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A: 35 names

• A Guy Told Us News
• A Leaf Fell News
• Above the Fold, Below the Bar
• Abracadabra Broadcasting
• Action Nap 6
• Ad Lib Nightly
• Afternoon Slump Update
• Air Ball Update
• Airport Gate News
• Alien Abduction Traffic Delays
• All Quiet on the Local Front

A, continued

• Allegedly Live
• Allowance Market Watch
• Alphabet Soup Network
• Already Broken News
• Also Ran Broadcasting
• Anchor Dragging Nightly
• Anchor Management
• Anchor's Coffee Break
• Anchors Away News
• And Now, This Thing
• Antenna on the Roof 6
• Ants in Our Pants News

A, continued

• Any Minute Now News
• Applause Sign Is Broken TV
• Are We Live Tonight
• Are We There Yet Traffic
• Area Fifty-Fun News
• Ask Your Mother News
• Asterisk News
• Asteroid Belt Traffic Center
• At Least We Showed Up News
• Attic Archive News
• Audio Out of Sync News
• Awkward Banter Tonight

B: 66 names

• Baa-king News
• Back Forty Broadcasting
• Back in My Day Broadcasting
• Back to the Present News
• Back to You News
• Back to You, Whoever You Are
• Background Noise Television
• Backseat Broadcasting
• Backyard Bureau
• Bacon Bits and Bulletins
• Bad Hair Day Doppler
• Bake Sale Breaking News
• Balanced on One Foot News

B, continued

• Barely Breaking News
• Barely News Network
• Bark Action News
• Barometer Is Broken News
• Basement Broadcasting Company
• Basic Cable, Basic News
• Bear Minimum News
• Bear with Us News
• Because I Said So Broadcasting
• Bedhead Daybreak
• Bedtime Negotiations Live
• Bee-roadcast News
• Behind the 8 Ball News

B, continued

• Behind the Desk, Under the Desk
• Benchwarmer Sports Central
• Bending News
• Best We Could Do Tonight
• Better Than Nothing News
• Big Smile, Small Story
• Big Top Bulletin
• Bigfoot Sighting Central
• Bingo Night Recap
• Black Hole Budget Bulletin
• Blah Blah Broadcasting
• Blanket Fort Broadcasting
• Blink and You Miss It News

B, continued

• Blooper Reel Broadcasting
• Blowing Hot Air Tonight
• Blurry Lens Bureau
• Blurry Picture Broadcasting
• Bone to Pick News
• Boo-lletin at Midnight
• Boom Mic in the Shot 4
• Borrowed Camera News
• Brains at Eleven
• Break Room Broadcasting
• Breaking Bread News
• Breaking Even News
• Breaking-ish News

B, continued

• Bring a Coat Just in Case TV
• Broken News Network
• Broomstick Traffic Patrol
• Brunch Hour Broadcasting
• Budget Cuts Broadcasting
• Buffering News Network
• Bull, Bear and Bunny Market News
• Bumper to Bumper Sticker News
• Bun Intended Broadcasting
• Bunk Bed Bureau
• Buried Lead Broadcasting
• Burnt Toast Tonight
• Burrito Bureau Live
• Bystander News 9

C: 74 names

• Cable Access Denied
• Cafeteria Mystery Meat Investigates
• Call for Mild Action
• Camera Two, No, Camera One
• Canned Applause Broadcasting
• Captions Only News
• Cardboard Set News
• Carpool Lane Chatter
• Castle 5 Eyewitness
• Casual Friday Nightly
• Cat Nap News Network
• Cauldron Bubble Bulletin
• Caveman Cave Wall News
• Chance of News

C, continued

• Change the Channel News
• Channel 10, Counting on Fingers
• Channel 3's Company News
• Channel 4 and a Half
• Channel 404: News Not Found
• Channel 5-ish
• Channel 99 and Counting
• Channel Changer News
• Channel Infinity Minus One
• Channel Maybe
• Channel Negative 2
• Channel One Too Many
• Channel Pi News
• Channel Seven-Eighths
• Channel Surfing Safari News

