo Role
  • Can't Get Ahead
  • Can't Watch
  • Canary in the Coal Mine
  • Canceled After One Episode
  • Capital Gains
  • Capital Offense
  • Case of the Mondays
  • Cause of Exit: Kicker
  • Cellar Tenants
  • Charity Case
  • Checked Out Early
  • Chief Lever Officer
  • Chin Strap Check
  • Chin Up
  • Chop Block Party
  • Chop Chop
  • Chop Shop
  • Chop Till One Remains
  • Chop Till You Drop
  • Chop Week Classic
  • Chopped
  • Chopped at the Buzzer
  • Chopped Before the Bye

C, continued

  • Chopped Roster Buffet
  • Circling Buzzards
  • Citizen Capet
  • Citizens Arise
  • Citizens of the Final Week
  • Claim Jumpers
  • Claim to Fame
  • Clean Break
  • Clean Out Your Locker
  • Cleared by a Point
  • Clearing the Bar
  • Cleaver Beavers
  • Cleavers
  • Clemency Denied
  • Clipped
  • Clipping Penalty
  • Clock Watchers
  • Close Shave Club
  • Close Shave Conference
  • Cockroach Mentality
  • Cold Sweat Collective
  • College Buddies Chopping Block
  • Comfortably Mediocre
  • Committee of Public Safety
  • Conciergerie Guests
  • Consistency Kings
  • Cooler Heads Prevail
  • Corporate Downsizing League
  • Count of Monte FAABo

C, continued

  • Countdown to One
  • Coup d'Etat
  • Coup de Grace
  • Court Jesters
  • Court of Last Place
  • Courtiers in Hiding
  • Crane Your Neck
  • Cranium Crew
  • Creme de la Chop
  • Crew Cuts
  • Crick in the Neck
  • Cropped
  • Crown Forfeit
  • Crown Jewels
  • Crown Rollers
  • Crowns Off Classic
  • Cul-de-Sac Guillotine
  • Culling Season
  • Curtain Call
  • Curtains
  • Cut Above
  • Cut and Run
  • Cut Corners
  • Cut It Close
  • Cut It Out
  • Cut the Mustard
  • Cut to the Quick
  • Cutting Board
  • Cutting Edge Analytics
  • Cutting It Fine

D: 47 names

  • D Minus Still Passes
  • Dads of the Chopping Block
  • Dance Off Survivors
  • Danger Zone
  • Danton's Last Stand
  • Darwin's Favorites
  • Day of Glory Has Arrived
  • Day Pass
  • Dead Heat by a Neck
  • Dead Team Walking
  • Deadline
  • Decimal Point Drama
  • Defarge's Knitting Circle
  • Deja Vu, Last Again
  • Deleted Scene
  • Deli Slicers
  • Deposed Dukes
  • Dethroned
  • Director of Departures
  • Director's Cut
  • Divine Right of Flex
  • Do Not Pass Go
  • Do You Hear the People Bench

D, continued

  • Dodged It Again
  • Dodged the Bottom
  • Dodging the Drop
  • Doing Math on Monday
  • Dollar Bid Bandits
  • Don't Check the Score
  • Don't Fear the Reaper
  • Don't Let the Door Hit You
  • Don't Lose Your Head
  • Donating to the Waiver Pool
  • Doomed
  • Doomed From the Draft
  • Dorm Floor Guillotine
  • Double Edged Roster
  • Down to the Wire
  • Dr. Guillotin's Patients
  • Drafted for Week One Only
  • Drew the Short Straw
  • Drop the Blade
  • Dropped From the Group Chat
  • Dropped on Tuesday League
  • Duke of Waivers
  • Dull Blade Society
  • Dumpster Divers

E: 26 names

  • Early Exit Strategy
  • Easy Pickings
  • Eau de Last Place
  • Edge Case
  • Eggs in One Basket
  • Eighteen Citizens, One Republic
  • Eighteen Enter, One Remains
  • Eighteen Minus One
  • Eighteen to One Open
  • Eighteenth Brumaire
  • Eighty Points and a Dream
  • Eliminated but Opinionated
  • Empty Wallet Club
  • Endgame
  • Enjoy My Players
  • Enough to Get By
  • Estate Sale Shoppers
  • Estates General Managers
  • Everything Must Go League
  • Eviction Notice
  • Excuse My French Exit
  • Executive Decisions
  • Executive Order
  • Exit Interviewers
  • Exit Stage Left
  • Extra Life

