Funny Argonian Name Generator

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A list of 1,000 funny Argonian names that turn the hyphenated phrase names of the Elder Scrolls games into jokes. Try Late-For-Dinner, Scales-Before-Coffee, Sits-On-Wrong-Eggs, Sells-Bad-Fish, Just-A-Lizard or the mock-Jel pun Deekus-Maximus.

About funny Argonian names

Argonians, the reptilian people of Black Marsh in the Elder Scrolls games, are named in two ways. Some keep a name in Jel, their own language, such as Derkeethus or Keerava in Skyrim. Others go by a translation into the common tongue: a short phrase with every word capitalized and joined by hyphens, like Scouts-Many-Marshes and Stands-In-Shallows on the Windhelm docks. That second form is a gift to anyone who wants a joke name, because a phrase can describe a bad habit as easily as a noble deed.

The 1,000 names here push the pattern in more than a dozen directions. There are everyday failures (Late-For-Dinner, Pushes-The-Pull-Door), crafting, housing and group-play jokes (Stands-In-The-Red-Circle), swamp, tail and shedding humor (Sheds-At-Parties), eggs and clutch-mates (Sits-On-Wrong-Eggs), food, odd jobs (Sells-Bad-Fish), names that run far too long, deadpan honest ones (Just-A-Lizard), friendly digs at Khajiit, Nords and Dunmer, cold-weather complaints, questions, short number names and titles such as Thane Of-One-Puddle. Mock-Jel puns like Deekus-Maximus and Eezee-Peezei only sound like Jel until you read them aloud.

All of them are fan-style jokes for your own characters, not a list of characters from the games, and the humor stays clean. This site is not affiliated with Bethesda.

How to choose funny Argonian names

  • Capitalize every word and join the words with hyphens, the way the games write translated Argonian names. Late-For-Dinner reads as a name. Late for dinner reads as a note on the door.
  • Let the name set a rule for the playthrough. Would-Rather-Be-Fishing stops at every pond, and Stands-In-The-Red-Circle never gets to blame the healer.
  • Try the name box before you fall for a long one. If Went-Out-For-Fish-And-Came-Back-As-Thane does not fit in your version of the game, a short pick such as Half-A-Plan or Bog-Standard carries the same tone.
  • Mock-Jel puns such as Nah-Thanx and Okee-Dokei work best said aloud, so they suit voice chat and tabletop play. In a written roster a plain phrase name lands faster.
  • For a group of Argonians, give everyone the same pattern, all job names or all titles, and keep one deadpan Just-A-Lizard in the party to play it straight.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny Argonian names?

Late-For-Dinner, Scales-Before-Coffee, Sits-On-Wrong-Eggs, Sheds-At-Parties, Sells-Bad-Fish, Just-A-Lizard and Deekus-Maximus are all on this page. The 1,000 names mix bad habits, adventuring mishaps, swamp and egg humor, food, odd jobs, overlong names, deadpan descriptions, titles and mock-Jel puns.

How are Argonian names formed in the Elder Scrolls games?

Some Argonians use a name in Jel, their own language, and others use a phrase translated into the common tongue and joined with hyphens, such as Scouts-Many-Marshes in Skyrim. A joke name copies the second form. Describe a habit in two to four words, capitalize each one and hyphenate: Hums-While-Sneaking, Overslept-The-Ambush, Blames-The-Horse.

Are these names from Elder Scrolls lore?

No. They are jokes in the naming style of the setting, meant for players' own characters. Places and things such as Stormhold, the Hist, sweetrolls and mudcrabs belong to the games, but Kind-Of-A-Big-Deal-In-Stormhold and Juggles-Live-Mudcrabs are not characters you will meet there.

Can I use these names in The Elder Scrolls Online?

Some of them, but check the rules there first. An online game has its own limits on length and characters, another player may already hold a name, and a name can be reported. We have not tested any name in any game, so short picks such as Fen-Tastic or Seven-Naps are the ones to try at character creation.

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A: 44 names

  • Abbreviates-To-Something-Equally-Long
  • Abra-Kadabrei
  • Absolutely-Paid-For-That
  • Accepts-Then-Abandons
  • Accidentally-Became-Leader-Of-Four-Guilds
  • Adept At-Avoiding-Chores
  • Adjective-Noun
  • Admiral Gets-Seasick
  • Adopted-Too-Many-Mudcrabs
  • Aggroed-The-Courtyard
  • Agrees-Too-Quickly
  • Ai-Dunno
  • Ajum-To-Conclusions
  • Alchemy-By-Guesswork

A, continued

  • Algae-Is-Not-A-Flaw
  • Algae-Latte
  • All-Thumbs-No-Thumbs
  • Almost-A-Hero
  • Also-Hungry
  • Altmer-Rolled-Their-Eyes-First
  • Amateur-Lockpick-Reviewer
  • Ambassador Offended-Both-Sides
  • And-Then-It-Exploded
  • Announced-By-Three-Heralds-In-Shifts
  • Answers-To-Hey-You-For-Convenience
  • Anyway-About-That-Loan
  • Apologizes-To-Furniture
  • Apple-Pie-Or-Else
  • Appraises-Rocks-Generously

A, continued

  • Apprentice Set-Fire-To-Notes
  • Archmage Singed-Own-Frills
  • Arm-Wrestles-Orcs-For-Fun
  • Arrived-Before-The-End-Of-Own-Name
  • Arrives-After-The-Feast
  • Ash-In-My-Gills
  • Ask-Me-About-My-Swamp
  • Asked-A-Telvanni-For-A-Ladder
  • Asks-For-The-Manager
  • Asks-The-Cat-About-The-Wares
  • Assistant-To-The-Steward
  • Auntie Brought-Too-Much-Stew
  • Auntie Knits-Tail-Warmers
  • Auntie-Of-Two-Hundred
  • Average-Tail-Length