C, continued

• Channel Up, Volume Down News
• Channel X, Formerly Channel Y
• Channel Zero Viewers
• Chasing Our Tail Tonight
• Check Local Listings News
• Cheese Board Bulletin
• Chopper 5 Is Grounded
• Church Parking Lot Traffic Center
• Clickbait and Switch News
• Clock Out Countdown
• Close Enough Broadcasting
• Closet Studio Nightly
• Cloud Nine News 9
• Cloudy with a Chance of Reruns
• Clown Car Traffic Center

C, continued

• Co-Anchor Confusion Tonight
• Cock-a-Doodle News
• Coffee First, News Second
• Coffee Pot Is Empty News
• Cold Front Desk
• Color Bars Broadcasting
• Comment Section Tonight
• Commercial Break Came Early
• Complete Coverage of One Thing
• Conference Room B Broadcasting
• Confetti Cannon Coverage
• Cool Beans Television
• Copier Jam Central
• Corn on the Cob Coverage
• Correction: It Was Tuesday News

C, continued

• Couch Change Financial Network
• Couch Cushion Correspondents
• Couch Potato News
• Could Be Wrong News
• Count on Us Nightly
• Countdown Clock Skipped Three
• Counting Sheep Countdown
• Coverage You Can Sort Of Count On
• Crickets Chirping News
• Crow's Nest Sky Cam
• Crystal Ball Forecast Team
• Cubicle 5 News
• Cue Card Chaos
• Cul-de-Sac News Network
• Curtain Twitch Television

D: 34 names

• Dad Joke Desk
• Dawn of the Tired
• Daybreak, Coffee Break
• Dead Air Network
• Decaf News, Low Energy
• Delayed Reaction News
• Dentist Office Television
• Desk Jockey Nightly
• Details at Some Point
• Detention Dispatch TV
• Developing Slowly News

D, continued

• Developing Story, Still Developing
• Dial 12 for Disappointment
• Dimension Seven and a Half
• Dinosaur Daybreak
• Dirt Road Digest Live
• Dishwasher Debate Nightly
• Distraction News 11
• Does Not Compute News
• Don't Quote Us News
• Don't Touch That Dial News
• Donut Disturb News

D, continued

• Doomscroll Nightly
• Doppler 9000-ish
• Doppler Schmoppler 4
• Dramatic Pause Tonight
• Driveway Dispatch TV
• Drizzle Dazzle Doppler
• Dropped Anchor News
• Drumroll, Please News
• Duck Pond Daybreak
• Duct Tape Television
• Dust Devil's Advocate
• Dwarf Mine Market Watch

E: 23 names

• Early Bird Gets the Typo
• Early Bird Special Edition
• Earpiece Fell Out at Five
• Earwitness News
• Easy as Pie News
• Edge of Town Television
• Egg on Our Face News
• Egg-sclusive News
• Eight Is Enough News
• Elevator Screen Broadcasting
• Eleven O'Clock and All Is Meh

E, continued

• Elevenses Edition
• Elf Hour Evening Edition
• Encore Presentation, Again
• Espresso Lane Traffic Center
• Et Cetera Television
• Extension Cord News
• Extra, Extra, Watch All About It
• Eyebrow-Raising News 4
• Eyewitless News 5
• Eyewitness Guess
• Eyewitness Mews
• Eyewitness Snooze

F: 49 names

• Fact-ish News
• Fair Weather Friends News
• Fairy Ring Roundup
• Fang Club Television
• Feel-Good Friday, Every Day
• Feels Like Tuesday Forecast
• Fence Line News
• Fetch the Headlines
• Fifty Percent Chance of Anything
• Final Boss Evening News
• Finally Tonight, a Squirrel
• Fine Print Broadcasting

F, continued

• Fine, Everything's Fine News
• Fire Discovered, More at Ten
• First Alert, Second Thoughts
• First Draft Tonight
• First Guess Weather
• First Light, Second Thoughts
• Five Minutes Behind News
• Five More Minutes Daybreak
• Five-Day Shrug Cast
• Flashlight Lighting Crew News
• Flurry of Excuses Weather
• Fly on the Wall News

