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Funny Final Fantasy XIV character names in the forename and surname shape the game asks for, such as Tank You, Healer Adjust, Potato Salad and Wipe Incoming. The jokes cover jobs, races, raid life, crafting, glamour and housing.

About funny FFXIV names

Final Fantasy XIV gives every character two names, a forename and a surname, and that rule drives most of the game's joke names: the best ones read as one phrase across the space, like Tank You, Limit Brake or Wipe Incoming. As we understand the name box, each word takes 2 to 15 characters and the pair no more than 20, with one capital at the start of each word and nothing beyond letters, a hyphen or an apostrophe. Every entry here is written to that shape, with longer phrases closed up (Stood Inbad, Regen Andpray).

The list covers tank, healer and damage dealer humor (Forgot Stance, Healer Adjust, Grey Parse), Lalafell potato and height jokes (Potato Salad, Step Stool), Miqo'te cat puns (Cat Astrophe, Toe Beans), big-race jokes for Roegadyn and Hrothgar (Walking Fridge, Mane Event), plus crafting, duty finder, glamour and housing gags. Some parody the lore's own naming habits: N'ope Tia borrows the Seeker of the Sun pattern, and Mild Inconvenience is a mock Hellsguard name, since that clan uses two plain words.

These are fan-made jokes in the style of the game, not lore names, and this site has no connection to Square Enix. Everything is kept clean, because a name that breaks the game's naming rules can be reported.

How to choose funny FFXIV names

Match the joke to the character. Potato Salad belongs on a Lalafell, Cat Astrophe on a Miqo'te and Walking Fridge on a Roegadyn. On the wrong race the joke goes missing.
Think about job changes. One character can play every job, so a role joke like Forgot Stance or Healer Adjust follows you onto jobs it does not fit. Race, food and deadpan names such as Just Dave age better.
Read the two words apart as well as together. Players can set names to show with one word cut to an initial, so check that your joke survives as T. You or Tank Y.
Have two or three backups ready before you open character creation. A well-known pun may already be in use on your World, and the game only tells you once you type it in.
Pick a joke you can live with. As far as we know, renaming a character later is a paid service, and a name that copies a story character or breaks the naming rules can be reported.

Frequently asked questions

What are the rules for an FFXIV character name?

As we understand the character creation screen, a name is a forename and a surname of 2 to 15 characters each, with no more than 20 characters between them. Each word starts with a capital, and only letters, hyphens and apostrophes are accepted, so numbers and symbols are out. Every name in this list is written to that shape, from La Hee to Shirk Responsibly, but we have not tested them in the game.

Are these names from Final Fantasy XIV lore?

No. They are jokes in the style players use, built on jobs, races, raids, crafting and everyday phrases. Dozens are plain game terms worn as a name, such as Gysahl Greens, Triple Triad and Sacred Soil, and the mock Miqo'te names end in the surnames Tia and Nunh, but none is presented as a story character. The list is fan-made and has no affiliation with Square Enix.

Which funny names fit a tank, a healer or a DPS?

For tanks, look at Tank You, Forgot Stance, Aggro Magnet and Shirk Responsibly. Healers get Healer Adjust, Regen Andpray, Esuna Never and Medica Bill. Damage dealers can pick from Limit Brake, Grey Parse, Floor Dps and Positional Missed.

What if the game says my name is already in use?

As far as we know, a name can be held by only one character on a World, so famous puns go early on busy ones. We have not looked up any name on any World. If the game refuses yours, try a neighbor from the same theme, for example Potato Wedge or Popoto Salad in place of Potato Salad.