B: 59 names

  • Babysits-The-Whole-Nest
  • Background-Character-Number-Three
  • Bak-In-Fiv
  • Bakes-Suspicious-Pies
  • Bakh-To-The-Bog
  • Balances-Poorly-Without-It
  • Bandit-Human-Resources
  • Bantam-Guar-Runs-This-House
  • Barely-Paying-Attention
  • Baroness Rules-Three-Lily-Pads
  • Basking-Is-A-Full-Day
  • Battlemage Swings-The-Spellbook
  • Beat-A-Nord-At-Drinking-Water
  • Bedtime-Story-Ran-Long

B, continued

  • Bee-Kwiet
  • Bee-Rite-Bak
  • Beetle-Brittle
  • Before-You-Ask-No
  • Befriended-A-Horker-Out-Of-Spite
  • Belly-Flops-With-Honor
  • Bet-The-House-On-Tribute
  • Big-In-Lilmoth
  • Blackrose-Tinted-Glasses
  • Blacksmith-Of-Spoons
  • Blames-The-Horse
  • Blames-The-Lag
  • Blends-In-With-The-Salad
  • Blinked-And-Missed-It
  • Blizzard-Ruined-My-Tan

B, continued

  • Bog-Standard
  • Bogmother-Knows-Best
  • Bold-Assumptions
  • Bold-Of-You-To-Ask
  • Bookshelves-Full-Of-Cheese
  • Boots-Were-Not-Made-For-Claws
  • Borrowed-A-Nord-Coat
  • Borrowed-Half-This-Name-From-A-Cousin
  • Borrowed-It-Last-Morndas
  • Both-Boots-Wet
  • Bought-A-Manor-For-The-Pond
  • Bounces-At-The-Bee-And-Barb
  • Bounty-Notice-Had-To-Be-Two-Pages
  • Bravil-Looks-Fine-To-Me
  • Breathes-Water-Brags-About-It

B, continued

  • Breez-Eeus
  • Breton-Tried-To-Sell-Me-A-Ward
  • Brewed-It-By-Accident
  • Bright-Throat-Sore-Throat
  • Brooding-But-Friendly
  • Brought-A-Lute-To-The-Trial
  • Brought-The-Marsh-Indoors
  • Brunch-Is-A-Battle
  • Bubbles-When-Thinking
  • Buffs-Scales-Before-Battle
  • Built-The-House-Backwards
  • Bumps-Into-Pillars
  • Burrowed-Into-The-Bedroll
  • But-First-A-Nap
  • Buys-The-Horse-Twice

C: 63 names

  • Cabbage-Cart-Driver
  • Cabbage-Is-A-Personality
  • Calmly-Panicking
  • Came-Here-By-Mistake
  • Came-With-The-Tail
  • Camouflaged-By-Accident
  • Can-We-Swim-There-Instead
  • Candied-Mosquito
  • Cannonballs-At-Dawn
  • Captain Sinks-Own-Boat
  • Carriage-Driver-Who-Chats
  • Cartographer-Of-Guesses

C, continued

  • Carves-Full-Name-Into-Very-Large-Trees
  • Catches-Fish-Releases-Opinions
  • Catches-Flies-Mid-Conversation
  • Cats-Land-On-Feet-I-Land-In-Water
  • Cattail-Collector
  • Cautiously-Optimistic
  • Certainly-Not-Hiding-Anything
  • Certified-Swamp-Guide
  • Chameleon-Of-Bad-Timing
  • Champion Came-In-Second
  • Champion Of-The-Kiddie-Pool
  • Chef Seasons-By-Eye
  • Chef Undercooks-The-Mudcrab

C, continued

  • Chews-With-Mouth-Open
  • Chicken-Witness-Protection
  • Chose-Argonian-For-The-Swimming
  • Circles-Back-Never
  • Claws-Click-On-Stone-Floors
  • Clean-Slate-Dirty-Claws
  • Clears-Bandit-Camps-For-Fun
  • Clicked-Randomize-And-Stayed
  • Cliff-Racer-Followed-Me-Home
  • Clocks-Out-At-Noon
  • Clutch-Mate-Borrowed-It
  • Clutch-Portrait-Took-Nine-Painters

C, continued

  • Cold-To-The-Touch
  • Collects-Odd-Socks
  • Collects-Verbs-For-Later-Use
  • Companion-Disapproves
  • Companions-Asked-About-Fleas
  • Complains-About-The-Draft
  • Confuses-Left-And-Right
  • Contains-No-Fur
  • Cook-Who-Burns-Water
  • Corrects-The-Dunmer-Politely
  • Could-Not-Decide-So-Took-All-The-Words
  • Could-Not-Think-Of-One
  • Count Cannot-Count

C, continued

  • Countess Taxes-The-Frogs
  • Counts-On-Claws
  • Coupon-Expired-In-The-Third-Era
  • Courier-Who-Reads-The-Letters
  • Court Mage Explodes-Occasionally
  • Court-Wizard-Intern
  • Cousin-Of-Everyone-Here
  • Cracked-Under-Pressure
  • Cricket-Crumble
  • Crocodile-Tears-Are-Sincere
  • Crypt-Night-Manager
  • Curls-Up-In-The-Laundry
  • Custard-Last-Stand

D: 56 names

  • Daedra-Did-Not-Return-My-Bowl
  • Daily-Login-Perfect-Attendance
  • Daily-Writs-Before-Breakfast
  • Damp-Matches
  • Dark-Elf-Light-Banter
  • Dawdles-Near-Bakeries
  • Dawnstar-Is-Not-For-Lizards
  • Daydreams-In-Battle
  • Deadline-Was-Last-Era
  • Death-Hopper-Hopscotch-Champion
  • Debates-Tails-With-Khajiit
  • Deckhand Swabs-In-Circles
  • Deconstructs-The-Good-Sword
  • Decorates-Instead-Of-Questing