F, continued

• Flying Saucer Sunrise
• Fog Machine News
• Folding Table Newsroom
• Footnote Pending Nightly
• Forced Chuckle News
• Found Mitten News
• Four Warned News
• Fourth Place News 4
• Fowl Weather Center
• Fraction of the Action News
• Fractured Fairy Tale News
• Frankly Speaking Frankfurter News

F, continued

• Fresh Out of the Oven News
• Fridge Door Open News
• Fridge Magnet Forecast
• Friend of a Friend Broadcasting
• Frizz Alert Team
• Frog in Our Throat News
• Front Porch Eyewitness
• Frozen Frame Nightly
• Full Moon Fever News
• Full of Beans News
• Fumble Recovery News
• Furrowed Brow Nightly
• Fuzzy Picture 11

G: 31 names

• Garage Band Broadcasting
• Garage Door Studio
• Gas Pump News
• Gentle Shower Tracker
• Get Off My Lawn Tonight
• Ghost of a Chance Weather
• Glazed Over News
• Goat to Be Kidding News
• Goblin Action News
• Good Boy Broadcasting

G, continued

• Good Enough News
• Good Morning, Sort Of
• Good News Only, Short Show
• Grain of Salt News
• Grandma's Kitchen Scanner News
• Grandpa's Elbow Forecast Center
• Grass Growing Cam 5
• Grate Expectations Cheese News
• Gravel Pit News Network
• Graveyard Shift Live

G, continued

• Gravy Train Traffic
• Greased Lightning Bulletin
• Greater Lesser Area News
• Green Screen Gone Wrong News
• Griddle Cam 2 Breakfast Report
• Gridlock and Key Traffic
• Grill Team Coverage
• Grocery List Live
• Group Chat News Network
• Gutter Ball Sports Desk
• Gym Sock Alert Team

H: 44 names

• Hair and Teeth News
• Hairspray and Headlines
• Half Awake at Half Past
• Half Past News
• Half-Asleep at Six
• Half-Baked News
• Hall Pass Nightly
• Hallway 5 News
• Happy Talk Hour
• Hard-Boiled Headlines
• Hardly News Hour
• Haunted House Headlines
• Head in the Clouds Broadcasting
• Headline Act, Opening Band

H, continued

• Headline Grabbers Anonymous
• Hear Ye, Hear Ye Tonight
• Heard It at the Diner News
• Hearsay Witness News
• Heartwarming Filler Tonight
• Heat Index Finger News
• Hen House Headlines
• High Noon News at Noon
• High Pressure Sales Weather
• Hit Snooze Again News
• Hive at Five
• Ho-Hum Broadcasting
• Hocus Focus News
• Hogging the Headlines
• Hold Your Horses News

H, continued

• Hole Story Tonight
• Holy Cow News Now
• Holy Mackerel Headlines
• Homeroom Headlines Live
• Hometown Team Bench News
• Honk Honk Broadcasting
• Honorable Mention News
• Hoot at Night News
• Horse and Buggy Traffic Update
• Hot Air Balloon Bureau
• Hot Dog, It's the News
• Hot Mic Nightly
• Howdy Partner Daybreak
• Humdrum Television Network
• Humidity Hair Alert

I: 8 names

• I Wasn't There News
• In a Pickle News
• In Other News, Nothing
• Inaction News 7
• Insomniac Edition
• Intro Music Too Long Tonight
• Is This Thing On News
• It'll Do Television

J: 4 names

• Jester's Court TV
• Jingle Stuck in Your Head 9
• Juice Box Bureau
• Junk Drawer Journal TV

K: 45 names

• KABLOOEY 5 Popped Balloon Report
• KABOOM 4 Science Fair Coverage
• KAPOW 8 Comic Shop Coverage
• KAPUT 11 Technical Difficulties
• KARAOKE 7 Off-Key Nightly
• KARTWHEEL 7 Parade Route Live
• KAYAK 6 Up the Creek Report
• KAZAM 10 Magic Show Tonight
• KAZOO 3 Marching Band Report
• Kazoo Fanfare News
• KEBAB 11 Skewered Headlines
• KERCHOO 3 Allergy Season Live
• KERFUFFLE 2 Minor Incident Team
• KERPLUNK 6 Pond Report
• KERSPLAT 7 Pie Contest Coverage

