Funny Whiskey Name Generator

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Generate funny whiskey names for a gift bottle, a home blend, a barrel pick or a tasting club's house pour: puns like Peat and Repeat, Rye of the Beholder and Mash Bill Me Later, deadpan labels like Old Questionable and Glen Whatever, and fake age statements like Aged Twelve Minutes. They are invented joke labels, not real whiskeys.

About funny whiskey names

A whiskey label takes itself seriously: a founder's name, a glen, an age statement. That makes it easy to tease. The quickest joke swaps a whiskey word into a familiar phrase. Rye stands in for "eye" and "why" (Rye of the Beholder, Rye the Long Face), peat for "beat" and "Pete" (Peat the Clock, Peat's Dragon), dram for "damn" and "dream" (Dram Good, Field of Drams) and cask for "cast" and "cash" (Petty Cask Fund).

The second vein is the label itself. American bottles love an Old Somebody and Scotch loves a Glen, from the Gaelic word for a valley, so the list has Old Questionable and Glen Whatever. Fake age statements do the same job (Aged Twelve Minutes), and so does trade jargon: the angel's share is the spirit that evaporates from an aging barrel, which gives Angel's Overshare, and a mash bill is the grain recipe, which gives Mash Bill Me Later.

The rest are honest labels such as Tuesday Night Brown, modest names for a home blend, gift names for dads, groomsmen, retirements and birthdays, and house pours for a tasting club. Both spellings appear: whiskey is usual in the United States and Ireland, whisky in Scotland, Canada and Japan. Every entry is an invented joke label, not a real bottle.

How to choose funny whiskey names

  • Match the pun to the bottle. Rye of the Beholder on a rye is a joke; on a smoky Scotch it is a mistake the whisky fans at the table will point out. Keep the peat puns for bottles that taste of smoke.
  • For a gift, name the person or the occasion instead of the liquid. Out of Office, Permanently for a retirement or Best Man, Second Best Speech for a groomsman works on any bottle you relabel.
  • A home blend or an infinity bottle suits the modest names. Whatever Was Left Blend and Batch One, Be Gentle lower expectations before the cork is out.
  • Keep it short enough to read across a room. Two to four words fit a label in large type; a long one such as Distill Haven't Found What I'm Looking For belongs on a back label or a tasting sheet.
  • If the bottle will ever be sold, search the name yourself first. Real distilleries use puns too, and brand names for spirits are registered like any others.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny whiskey names?

Wordplay on whiskey terms is the classic route: Dram Good, Peat and Repeat, Rye of the Beholder, Cask of Characters and Mash Bill Me Later. If puns are not your style, try a deadpan label such as Old Questionable, Glen Whatever or Aged Twelve Minutes.

Are these real whiskeys with funny names?

No. These are invented joke labels for gift bottles, home blends, barrel picks and fiction, and the list does not catalog real bottles. Real distilleries do sell whiskeys with pun names, so a name here may resemble one on a shelf somewhere.

What is a good funny name for a homemade whiskey blend?

Names that admit how it was made tend to land: Kitchen Table Blend, Blended in a Measuring Cup, Infinity Bottle, Finite Skill or Aged in the Garage. They suit a home blend, an infused bottle or a small barrel-aging kit. Distilling spirits at home is another matter: it is illegal in many places without a license, so check your local law.

What should I call a whiskey gift for my dad or a groomsman?

Name the person or the moment. For a dad, try Dad's Good Chair Reserve, Grill Sergeant's Reserve or Measured Twice, Poured Once. For a wedding party, try Groomsman's Oath, Suit Up Reserve or Till Cask Do Us Part. Add a name and a date under the joke and the bottle becomes a keepsake.

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A: 57 names

  • A Stave New World
  • A Whisky Shade of Pale
  • Abandon Sip
  • Add Three Drops of Water
  • Aged Behind the Paint Cans
  • Aged by Mistake
  • Aged During a Commercial Break
  • Aged Gracefully, Unlike Dave
  • Aged in a Barrel-Shaped Object
  • Aged in Dog Years
  • Aged in Good Faith
  • Aged in the Attic
  • Aged in the Garage
  • Aged Like Milk
  • Aged Next to the Water Heater
  • Aged on a Shelf I Can't Reach
  • Aged One Long Weekend
  • Aged Since Tuesday
  • Aged Somewhat
  • Aged the Length of One Lawn Mowing
  • Aged Three Seasons of a Show
  • Aged to Imperfection
  • Aged to Perfection, Give or Take
  • Aged Twelve Minutes
  • Aged Under the Stairs
  • Aged Until the Game Ended
  • Aged Until the Label Dried
  • Aged Until We Got Impatient