D, continued

  • Deekus-Maximus
  • Definitely-Not-Lost
  • Delivers-Letters-Eventually
  • Delivers-To-Wrong-Hold
  • Describes-Current-Activity
  • Dessert-Before-Dungeon
  • Detected-From-A-Mile-Away
  • Did-Anyone-Feed-The-Guar
  • Did-Not-Read-The-Prophecy
  • Dismounts-Into-Lava
  • Displays-Every-Dragon-Priest-Mask
  • Distant-Cousin-Of-Alduin-Probably
  • Do-You-Smell-Smoke
  • Dockmaster Misplaced-The-Dock

D, continued

  • Dockworker-On-Break
  • Doctor Has-No-Degree
  • Doctor Prescribes-More-Mud
  • Dodge-Rolls-Into-Walls
  • Does-Not-Know-Why-Everyone-Keeps-Sighing
  • Does-This-Cave-Have-A-Back-Door
  • Does-What-The-Name-Says
  • Dont-Luk-Now
  • Double-Checks-The-Latch
  • Double-Dips-The-Torchbug
  • Dove-Into-The-Shallow-End
  • Dozen-Bad-Ideas
  • Dragged-Tail-Through-The-Pie
  • Dragon-Adjacent

D, continued

  • Dragon-Asked-If-We-Were-Related
  • Dragonborn By-A-Clerical-Error
  • Dragonborn Whispers-The-Shouts
  • Dragonfly-Dumplings
  • Dripped-On-The-Elder-Scroll
  • Drips-On-The-Carpet
  • Drops-Things-Loudly
  • Dry-Humor
  • Duels-At-The-Bank
  • Dumpling-Of-Doom
  • Dungeon-Health-Inspector
  • Dungeon-Tour-Guide
  • Dwemer-Ruin-Janitor
  • Dyes-Everything-Lime

E: 26 names

  • Ebonheart-Pact-Potluck-Organizer
  • Eeta-Lot
  • Eezee-Peezei
  • Egg-Cellent-Posture
  • Egg-Sitter-For-Hire
  • Egg-Tender-Needs-A-Nap
  • Egg-Warden Naps-On-Shift
  • Egg-Was-Comfortable
  • Eggs-Aggerates-Everything
  • Eggshell-In-The-Stew-Again
  • Eidar-Cheese-Connoisseur
  • Elder Back-In-My-Day
  • Elder Naps-Through-Council

E, continued

  • Eleven-Toes-Approximately
  • Emotes-During-Cutscenes
  • Emperor Until-The-Keep-Fell
  • Employee-Of-The-Moon-Phase
  • Enchanted-The-Wrong-Boot
  • Even-Temper-Mostly
  • Even-The-Short-Form-Needs-A-Rest-Stop
  • Every-Wrong-Turn
  • Everyone-Calm-Down
  • Exactly-What-It-Looks-Like
  • Exfoliates-Aggressively
  • Explains-Mud-To-Nords
  • Extra-Crispy-Scrib

F: 49 names

  • Fairly-Good-At-Swimming
  • Family-Reunion-Needs-A-Field
  • Fast-Travels-To-The-Wrong-Wayshrine
  • Favorite-Of-Thirty-Nine
  • Fen-Tastic
  • Ferryman-Without-A-Boat
  • Few-Regrets
  • Fidgets-In-Formation
  • Filed-A-Complaint-With-The-Jarl
  • Files-Things-Under-Miscellaneous
  • Fills-The-Entire-Name-Box-And-Asks-For-More
  • First-Name-Is-A-Whole-Paragraph

F, continued

  • Fish-Boon-Feast-Second-Helping
  • Fishes-For-Compliments
  • Fishes-Through-The-World-Boss
  • Fishing-Hole-Is-A-State-Secret
  • Fishmonger-With-Standards
  • Flakes-On-Plans-And-Floors
  • Fleshflies-Like-My-Cooking
  • Fletcher-Of-Bent-Arrows
  • Floating-Chair-Was-On-Purpose
  • Floats-Through-Meetings
  • Fluent-In-Hissing
  • Fly-In-My-Soup-Thanks

F, continued

  • Fog-Feels-Like-A-Hug
  • Follows-The-Sunbeam
  • Follows-The-Wrong-Marker
  • Forecasts-Rain-Every-Day
  • Forgets-Which-House
  • Forgot-The-Crafting-Bag
  • Forgot-The-Middle-Part-So-Just-Hum-It
  • Forgot-To-Slot-An-Ultimate
  • Forty-Siblings-No-Privacy
  • Found-Old-Skin-In-The-Backpack
  • Four-Excuses
  • Framed-The-Best-Shed

F, continued

  • Freelance-Dragon-Consultant
  • Frequently-Confused
  • Fresh-Mud
  • Fried-Dragonfly-Friday
  • Friends-Just-Call-Me-The-First-Four-Words
  • Frill-Is-Having-A-Day
  • From-Thorn-Originally
  • Frostbite-On-The-Tail-Tip
  • Frozen-Since-Helgen
  • Fully-Aware-Of-The-Tail
  • Fur-Seems-Like-A-Lot-Of-Work
  • Furnishes-One-Corner
  • Furnishing-Limit-Reached-In-The-Hallway

G: 37 names

  • Galoshes-Are-For-Quitters
  • Garlic-Bread-Paladin
  • General Mislaid-The-Army
  • General Retreats-Tactfully
  • Generally-Well-Meaning
  • Generic-Swamp-Dweller
  • Gestures-With-Full-Mug
  • Giants-Wave-Back-Now
  • Gideon-Or-Bust
  • Giggles-At-Funerals
  • Gills-Are-Not-For-Show
  • Glows-From-Bad-Enchanting

G, continued

  • Glub-Glub-Ei
  • Glued-The-Hilt-On
  • Go-On-Without-Me
  • Gobble-Deegook
  • Goes-By-Dave-In-Cyrodiil
  • Gon-Fish-Ei
  • Good-Egg-Honestly
  • Goodbye-Forever-See-You-Tomorrow
  • Grand Champion Yields-Immediately
  • Grandmother Remembers-The-Second-Era
  • Grandmother Wins-At-Cards
  • Grandmother-Sat-On-Worse