K, continued

• KETCHUP 8 Catching Up Tonight
• Ketchup with the Headlines
• KETTLE 12 Tea Time Tonight
• KIBBLE 3 Dog Bowl Bulletin
• Kicker Story Network
• Kind of a Big Dill News
• KINDA 2 Sort Of News
• Kitchen Table News Network
• KITTEN 4 Mews at Noon
• KLANG 3 Dropped Pan Update
• KLOMP 2 Stairwell Report
• KLUNK 7 Used Car Beat
• KLUTZ 12 Blooper Reel
• KNEECAP 4 Coffee Table Injury Report
• KNEEHIGH 6 Sock Drawer Report

K, continued

• KNICKKNACK 9 Shelf Report
• Knight Shift News
• KNOCK-KNOCK 10 Who's There Tonight
• KNOTTY 9 Shoelace Report
• KOALA 5 Nap Report
• KOOKY 8 Cuckoo Clock News
• KOWABUNGA 10 Surf Report
• Kraken the Case News
• KRINKLE 6 Chip Bag Report
• KRUMB 11 Toaster Tray News
• KRUNCH 9 Cereal Aisle News
• KUDOS 4 Good Job Everyone
• KUMQUAT 5 Produce Section Live
• KWACK 5 Duck Pond Eyewitness
• KWIRK 13 Odd News

L: 53 names

• Lag Time Live
• Last Alert News
• Late Bus Bulletin
• Later Tonight, Maybe Tomorrow
• Laugh Track News
• Laundromat News Network
• Laundry Mountain Monitor
• Lawn Chair Live
• Lead Balloon News
• Leaf Blower at Seven A.M. News
• Leap Day News, Back in Four Years
• Left On for the Dog Network
• Leftovers at Eleven

L, continued

• Lemonade Stand Market Update
• Lens Cap Still On News
• Lettuce Tell You News
• Light Breeze Team 8
• Light Years Behind News
• Lightning Round Nightly
• Lights, Camera, Inaction News
• Lip Sync Later News
• Live from My Car News
• Live from the Break Room
• Live from the Wrong Address
• Live Shot of a Building
• Live, Give or Take

L, continued

• Live, Local, Late
• Live, Local, Lost
• Living Room Live
• Loading, Please Wait News
• Loaf-ing Around Live
• Local Last News
• Local-ish First News
• Loch Ness Local
• Long Story Short Network
• Look Out the Window Weather
• Loose Change Market Watch
• Loot Drop Nightly
• Lost Cat Update Center

L, continued

• Lost in the Fog Bureau
• Lost Lunchbox Live
• Lost the Remote News
• Lost the Script Tonight
• Low Battery Broadcasting
• Low Expectations Network
• Low Pressure, No Pressure News
• Lower Third Typo News
• Lucky 13 Unlucky News
• Lucky Number 7-ish News
• Lukewarm Leads Tonight
• Lullaby Late News
• Lunar Module Live
• Lunch Break Briefing

M: 39 names

• Mad Scientist Morning Show
• Mailbox Row News
• Makeup Chair Morning Report
• Man on the Street, Dog on the Lawn
• Mars Bureau, Seven Minutes Delayed
• Mashed Potato Minute
• Maximum Mediocrity Media
• Meat and Potatoes News
• Medium Alert Team 6
• Meh Communications
• Mermaid Lagoon Tide Watch
• Mews at Ten
• Mid-Morning Muddle

M, continued

• Middle of Nowhere Media
• Midnight Snack News
• Mild Alert News 10
• Mild Team 5
• Minimum Effort Media
• Minivan Morning Rush
• Minor Inconvenience News
• Missed My Exit News
• Missing Sock Bureau
• Misspelled Chyron Network
• Mom Said No News
• Mom's Tripod Productions
• Monday Morning Mumble

M, continued

• Monster Under the Bed News
• Moon Base Morning News
• More on This Never
• Morning Announcements, Mumbled
• Morning Glory, Evening Regret
• Mostly Sunny Disposition News
• Mostly Wrong Weather Center
• Mulligan Monday News
• Mummy Wrap-Up Tonight
• Mustard Up the Courage News
• Muted at the Gym News
• Muted Microphone News
• Muttropolitan News