A, continued

  • Aged While You Wait
  • Agony of De-Peat
  • Aisle Be There
  • All Ears Corn Whiskey
  • All in Favor Say Rye
  • All-Char Game
  • Allocated to Whoever Showed Up
  • Amateur Hour Reserve
  • Ancient Family Guess
  • Angel's Cover Charge
  • Angel's Fair Share
  • Angel's Finder's Fee
  • Angel's Lion's Share
  • Angel's Market Share
  • Angel's Overshare
  • Angel's Ride Share
  • Angel's Service Fee
  • Angel's Timeshare
  • Angels Declined to Comment
  • Another Lap Around the Sun
  • Any Day Now, Still Aging
  • Approximately Old
  • Artisanal, Whatever That Means
  • Ask Again in Ten Years
  • Ask Me About the Mash Bill
  • Ask Your Mother, No Age Statement
  • Assistant to the Master Distiller
  • Aunt Dot Disapproves
  • Award Pending

B: 89 names

  • Back of the Cabinet Reserve
  • Back to the Malt Mines
  • Bagpipe Dreams
  • Barley Awake
  • Barley Made It
  • Barley Noticeable
  • Barley Passing
  • Baron Von Shelf
  • Barrel Number Who Knows
  • Barrel of Monkeys
  • Barrel Roll
  • Barrel-y There
  • Barrel-y Trying
  • Barreling Toward Friday
  • Batch Made in Heaven
  • Batch Notes Lost
  • Batch Number Lost Count
  • Batch of One
  • Batch One, Be Gentle
  • Batch Three, Now With a Lid
  • Batch Zero
  • Battle Rye
  • Be Still, My Barley
  • Beaver Dram
  • Because I Said So, Bottled in Bond
  • Beginner's Luck Ran Out
  • Ben Meaning to Call
  • Ben There, Distilled That
  • Best Man, Second Best Speech

B, continued

  • Better Than a Tie
  • Better Than Last Time
  • Bird's Rye View
  • Bitter Peat Symphony
  • Black Rye Affair
  • Blend It Like Grandpa
  • Blended by Accident
  • Blended by Committee
  • Blended in a Measuring Cup
  • Blended in Good Conscience
  • Blind Tasting, Blind Guess
  • Bold Claims, Mild Flavor
  • Bonded and Insured
  • Book Club, but Whisky
  • Both Barrels
  • Bottle 1 of Probably 9
  • Bottle Share Bandit
  • Bottle Split Seven Ways
  • Bottled in Haste
  • Bottled Yesterday
  • Bottom of Six Bottles
  • Bottom of the Barrel
  • Bottom Shelf, Top Effort
  • Bought for the Bottle
  • Bourbon Ambition
  • Bourbon and Bred
  • Bourbon and Raised
  • Bourbon Bridges
  • Bourbon Daylight
  • Bourbon Decay

B, continued

  • Bourbon in a Barn
  • Bourbon Jungle
  • Bourbon Legendary, Allegedly
  • Bourbon Loser
  • Bourbon Myth
  • Bourbon of Proof
  • Bourbon on a Tuesday
  • Bourbon Question
  • Bourbon Ready
  • Bourbon Sprawl
  • Bourbon the Candle at Both Ends
  • Bourbon the Fourth of July
  • Bourbon the Midnight Oil
  • Bourbon the U.S.A.
  • Bourbon This Way
  • Bourbon to Be Mild
  • Bourbon to Run Out
  • Bourbon Under a Lucky Star
  • Bourbon Yesterday
  • Bring a Bottle, Take an Opinion
  • Brother-in-Law's Recommendation
  • Brotherhood of the Traveling Flask
  • Brown Liquid, Glass Bottle
  • Brown, Probably
  • Bull's Rye
  • Bung at Heart
  • Bung for Your Buck
  • By a Whisker
  • By Appointment to Nobody
  • Bylaws Optional Members' Cask