G, continued

  • Gravy-On-Everything
  • Green-And-Fine-With-It
  • Greybeards-Asked-Me-To-Whisper
  • Grinds-Smithing-At-Midnight
  • Group-Finder-Ghost
  • Guar-Likes-Me-Better
  • Guards-The-Wrong-Gate
  • Guessed-The-Wrong-Door
  • Guests-May-Not-Touch-The-Mud
  • Guild-Trader-In-The-Middle-Of-Nowhere
  • Guildmaster Lost-The-Ledger
  • Guildmaster Pays-In-Compliments
  • Guildmaster-Since-Yesterday

H: 58 names

  • Hackwing-Stole-My-Lunch
  • Haggles-Over-Free-Samples
  • Hagraven-Wedding-Planner
  • Haj-Mota-Is-Not-A-Footstool
  • Half-A-Plan
  • Hand-Me-Down-Armor
  • Hard-Boiled-Detective
  • Harvests-Every-Single-Flower
  • Has-A-Name-So-Long-The-Guard-Gave-Up
  • Has-Anyone-Seen-My-Spear
  • Has-Been-Standing-In-This-Line-Since-The-Second-Era
  • Has-Scales-Will-Travel
  • Hat-Has-Three-Holes
  • Hatch-Day-Is-Every-Day

H, continued

  • Hatched-Fashionably-Late
  • Hatched-On-A-Morndas
  • Hatchling-At-Heart
  • Hatchlings-Outvoted-Me
  • Heals-The-Wrong-Tank
  • Hee-Hee-Hiss
  • Heem-And-Haw
  • Heer-Wee-Go
  • Helmet-Does-Not-Fit-The-Horns
  • Here-For-The-Free-Bread
  • Hero Arrived-After-The-Gate-Closed
  • Hiccups-In-Temples
  • High King Of-The-Shallow-End
  • High-Elf-Low-Patience
  • Hiss-And-Tell

H, continued

  • Hiss-Terical
  • Hiss-Tory-Buff
  • Hisses-Back-At-Cats
  • Hissmir-Is-Lovely-This-Time-Of-Year
  • Hist-Left-Me-On-Read
  • Hist-Said-Ask-Your-Mother
  • Ho-Hum-Ei
  • Hoards-Crafting-Motifs
  • Hogs-The-Blanket
  • Hogs-The-Warm-Rock
  • Hok-Us-Pok-Us
  • Holds-Breath-To-Avoid-Chores
  • Homesick-For-Helstrom
  • Homestead-Has-No-Roof

H, continued

  • Honestly-Just-Tired
  • Hoos-Thair
  • Hoped-Nobody-Saw
  • Horker-Tusk-Polisher
  • Horns-Stuck-In-The-Doorframe
  • House-Hlaalu-Sent-An-Invoice
  • Housecarl-Does-The-Dishes
  • Housewarming-Was-Lukewarm
  • How-Hard-Can-It-Be
  • Humblemud-Sweet-Humblemud
  • Humidity-Is-My-Friend
  • Hums-While-Sneaking
  • Hundred-Yard-Stare
  • Hung-The-Painting-Underwater
  • Hyphenates-With-Great-Enthusiasm

I: 20 names

  • I-Thought-You-Had-The-Map
  • I-Used-To-Be-An-Egg
  • Icicle-On-Snout
  • If-Found-Return-To-Marsh
  • Ignores-The-Ready-Check
  • Imperials-Keep-Scheduling-Meetings
  • In-Jel-It-Is-Two-Syllables
  • Incubated-Too-Long
  • Initiate-For-Eleven-Years
  • Innkeeper-Out-Of-Rooms

I, continued

  • Insists-It-Sounds-Better-In-The-Original
  • Insures-Dragon-Damage
  • Interrupts-The-Bard
  • Introduction-Has-An-Intermission
  • Inventory-Of-Regret
  • Is-Standing-Right-Here
  • Is-That-Supposed-To-Glow
  • It-Seemed-Like-A-Good-Idea
  • It-Was-Like-That-When-I-Arrived
  • Itchy-Since-Last-Shed

J: 9 names

  • Jarl For-A-Day
  • Jas-A-Sec
  • Jeel-Ous-Much
  • Jester-Festival-All-Year
  • Joined-Every-Guild-At-Once
  • Journal-Full-Of-Miscellaneous
  • Juggles-Live-Mudcrabs
  • Jus-Kiddeen
  • Just-A-Lizard

K: 13 names

  • Kaal-Of-The-Mild
  • Kagouti-Chewed-The-Saddle
  • Kai-Bosh
  • Kajin-Around
  • Keeps-A-Spare-In-The-Drawer
  • Keeps-Adding-Words-Every-Year
  • Keeps-Every-Broken-Sword
  • Kelp-Yourself
  • Khajiit-Owes-Me-Five-Septims
  • Kind-Of-A-Big-Deal-In-Stormhold
  • Knew-A-Lizard-Who-Knew-A-Lizard-Who-Met-The-Emperor
  • Kud-Be-Worse
  • Kwama-Egg-Is-No-Relation

L: 45 names

  • Labels-It-Probably-Healing
  • Lady Outfishes-The-Fleet
  • Lagged-Off-The-Bridge
  • Late-For-Dinner
  • Laughs-At-Own-Jokes
  • Leafs-Early
  • Leans-On-Wet-Paint
  • Leaves-Lydia-In-A-Doorway
  • Leaves-One-Star-Reviews
  • Leeks-In-The-Backpack
  • Lees-Of-My-Worries
  • Left-A-Skin-On-The-Chair
  • Left-The-Kettle-On
  • Left-The-Room-Still-Being-Announced
  • Legion-Issued-One-Left-Boot