N: 51 names

• Nacho Average News
• Nap Refusal Nightly
• Nap Time Newsroom
• Neigh-borhood News
• Neighborhood Watch-ish
• News After These Messages
• News Around Nine, Give or Take
• News at Dusk-ish
• News at Eleven, Probably
• News at Half Time
• News at Lunch, Bring a Sandwich
• News at Ten-ish

N, continued

• News at Whenever
• News Before Coffee
• News Every Hour, On the Hour-ish
• News from Next Week
• News in a Minute, Hang On
• News on a Thirty-Second Delay
• News on the Half Hour, Roughly
• News Van in the Shop
• News When We Get to It
• News, Loosely Speaking
• NewsBeat Around the Bush
• NewsBreak Room 2
• NewsCenter of Nowhere

N, continued

• NewsCenter Slightly Off Center
• Newsflash in the Pan
• Newsline Is Busy
• Newsroom for Improvement
• Newswatch and Wait
• Newswatch Paint Dry
• Night Light News
• Night Owl Newsroom
• Night Shift Skeleton Staff News
• Nightcap Nightly
• Nine Lives at Nine
• Nine-ish Eastern, Who Knows Pacific
• Ninja News, You Never Saw It

N, continued

• No Big Deal Broadcasting
• No Signal News
• Nobody Asked News
• Noodle on It News
• Noon Report, Filmed at Eleven-Fifty
• Nosy Neighbor Network
• Not Bad, Not Good News
• Not Much Action News
• Not Newsworthy News
• Nothing to See Here TV
• Notification Overload Network
• Number Seven Will Shock You News
• Number Six in a Five-Station Market

O: 19 names

• Office Fridge Investigates
• Offside Again Sports
• Ogre and Out News
• On a Lighter Note News
• On in the Waiting Room Network
• On the Scene, Wrong Scene
• On Your Side, Mostly
• One Bar of Signal Broadcasting
• One Camera News

O, continued

• One Stoplight News
• Oops, Wrong Graphic News
• Orange Cone Zone News
• Orbiting the Point News
• Otter Nonsense Tonight
• Outtakes at Eleven
• Over Easy Morning News
• Over the Fence Broadcasting
• Over to You, Under the Table
• Overreaction News 3

P: 45 names

• Padding the Half Hour
• Paint Drying Live
• Pajama Bottoms Under the Desk News
• Pancake Stack Update
• Parallel Universe 5
• Parking Lot Update
• Parking Spot Patrol
• Parrot Repeats the Headlines
• Partly Cloudy Newsroom
• Party Hat Nightly
• Past Midnight, Past Caring
• Pasture Bedtime News
• Paws for the Headlines
• Pecking Order Nightly
• Penny for Your Thoughts News

P, continued

• Per My Last Email News
• Perfect Hair, Imperfect Facts
• Perfectly Adequate News
• Pie in the Sky Weather
• Piece of Cake Coverage
• Pig Pen Press Conference
• Piggy Bank Business Hour
• Pillow Fort Press Room
• Pillow Mark Sunrise
• Pillow Talk Television
• Pinpoint-ish Forecast Team
• Playground Rumor Mill
• Please Keep Watching News
• Please Stand By News
• Pointy Hat Nightly

P, continued

• Pond Scum Investigates
• Pop Quiz Panic Network
• Pothole Patrol 6
• Potluck Roundup Live
• Poultry in Motion News
• Pre-Empted by Bowling
• Previously Recorded Live
• Printer Is Down Again News
• Probably True Tonight
• Problem Noticers 5
• Public Access 37
• Public Access Excess
• Puddle Patrol 3
• Puppies and Rainbows Network
• Purr-View Television

Q: 4 names

• Quack of Dawn News
• Quarter to News
• Quest Log Live
• Quiet Day Broadcasting

R: 33 names

• Rabbit Ears 9
• Rain Delay Daily
• Raining Cats and Dogs Desk
• Reaction News 8
• Reception Depends on the Weather 3
• Recess Rain Delay News
• Red Nose Nightly
• Refresh the Feed News
• Remote Control Custody News
• Remote Possibility News
• Reply All News

