Donkey Basketball Team Name Generator

Funny team names for donkey basketball fundraiser night

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Generate donkey basketball team names for school and community fundraiser games: pairings like Burro Buckets and Hee-Haw Hoopers, stubborn-donkey jokes like Planted Hooves and Immovable Objects, rider self-mockery like Held On for Dear Life, and side names like Faculty Fumblers and Booster Club Buckaroos.

About donkey basketball team names

Donkey basketball is a fundraiser game, usually held in a school gym, where local sides try to play basketball while riding donkeys. The teams are whoever the town can talk into it: faculty against seniors, alumni against the fire department, the FFA chapter against the boosters. That makes the team name half the fun, because it goes on the flyer, the bracket board and the announcer's script.

The 1,000 names here follow the jokes the night itself supplies. A small share are straight donkey and hoops pairings such as Burro Buckets and Hee-Haw Hoopers. Far more come from the scene: the animal that will not move (Planted Hooves, Immovable Objects), the rider who cannot stay on (Held On for Dear Life, Unplanned Dismounts), the low score (Final Score Four to Two), the clean-up crew (Scoop Troop), plus barnyard, rodeo, pack-trail and tack words, donkey idioms and mock-serious franchise names like Long Ear Legends.

There are also names built for the usual sides, from Faculty Fumblers to Booster Club Buckaroos, and short ones that fit a bracket line and can be chanted from the bleachers. All of it is meant to be safe to read aloud in a gym full of families.

How to choose donkey basketball team names

  • Name the side, not just the sport. A name that says who is riding, such as Faculty Fumblers, Deputies on Donkeys or Booster Club Buckaroos, tells the crowd who to cheer for before the announcer says a word.
  • Check the length against the bracket board and the flyer. Short names like Clip Clop, Team Whoa and Trot Squad fit a narrow bracket line and are easy to chant; save the long mock-official names for the program.
  • Lean into the joke everyone expects. The crowd comes to see riders slide off and donkeys refuse to move, so self-mocking names such as Mounted and Doubtful or Not Moving, Not Sorry land better than tough ones.
  • Keep it gym-friendly. The audience is mostly students and families, so pick a name the announcer can say over the PA without a pause, and run it past the event organizer if you are unsure.
  • If several teams enter, pick names from different styles so the bracket reads well: one stubbornness joke, one clean-up crew name, one mock-serious franchise and one side name.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny donkey basketball team names?

The main styles are donkey and hoops pairings like Dunkin' Donkeys and Burro Ballers, stubbornness jokes like Four on the Floor and Parked at Half Court, and rider jokes like Saddle Sliders and Fell Off Twice. The list holds 1,000 names across those styles and several more.

What do you call the teachers' team in donkey basketball?

Side names say who is riding: Faculty Fumblers, Faculty Follies, Tenured and Terrified or The Substitutes for staff, Senior Class Stampede or Senioritis Sufferers for the senior class, and Alumni All-Hooves for returning graduates. There are also names for FFA chapters, fire departments, sheriff's offices, boosters and bus drivers.

Are these names suitable for a school event?

The list was drafted with a family audience in mind. The jokes are about riders sliding off, low scores and donkeys that will not move, with nothing aimed at real people. Organizers have the final say, so check the name with them before it goes on a flyer or a shirt.

Can we put these names on shirts and flyers?

Yes, that is what they are for. Short names such as Hay Fever, Clip Clop Crew and Nope Squad print large on a shirt back, while longer ones like Department of Slow Transportation suit a banner or the printed program.

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A: 39 names

  • Academy of Mounted Arts and Sciences
  • Accidental Assist
  • After-Prom Party Planners
  • Ag Shop Sparkplugs
  • Ag Teacher's Pets
  • Air Horn Alternates
  • Airball Aviators
  • Aisle Five Spill Crew
  • Alfalfa Alliance
  • All Brakes, No Gas
  • All Ears
  • All for a Good Cause
  • All Our Eggs in One Basket
  • All-Conference Clingers
  • Alley-Oop Optimists
  • Along for the Ride
  • Alumni All-Hooves
  • Alumni Association of Aches
  • Amazing Graze
  • Ambassadors of Awkward
  • Amblers
  • Ambulance on Standby
  • Ancient and Honorable Order of the Halter
  • Any Minute Now
  • Apple a Day Offense
  • Apple Slice Assist
  • Arena Dirt Athletes
  • Arroyo Amigos
  • Art Room All-Stars
  • Ask Me Again Next Year
  • Asking Nicely Since Tip-Off
  • Assigned the Feisty One
  • Assist From the Animal
  • Assistant Coaches Assemble
  • Ate the Game Plan
  • Ate the Pom-Poms
  • Athletic Booster Shots
  • Athletic Director's Cut
  • Autopilot Disengaged