C: 50 names

  • Caber Tossup
  • California Dramin'
  • Can't Be Peat
  • Can't Take an Oak
  • Captain Obvious Reserve
  • Carbon Dated
  • Card Not Included
  • Cask and Dagger
  • Cask Flow Problem
  • Cask Iron Alibi
  • Cask Master
  • Cask No. Unknown
  • Cask Not What Your Country
  • Cask of Characters
  • Cask Strength, Paper Label
  • Cask Strength, Weak Excuse
  • Cask the First Stone
  • Cask Your Vote
  • Cask-ual Friday
  • Cellar Master's Intern
  • Char Crossed
  • Char of the Show
  • Char Struck
  • Char-ity Case
  • Char-Spangled Banner

C, continued

  • Charred, I'm Sure
  • Circle Back Never, Aged Thirty Years
  • Clan Destine
  • Clan MacGuffin
  • Classic Model, Original Parts
  • Close Enough Blend
  • Club Dues Reserve
  • Collector's Item, One Collector
  • Colonel Maybe's Private Stock
  • Colonel Nobody's
  • Comes With a Lecture
  • Comfortably Nosed
  • Coming of Age, Slowly
  • Committee Could Not Agree
  • Contains Whisky
  • Cooper Duper
  • Cooper's Day Off
  • Copper Out
  • Cork Chop
  • Corn Maze Survivor
  • Cornucopia of Doubt
  • Corny but True
  • Could Be Worse Blended Whisky
  • Cousin of a Legend
  • Crooked Label Reserve

D: 40 names

  • Dad Joke, Barrel Strength
  • Dad Oak
  • Dad Proof
  • Dad's Good Chair Reserve
  • Dad's Not Lost, Just Exploring
  • Dadvice Reserve
  • Dave Tried
  • Dead Peat
  • Decanter Stage
  • Definitely Whiskey
  • Dial M for Malt
  • Diamonds Are Pour-ever
  • Did You Say Saddle Leather
  • Distill Got the Blues
  • Distill Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
  • Distill Loving You
  • Distill Standing
  • Distilled With Mixed Feelings
  • Distiller's Shrug
  • Do Not Enter in Competition
  • Don't Ask Me About the Mash Bill
  • Double Barrel Trouble
  • Double Matured, Half Understood
  • Dram Central Station
  • Dram Finale
  • Dram Fine
  • Dram Good
  • Dram It All
  • Dram Jury
  • Dram Packed
  • Dram Prix
  • Dram Session
  • Dram Shame
  • Dram Slam
  • Dram Yankees
  • Dramatic Irony
  • Dramma's Recipe
  • Dude, Where's My Cask
  • Dusty Hunter's Daydream
  • Duty Free Impulse Buy

E: 12 names

  • Early Release
  • Easy as Rye
  • Eleven Years, Eleven Months
  • Est. Last Thursday
  • Est. Recently
  • Estate Bottled on a Folding Table
  • Exceptionally Medium
  • Exclusive to This Shelf
  • Extra Old-ish
  • Extra Special Ordinary
  • Eye Level, Fair Price
  • Eyeballed It

F: 42 names

  • Family Owned, Mostly
  • Family Recipe, Different Family
  • Fantasy League Loser's Bottle
  • Far Rye From Fancy
  • Farm to Shelf to Cupboard
  • Father Knows Best-ish
  • Father of the Bride's Receipt
  • Father of the Groom, Finally Relaxed
  • Father Time's Favorite
  • Father's Day Off
  • Field of Drams
  • Find Malt With It
  • Finest Kind, More or Less
  • Finish Your Vegetables
  • Finished in a Bucket
  • Finished in a Hurry
  • Finished in a Sherry-Adjacent Cask
  • Finishing School Dropout
  • Fireplace Optional
  • First Class Flight, Coach Budget
  • First Fill, Last Resort

F, continued

  • Five Char Review
  • Flask Forward
  • Flask in the Pan
  • Flask Me Later
  • Flight Delayed
  • Flight of Fancy
  • Flight Risk
  • For a Few Barrels More
  • For Richer, for Pourer
  • For the Cabinet Above the Fridge
  • For What It's Wort
  • Forgot It Was Down There
  • Forty, Barrel Proof
  • Found Behind the Furnace
  • Founder Unknown
  • Founding Member's Share
  • Four Summers, No Winters
  • Frankly, I Don't Give a Dram
  • Full Rickhouse
  • Funnel Not Included
  • Future Proof