R, continued

• Reporter in a Raincoat Tonight
• Rerun Central
• Respawn Point Broadcasting
• Retraction Central
• Rewind and Try Again News
• Ribbit and Run News
• Right After the Game News
• Right as Rain, Wrong as Usual
• Rise and Whine at Five A.M.
• Robot Anchor Reboot News
• Rocking Chair Roundtable

R, continued

• Rodeo Clown Correspondents
• Roll the Clip, Any Clip
• Roll with It News
• Rough Draft News
• Round Table Roundup Tonight
• Roundabout Way of Saying News
• Roving Reporter Got Lost News
• Royal Decree at Three
• Rubberneck News 12
• Runner-Up News
• Rye Humor News

S: 110 names

• Saddle Sore Sunrise
• Salad Days Daybreak
• Sandbox Sunrise
• Satellite Truck Stuck News
• Scattered Thoughts Weather
• School of Fish Bulletin
• Science Fair Volcano Watch
• Scrambled Signal News
• Scroll Past News
• Sea Serpent Shipping Forecast
• Second Alert Weather and News
• Second Screen Television
• Second to Last in Local News

S, continued

• Serious Face News
• Seven On Your Nerves
• Seven Seas Eyepatch News
• Severe Mildness Center
• Shaky Cam Evening News
• Sheep Count Nightly
• Shell Shock Turtle News
• Shiver Me Timbers Television
• Shoestring Budget Bulletin
• Short Stack Sunrise News
• Shrug Media Group
• Sibling Rivalry Sports
• Side Quest News
• Sidewalk Chalk Channel

S, continued

• Siesta Edition
• Sign-Off Before Sunset 2
• Signal Lost and Found
• Silver Lining Sunrise
• Since You're Here Already News
• Sippy Cup Sunrise
• Sit, Stay, News
• Six of One News 6
• Sixes and Sevens News
• Skeleton Crew Tonight
• Skim the Headlines Network
• Sky Cam Sees Clouds
• Sleepover Late Edition
• Sleepwalker Sunrise

S, continued

• Sleet Dreams Late Edition
• Slightly Cracked News
• Slightly Live at Five
• Sloth Speed Breaking News
• Slow and Steady Tortoise TV
• Slow Clap News
• Slow News Network
• Small Fry Friday News
• Small Potatoes News
• Snack Drawer Sunrise
• Snail's Pace News Network
• Snooze Alarm Action Team
• Snooze News Now
• Snow Day Hopefuls News

S, continued

• Snowy Screen 13
• So Anyway Broadcasting
• So-So Broadcasting Company
• Somebody Sneezed Special Coverage
• Somebody's Sprinkler Is On News
• Something's Fishy News
• Somewhat On Your Side News
• Somewhere It's Six O'Clock News
• Sore Loser Sports Network
• Soup of the Day Bulletin
• Sources Say Maybe
• Space Station Static
• Spare Bedroom Broadcasting

S, continued

• Spell Check News, Literally
• Spell Check Pending News
• Spill the Beans Broadcasting
• Spill the Tea Tonight
• Spirit Level News
• Split Screen, Split Decision
• Sports, Sort Of
• Spring Forward, Fall Behind News
• Squirrel! News
• Stale Bread Broadcasting
• Standing in a Field News
• Standing Ovation for Nobody News
• Static on 3
• Station Identification Hiccup

S, continued

• Stay Tuned, We Might Be Back
• Steam Powered Television
• Steeped in Rumor Tea Time News
• Stick Your Hand Out Forecast
• Sticky Note Network
• Still Nothing at Six
• Stirring the Pot News
• Stop the Presses, Start the Cameras
• Storm Chaser, Storm Loser
• Storm in a Teacup Tonight
• Storm Team Drizzle
• Storm Watchers from Indoors
• Straight from the Horse's Mouth TV
• Stretching for Time Tonight

S, continued

• Strike Three Sports Tonight
• Strip Mall Sunrise
• Studio B, the Small One
• Substitute Teacher Sighting News
• Sunburn Advisory Desk
• Sunny Side Up, Clouds Later
• Sunrise, Eventually
• Sunscreen Reminder Network
• Super Mega Ultra Doppler 12
• Supply Closet Bureau
• Surprisingly Okay Television
• Sweater Weather Central
• Sweeps Week Panic Hour
• Syrup Trap Traffic