L, continued

  • Librarian-Who-Shushes
  • Licensed-To-Fish
  • Licked-The-Tree-Again
  • Licks-The-Spoon
  • Light-Armor-Heavy-Regrets
  • Light-Snacker
  • Lighthouse-Keeper-Afraid-Of-Stairs
  • Lily-Pad-Thai
  • Lilypad-Landlord
  • Lives-In-The-Alchemy-Tower
  • Lizard-First-Hero-Second
  • Lizard-Shaped-Friend
  • Locked-Out-Again
  • Long-Story-Short-It-Is-Long
  • Long-Taffy-Treat-Casualty

L, continued

  • Long-Time-No-Sea
  • Looking-Forward-To-Loredas
  • Looks-Fierce-Is-Not
  • Loose-Lips-No-Lips
  • Loremaster Made-It-Up
  • Lost-Count-At-Egg-Twelve
  • Lost-The-Follower-At-The-Bridge
  • Lost-The-Password-To-The-Barrow
  • Loud-Sneeze
  • Lounges-With-Intent
  • Loyalty-Card-At-The-Bannered-Mare
  • Luk-Bee-Hynd-Yu
  • Lukewarm-Welcome
  • Lullaby-Is-Mostly-Hissing
  • Lus-Change

M: 51 names

  • Magister Levitates-Slightly
  • Mammoth-Dental-Assistant
  • Mammoth-Sat-On-My-Tent
  • Many-Snacks
  • Mapless-In-Cyrodiil
  • Marsh-Guide Circles-Back-Again
  • Marsh-Mellow
  • Marsh-Merrow-Roast
  • Master Angler Hooked-Own-Tail
  • Master Thief Signed-The-Guestbook
  • May-I-Pet-The-Mammoth
  • Mead-Tastes-Like-Bread-Water

M, continued

  • Meeting-Could-Have-Been-A-Courier
  • Mei-Bee-Latah
  • Middle-Egg-Of-Forty
  • Midnight-Snack-Raider
  • Mild-Sauce-Only
  • Mind-The-Tail
  • Mines-During-Boss-Fights
  • Mire-Expectations
  • Mislabels-Every-Potion
  • Misplaced-The-Map
  • Mispronounces-Whiterun
  • Mistaken-For-A-Log
  • Mistook-It-For-A-Hat

M, continued

  • Mittens-Over-Claws
  • Mixes-Two-Mushrooms-Hopefully
  • Moderately-Sneaky
  • Moisturizes-With-Bog-Water
  • Molted-Mid-Sentence
  • Molts-On-The-Good-Rug
  • Monday-Is-A-Daedric-Plot
  • Mortgaged-To-Proudspire
  • Mosquitoes-Are-Roommates
  • Moss-Behind-The-Frills
  • Mostly-Harmless-Lizard
  • Mostly-Marsh-Water
  • Moth-Wing-Wafers

M, continued

  • Mother-Counted-Wrong
  • Mother-Wanted-Something-Short-And-Father-Did-Not
  • Mounted-On-A-Guar-Indoors
  • Moved-To-Skyrim-By-Mistake
  • Moves-Only-When-Sunny
  • Mud-Is-A-Skincare-Routine
  • Mudcrab-Legs-All-You-Can-Eat
  • Mudcrab-Merchant-Was-Fair
  • Mudslide-Was-Intentional
  • Mumbles-At-Maps
  • Murkmire-Tourism-Board
  • Mushroom-House-Seems-Damp-Enough
  • Music-Box-Plays-Only-Frogs

N: 39 names

  • Naa-Chance
  • Nah-Thanx
  • Name-Makes-Sense-If-You-Were-There
  • Named-After-A-Typo
  • Named-By-A-Committee-Of-Forty-Siblings
  • Named-For-Everything-That-Happened-That-Tuesday
  • Named-The-Sword-Stabby
  • Naps-On-The-Mantel
  • Narrates-Own-Deeds
  • Nearly-Finished-The-Quest
  • Nee-Daz-Nap
  • Needed-One-More-Leather-Strip
  • Needs-A-Bigger-Rock

N, continued

  • Needs-Another-Blanket
  • Needs-Two-Lines-On-Every-Form
  • Neither-Here-Nor-Marsh
  • Nerevarine Maybe-Ask-Someone-Else
  • Nerevarine Took-The-Wrong-Boat
  • Nerv-Us-Rex
  • Nest-Curfew-Is-Sundown
  • Nest-Is-A-Mess
  • Newt-To-The-Area
  • Nibbles-The-Garnish
  • Nickname-Is-Also-A-Sentence
  • Night-Watch-Day-Sleeper
  • Nine-Lives-Versus-One-Tail

N, continued

  • Nix-Hound-Ate-The-Writ
  • No-Indoor-Voice
  • No-Relation
  • Nods-Without-Listening
  • None-Of-My-Business
  • Nope-Ra
  • Not-A-Dragon-Sorry
  • Not-Mai-Job
  • Not-Mai-Swamp
  • Not-The-Lizard-You-Ordered
  • Novice Healed-The-Enemy
  • Nul-And-Void
  • Nur-Mind

O: 26 names

  • Occasionally-Useful
  • Oh-No-Not-Bears
  • Okan-Do-Attitude
  • Okee-Dokei
  • Oldest-And-Reminds-Them
  • Omelet-Is-A-Sensitive-Topic
  • On-Mute-At-The-Moot
  • Once-Saw-A-Dragon-And-Will-Tell-You-About-It
  • One-Good-Idea
  • One-Hyphen-Short-Of-A-Record
  • Or-We-Could-Just-Leave
  • Orc-Shook-My-Claw-Too-Hard
  • Ordinator Smiles-At-Outlanders