G: 72 names

  • Game, Set, Batch
  • Garage Fridge Select
  • Garage Reserve
  • Gary Brought This
  • General Confusion
  • General Idea
  • Genius in a Bottle, Allegedly
  • Gift Receipt Enclosed
  • Give It a Decade, Cask Sample
  • Glass Clinkers Local
  • Glen Backyard
  • Glen Bargain
  • Glen Basement
  • Glen Budget
  • Glen Cul-de-Sac
  • Glen Fakeloch
  • Glen From Accounting
  • Glen Garage
  • Glen Good Enough
  • Glen Guesswork
  • Glen Insert Name Here
  • Glen Knockoff
  • Glen Laundry Room
  • Glen Maybe
  • Glen Meh
  • Glen Mispronounced
  • Glen Nevermind
  • Glen Next Door
  • Glen Not Again
  • Glen Parking Lot
  • Glen Placeholder
  • Glen Pretend
  • Glen Probably
  • Glen Runner-Up
  • Glen Says Hi
  • Glen Second Guess

G, continued

  • Glen Shed
  • Glen To Be Decided
  • Glen Tuesday
  • Glen Typo
  • Glen Unpronounceable
  • Glen Whatever
  • Glen Whoever
  • Glenough Already
  • Gold Char for Effort
  • Gold Medal, Family Reunion Division
  • Goldi-Lochs
  • Gone Fishing, Back Never
  • Gone With the Angels
  • Good Copper, Bad Copper
  • Good Still Hunting
  • Good-Rye Yellow Brick Road
  • Grain Check
  • Grain Dance
  • Grain Delay
  • Grain of Truth
  • Grain on My Parade
  • Grain or Shine
  • Grain to Glass to Couch
  • Grain, Water, Time, Excuses
  • Grandfather Was an Accountant
  • Grandpa's Second Attempt
  • Grandpa's Turn
  • Graveyard Mash
  • Great Scotch, Marty
  • Grill Sergeant's Reserve
  • Grinding to a Malt
  • Groomsman's Oath
  • Group Chat Select
  • Guess the Region
  • Guest Char
  • Guest Pass Pour

H: 31 names

  • Happily Ever After Dinner
  • Hard Cask
  • Has a Cork, So
  • Haunted Rickhouse
  • Heads, Hearts and Fails
  • Heather or Not
  • Heather Report
  • Heritage Pending
  • Hi Hungry, I'm Dad's Whiskey
  • High and Rye
  • Highland Fling and a Miss
  • Hint of Pencil Shavings
  • Hints of Oak, Mostly Oak
  • His Lordship's Leftovers
  • Hobby Gone Too Far
  • Hold Still
  • Holy Oak
  • Holy Smoke
  • Home Wheat Home
  • Honest Attempt
  • Honey, I Shrunk the Batch
  • Hoop Dreams
  • Hoop There It Is
  • Hoover Dram
  • Host's Revenge
  • Hot Dram
  • House Blend, Rented House
  • House Pour, House Rules
  • Humble Beginnings, Humble Middle
  • Humble Rye
  • Hundred Proof Alibi

I: 17 names

  • I Do Crew
  • I Watched One Video
  • I'm Getting Leather
  • I'm Getting Nothing
  • Ice Age Reserve
  • Idiot Proof
  • Immature Reserve
  • Imported From the Garage
  • In a Heart-Peat
  • Infinity Bottle, Finite Skill
  • Ingrained Habits
  • Inside Oak
  • Instead of Socks
  • Interesting, They Said
  • Isle Be Back
  • Isle of Aisle Five
  • It Was on Sale

J: 2 names

  • Jailhouse Rocks
  • Just Oaking

K: 11 names

  • Kara-Oak-e Night
  • Kentucky Adjacent
  • Kernel of Truth
  • Kernel Panic
  • Kilt by Association
  • Kilt Trip
  • Kilty as Charged
  • Kilty Pleasure
  • King of the Remote
  • Kitchen Table Blend
  • Knights of the Round Tumbler

L: 32 names

  • Label Printed at Work
  • Laid Down in March, Picked Up in April
  • Laird of the Lounge
  • Last Glass in the Lineup
  • Last Meeting Ever, Final Batch
  • Lawn Mowed, Dad Rewarded
  • League of Ordinary Noses
  • Leaky Barrel Limited
  • Legend Not Included
  • Lessons Learned Reserve
  • Lightning in a Bottle, Sort Of
  • Limestone Filtered Tap Water
  • Limited Edition of Many
  • Limited Edition Since Birth
  • Limited Release, Unlimited Supply
  • Little Rickhouse on the Prairie
  • Living Proof
  • Living the Dram
  • Locally Sourced Label
  • Loch and Load
  • Loch Less Monster
  • Loch Nope
  • Lone Char State
  • Long Finish, Short Story
  • Looks Expensive
  • Lord of the Drams
  • Low Wines, High Hopes
  • Lowland Expectations
  • Lowlands, Lower Standards
  • Lulla-Rye
  • Lyne Arm and a Leg
  • Lyne Arm Wrestling