F: 39 names

  • FAAB and Furious
  • FAAB Four
  • FAAB Frenzy League
  • FAABulous
  • Falling Steel
  • False Start, Early Finish
  • Family Guillotine Feud
  • Far, Far Better Thing
  • Farewell Tour
  • Feast on the Fallen
  • Fete de la Guillotine
  • Fewer Every Week
  • Figureheads
  • Final Bow
  • Final Cut
  • Final Notice
  • Final Rose
  • Final Score Pending
  • Final Two or Bust
  • Finale
  • Fire Sale Friday
  • First Domino
  • First One Out
  • First Republic Fantasy
  • First to Go
  • Flight to Varennes
  • Flirting With the Line
  • Floor Over Ceiling
  • Floor Score Chasers
  • For Whom the Bell Tolls
  • Forgot to Set My Lineup
  • Fourth and Gone
  • Fraction of a Point
  • French Exit
  • French Leave
  • Freshly Sharpened
  • Friends Until Tuesday
  • Fructidor
  • Future Free Agents

G: 27 names

  • Game Over, Man
  • Garage Guillotine League
  • Garbage Time Prayers
  • Gauntlet of Seventeen Weeks
  • Generous Benefactors
  • Gently Used First Rounders
  • Giraffe Gang
  • Go Directly to Waivers
  • Going Once, Going Twice
  • Gone by Week Two
  • Goners
  • Good Enough Gang
  • Grand Prix de la Lame
  • Gravity Always Wins
  • Gravity Assist
  • Greased Grooves
  • Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
  • Grim Reapers
  • Guillotine Bowl
  • Guillotine Classic
  • Guillotine Cup
  • Guillotine Dreams
  • Guillotine Gauntlet
  • Guillotine Invitational
  • Guillotine Machine
  • Guillotine Routine
  • Gulp

H: 61 names

  • Hair's Breadth
  • Hairline Decisions
  • Hand In Your Apron
  • Hand Me Down Lineup
  • Handbasket Express
  • Harbingers of Tuesday
  • Hardcore Mode
  • Hat in the Ring
  • Hatchet Job
  • Hatchets
  • Hats Off
  • He Has a Defense Left
  • Head Above Water
  • Head and Shoulders Above
  • Head Case
  • Head Count
  • Head Honchos
  • Head of Removals
  • Head of the Class
  • Head on a Swivel
  • Head Start
  • Headcount Reduction
  • Headed for the Basket
  • Headless
  • Headless Horsemen
  • Headliners
  • Heads in the Clouds
  • Heads or Tails
  • Heads Up Elimination League
  • Heads Up Play

H, continued

  • Heads Will Roll
  • Heads You Lose
  • Headsman's Holiday
  • Heavy Is the Crown
  • Hedge Trimmers
  • Heir Apparent
  • Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
  • Here for a Good Time, Not a Long Time
  • Here to Make Up the Numbers
  • Here's Your Hat
  • Hidden Immunity
  • Hiding Behind the Couch
  • Hiding in the Middle
  • High Floor Low Drama
  • Highest Bidder
  • Hit the Nail on the Head
  • Hit the Showers
  • Hoarding Tight Ends
  • Hold On to Your Hat
  • Holdouts
  • Honed and Dangerous
  • Honey, I Shrunk the League
  • Hood Up, Lever Down
  • Hooded Figures
  • Hot Headed
  • Hot Seat
  • Hot Under the Collar
  • Houdinis
  • House of Bourbon on the Rocks
  • How Low Can You Go
  • Human Resources

I: 12 names

  • Illegal Chop Block
  • Immunity Idol
  • In Over Our Heads
  • In the Basket
  • In the Bottom Three
  • In-Laws and Outlaws Elimination
  • Inevitable
  • Insert Coin to Continue
  • Insurgents
  • Is It Tuesday Yet
  • It Was Fun While It Lasted
  • It Was the Worst of Teams

J: 9 names

  • Jacobins
  • Je Ne Sais Quarterback
  • Joie de Survivre
  • Judge, Jury and Commissioner
  • Judgment Night
  • Just a Trim
  • Just Don't Be Last
  • Just Over the Bar
  • Just Visiting