B: 76 names

  • Back Forty Flyers
  • Back in the Saddle Again
  • Back-to-Back Participants
  • Backboard Bangers
  • Backboard Burros
  • Backcourt Grazing Violation
  • Badge and Bridle Bunch
  • Bagel Brigade
  • Bake Sale Backers
  • Bale Out
  • Baler Twine Bandits
  • Balk and Roll
  • Ball Is Over There
  • Banana Peel Bandits
  • Band Room Brass
  • Bandana Brigade
  • Banner Raisers
  • Barber Shop Benchwarmers
  • Bargaining Stage
  • Barn Boot Brigade
  • Barnyard Barbershop Quartet
  • Barnyard Bruisers
  • Barons of the Baseline
  • Barrel Race Runners-Up
  • Baseline Beasts of Burden
  • Bass and Tenor Section
  • Bear Hug Backcourt
  • Beasts of Burden
  • Beet Pulp Fiction
  • Beginner's Luck Bunch
  • Bell Boot Ballers
  • Better in Theory
  • Big Ears
  • Blanket Statement
  • Bleacher Creatures
  • Blinders On
  • Blinkered Ballclub
  • Blooper Reel Stars

B, continued

  • Blue Blood Barnstormers
  • Blue Ribbon Blunders
  • Boomtown Bouncers
  • Booster Club Buckaroos
  • Booster Seat Riders
  • Boot Scootin' Backcourt
  • Both Arms Around the Neck
  • Bounce Pass Burden Bearers
  • Box Canyon Ballclub
  • Box Out Barnyard
  • Box Score Blanks
  • Bracket Busters
  • Bragging Rights Pending
  • Braided Tails
  • Bran Mash Bash
  • Brand Inspectors
  • Bray Area Ballers
  • Bray for Us
  • Brayking the Press
  • Brayve Hearts
  • Bribed With Apples
  • Brick Layers Union
  • Bridle Party
  • Bridle Path Ballers
  • Briefly Airborne
  • Bristle Manes
  • Broom and Dustpan Battalion
  • Bruised Egos
  • Brush and Go
  • Bullpen Barrel Men
  • Bunkhouse Boys and Girls
  • Bureau of Hay Management
  • Burro Ballers
  • Burro Buckets
  • Burro Bunch
  • Bus Barn Bombers
  • Bus Garage Bandits
  • Buzzer Beater Burros

C: 79 names

  • Cafetorium Champions
  • Can't Make Us Drink
  • Can't Teach an Old Jack New Tricks
  • Canal Boat Pullers
  • Cap and Gown Cowpokes
  • Carpool Cowpokes
  • Carrot and Stick Club
  • Carry the Load
  • Catapult Club
  • Caterwaul Collective
  • Cattle Guard Guards
  • Cattlemen's Cut-Ups
  • Caught on Camera
  • Center of Gravity Seekers
  • Chaff and Chuckles
  • Chamber of Commerce Cowhands
  • Champing at the Bit
  • Championship or Bust
  • Chancellors of Chafing
  • Chaps and Mishaps
  • Charity Stripe Chargers
  • Chase It on Foot
  • Chew on This
  • Chin Strap Champions
  • Choir Loft Chargers
  • Chore Time Champions
  • Chuck Wagon Chasers
  • Church League Late Arrivals
  • Chute Number Three
  • Cinch Up
  • Cinched It
  • Cinderella Stable
  • Circuit Riders
  • Citation Station
  • Claim Jumpers
  • Class of Way Back When
  • Class Reunion Roundup
  • Clean Nets Committee
  • Clean-Up on Court One