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A: 38 names

A'choo Tia
Absolute Unit
Acorn Cookie
Addle Brained
Admiral Naps
Aetheryte Hugger
Afflatus Misery
Afk Cutscene
Agent Ofchaos
Aggro Culture
Aggro Magnet
Aggro Nomics
Aggro Vated
Aldgoat Steak
Alley Cat
Almost Nunh
Alt Tabbed
Always Casting
Angry Axe
Angry Potato
Ankle Biter
Antelope Stew
Aoe Onone
Aoe Sommelier
Apartment Dweller
Apkallu Omelette
Archon Loaf
Area Rug
Armoire Stuffed
Arms Length
Arts Andcrafts
Aunt Mabel
Auto Attack
Auto Translate
Average Midlander
Average Storm
Awesome Sauce
Awkward Silence

B: 63 names

B'rb Tia
Background Extra
Baked Potato
Bard Behavior
Bard Luck
Bard Tothebone
Barely Awake
Barely Standing
Baron Wasteland
Basement Cafe
Basement Dweller
Basic Touch
Bath Robe
Bean Bag
Bean Dip
Bell Ringer
Bench Warmer
Benediction Late
Bent Spoon
Big Deal
Big Fireball
Big Friendly
Big Mood
Big Numbers
Big Oof
Big Pulls
Big Softie
Big Yikes
Bio Break
Bite Size
Blame Healer

B, continued

Blame Lag
Blame Thecat
Blind Prog
Blocks Screen
Blue Dps
Blunt Axe
Board Undercutter
Boiled Egg
Booster Seat
Borrowed Armor
Boss Spinner
Bot Anist
Botany Bae
Boulder Shoulder
Box Sitter
Brb Bio
Bready Check
Brenda Fromsales
Brick House
Brick Wall
Broil Notboil
Broke Again
Bubble Chocolate
Bulk Order
Bunny Hat
Bunny Suit
Burger Mentor
Burnt Toast
Burst Window
Buster Catcher
Butter Fingers
Button Masher

C: 94 names

Cactpot Loser
Cactuar Fan
Cake Walk
Calmly Panicking
Camera Blocker
Caps Lock
Captain Backpedal
Captain Oblivious
Captain Obvious
Carb Loaded
Carbuncle Carry
Carbuncle Cuddler
Card Dealer
Card Shark
Cargo Shorts
Carpet Inspector
Carrot Enjoyer
Cartridge Empty
Cash Shop
Caster Tax
Cat Alogue
Cat Apult
Cat Astrophe
Cat Burglar
Cat Egory
Cat Nap
Cat Onkeyboard
Cat Tax
Catnip Dealer
Ceiling Fan
Chair Thief
Chakra Hoarder
Chamomile Tea
Cheese Wheel
Chicken Dinner
Chicken Nugget
Chicken Suit
Chicken Tender
Chief Complaint
Chief Napper
Choco Bo
Choco Late
Chocobo Racer
Chocobo Stew
Claw Enforcement
Claw Some
Claws Out

C, continued

Clean Wipe
Cleanse Yourself
Clear Forfood
Cleave Enjoyer
Cleave Receiver
Clemency Spammer
Clicks Hotbar
Clipping Issues
Clipping Tail
Clock Spots
Closed Mondays
Coach Potato
Coffer Thief
Cohealer Carry
Cold Feet
Collectable Missed
Concerned Citizen
Confused Mountain
Congested World
Connection Lost
Controller Died
Controller Drift
Cool Beans
Cool Cat
Cooldown Hoarder
Copy Cat
Cotank Confused
Couch Potato
Couch Surfer
Count Down
Count Mein
Count Meout
Count Tofive
Countdown Ignorer
Cousin Gary
Cover Charge
Craft Service
Crafty Devil
Creaky Knee
Crit Happens
Crown Collector
Cure Spammer
Curebot Classic
Curious Rock
Curly Fry
Cutie Pie
Cutscene Skipper