K: 14 names

  • Karate Chop Kids
  • Keen Edge Kings
  • Keep Your Head Down
  • Keeper of the Lever
  • Keeping My Head
  • Kicker Saved My Neck
  • Kicker Still to Come
  • King for a Day
  • Kings for a Week
  • Kneel Down Nightmares
  • Knit One, Chop Two
  • Knitting Circle Invitational
  • Knockout Fantasy League
  • Knockout Round

L: 52 names

  • La Ligue de la Guillotine
  • La Marseillaise
  • Lace Jabot Society
  • Laissez-Faire Lineup
  • Last Head Standing
  • Last Hit Point
  • Last Place, First Out
  • Last Roster Left
  • Last Roster Standing Invitational
  • Last Team Dancing
  • Last Team Standing League
  • Late Window Collapse
  • Law of Suspects
  • Le Grand Chop
  • League of Diminishing Returns
  • League of Public Safety
  • Left Before Halftime
  • Left on the Cutting Room Floor
  • Leftovers
  • Lesser Nobles
  • Let Them Eat Cake
  • Let Them Eat Waivers
  • Levee en Masse
  • Level Headed
  • Lever Pullers Local
  • Liberty Caps

L, continued

  • Liberty, Equality, Elimination
  • Liberty, Equality, Flex Spot
  • Lifeboat Seats
  • Limbo Champions
  • Liquidation Sale
  • Live Scoring Addicts
  • Live to Lose Another Week
  • Living on the Line
  • Locker Cleanout Day
  • Lone Roster Standing
  • Long Live the Bench
  • Loosen the Collar
  • Lop Sided
  • Lord High Executioner
  • Lost My Mind in Week Two
  • Louis the Last
  • Louisette's Regulars
  • Low Bar High Hopes
  • Low Man Out League
  • Low Score Gets the Lever
  • Lowest Score Goes Home
  • Lowest Score Loading
  • Lowest Score Wins Nothing
  • Lumberjacks
  • Lunette
  • Lunette Lineup

M: 38 names

  • Madame Defarge Is Watching
  • Madame Guillotine
  • Madame Guillotine's Salon
  • Made the Cut
  • Man the Barricades
  • Manic Monday
  • March on Versailles Classic
  • Margin of Survival
  • Max Bid Maniacs
  • Measure Twice, Chop Once
  • Merci, Next
  • Mercy Rule Suspended
  • Middle of the Pack Forever
  • Midnight Verdict
  • Mind the Blade
  • Minimum Bid Maximum Effort
  • Minimum Viable Score
  • Minus One Every Monday
  • Missed the Cut
  • Mob Mentality
  • Mob Rules
  • Moms Who Chop
  • Monday Night Dread
  • Monday Night Lights Out
  • Monday Night Math
  • Monday Night Mercy
  • Monday Night Nail Biters
  • Monday Night Prayer Circle
  • Monday Night Reckoning
  • Monday Night Sweats
  • Monday Night Verdict League
  • Monday Stomachache
  • Monday's Judgment
  • Mondays, Am I Right
  • Monsieur de Paris
  • Musical Chairs
  • My Guys Are Yours Now
  • My Kingdom for Some FAAB

N: 33 names

  • Natural Selection
  • Nearly Departed
  • Neck and Neck
  • Neck Brace Nation
  • Neck Deep in Waivers
  • Neck of the Woods
  • Neck on the Line
  • Necks on the Line Invitational
  • Necks Please
  • Need a Monday Miracle
  • Need Four From My Kicker Monday
  • Nervous Wreck
  • New Kids on the Chopping Block
  • Next Cart to the Square
  • Next Neck Up
  • Next to Last Champions
  • Nine Lives Left
  • Ninety Should Be Enough
  • No Appeals
  • No Continues
  • No Dull Moments
  • No FAAB Left Behind
  • No Hard Feelings League
  • No Pardons This Week
  • No Rose for You
  • Nobody Left to Play
  • Not It
  • Not Last, Not Sorry
  • Not Like This, Monday
  • Not the Slowest Gazelle
  • Not Today, Blade
  • Nothing but Wicker
  • Nouveau Riche in FAAB