T: 124 names

• Ta-Da Television
• Taco 'Bout It Tonight
• Take Me to Your Leader News
• Take Two Television
• Tape Delay, Mostly Delay
• Tardy Bell Television
• Target 9 Missed
• Tater Tot Tuesday News
• Team Coverage, One Guy
• Technically Correct Television
• Technically News
• Terms and Conditions Apply News
• Thanks for Not Changing the Channel

T, continued

• Thanks, Whoever That Was
• The 24/6 News Channel
• The 4 A.M. Nobody's Watching Hour
• The 5:07 Report, Sorry We're Late
• The Almost Six O'Clock News
• The Anchor Desk Wobbles at Ten
• The Area's Least Watched Newscast
• The Before Dawn Yawn
• The Bleary-Eyed Edition
• The Brunch-Time Bulletin
• The Channel Nobody Can Find
• The Clock Is Wrong Newsroom
• The Crack of Noon Report
• The Crawl Is Stuck on Tuesday

T, continued

• The Daily Grind Morning Show
• The Day-Old News Hour
• The Daylight Savings Confusion Report
• The Dinner Bell Bulletin
• The Dog Barked Once Bulletin
• The Dog Park Desk
• The Early Early Bird Bulletin
• The Eleventh Hour, Ten Minutes Late
• The Eventually News
• The Filler Hour
• The Five O'Clock Shadow Report
• The Five to Five Report
• The Friday at 4:59 Report
• The Groggy Hour

T, continued

• The Groundhog Said So Forecast
• The Hold That Thought Hour
• The Intern Runs It Now News
• The Investi-Guessers
• The Is It Tuesday Report
• The Last Channel on the List
• The Late Late Late News
• The Litter Box Live
• The Meh Morning Show
• The Monday Again Report
• The Moo's at Noon
• The Nap Network
• The News Leader, Self-Declared
• The News Periphery 13

T, continued

• The News You Settle For
• The Noon-ish Update
• The Not Quite Nightly News
• The One and Only-ish 1
• The Other Channel 5
• The Past Your Bedtime Report
• The Recycling Goes Out Thursday Show
• The Rooster Booster Morning Show
• The Running Late Report
• The Second Cup Report
• The Seven-Day Guess
• The Seven-ish Evening Edition
• The Shrug Desk

T, continued

• The Six O'Clock Bark
• The Six O'Clock Shrug
• The Six-Thirty-Something Report
• The Sixty-One Minute Hour
• The Snooze Button Six
• The Sundown Rundown
• The Teleprompter Is Broken News
• The Ten O'Clock Yawn
• The Ten-Day Wild Guess
• The Third Shift Thirty
• The Thirty-Minute Hour
• The Top of the Hour, More or Less
• The Troll Bridge Traffic Center
• The Trouble Shrugger

T, continued

• The Twelve-ish Noon Report
• The Twenty-Five Hour News Channel
• The Two-Minute Warning News
• The Uneventful Evening Edition
• The Up Too Early Show
• The Usual, Live
• The Whole Town Is Watching, All Twelve of Us
• Thermometer in the Sun News
• Third Floor Elevator Update
• Third Place Is Still a Medal News
• Three P.M. Sugar Crash News
• Three, Two, One, Uh-Oh
• Thumbnail Face Television
• Thumbs Up from the Floor Director

T, continued

• Thunder Stolen News
• Tier Three Cable News
• Tightrope Walk Weather
• Time Traveler Tonight, Yesterday
• Tinfoil on the Antenna News
• Toad-ally Live
• Toast of the Town Tonight
• Toddler Tantrum Tracker
• Tomorrow's News, Tomorrow
• Too Long, Didn't Watch TV
• Tooth Fairy Exchange Rate News
• Top Story, Bottom Shelf
• Tornado of Paperwork News
• Tossing It to Nobody