M: 58 names

  • Made in a Hurry
  • Made in a Very Good Year
  • Made With Love and Guesswork
  • Major Disappointment
  • Major Letdown, Minor Notes
  • Malt and Battery
  • Malt by Default
  • Malt Down
  • Malt in Your Mouth
  • Malt of the Earth
  • Malted Ego
  • Marker Pen Select
  • Marketing Department's Finest
  • Married Blend
  • Mash and Grab
  • Mash Bill Collector
  • Mash Bill Me Later
  • Mash Bill of Rights
  • Mash Bill: Volume One
  • Mash Course
  • Mash Decision
  • Mash Hit
  • Mash Landing
  • Mash Pit
  • Mash Register
  • Mashed Expectations
  • Masking Tape Edition
  • Mason Jar Special
  • Master Blender's Day Off

M, continued

  • Master Distiller's Nephew
  • Mature for Its Age
  • Matured Briefly
  • Mayor of Nowhere
  • Measured Twice, Poured Once
  • Measured With My Heart
  • Meeting Minutes, Cask Strength
  • Melo-Dram-a
  • Members Only, All Four of Us
  • Mess in a Bottle
  • Micro Batch, Macro Ego
  • Middle Aged Single Malt
  • Middle Shelf Mediocre
  • Mish Mash
  • Mix and Batch
  • Mom Says It's Good
  • Money Doesn't Grow on Trees, Aged in Oak
  • Monthly Dram Society
  • More Fun Than a Barrel
  • Mostly in the Bottle
  • Mostly Packaging
  • Motion to Pour
  • Mountain Spring Tap Water
  • Mr. and Mrs. Single Malt
  • Much Ado About Nosing
  • Multi-Cask-ing
  • My Brother Liked It
  • My First Infinity Bottle
  • Mystery Pour Number Three

N: 40 names

  • Natural Bourbon Leader
  • Natural Color, Unnatural Confidence
  • Neat as a Pin
  • Neat Expectations
  • Neat Idea, Poor Execution
  • Neat Me in St. Louis
  • Neat Nothings
  • Neat the Parents
  • Neat Trick
  • Neat-o
  • Nessie's Alibi
  • Net Wort
  • Never Say Rye
  • New House, Same Couch
  • Nice Rye
  • Nice to Neat You
  • Ninety-Two Points From Gary
  • No Age Statement, No Comment
  • No Formal Training
  • No Founding Myth
  • No Ice, Long Argument
  • No More Mondays
  • No Pain, No Grain
  • No Prohibition Backstory
  • Nobody's Barrel Pick
  • Nobody's Malt
  • Non-Chill Filtered, Non-Chill Maker
  • Nose to the Grindstone
  • Nosing Glass Half Full
  • Not for Resale, Obviously
  • Not Heating the Neighborhood, Cask Strength
  • Not My Best Work
  • Not My Malt
  • Not Worth a Dram
  • Notes for Next Time
  • Notes From the Back Row
  • Notes of Caramel and Whatever
  • Notes of Showing Off
  • Number Four Char, Number One Dad
  • Numbered by Hand, Poorly

O: 61 names

  • Oak and Mirrors
  • Oak of Genius
  • Oak-ay Then
  • Oak-casionally Good
  • Oak-cupational Hazard
  • Oak-er Face
  • Oak-ward Silence
  • Off the Peaten Path
  • Old Back in My Day
  • Old Cargo Shorts
  • Old Dial-Up
  • Old Dog, No New Tricks
  • Old Enough to Know Better
  • Old Excuse
  • Old Faithless
  • Old Fence Dispute
  • Old Flip Phone
  • Old Forgotten Password
  • Old Garage Door
  • Old Grumbler
  • Old Hearsay
  • Old Lawn Chair
  • Old Leaf Blower
  • Old Long Story
  • Old Lost Receipt
  • Old Maybe Later
  • Old Mistake Number Nine
  • Old Nap Schedule
  • Old Nobody in Particular
  • Old Parallel Parker