C, continued

  • Clingers
  • Clinging to the Mane
  • Clip Clop
  • Clip Clop Crew
  • Close Counts Here
  • Clover Kids Grown Up
  • Clover Patch Loafers
  • Co-op Cowpokes
  • Coach of the Year Candidates
  • Coaches' Corner Cavalry
  • Coaching Staff Stumbles
  • Coal Mine Ponies
  • Coast to Coast Stroll
  • Coaxers and Hopers
  • Cobblestone Climbers
  • Cocklebur Collectors
  • Coffee Shop Quorum
  • Comic Relief Corps
  • Commissioners of Chaos
  • Committee of Nope
  • Compost Committee
  • Concession Raiders
  • Concession Stand Cavalry
  • Confederation of Barn Sour Ballplayers
  • Contrary by Nature
  • Coop Flyers
  • Corn Crib Crashers
  • Corner Three Corral
  • Corral Chorale
  • County Fair Finalists
  • County Mounties
  • Covered Wagon Company
  • Cow Pasture Pool Sharks
  • Crossing Guard Cavalry
  • Crossover Critters
  • Cruise Control Stuck on Zero
  • Cry Over Spilled Oats
  • Curry Comb Crew
  • Custodial Commandos
  • Custodian of the Year Nominees

D: 49 names

  • Dads Who Said Yes
  • Dally and Dash
  • Dandelion Detour
  • Dangling Carrots
  • Dark Horses, Light Scoring
  • Dawdlers
  • Dead Stop Defense
  • Death Grip Dribblers
  • Decibel Level Nine
  • Defending Runners-Up
  • Defense by Default
  • Delay of Game Experts
  • Department of Slow Transportation
  • Deposit Slip Detail
  • Deputies on Donkeys
  • Desert Canaries
  • Detention Hall Desperados
  • Did Anybody Score
  • Did It for the Kids
  • Did Not Stick the Landing
  • Diner Regulars
  • Dinner Bell Ringers
  • Disinfectant Division
  • Dismount Dynasty

D, continued

  • Dispatch Desperados
  • Do It for the Scholarship
  • Donation Jar Jockeys
  • Donkey Dunkers
  • Donkey's Years
  • Double Dribble Donkeys
  • Double Team Double Trouble
  • Doughnut on the Board
  • Draft Lottery Winners
  • Dragged to the Basket
  • Drama Department Dismounts
  • Drew the Short Straw
  • Drew the Tall One
  • Drink Break Delegation
  • Drovers and Dreamers
  • Drowned Out the Announcer
  • Drumline Draggers
  • Dry Gulch Dribblers
  • Dug In at the Free Throw Line
  • Dukes of Dismount
  • Dung Ho
  • Dunkin' Donkeys
  • Dust Mop Dynasty
  • Dusty Trail Dozen
  • Dynasty in Waiting

E: 22 names

  • Earls of Oats
  • Earn Our Keep
  • Earplugs Recommended
  • Easy Does It
  • Eat Like a Horse, Shoot Like a Mule
  • Eating the Decorations
  • Echo in the Rafters
  • Eight Second Hopefuls
  • Ejector Seat Elite
  • Electric Co-op Chargers
  • Elementary Staff Stumblers
  • Elite Eight Hooves
  • Emergency Brake Engaged
  • Emergency Scoop Unit
  • Emperors of the Empty Saddle
  • End of Our Rope
  • End of the Trail Outfit
  • Engine Company Equestrians
  • Epsom Salt All-Stars
  • ER Night Shift Scramblers
  • Expansion Team
  • Extension Office Experts

F: 50 names

  • Face-Plant Faculty
  • Faculty Follies
  • Faculty Fumblers
  • Farm Bureau Buckaroos
  • Farm Team Call-Ups
  • Farrier's Favorites
  • Fast Break Fillies
  • Federation of Reluctant Steeds
  • Feed Bucket Fanatics
  • Feed Sack Racers
  • Feed Store Favorites
  • Feeding Time Front-Runners
  • Feedlot Flyers
  • Fell Off Twice
  • Fence Post Five
  • Fence Sitters
  • Fertilizer Futures
  • FFA Blue Jackets
  • FFA Feed Sackers
  • Field Goal Percentage Unknown
  • Field House Follies
  • Field Trip Financiers
  • Fifty-Fifty Raffle Rustlers
  • Final Four Legs
  • Final Score Four to Two