T, continued

• Total Coverage, Partial Effort
• Tough Cookie Investigates
• Town Crier Television
• Traffic and Whether
• Traffic Light Changed News
• Training Wheels Traffic
• Treehouse Television
• Tri-County Area Shrug
• Trick Knee Weather Service
• Trust Us, We Guess
• Tumbleweed Traffic Center
• Two Interns and a Dream News
• Two Much News
• Tyop Tonight

U: 17 names

• Udder Nonsense Network
• UHF and Puff News
• Umbrella Indecision Desk
• Unbearable News at Noon
• Unconfirmed Rumor Central
• Undead Air
• Under the Couch Cushion 8
• Under the Covers Coverage

U, continued

• Under the Weather Team
• Unicorn Sighting Unconfirmed News
• Up and Not Quite At 'Em
• Up to the Minute Hand News
• Updates as We Make Them Up
• Uphill Both Ways News
• Upper Crust Evening Edition
• Upside-Down Cue Card News
• Use Your Noodle Network

V: 4 names

• Vamp Until Weather
• Vampire Daybreak, Canceled
• Volunteer Hour Television
• Voted Most Improved Newsroom

W: 71 names

• WADDLE 11 Penguin Desk
• WAFFLE 6 Morning Indecision
• WAFFLES-TV Second Breakfast News
• WAHOO 9 Good News Only
• WAITWHAT 4 Double Take Tonight
• Wake Up and Yawn
• WAKEUP 5 Alarm Clock Edition
• Walk the Plank Nightly
• Wall to Wall Carpet Coverage
• WALRUS 6 Tusk Force
• Warm and Fuzzy Television
• Warm Front Porch News
• Warp Speed Wrap-Up
• Watching the Kettle Tonight

W, continued

• Water Cooler News Network
• We Asked Once Investigates
• We Herd It First News
• We Tried News
• We'll Look Into It News
• We're Still Rolling News
• We've Got Nothing Network
• Weather or Not News
• WEEKEND 2 Nothing Planned
• Weekend Anchor on a Weekday
• Well Done News, Medium Rare Facts
• WELLWELL 13 Look Who's Here
• Werewolf Moon Watch
• Wet Finger in the Wind Center

W, continued

• What's the Buzz Tonight
• Whatever Works Television
• WHATNOW 7 Evening Sigh
• WHATSIT 13 Lost and Found News
• Wheel Invented, Film at Eleven
• WHEEZE 9 Stair Climb Report
• WHELP 9 Puppy Desk
• When It Rains, We Pour Coverage
• WHIFF 5 Swing and a Miss Sports
• WHISK 12 Kitchen Coverage
• Whisker Watch 7
• Whiteout Correction News
• Who Left the Lights On Investigates
• Who Took My Lunch Tonight

W, continued

• Who, What, When, Where, Hoot
• WHODUNIT 7 Mystery at Eleven
• WHOKNOWS 3 Forecast Center
• WHOMP 11 Pillow Fight Coverage
• WHOOPS 9 Corrections Desk
• WHOOSH 6 Missed It News
• Whose Trash Can Is This News
• WHYNOT 8 Sure, Fine, News
• WIBBLE 2 Jelly Report
• WIGGLE 4 Preschool Report
• WILLYNILLY 12 Random Order News
• Windchill Out News
• Wing and a Prayer Weather
• WINGIT 10 Unscripted News

W, continued

• WISHYWASHY 2 Undecided News
• Wizard Weather Center
• WIZBANG 5 Gee Whiz News
• WOBBLE 10 Unsteady Cam News
• WOMBAT 12 Burrow Bulletin
• WONKY 8 Crooked Picture News
• WOOHOO 4 Recess Report
• Wool Over Your Eyes News
• WOOPSIE 2 Second Take
• WOOZY 3 Spinning Chair Report
• Working for You, Hardly
• Wrap It Up News
• Wrong Camera News
• Wrong Input News
• Wrong Tie, Right Time Slot

Y: 13 names

• Yada Yada Media
• Yawn Broadcasting System
• Ye Olde Evening News
• Yeehaw Broadcasting
• Yesterday's News Today
• Yeti or Not News
• Yo Ho Ho Daybreak
• You Won't Believe This Network
• You're on Mute Network
• Your Fifth Choice 5
• Your Fourth Choice for News
• Your News Follower
• Your Station for Mild Surprise