O: 35 names

  • Oblique Angle
  • Off With Their Heads
  • Office Guillotine Classic
  • Oh La La, Last Place
  • Oiled and Ready
  • Old Friends, Sharp Blades
  • On the Block
  • On the Bubble
  • On the Edge of My Seat
  • One a Week League
  • One Bad Week Away
  • One Chair Short
  • One Day More
  • One Dollar More
  • One Fell Swoop
  • One HP Left
  • One Kicker to Play
  • One More Week
  • One Out Every Week
  • One Point Clear
  • One Team's Trash
  • Only Need to Beat One
  • Opening Act
  • Ousted
  • Out Before the Leaves Turn
  • Out of FAAB, Out of Luck
  • Outbid Again
  • Outlast the Field
  • Outlasted
  • Outrun the Bear
  • Outwit Outscore Outstay
  • Over My Head
  • Overdrawn
  • Overpaid and Underscored
  • Overtime Please

P: 39 names

  • Pacing the Living Room
  • Pack Your Knives and Go
  • Paid in Assignats
  • Paid the Entry Fee for This
  • Pain in the Neck
  • Paper Cuts
  • Pardon Me
  • Pardon My French
  • Paring Knives
  • Paris Commune
  • Passing Grade
  • Peaked in the Preseason
  • Peasants With Pitchforks
  • Pencil Me In for Last
  • Penultimate Warriors
  • Permadeath Mode
  • Phone Face Down
  • Photo Finish
  • Picking Through the Pieces
  • Piggy Bank Smashers
  • Pink Slip Printers
  • Pitchforks and Torches
  • Place de la Revolution
  • Please Leave the Kitchen
  • Please Not Monday
  • Plummet
  • Poker Night Guillotine
  • Pork Chop Express
  • Powdered and Doomed
  • Powdered Wigs
  • Previously Owned Studs
  • Prime Time Peril
  • Processing at Three AM
  • Projected to Lose by Half a Point
  • Protect the Noggin
  • Pruned
  • Pruning Shears
  • Pull the Lever
  • Punt, Pass and Panic

Q: 1 name

  • Quit While You're Ahead

R: 36 names

  • Rabble
  • Razor Sharp Until Week Four
  • Razor Thin Margins
  • Razor's Edge
  • Razors
  • Reaper's Apprentice
  • Reaping the Rewards
  • Redistribution of Studs
  • Reduction in Force League
  • Refresh, Refresh, Refresh
  • Refreshing the App
  • Reign of Terror
  • Remainders
  • Repo Men
  • Reserve Price Not Met
  • Respawn Denied
  • Revolt
  • Revolutionary Tribunal
  • Rights of Manager
  • Risking My Neck
  • Robespierre Memorial Elimination
  • Robespierre's Regrets
  • Rock Bottom Avoiders
  • Rock Paper Scissors
  • Roster Reapers
  • Roster Reduction Specialists
  • Rough Cut
  • Roughing the Roster
  • Roughnecks
  • Royal Flush
  • Royal Pain
  • Royally Doomed
  • Rubberneckers
  • Ruffled Collars
  • Running Around Headless
  • Running With Scissors

S: 85 names

  • Sacre Bleu
  • Sacrificial Lambs
  • Safe Floor Society
  • Safe for Now
  • Safe This Week
  • Safe Until Sunday
  • Salvage Yard
  • Sans-Culottes
  • Sanson's Appointment Book
  • Save Your Neck
  • Saving My FAAB
  • Scaffold Seating
  • Scarlet Pimpernels
  • Scoring Just Enough
  • Scraping the Floor
  • Scruff of the Neck
  • Scythes
  • Sealed Bid Society
  • Second Lowest Again
  • Second to Last Is Fine
  • Secondhand Starters
  • Security Will Escort You
  • See You in Week Seventeen
  • See You Next Season
  • See You Tuesday Morning
  • Sent to the Shadow Realm
  • Seventeen Goodbyes
  • Seventeenth Is a Win

S, continued

  • Seventeenth Out of Eighteen
  • Share the Wealth League
  • Sharp Dressed Team
  • Sharpener in Chief
  • Sharpest Tool in the Shed
  • Short Cuts
  • Short Stay
  • Shortlisted
  • Showers Early
  • Sideline Exit
  • Sitting Ducks
  • Sixty Won't Cut It
  • Sleepless Until Tuesday
  • Slice and Dice
  • Slow and Steady Survives
  • Snip Snip
  • Snipped
  • Sold to the Lowest Scorer
  • Sole Remaining Roster
  • Somehow Still In
  • Spare Parts
  • Spared by a Field Goal
  • Spectator by October
  • Speedrun to Waivers
  • Spent It All on a Kicker
  • Split the Log
  • Spoils of Waivers
  • Started a Guy on Bye