D: 47 names

D'oh Tia
Dad Sneakers
Dalamud Red
Damage Sponge
Damp Sock
Dance Partner
Dande Lion
Dark Knightlight
Dark Matter
Dave Fromnextdoor
Day Job
Dead Dps
Deeply Unbothered
Default Face
Default Name
Demolition Notice
Demolition Timer
Desynth Everything
Desynth Regret
Deviled Egg
Dinner Ready
Direct Hit
Disconnected Again
Doctor Feelbad
Doctor Oops
Dodo Omelette
Donut Touch
Doom Uncleansed
Door Frame
Doorbell Ditcher
Doorframe Dent
Dosis Daily
Doton Onnothing
Draw Four
Dresser Full
Drifted Again
Drill Sergeant
Dual Cast
Ducks Indoorways
Duke Ofnothing
Durability Zero
Duty Calls
Duty Complete
Duty Finder
Dye Another-day
Dye Hard
Dye Job

E: 23 names

E'ventually Nunh
Ear Wiggle
Earl Grey
Earl Ybird
Early Bedtime
Early Puller
Earthly Star
Edgy Edgelord
Eel Pie
Egg Cellent
Eight Lives
Elder Berry
Elusive Jump
Enmity Issues
Enochian Dropped
Enrage Enjoyer
Eos Carries
Esuna Maybe
Esuna Never
Eviction Notice
Extra Cheese
Extra Large
Extra Medium

F: 57 names

Face Tanker
Facing Away
Failed Synthesis
Fairly Sturdy
Fairy Does-it
Falling Gracefully
Family Size
Fan Dance
Fashion Disaster
Fashion Police
Fashion Report
Fashion Victim
Fashionably Late
Fat Cat
Fat Chocobo
Fat Fingered
Fate Farmer
Fate Train
Feint Hearted
Feline Fine
Fell Offagain
Fencing Enthusiast
Fetch Quest
Fills Doorway
Fire Four
First Last
First Timer
Fish Sticks
Fish Tank
Fishing Rod
Fist Bump
Flank Steak
Flare Enjoyer
Flat Broke
Float Glitch
Floating Shelf
Floor Dps
Floor Inspector
Floor Manager
Floor Model
Floor Tank
Forbidden Meld
Forename Surname
Forever Tia
Forgot Stance
Frank Thetank
Free Bird
French Fry
Fridge Sized
Friendly Wall
Frog Suit
Fun Size
Fur Midable
Fur Ocious
Fur Real
Fur Tunate
Futon Critic

G: 40 names

G'night Tia
Garden Gnome
Garden Mishap
Gee Gee
General Chaos
General Confusion
General Nuisance
Generic Hyur
Gentle Giant
Gentle Nudge
Gentle Roe
Gil Bert
Gil Sink
Gil Tfree
Gil Ty
Gil Tycoon
Ginger Cookie
Glam Burglar
Glam Chowder
Glam Dunk
Glam Rock
Glam Slam
Glamour Dresser
Glamour Endgame
Glamour Plate
Glare Mage
Glare Only
Glasses Pushup
Gone Fishin
Good Fight
Got Away
Grandma Ethel
Great Strides
Greed Roller
Greedy Gcd
Green Dps
Greens Thief
Grey Parse
Grinning Nervously
Gysahl Greens

H: 48 names

H'ello Nunh
H'elp Tia
Hairball Hazard
Half Pint
Hallowed Toolate
Hardly Working
Harvest Moon
Hash Brown
Hasty Regret
Hat Optional
Hat Trick
Heal Meplease
Heal Thyself
Healbot Deluxe
Healer Adjust
Healing Optional
Heals Onwheels
Hear Feelthink
Hedge Fund
Hesi Tater
Hidden Node
Hide Andseek
Hides Helmet
High Chair
High Jump
High Ping
High Quality
Hill Withlegs
Hiss Terical
Hissy Fit
Hit Mefirst
Hohoho Hoho
Holm Gang
Holy Moly
Holy Spammer
Honey Muffin
Hot Potato
Hot Sauce
House Cat
Housing Lottery
Hroth Dad
Hroth Guard
Hroth Yeah
Human Resources
Human Tower
Humble Pie
Hungryswyn Snaksyn
Hunt Train