O, continued

  • Old Questionable
  • Old Recliner
  • Old Reliable-ish
  • Old Sandals With Socks
  • Old Second Opinion
  • Old So-and-So
  • Old Squeaky Hinge
  • Old Tackle Box
  • Old Thermostat Guard
  • Old Told You So
  • Old Uncle Somebody
  • Old Unsolicited Advice
  • Old Unsure
  • Old Warranty Expired
  • Old What's Left
  • Old Whatshisname
  • Older Than It Tastes
  • Older Than the Wi-Fi Password
  • On the Nose
  • On the Rocks Around the Clock
  • One Bad Barrel
  • One Barrel, Four Buyers, Many Emails
  • One Glass, Two Hours
  • One Liter Barrel, Two Liter Ego
  • Online Tutorial Certified
  • Oops, All Oak
  • Order of the Empty Notebook
  • Out of Office, Permanently
  • Over a Barrel
  • Over the Hill, Under the Cork
  • Over-Oaked and Underthought

P: 73 names

  • Pairs With a Recliner
  • Pairs With Avoiding Yard Work
  • Pairs With Silence
  • Pairs With the Game
  • Papa Don't Peat
  • Participation Trophy Small Batch
  • Patience Not Included
  • Peat and Greet
  • Peat and Repeat
  • Peat Around the Bush
  • Peat Cute
  • Peat Generation
  • Peat Goes On
  • Peat It
  • Peat Me at the Shed
  • Peat Me Halfway
  • Peat Street
  • Peat the Clock
  • Peat the Heat
  • Peat the Odds
  • Peat the Parents
  • Peat to the Punch
  • Peat Versus Sherry: The Rematch
  • Peat's Dragon
  • Peatnik
  • Peaty Grievances
  • Peaty in Pink
  • Peaty Woman
  • Pension Pending
  • Per My Last Email, Barrel Proof
  • Petty Cask Fund
  • Photo Finish
  • Pillar of Malt
  • Pinch of Malt
  • Planes, Trains and Pot Stills
  • Plastic Bottle Prestige

P, continued

  • Please Notice the Label
  • Point of Order Reserve
  • Poker Night Pour
  • Pop's Private Stock
  • Pot Still, Kettle Black
  • Pour Choice of Words
  • Pour Excuse
  • Pour Man's Single Malt
  • Pour Score and Seven Years Ago
  • Pour Showing
  • Pour Sport
  • Pour Taste
  • Pour Weddings and a Funeral
  • Pour-ever Young
  • Pour-tunate Son
  • Practical Oak
  • Practice Batch
  • Pretty Neat
  • Private Reserve, Public Opinion
  • Private Stock, Public Shame
  • Product of the Spare Room
  • Professor Guesswork's
  • Proof Enough
  • Proof Is in the Pudding
  • Proof of Effort
  • Proof of Life
  • Proof of Nothing
  • Proof of Purchase
  • Proof of Residence
  • Proof Pending
  • Proof Positive
  • Prototype Eleven Straight Bourbon
  • Proudly Unremarkable
  • Purple Grain
  • Purveyor to the Back Porch
  • Purveyors of Whatever Since Whenever
  • Put a Cork in It

Q: 1 name

  • Quorum Reached Club Bottling

R: 46 names

  • Raffle Prize Reserve
  • Raiders of the Lost Cask
  • Rainy Saturday Project
  • Rare, Like a Tuesday
  • Rare-ish Cask
  • Read My Sips
  • Rediscovered During a Move
  • Regifted Twice
  • Rented Tux Reserve
  • Reply All, Small Batch
  • Reserve of the Reserve
  • Rested, Unlike Its Maker
  • Retired, Not Expired
  • Rickhouse Arrest
  • Rickhouse of Cards
  • Rickhouse Party of One
  • Rickhouse Rejects
  • Rickhouse Rock
  • Rickhouse Rules
  • Rinse and Re-Peat
  • Rising Char
  • Rock Char
  • Rocks and Roll

R, continued

  • Royal Whatever
  • Rye and Shine, Grandpa
  • Rye Another Day
  • Rye Contact
  • Rye Detector
  • Rye Did I Make This
  • Rye Fidelity
  • Rye Hopes
  • Rye in the Sky
  • Rye Level
  • Rye Maintenance
  • Rye Me to the Moon
  • Rye Noon
  • Rye of the Beholder
  • Rye Oh Rye
  • Rye on the Prize
  • Rye Opener
  • Rye Run
  • Rye the Long Face
  • Rye Tide
  • Rye-diculous
  • Ryes to the Occasion
  • Ryeteous Indignation