F, continued

  • Finger Roll Ropers
  • Firmly Planted Five
  • First Round Draft Animals
  • First to Ten Wins
  • Flagrant Nuzzling
  • Flailers
  • Floor Burn Brigade
  • Floor Protection Program
  • Fly Mask Fanatics
  • Fly Swatters
  • Food Motivated Offense
  • Forty and Over Fumblers
  • Four on the Floor
  • Four Quarters of Confusion
  • Four-H Leaders League
  • Four-Legged Fast Break
  • Free Rein
  • Free Throw Foals
  • Freight Haulers
  • Freshman Fumble
  • Friday Night Hardwood
  • Front Office Phenoms
  • Front Page of the Weekly
  • Full Court Burros
  • Furrow Followers

G: 43 names

  • Gate Crashers
  • Get Back On First
  • Ghost Town Greats
  • Giddy-Up Mob
  • Giddyup
  • Giddyup Deniers
  • Gift Horse Inspectors
  • Give and Go Grazers
  • Go Means Maybe
  • Going, Going, Gone Off the Side
  • Gold Rush Grays
  • Goose Egg Gang
  • Gooseneck Gang
  • Got the Sleepy One
  • Graceful Exits
  • Graduating Gallopers
  • Grain Bin Rattlers
  • Grain Elevator Gang
  • Grand Champion Goofballs
  • Grand Old Gymkhana
  • Grandpas on the Go

G, continued

  • Grange Hall Greats
  • Granny Knot Gang
  • Grasping at Straws
  • Grass Is Greener at Midcourt
  • Gravity Always Wins
  • Gray Coats
  • Graze Anatomy
  • Graze Under Pressure
  • Greased Pig Graduates
  • Greater Tri-County Equine Athletic Association
  • Greener Pastures
  • Greenhand Gallopers
  • Gridlock in the Lane
  • Grip Tight
  • Grist Mill Grinders
  • Ground Level Enthusiasts
  • Grubstake Gang
  • Gym Class Flashbacks
  • Gym Echo Ensemble
  • Gym Floor Guardians
  • Gymnasium Cavalry Regiment
  • Gymnasium Gladiators

H: 68 names

  • Half Court Hinnies
  • Half Pints
  • Half-Time Housekeeping
  • Halftime Show Stealers
  • Halfway to the Parking Lot
  • Hall Monitors on Mounts
  • Hall of Fame Hopefuls
  • Halter Skelter
  • Halter Tops
  • Hang On, Harold
  • Hard No Hoofers
  • Hardware Store Hammers
  • Hardwood Classic Champions
  • Hardwood Huggers
  • Harmony Optional
  • Harness Racers, Sort Of
  • Hay Burners
  • Hay Fever
  • Hay Net Results
  • Hayloft Hotshots
  • Hazmat Half-Timers
  • He Drives, I Wave
  • He Stopped, So We Stopped
  • He Who Haws Last
  • Head for the Hills
  • Headed for the Door
  • Heading and Heeling Hopefuls
  • Heard Us Coming
  • Heavy Duty Haulers
  • Heavy Lifters
  • Heavyweights of the Hardwood
  • Hee-Haw Heroes
  • Hee-Haw Hoopers
  • Hee-Haws

H, continued

  • Heels Dug In
  • Held On for Dear Life
  • Helmet Hair Heroes
  • Helmets On, Dignity Off
  • Henhouse Hecklers
  • Here for the Snacks
  • High Desert Hustlers
  • High Horse Dismounted
  • Highlight Reel Rejects
  • Hip Hip Hee-Haw
  • Hired Hands
  • Hit the Hay Early
  • Hitched and Ditched
  • Hobble and Wobble
  • Hog Wild Hustle
  • Hold Your Horses, Wrong Animal
  • Home Ec Heroes
  • Home of the Bray
  • Homecoming Has-Beens
  • Hometown Heroes on Hooves
  • Honey Wagon Heroes
  • Honk Honk
  • Honk If You Hoop
  • Honor Society Hopefuls
  • Hoof and Hoop Society
  • Hoof Pick Heroes
  • Hoofbeat Hoopsters
  • Hook and Ladder Longears
  • Hook Shot Hooves
  • Horizontal Hoopsters
  • Hose Draggers on Hooves
  • Huddle on Hooves
  • Hullabaloo Crew
  • Human Lawn Darts