I: 13 names

I'mafk Tia
I'mhungry Nunh
I'mlate Nunh
I'mlost Tia
Imi Tater
Inner Quiet
Innocent Bystander
Insert Name
Interject Missed
Inventory Full
Invuln Tooearly
Invuln Toolate
Ishgardian Tea

J: 10 names

Jet Black
Judge Mental
Jumbo Cactpot
Jumbo Shrimp
Jump Regret
Just Browsing
Just Carol
Just Dave
Just Looking
Just Visiting

K: 22 names

K'thx Tia
Kardia Onwho
Kenki Hoarder
Kernel Panic
Kevin Fromwork
Keyboard Smash
Keyboard Turner
King Size
Kitten Around
Kitten Mittens
Kitty Corner
Kitty Litter
Knee High
Knight's Bread
Knock Back
Knockback Casualty
Knocked Off
Knocks Cups
Kupo Coupon
Kupo Nut
Kweh Kweh
Kweh Sadilla

L: 72 names

L'ate Tia
La Hee
Lady Bug
Lady Luckless
Lag Monster
Lag Spike
Lag Switch
Lala Bye
Lala Fell
Lala Fellover
Lala Land
Lala Palooza
Lamp Collector
Lance Alot
Land Onfeet
Large Marge
Laser Chaser
Last Pullmaybe
Laterwyn Tomorrowyn
Lawn Flamingo
Lawn Ornament
Lazy River
Leaf Mealone
Leaky Bucket
Leaves Leylines
Legacy Controls
Leve Mealone
Leve Spammer
Ley Lines
Light Party
Lightspeed Panic
Lily Hoarder
Limit Brake
Limsa Afk
Limsa Bench
Limsa Dancer

L, continued

Linda Fromhr
Lion Around
Lion Down
Lion Eyes
Living Dedd
Loaf Position
Lobby Error
Local Man
Log Jam
Log Out
Login Queue
Lol Okay
Long Castrum
Long Nap
Look Away
Looked Anyway
Loot Goblin
Loporrit Lover
Lord Ofnaps
Lost Aggro
Lost Roll
Lost Tourist
Lottery Loser
Loud Sneeze
Loudly Snoring
Low Battery
Low Ceiling
Low Rider
Lucid Dreaming
Lucid Snoozing
Lucky Crit
Lukewarm Tea
Lumber Jack
Lumber Jill
Lunch Monitor
Lute Loot

M: 73 names

M'aybe Tia
M'kay Tia
Mac Andcheese
Macro Lag
Macro User
Madam Imadam
Main Mane
Maintank Maybe
Maintenance Day
Major Disaster
Major Lag
Major Oof
Major Problem
Major Wipe
Man Withhat
Mana Deficit
Mana Overdrawn
Mane Character
Mane Event
Manipulation Fail
Many Thanks
Map Party
Mashed Popotoes
Mashed Potato
Materia Girl
Mayor Ofnowhere
Mea Culpa
Meat Shield
Mechanics Later
Medica Bill
Medium Boulder
Medium House
Melee Uptime
Mentor Roulette
Meow Ornever
Middle Manager

M, continued

Mild Inconvenience
Mind Thedoor
Miner Offense
Miner Setback
Minion Hoarder
Minor Miner
Mint Lassi
Mismatched Boots
Miss Chief
Miss Clicked
Miss Edmechanic
Miss Fortune
Miss Take
Miss Understood
Missed Burst
Missed Midare
Missed Queue
Missed Step
Missed Tower
Missed Window
Missing Sock
Mistell Monarch
Mister Fixit
Mister Meaner
Modest Avalanche
Mog Nanimous
Mog Nificent
Mom Called
Mostly Harmless
Mount Farmer
Mudra Fumble
Muffin Man
Muffin Top
Muscle Memory
Mutton Stew
My Bad
My Supervisor