S: 110 names

  • Sample Swap Surprise
  • Samu-Rye
  • School of Rocks
  • Score Sheet Scandal
  • Scotch and Learn
  • Scotch Free
  • Scotch Me If You Can
  • Scotch Out Below
  • Scotch Your Step
  • Screwcap Special
  • Sealed With Wax and Hope
  • Second Draft, Same Typos
  • Second Fill, Third Thoughts
  • Second Shelf From the Bottom
  • Secret Recipe, Poorly Kept
  • Self-Taught, Clearly
  • Senator Filibuster's Long Finish
  • Sergeant Shortpour
  • Sharing Is Caring, Angels
  • Shed Matured
  • Shelf Forgotten
  • Shooting Char
  • Short and Wheat
  • Shucks, Thanks
  • Side Bourbon
  • Signed by Someone
  • Since Lunchtime
  • Singin' in the Grain
  • Single Barrel, Several Opinions
  • Single Barrel, Zero Plan
  • Single Estate, Rented
  • Single Malt, Double Take
  • Single Malt, Married Blender
  • Sip Happens
  • Sip Hop
  • Sip of the Tongue

S, continued

  • Sip Service
  • Sip Sip Hooray
  • Sipped Slowly, Explained at Length
  • Sitting Peaty
  • Six Months, Tops
  • Skip a Peat
  • Slow Bourbon
  • Slow Sippers Society
  • Small Batch, Big Font
  • Small Batch, Smaller Budget
  • Smells Like a Hardware Store
  • Smells Like Grandpa's Den
  • Smoke and Errors
  • Smoke Signals
  • Smoky, Like the Kitchen Was
  • Smooth as a Gravel Road
  • Smooth Operator, Rough Draft
  • Smooth, Said the Label
  • Smooth-ish
  • Society of Polite Nodding
  • Solid B-Minus
  • Some Like It Neat
  • Somebody Said Marzipan
  • Someone's Barrel Pick
  • Somer-Malt
  • Something Borrowed, Something Brown
  • Something Old, Something Oaked
  • Sorry About the Fence Apology Cask
  • Sour Mash, Sweet Talk
  • Speech Notes on a Napkin
  • Speyside Hustle
  • Speyside of Fries
  • Spilled Half
  • Sporran Change
  • Spouse Tolerated
  • Spreadsheet Guy's Choice
  • Stand Rye Me

S, continued

  • Stave It for Later
  • Stave Room for Dessert
  • Stave the Date
  • Staved by the Bell
  • Stepdad of the Year
  • Still Crazy
  • Still Figuring It Out
  • Still Got It
  • Still Here, Somehow
  • Still in Beta
  • Still Learning
  • Still Life With Corn
  • Still Loading
  • Still Married
  • Still My Beating Heart
  • Still No Medals
  • Still Not Ready
  • Still of the Night
  • Still Standing Still
  • Still the One
  • Still Under Warranty
  • Still Waiting on the Mail
  • Still Waters, Deep Pockets
  • Still Younger Than the Whisky
  • Store Pick, Our Fault
  • Story on the Back Is Made Up
  • Straight Whiskey, Crooked Label
  • Strong Start, No Finish
  • Stub-Bourbon
  • Sub-Bourbon
  • Suit Up Reserve
  • Sunday Football Select
  • Supremely Adequate
  • Sweet Drams Are Made of This
  • Sweet Home Rickhouse
  • Sweet Peat of Mine
  • Swirl, Sniff, Shrug

T: 106 names

  • Take a Back Peat
  • Take It With a Grain
  • Tastes Like a Library
  • Tastes Like Campfire
  • Tastes Like It Cost More
  • Tastes Like the Barrel
  • Tasting Notes Pending
  • Tasting Notes: Brown
  • Ten Minutes or Less in Oak
  • Ten Year Plan, Two Year Whisky
  • Test Batch, Do Not Judge
  • Thanks for Helping Me Move, Top Shelf Edition
  • Thanks for Your Cooperage
  • The Admiral's Afterthought
  • The Age of Unreason
  • The Angels Left a Review
  • The Angels Passed
  • The Angels Took Most of It
  • The Annual Argument
  • The Barrel Picked Us
  • The Batch That Got Away
  • The Bottle We Hide From Guests
  • The Bottle We Offer Guests
  • The Bourbon Supremacy
  • The Bourbon Ultimatum
  • The Cask and the Furious
  • The Cat's Whiskers
  • The Clerk Recommended It
  • The Committee's Barrel
  • The Diplomatic Possum
  • The Disapproving Stag
  • The Duke of Not Much
  • The Evil Rye
  • The Formal Raccoon
  • The Good, the Bad and the Peaty