I: 7 names

  • Ice Pack Tomorrow
  • Illegal Use of Carrots
  • Immovable Objects
  • In It for the Popcorn
  • Indoor Voices Not Found
  • Institute for Advanced Stalling
  • It Seemed Fun in September

J: 14 names

  • Jack and Jenny Jump Shots
  • Jack of All Trades
  • Jack Pack
  • Jacks
  • Jackstock Jump Ball
  • Jailhouse Jockeys
  • Janitor's Revenge
  • Jennies
  • Jenny Jumpers
  • Jerk Line Jockeys
  • Jump Ball Jennets
  • Jump Ball, Nobody Jumped
  • Junior Class Jesters
  • Junior Varsity Jostlers

K: 4 names

  • Key Club Clingers
  • Kick Up Our Heels
  • Knights of the Round Pen
  • Koala Hold Crew

L: 46 names

  • Landing Gear Not Included
  • Lane Violation Lollygag
  • Large Animal Practice Squad
  • Lariat Loopers
  • Lasso Legends
  • Last Hee-Haw
  • Last Hurrah Seniors
  • Last Straw
  • Lasted Longer Than Expected
  • Laughing Stock Exchange
  • Layup Line Latecomers
  • Lead Rope Required
  • Lead Us to Water
  • League of Extraordinary Longears
  • Leaning Tower of Teachers
  • Leave No Trace League
  • Left at the Starting Line
  • Leg Up
  • Lend Us Your Ears
  • Letter Jacket Leftovers
  • Library Fund Longshots
  • Linemen on Loaners
  • Liniment Legion

L, continued

  • Loan Officers on Loan
  • Lollygaggers
  • Long Ear Legends
  • Long Ears Layups
  • Long Faces
  • Long in the Tooth
  • Looked Good on Paper
  • Loose Ball, Loose Animal
  • Loose Cinch Collective
  • Loose Rein Offense
  • Lords of the Lead Rope
  • Lost but Laughing
  • Lost the Coin Toss
  • Loud and Proud of It
  • Louder Than the Buzzer
  • Low Expectations, Met
  • Low Riders
  • Low Scoring Legends
  • Luck of the Draw
  • Lunch Is That Way
  • Lunch Lady Legends
  • Lung Capacity Champs
  • Luxury Box Lunch Bunch

M: 52 names

  • Mail Route Mounts
  • Main Street Merchants
  • Make Hay While It Shines
  • Man-to-Mount Defense
  • Mane and Tail Detail
  • Mane Event Survivors
  • Manure Movers Local One
  • March Sadness
  • Market Day Cart Pullers
  • Mascot Suit Survivors
  • Mathlete Miscalculations
  • Mayor's Mounted Unit
  • Meadow Muffin Men
  • Mesa Mounties
  • Mess Hall of Fame
  • Mic Check Mounties
  • Middle School Mayhem
  • Mighty Minis
  • Mill Wheel Walkers
  • Mind of Its Own
  • Mind the Meadow Muffins
  • Mine Only Goes Left
  • Mineral Lick Mavericks
  • Mineshaft Marauders
  • Mini Mounts
  • Ministry of Mild Peril

M, continued

  • Minivan Mustangs
  • Missed It by a Mile
  • Molasses in the Paint
  • Momentum Optional
  • Mop Bucket Militia
  • Moral Victory Club
  • Morning Alarm Athletics
  • Morning Run Mavericks
  • Morning Show Mounties
  • Most Valuable Passengers
  • Mother Lode Carriers
  • Mount-to-Mount Coverage
  • Mountain Pass Masters
  • Mounted and Doubtful
  • Mounted Elite
  • Muckrakers United
  • Mule Barn Regulars
  • Mule Skinner Swishers
  • Mule Train Dribblers
  • Multipurpose Room Marvels
  • Munch Bunch
  • Must Be Mounted to Shoot
  • Mutton Bustin' Alumni
  • Muzzle Nuzzlers
  • My Donkey Has Other Plans
  • My Principal Made Me