O, continued

  • Out-Naps-The-Khajiit
  • Outgrew-The-Old-Me-Literally
  • Outruns-The-Escort
  • Outstays-Every-Welcome
  • Outswims-The-Nords
  • Outwaited-A-Dwemer-Puzzle
  • Over-Easy
  • Overcharges-Tourists
  • Overdue-Library-Scrolls
  • Overslept-The-Ambush
  • Overthinks-Small-Doors
  • Owns-Six-Empty-Houses
  • Owt-Tu-Lunch

P: 46 names

  • Packed-For-A-Swamp
  • Packs-Nothing-Useful
  • Paddles-In-Fountains
  • Paid-By-The-Hyphen
  • Paid-Leave-In-Black-Marsh
  • Pancake-Flat-Feet
  • Parks-The-Mount-On-The-Banker
  • Part-Time-Necromancer
  • Pathfinder Followed-The-Ducks
  • Pays-Fines-In-Cheese
  • Peaked-As-A-Hatchling

P, continued

  • Peat-And-Repeat
  • Peels-In-Public
  • Peesk-And-Quiet
  • Per-My-Last-Scroll
  • Percolating-Mire-Barista
  • Pickle-Of-A-Situation
  • Pickpockets-The-Quest-Giver
  • Picks-Up-All-The-Tankards
  • Placed-The-Bed-On-The-Roof
  • Planted-Nirnroot-Indoors
  • Please-Hold-While-I-Finish-My-Name
  • Plumber-Of-Dwemer-Pipes

P, continued

  • Polished-For-The-Occasion
  • Polishes-The-Decoy
  • Politely-Declines
  • Pond-Scum-Smoothie
  • Postcard-From-Black-Marsh
  • Potato-Of-Destiny
  • Prefers-It-Damp
  • Prefers-Not-To-Fight
  • Preposter-Us
  • Pretty-Sure-This-Is-The-Way
  • Priced-One-Worm-At-Nine-Thousand

P, continued

  • Probably-Not-The-Chosen-One
  • Procrastinates-Bravely
  • Professor Lectures-The-Reeds
  • Promised-To-Be-Early
  • Promoted-To-Customer
  • Proofreads-Elder-Scrolls
  • Puddle-Jumper
  • Pulled-The-Whole-Room
  • Punched-A-Chicken-Once
  • Punctual-By-Marsh-Standards
  • Pushes-The-Pull-Door
  • Puts-All-Eggs-In-One-Basket

Q: 9 names

  • Quagmire-Of-Opinions
  • Quarter-Past-Late
  • Quartermaster Rationed-The-Mud
  • Queen Of-The-Warm-Rock
  • Quest-Marker-Is-A-Suggestion
  • Queues-As-Fake-Healer
  • Quick-Nap
  • Quiet-Burp
  • Quietly-Judging

R: 34 names

  • Rain-Is-Just-Home-Calling
  • Raincoat-Is-An-Insult
  • Raised-By-A-Very-Patient-Tree
  • Raj-Quit
  • Rarely-On-Time
  • Rates-Leyawiin-Five-Puddles
  • Reads-No-Mechanics
  • Reads-The-Terms-And-Conditions
  • Rearranges-The-Mannequins
  • Reed-Between-The-Lines
  • Reed-Bread-Baker

R, continued

  • Reeds-In-Every-Pocket
  • Reeh-Lax
  • Reezal-Dazzle
  • Regrets-Nothing-So-Far
  • Regrew-It-Slightly-Crooked
  • Rehearses-Hello
  • Remembers-When-This-Was-All-Swamp-Around-Here
  • Rents-Leaky-Boats
  • Replies-All-By-Mistake
  • Requested-A-Transfer-To-Elsweyr
  • Requests-Hazard-Pay

R, continued

  • Rerolled-Eleven-Times
  • Researches-Traits-Forever
  • Retired-Adventurer-Allegedly
  • Returned-It-Without-A-Receipt
  • Rezzes-In-The-Fire
  • Ribbit-Ra
  • Ridik-Ulus
  • Riften-Canal-Lifeguard
  • Ring-Of-Minor-Inconvenience
  • Roots-For-The-Home-Team
  • Rotten-Egg-Was-Last-In
  • Runs-Out-Of-Breath-Mid-Name

S: 146 names

  • Salamander-In-Law
  • Salt-Pile-Collector
  • Sap-Goes-Straight-To-My-Head
  • Sap-Speaker Talks-Over-The-Tree
  • Sat-On-The-Sweetroll
  • Scale-Polish-Enthusiast
  • Scaled-As-Advertised
  • Scales-Before-Coffee
  • Scales-Clash-With-The-Curtains
  • Scarf-Wrapped-Thrice
  • Schedules-Naps-As-Meetings
  • Scrambled-Is-Not-Funny
  • Scribe-Asked-For-A-Raise-After-Writing-This
  • Scroll-Carrier-Who-Got-Lost

S, continued

  • Scroll-Of-Slightly-Better-Lighting
  • Scurries-From-Responsibility
  • Seared-Slaughterfish-Special
  • Seasoned-With-Swamp
  • Second-Breakfast-Of-Champions
  • Seesk-The-Day
  • Seeya-Latah
  • Sells-Bad-Fish
  • Sells-It-Then-Needs-It
  • Sent-From-My-Swamp
  • Sergeant Marches-Into-Ponds
  • Sergeant Salutes-With-Tail
  • Seven-Hundred-Candles-No-Table
  • Seven-Naps
  • Shadowfen-Welcome-Wagon

S, continued

  • Shadowscale Hums-In-The-Dark
  • Shadowscale Trips-On-Own-Cloak
  • Shares-A-Room-With-Sixty
  • Sharp-Elbows
  • Sharpened-The-Handle
  • Shedding-Season-Ticket-Holder
  • Sheds-At-Parties
  • Shell-Shocked
  • Shelves-Books-By-Smell
  • Sheogorath-Thinks-I-Am-Normal
  • Shh-Im-Hiding
  • Shiny-After-Rain
  • Shivering-Isles-Felt-Homey
  • Shivers-Professionally