S, continued

  • Stash and Dash
  • Stat Correction Hopefuls
  • Stay of Execution
  • Stay Sharp
  • Staying Alive
  • Steel Yourself
  • Stick Your Neck Out
  • Stiff Neck Sunday
  • Still Got My Wits
  • Still Here Somehow
  • Still Standing
  • Storm the Palace
  • Storming the Bastille
  • Stragglers
  • Subtraction Season Classic
  • Subtrahend
  • Sudden Death
  • Sudden Departure
  • Sunday Guillotine Society
  • Sunday Night Panic
  • Sunday Scaries
  • Survival Instincts
  • Survive and Advance
  • Survivor's Circle
  • Survivors
  • Swan Song
  • Sweating Monday Night
  • Swift and Tidy
  • Sydney Carton's Substitutes

T: 200 names

  • Take a Knee
  • Tennis Court Oath
  • Thanks for Having Me
  • Thanks for the Running Back
  • Thanksgiving Table Tribunal
  • The Alumni Attrition
  • The Angled Edge
  • The Angry Mob
  • The Aristocrat Attrition League
  • The Assignat Auction
  • The Auction Block
  • The Backyard Blade
  • The Bare Minimum Bowl
  • The Basket Bowl
  • The Big Bid League
  • The Big Chop
  • The Blade Bowl
  • The Blade Falls at Midnight
  • The Bottom Rung Classic
  • The Brumaire Invitational
  • The Bubble Team
  • The Buzzard Bowl
  • The Carmagnole Cup
  • The Champ de Mars Classic
  • The Chopping Block
  • The Citizens' Committee
  • The Closers
  • The Cockade Classic
  • The Conciergerie Club
  • The Cordeliers
  • The Countdown League
  • The Cousins' Chop
  • The Cubicle Chop
  • The Culling
  • The Defarge Knitting League
  • The Dethroning
  • The Directory
  • The Downsizers
  • The Drop Zone
  • The Ego Trimmer

T, continued

  • The Elimination Derby
  • The Eliminators
  • The Emperor's Thumb
  • The Estate Sale League
  • The Estates General
  • The Executioner's Day Off
  • The Exit Interview League
  • The Faculty Lounge Chop
  • The Falling Blade Classic
  • The Falling Edge
  • The Final Roster Cup
  • The Final Table Invitational
  • The Final Tally Invitational
  • The Final Whistle
  • The Fourth Quarter Shakes
  • The Friendly Guillotine
  • The Friendship Ender
  • The Frimaire Classic
  • The Gauntlet
  • The Gavel Drop Open
  • The Girondins
  • The Golf Buddies Gauntlet
  • The Grand Guillotine
  • The Great Subtraction
  • The Group Chat Guillotine
  • The Grudge Guillotine
  • The Guillotine Games
  • The Guillotine Open
  • The Hatchet Men
  • The Headsman Cometh
  • The Headsman's Union
  • The Humbling
  • The Incorruptibles
  • The Incredible Shrinking League
  • The King Is Gone
  • The Knockout Cup
  • The Lake House Chop
  • The Last Cart League
  • The Last Lineup League
  • The Last Tumbrel

T, continued

  • The Late Game Decides
  • The Layoff Lottery
  • The Liquidation League
  • The Long Countdown
  • The Long Division League
  • The Long Goodbye
  • The Long Night
  • The Louisette League
  • The Low Score Lottery
  • The Lowest Common Denominator League
  • The Lowest Score Blues
  • The Marianne Cup
  • The Monday Night Tribunal
  • The Mountain
  • The Narrow Escape Cup
  • The National Assembly of Waivers
  • The National Convention
  • The National Razor
  • The Neck Line
  • The Neighborhood Chop
  • The Night Shift Guillotine
  • The Nivose Cup
  • The Not So Friendly Chop
  • The Odd One Out Open
  • The One Fewer League
  • The Outlast Open
  • The Palais Royal Invitational
  • The People's Tribunal
  • The Petty Tribunal
  • The Phrygian Cap Classic
  • The Pink Slip League
  • The Process of Elimination Open
  • The Reckoning
  • The Reign of Terror League
  • The Republic of One
  • The Rolling Heads Open
  • The Roster Redistribution League
  • The Sentence Is Waivers
  • The Sharp End
  • The Short Stack Stakes