T, continued

  • The Great Ice Debate
  • The Honorable Judge Not
  • The Humble Catfish
  • The Impossible Dram
  • The Indifferent Highland Cow
  • The Label Took Longer
  • The Litigious Goose
  • The Long Weekend Begins
  • The Malt in Our Stars
  • The Moderately Brave Terrier
  • The Neat Gatsby
  • The Neat Outdoors
  • The Neighbors Were Polite About It
  • The Nose Knows
  • The Oak's on You
  • The Old Man and the Peat
  • The One With the Nice Box
  • The Opinionated Ram
  • The Overconfident Otter
  • The Overdressed Puffin
  • The Passive-Aggressive Swan
  • The Punctual Rooster
  • The Reluctant Collie
  • The Rye Stuff
  • The Secretary Took No Notes
  • The Silence of the Drams
  • The Skeptical Salmon
  • The Sleepy Mule
  • The Smug Pheasant
  • The Snob's Exception
  • The Tenured Bloodhound
  • The Tweed Badger
  • The Unbothered Heron
  • The Understated Moose
  • The Usual Suspects' House Pour

T, continued

  • The Well-Read Hare
  • The Wizard of Oak
  • The Wort Locker
  • Third Thursday Blend
  • Thirty Year Fixed Rate
  • Thirty Years, One Bottle
  • Thirty-Nine, Again
  • Thistle Be Fine
  • Thistle Do Nicely
  • Three Stars, One Review
  • Three Years and a Day
  • Tied the Knot, Loosened the Tie
  • Till Cask Do Us Part
  • Time-Honored Shortcut
  • Tiny Batch, Huge Opinions
  • Toasted Stick Experiment
  • Too Much Oak, Sorry
  • Toolbox Reserve
  • Top Bung
  • Top Floor Rickhouse, No Elevator
  • Top Scotch
  • Top Shelf, Couldn't Reach
  • Total Eclipse of the Cask
  • Tradition Since the Weekend
  • Treasurer's Receipt
  • Trial and Mostly Error
  • Trick or Peat
  • Triple Distilled, Single Proofread
  • Trivia Night Tiebreaker
  • Tuesday Night Brown
  • Tumbler Weed
  • Turn the Lights Off Reserve
  • Twelve Angry Malts
  • Twelve Year Itch
  • Two Fingers, Ten Thumbs
  • Two Weeks' Notice, Aged Fourteen Days

U: 7 names

  • Uncle Earl Says It's Fine
  • Uncommonly Common
  • Under Loch and Key
  • Under Twenty Dollars
  • Unicorn Not Found
  • Unmarked Glass
  • Up in Oak

V: 4 names

  • Very Old, Probably
  • Vintage Last Week
  • Vintage: Recent
  • Voted Fine

W: 37 names

  • Water Dropper Diplomacy
  • Water of Life, More or Less
  • Water Proof
  • Wax Dipped, Badly
  • We Will Rocks You
  • Weeknight Amber
  • Well Aged, Well Done
  • Wet Stone and Confidence
  • What the Angels Left
  • Whatever Was Left Blend
  • Wheat a Minute
  • Wheat and See
  • Wheat Dreams
  • Wheat for It
  • When I Was Your Age Statement
  • Where There's Smoke
  • Whisked Away
  • Whiskey in the Jar, Lid Missing
  • Whiskey-Flavored Whiskey
  • White Elephant Winner
  • Who Touched the Thermostat Single Barrel
  • Whoever Hosts Chooses
  • Will You Be My Groomsman
  • Winner of Nothing
  • Wise Rye
  • Wood Chips in a Jar
  • Work in Progress, Not Yet Whiskey
  • World Famous in This Kitchen
  • World's Best Boss, Allegedly
  • World's Okayest Dad Reserve
  • Worm Tub Thumping
  • Worm Tub Welcome
  • Wort Case Scenario
  • Wort Every Penny
  • Wort the Wait
  • Worth Its Malt
  • Wrong Guess Reserve

Y: 2 names

  • Young for Its Age
  • Younger Than It Looks