S, continued

  • Shortens-To-Bob
  • Should-Have-Turned-Left
  • Shouts-In-The-Library
  • Siege-Engine-Sightseer
  • Sighs-Louder-Than-Dunmer
  • Silencer Squeaks-When-Startled
  • Silt-Strider-Sick
  • Sinks-In-Shallow-Bogs
  • Sir Slips-On-Lily-Pads
  • Sits-On-Wrong-Eggs
  • Skeever-Control-Specialist
  • Skin-Deep-Thinker
  • Skink-Twice-Before-Asking
  • Skipped-The-Nord-Sing-Along
  • Skipped-The-Tutorial-Island

S, continued

  • Skitters-Up-The-Wrong-Wall
  • Skyshard-Was-Just-A-Lamp
  • Sleeps-Inside-The-Oven
  • Slippery-When-Wet
  • Slithered-Out-Of-Chores
  • Slow-Blink
  • Slows-To-A-Crawl-In-Bruma
  • Slug-Butter-Biscuits
  • Smelled-It-With-Tongue
  • Smells-Like-Pond
  • Smelts-Before-Thinking
  • Snacks-Between-Snacks
  • Snake-Eyes-At-Dice
  • Sneez-Eeus
  • Sneezes-During-Stealth

S, continued

  • Snooz-Eeus
  • Snores-Through-Sermons
  • Snorkels-In-The-Moat
  • Snow-Is-A-Personal-Insult
  • Snowberry-Crostata-Fan
  • Soft-Boiled-Mercenary
  • Soggy-But-Cheerful
  • Soggy-Scroll
  • Sold-The-Quest-Item
  • Solstheim-Sounded-Warmer-On-Paper
  • Somebody-Else-Did-It
  • Somewhat-Damp
  • Sorry-About-The-Rug
  • Sort-Of-A-Mage

S, continued

  • Sorts-Loot-By-Color
  • Souffle-Fell-Again
  • Soulrest-And-Relaxation
  • Soup-Is-A-Survival-Skill
  • Speak-Up-I-Have-No-Ears
  • Spent-Two-Hours-On-The-Face
  • Spice-Rack-Of-Doom
  • Spills-On-The-Jarl
  • Spines-Ruin-Every-Chair
  • Spriggan-Landscaping-Crew
  • Sprints-Past-The-Boss
  • Spymaster Wears-A-Name-Tag
  • Squeaky-Boots
  • Squelches-In-The-Throne-Room
  • Squints-At-Signposts

S, continued

  • Squire Dropped-The-Lance
  • Sss-Urprise
  • Stablehand-Allergic-To-Hay
  • Staff-Of-Mild-Warmth
  • Stale-Sweetroll
  • Stamps-The-Wrong-Form
  • Standard-Issue-Argonian
  • Stands-In-The-Red-Circle
  • Started-Introducing-Himself-At-Dawn
  • Startles-At-Own-Tail
  • States-The-Obvious
  • Stay-Moist-Mansion-Was-Too-Dry
  • Stepped-On-Own-Tail
  • Stew-Counts-As-A-Potion

S, continued

  • Steward Hid-The-Good-Mead
  • Sticky-Claws
  • Still-Has-Shell-On-Head
  • Still-Not-Finished-Saying-It
  • Stockpiles-Iron-Ingots
  • Stop-Poking-It
  • Stopped-Listening-To-Own-Name
  • Stops-For-Each-Butterfly
  • Stores-Cabbages-In-The-Bed
  • Stormhold-Has-A-Dress-Code
  • Stormproof Hides-From-Hail
  • Stubs-Every-Toe
  • Stuck-In-The-Mud-Literally
  • Sun-Is-Late-Again
  • Sundas-Scaries

S, continued

  • Sunny-Side-Up
  • Suns-On-The-Battlements
  • Surfaced-At-The-Wrong-Dock
  • Survey-Says-Dig-Elsewhere
  • Swallowed-It-Whole-Again
  • Swamp-Is-A-Lifestyle
  • Swapped-Bars-Forgot-Why
  • Sweater-Has-A-Tail-Hole
  • Sweeps-The-Floor-With-Tail
  • Sweetroll-Is-A-Vegetable
  • Sweetroll-Loss-Adjuster
  • Swims-In-Full-Plate
  • Swishes-When-Nervous
  • Synergy-Is-Just-Swimming-Together
  • Synergy-Was-Right-There

T: 74 names

  • Tadpole-Talent-Scout
  • Tadpole-Tapioca
  • Tail-Clips-Through-The-Cloak
  • Tail-First-Into-Trouble
  • Tail-Froze-To-The-Dock
  • Tail-Has-Own-Opinions
  • Tail-Wags-The-Lizard
  • Tailor-Charges-Extra
  • Takes-A-Deep-Breath-Before-Saying-Hello
  • Takes-Minutes-At-The-Moot
  • Tame-Mudcrab
  • Tanks-With-A-Bow
  • Tapped-The-Wrong-Tree
  • Target-Dummy-Is-A-Good-Listener

T, continued

  • Tastes-Like-Paralysis
  • Taunts-Then-Regrets
  • Tax-Collector-Nobody-Invites
  • Teaches-Swimming-To-Cats
  • Team-Building-In-A-Bog
  • Technically-A-Reptile
  • Teebe-Or-Not-Teebe
  • Tells-You-His-Whole-Name-Then-Forgets-Yours
  • Telvanni-Tower-Has-No-Stairs
  • Ten-Septims-Short
  • Tends-Bar-Badly
  • Thalmor-Did-Not-Like-My-Joke
  • Thane Of-One-Puddle
  • Thanks-I-Grew-It-Myself
  • That-Was-Load-Bearing