T, continued

  • The Shrinking Field Invitational
  • The Slow Fade Invitational
  • The Sole Survivor Cup
  • The Stat Correction Court
  • The Sudden Exit Series
  • The Tailgate Tribunal
  • The Tale of Two Cities League
  • The Tavern Guillotine
  • The Terminators
  • The Thermidor Classic
  • The Thin Ice Invitational
  • The Thinning
  • The Third Estate
  • The Tribe Has Spoken
  • The Tricolor Cup
  • The Tricoteuses
  • The Tuesday Auction League
  • The Tuesday Bazaar
  • The Tuesday Feeding Frenzy
  • The Tuileries Open
  • The Tumbrel League
  • The Unchoppables
  • The Uncrowning
  • The Undertakers
  • The Vanishing Act Open
  • The Vendemiaire Open
  • The Versailles Invitational
  • The Waiver Feast
  • The Water Cooler Guillotine
  • The Weekly Chop
  • The Weekly Farewell
  • The Whittling
  • The Wicker Basket Classic
  • The Widow's Ball
  • The Widow's Favorites
  • The Winnowing
  • The Witching Hour
  • The Zero Sum Classic
  • Then There Was One
  • There Can Be Only One

T, continued

  • Thermidor
  • Thermidorian Reaction
  • Thinking Caps
  • Thinning the Herd
  • Third and Doomed
  • Three Strikes
  • Thrift Store All-Stars
  • Throne Away
  • Thumbs Down
  • Thunk
  • Tiebreaker Terror
  • Timber
  • To the Survivors Go the Spoils
  • Toast
  • Toeing the Line
  • Too Stubborn to Go
  • Top Bid Gets the Stud
  • Torch Snuffed
  • Tour de Chop
  • Trailing the Pack
  • Tree Fellers
  • Tricolor Cockades
  • Trim the Fat
  • Trimmed
  • Trivia Night Guillotine
  • Tuesday Chop Club
  • Tuesday Exhale
  • Tuesday Morning Relief
  • Tuesday's Leftovers
  • Tumbrel
  • Tumbrel Riders
  • Tunnel to the Parking Lot
  • Turn In Your Playbook
  • Turn Out the Lights
  • Turtlenecks
  • Tutorial Level
  • Two Heads Are Better
  • Two Minute Warning
  • Two Points Down, One Player Left
  • Two Uprights and a Prayer

U: 9 names

  • Unchopped
  • Under the Blade
  • Uneasy Lies the Crown
  • Unkindest Cut
  • Unnecessary Sharpness
  • Up Past Midnight
  • Up to My Neck
  • Uprising
  • Use Your Head

V: 10 names

  • Verdict Is In
  • Versailles Vacationers
  • Vice President of Subtraction
  • Vive la Bench
  • Vive la Guillotine League
  • Vive le Roster
  • Voted Least Likely to Survive
  • Voted Off the Island
  • Vultures Circling
  • Vultures' Banquet

W: 24 names

  • Waiting in the Conciergerie
  • Waiver Goodbye
  • Waiver Vultures
  • Waiver Wire Guillotine
  • Waiver Wire Windfall
  • War Chest
  • War of Attrition
  • Watching Through My Fingers
  • Waving From the Waiver Wire
  • Wednesday Morning Christmas
  • Week One Casualty
  • What Am I, Chopped Liver
  • What Goes Up Gets Dropped
  • When the Music Stops
  • White Collar Chop
  • White Knuckle Monday
  • Whoosh
  • Wicker Basket Weavers
  • Win Probability Four Percent
  • Winner's Curse
  • Wits' End
  • Won by a Hair
  • Won by a Neck
  • Wood Choppers

Y: 10 names

  • Yard Sale Roster
  • Year One Champions
  • Yet to Play: Zero
  • You Are the Weakest Link
  • You Sank My Roster
  • You're Fired
  • You're Out
  • You're Welcome for the Roster
  • You've Been Chopped
  • Your Loss, My Flex

Z: 2 names

  • Zero Dollar Heroes
  • Zut Alors