N: 37 names

N'ap Tia
N'ope Tia
Nacho Healer
Nacho Problem
Namazu Believer
Name Pending
Name Taken
Naps Lhea
Need Roller
Needs Materia
Nervous Laughter
Never Casting
Never Nunh
New Here
Night Janitor
Night Shift
Nine Lives
Ninety Nine
Ninja Vanish
No Hats
No House
Nobody Important
Node Camper
Nonono Nono
Nope Rhiki
Normal Person
Normal Quality
Not Healing
Not Meow
Not Myfault
Not Ready
Novice Network
Npc Energy
Nunh Ofthat
Nunh Taken
Nunh Yet
Nunh Yourbusiness

O: 31 names

O'clock Nunh
O'hno Nunh
O'kay Tia
O'verslept Tia
Ocean Fishing
Offtank Onbreak
Oh Bother
Oh Dear
Oh No
Oh Well
Okay Then
Omni Crafter
One Button
One Gil
One Moregcd
One Morepull
One Sec
Onesie Wearer
Oops Sorry
Open Late
Opener Dropped
Orange Circle
Orange Juice
Orange Parse
Ore Dinary
Ore Else
Ore Whelmed
Out Ofcp
Out Ofleves
Overheal Parade
Overmeld Regret

P: 72 names

P'lease Tia
P'urr Nunh
Packet Loss
Padding Numbers
Pajama Party
Papaya Mamaya
Parking Attendant
Parse Brain
Partly Cloudy
Party Finder
Passage Ofarms
Passing Through
Pasta Lavista
Pastel Pink
Patch Day
Patch Notes
Paw Sitive
Paw Some
Paws Andthink
Paws Button
Penalty Box
Penne Forthoughts
Pentameld Pain
Pet Class
Pick Axe
Pie Chart
Piece Ofcake
Ping Pong
Pint Size
Pixie Pranked
Placard Clicker
Placeholder Name
Plays Offkey
Please Lookforward
Plot Armor
Plot Hole

P, continued

Plot Thickens
Plot Twist
Pocket Size
Poetics Gear
Pointy Stick
Polite Cough
Pom Pom
Pony Farmer
Popoto Fries
Popoto Salad
Positional Missed
Potato Chip
Potato Masher
Potato Peeler
Potato Sack
Potato Salad
Potato Wedge
Praetorium Nap
Pray Return
Princess Potato
Private Chat
Private Party
Prog Liar
Provoke Happy
Puddle Jumper
Puddle Sitter
Pull Everything
Pull Timer
Punch Mage
Pure Healer
Pure Whitebroke
Purple Almost
Purr Fect
Purr Haps
Purr Plexed
Purr Suasive

Q: 5 names

Quality Assurance
Quest Giver
Queue Popped
Quick Synth
Quiet Burp

R: 39 names

Raise Macro
Raise Please
Raise Theroof
Random Preset
Ranged Tax
Ready Check
Reasonable Wind
Regen Andpray
Regen Erate
Regional Manager
Regular Guy
Rent Free
Rent Overdue
Rented Tuxedo
Repair Bill
Repair Fund
Reprisal Missed
Rescue Offcliff
Rescue Ranger
Retainer Full
Retainer Venture
Rezz Mage
Riddle Offire
Right Meow
Rock Bottom
Rock Solid
Roe Mance
Roe Model
Roe Tisserie
Roe Yourboat
Rolanberry Jam
Rolanberry Pie
Rolled One
Rotation Lost
Rubber Band
Rug Enjoyer
Ruin Everything
Running Late
Running Onempty