T, continued

  • The-Echo-Has-Not-Finished-Yet
  • The-Jarl-Fell-Asleep-During-My-Introduction
  • The-Rest-Of-This-Name-Is-On-The-Back
  • There-Goes-The-Plan
  • Thinks-Skyrim-Belongs-To-The-Fish
  • Third-From-The-Left-In-The-Nest
  • This-Name-Was-Shorter-In-Jel
  • This-One-Is-Not-Khajiit
  • Thought-It-Was-Fredas
  • Thousand-Yard-Nap
  • Three-Sweetrolls-Deep
  • Three-Words-With-Hyphens
  • Thumps-The-Floor-Downstairs
  • Tide-Pool-Home-Owner
  • Tidies-The-Dungeon

T, continued

  • Tik-Tak-Toh
  • Toad-You-So
  • Toast-Of-Black-Marsh
  • Told-An-Altmer-To-Relax
  • Tongue-Out-For-Weather
  • Too-Long-For-The-Wanted-Poster
  • Too-Spicy-For-Nords
  • Totally-A-Guard
  • Touched-Every-Mundus-Stone
  • Towel-Is-A-Formality
  • Town-Crier-With-A-Whisper
  • Trails-Mud-Indoors
  • Translates-Loosely
  • Transmuted-The-Rent-Money
  • Trap-Reset-Technician

T, continued

  • Trapped-Behind-The-Follower
  • Treasure-Map-Led-To-My-Own-House
  • Tree-Gave-Vague-Instructions
  • Tree-Minder Overwaters-Everything
  • Tree-Says-Clean-Your-Nest
  • Triple-Checked-Wrong
  • Trophy-Room-Of-Buckets
  • Trousers-Are-A-Negotiation
  • True-Nords-Wear-Sleeves
  • Trust-Me-I-Swim
  • Tu-Much-Sun
  • Tucks-In-Every-Hatchling
  • Turtle-Paced
  • Twelve-Unfinished-Quests
  • Two-Left-Claws

U: 14 names

  • Umbrella-Seems-Excessive
  • Uncle Fixes-It-Worse
  • Uncle Tells-It-Again
  • Uncle-To-The-Whole-Marsh
  • Undercut-The-Guild-By-One-Gold
  • Underwater-Until-Further-Notice
  • Unhatched-Potential
  • Unhinges-Jaw-At-Buffets
  • Unionized-The-Dockworkers
  • Unless-It-Rains
  • Unremarkable-In-Gideon
  • Unshed-And-Unbothered
  • Upgraded-The-Wrong-Armor
  • Uras-Truly

V: 8 names

  • Vampire-Found-Me-Too-Cold
  • Verbs-The-Noun
  • Vestige Asks-For-A-Refund
  • Vestige Misplaced-Own-Soul
  • Visibly-Unimpressed
  • Volunteered-As-Bait
  • Volunteers-Then-Hides
  • Voted-Least-Dry-In-Stormhold

W: 53 names

  • Wades-Into-Arguments
  • Waffles-On-Decisions
  • Wai-Mee
  • Wair-Am-Ai
  • Waits-Tables-Impatiently
  • Wake-Me-In-Second-Seed
  • Walked-Up-The-Mountain-For-Soup
  • Walks-On-Eggshells
  • Walks-To-The-Market-And-Back-Before-The-Soup-Gets-Cold
  • Wamasu-Is-Not-My-Uncle
  • Wanders-Off-Midsentence
  • Warm-Rock-Subscription
  • Warm-Sands-Sound-Nice-Actually

W, continued

  • Warmed-A-Round-Rock
  • Was-Going-To-Be-Brief-But-Then-Kept-Going
  • Was-That-A-Dragon
  • Wasp-Crunch-Cereal
  • Waterlogged-And-Proud
  • Waves-At-Wrong-Person
  • Wayshrine-Maintenance-Lizard
  • We-Should-Not-Be-Here
  • Wears-Three-Cloaks-In-Eastmarch
  • Weekend-Vampire-Hunter
  • Weet-A-Minit
  • Went-Out-For-Fish-And-Came-Back-As-Thane
  • Werewolf-Shed-More-Than-Me

W, continued

  • Wet-Blanket
  • When-Is-Lunch
  • Where-Did-The-Bridge-Go
  • Which-Way-To-The-Swamp
  • Whiskers-Are-Overrated
  • Who-Left-The-Gate-Open
  • Whoever-Reads-This-Aloud-Owes-Me-A-Drink
  • Whoops-Ei
  • Why-Is-It-Always-Draugr
  • Will-This-Be-On-The-Test
  • Windhelm-Docks-Suggestion-Box
  • Winterhold-Was-A-Bad-Idea
  • Wiped-The-Party-Twice

W, continued

  • Wood-Elf-Mistook-Me-For-A-Tree
  • Wore-It-Backwards
  • Wore-Last-Year-To-The-Feast
  • Works-From-Marsh
  • Worms-On-Toast
  • Would-Like-It-Noted-That-He-Tried
  • Would-Rather-Be-Fishing
  • Wrangles-Forty-Toddlers
  • Writ-Due-Yesterday
  • Wrong-Canton-Again
  • Wrothgar-Was-Not-In-The-Brochure
  • Wrung-Out-Twice-A-Day
  • Wud-Ei-Lie
  • Wun-Mo-Tyme

X: 7 names

  • Xal-Lent-Choice
  • Xanmeer-Stairs-Were-A-Mistake
  • Xcuse-Mee
  • Xeel-The-Deal
  • Xer-Yes-Xer
  • Xpress-Deliveree
  • Xtra-Kreespee

Y: 6 names

  • Ya-Dont-Sei
  • Yes-That-Is-My-Real-Name
  • Yikes-Ra
  • Yolk-Is-On-You
  • You-Never-Should-Have-Hatched-Here
  • Youngest-By-Four-Seconds

Z: 8 names

  • Zaw-It-Coming
  • Zeek-And-Hide
  • Zeel-Of-Approval
  • Zero-Stealth
  • Zig-Zagus
  • Zone-Chat-Philosopher
  • Zones-Out-At-Briefings
  • Zzeep-Ee-Head