S: 102 names

S'leepy Tia
S'nack Nunh
S'up Tia
Sacred Soil
Saddlebag Full
Sage Advice
Sage Andonion
Sandals Withsocks
Santa Claws
Saucer Regular
Saving Limit
Scaredy Cat
Scrip Hoarder
Scythe Matters
Sea Biscuit
Second Breakfast
Second Monitor
Second Wind
Selene Missed
Selfish Dps
Septic Tank
Sergeant Sprout
Shield Healer
Shield Lobster
Shin Kicker
Shirk Ethic
Shirk Responsibly
Shop Keeper
Short Circuit
Short Fuse
Short Stack
Shrub Enthusiast
Side Hustle
Single Pull
Single Target
Sir Diesalot
Sir Loin
Sir Prise
Sir Pullsalot
Sir Render
Sir Veillance
Sir Vival
Sir Wipesalot
Sitting Quietly
Skill Speed
Sleeping Standing
Sleepyswyn Napsyn
Slide Caster
Slight Breeze
Small Hill
Small House

S, continued

Small Potatoes
Smol Rage
Snack Size
Sneak Attack
Soil Sample
Some Guy
Somewhat Fierce
Song Request
Sorry Notsorry
Sorry Team
Soup Dujour
Spear Mint
Spec Tater
Spilled Ale
Spilled Beans
Spread Lo
Spread Out
Sprint Puller
Sprout Patrol
Sprout Please
Spud Missile
Spud Muffin
Spuddy Buddy
Squeaky Hinge
Squishy Paladin
Stack Marker
Stack Onme
Stance Optional
Standard Camera
Standard Step
Starter Tunic
Step Stool
Steve Fromaccounts
Still Downloading
Still Standing
Stole Limit
Stone Soup
Stood Inbad
Stubbed Toe
Stud Muffin
Sturdy Enough
Subligar Season
Such Devastation
Sunbeam Seeker
Sunglasses Indoors
Super Bolide
Suspicious Bush
Sweet Potato
Swiftcast Raise
Swimsuit Season
Syrup Thief

T: 51 names

T'ired Tia
Tabby Tantrum
Table Manners
Taco Tuesday
Tail Twitch
Tall Drink
Tall Enough
Tall Grass
Tall Order
Tall Tale
Tank You
Tankbuster Taster
Tanks Alot
Tanks Giving
Target Dummy
Tater Tot
Tax Auditor
Technical Step
Teleport Fees
Tenacity Meld
Tether Swap
Thanks Forparty
That Guy
Thavnairian Onion
Think Tank
Third Eye
Thirty Minutes
Thoughtful Pebble
Throw Pillow
Thunder Dot
Thyme Mage
Tia Time
Tiny Tater
Tiny Terror
Toe Beans
Tonberry Grudge
Too Manylamps
Too Tall
Top Damage
Tot Casserole
Totem Counter
Tower Soaker
Town Guard
Train Conductor
Travel Size
Tree Hugger
Triple Triad
True North
Tuna Breath
Two Buttons
Two Leftfeet

U: 9 names

U'hoh Tia
U'turn Nunh
Uh Oh
Uncle Barry
Under Foot
Undercut Byone
Unpaid Intern
Unpaid Retainer
Uptime Enjoyer

V: 6 names

Vendor Trash
Venue Bouncer
Venue Greeter
Verraise Bot
Vote Abandon
Vote Kicked

W: 38 names

W'hat Tia
W'hoops Tia
W'hy Tia
Waking Sands
Walking Fridge
Walking Wall
Wall Towall
Walnut Bread
Ward Wanderer
Wardrobe Full
Warm Blanket
Waste Not
Watching Shows
Wee Menace
Wet Noodle
Wet Wipe
Whisker Biscuit
Whisker Business
Wide Berth
Wide Load
Wild Fire
Windshield Wiper
Wipe Andreset
Wipe Incoming
Wipe Recovery
World Full
World Visitor
Wrong Bait
Wrong Button
Wrong Card
Wrong Chat
Wrong Guy
Wrong Partner
Wrong Portal
Wrong Tether
Wrong Turn
Wrong Ward
Wrong Window

Y: 8 names

Y'all Tia
Y'awn Tia
Y'know Nunh
Yarn Chaser
Yes Yes
Your Dentist
Your Landlord
Yukon Gold

Z: 2 names

Z'zz Tia
Zooms Atthree