N: 31 names

  • Naysayers Anonymous
  • Needle in a Haystack
  • Negotiating With My Ride
  • Neigh Sayers
  • Neighbors Versus Neighbors
  • Net Remains Untouched
  • Never Living This Down
  • New Scoreboard Committee
  • Newspaper Staff Stringers
  • Nibble and Bits
  • Nibbled the Net
  • Nicker Bockers
  • Night Custodian Knights
  • No Dribbling Necessary
  • No Forward Progress
  • No Stirrups, No Problem
  • Noise Complaint
  • Nope on a Rope
  • Nope Squad
  • Nose Bag Nation
  • Nose Nudgers
  • Not It on Clean-Up
  • Not Moving, Not Sorry
  • Not Today
  • Nothing but Nettles
  • Nowhere Near the Net
  • Nudge Patrol
  • Number One Seed Oats
  • Number Two Seed
  • Nurse's Office Regulars
  • Nurses Station Stampede

O: 21 names

  • Oat Boys
  • Oats in Our Pockets
  • Off-Key Offense
  • Offensive Grazing
  • Old Grads Gallop
  • Old Timer and His Ride
  • Old Timers Game
  • On Our Last Legs
  • One Hand on the Rope
  • One-Animal Pep Band
  • One-Trick Ponies
  • Onomatopoeia Society
  • Oof Troop
  • Open a Window
  • Operator Fell Asleep
  • Ore Cart Pullers
  • Out of Bounds and Staying There
  • Over the Handlebars
  • Overtime at Nil-Nil
  • Overtime Pay Pending
  • Own Basket Opportunists

P: 60 names

  • Pack It In
  • Packed Gym Performers
  • Paddock Pals
  • Paid in Carrots
  • Pannier Pals
  • Panning for Points
  • Paramedics on Ponies
  • Parent Pickup Line
  • Parked at Half Court
  • Parking Brake Posse
  • Participation Ribbon Recipients
  • Pass It Before He Turns
  • Pass the Hat Trick
  • Passenger Seat Drivers
  • Pastor's Posse
  • Pasture Prime
  • Peaked in Warm-Ups
  • Pep Rally Leftovers
  • Peppermint Persuaders
  • Perennial Powerhouse, Probably
  • Persuasion Pending
  • Pick and Pan Outfit
  • Pick and Roll Ponies
  • Pickup Men
  • Pig Pen Pivoters
  • Pigheaded Pack
  • Pile Drivers
  • Pin the Tail
  • Pint-Size Posse
  • Pitchfork Platoon

P, continued

  • Planted Hooves
  • Playground Fund Players
  • Please Proceed, Sir
  • Plodders
  • Plop Cops
  • Pocket Full of Pellets
  • Pole Bending Benchwarmers
  • Pooper Scooper Patrol
  • Popcorn Machine Operators
  • Popcorn Thieves
  • Possession Arrow Points Nowhere
  • Post Office Pack Train
  • Post Up Pasture
  • Potluck Posse
  • Power Steering Not Included
  • Practice Was Not Offered
  • Press Break by Accident
  • Pretty Please With Oats
  • Pride of the County Line
  • Principal's Posse
  • Program Eaters
  • Project Graduation Gallopers
  • Prospector's Partners
  • PTA Pony Express
  • PTO Plodders
  • Pull Our Weight
  • Pulling, Not Riding
  • Pumper Truck Ponies
  • Pumpkin Patch Plodders
  • Put Out to Pasture

Q: 2 names

  • Quick Release Knots
  • Quiz Bowl Wranglers

R: 53 names

  • Racket Makers
  • Radar Gun Rustlers
  • Radio Station Ramblers
  • Raffle Ticket Holders
  • Rafter Rattlers
  • Ranch Hands Down
  • Rapid Response Rakers
  • Read the Fine Print Later
  • Read the Rules Once
  • Ready to Trot
  • Rebound Riders
  • Rec League Retirees
  • Recalculating Route
  • Recess Duty Roughriders
  • Referee's Discretion
  • Refusal to Advance
  • Regents of the Rubber Shoe
  • Rein It In
  • Reins of Terror
  • Reins Supreme
  • Rematch Next Year
  • Remount and Repeat
  • Remount Before You Shoot
  • Retired Teachers Rodeo
  • Reverse Was Not Requested
  • Ribbon in the Mane

R, continued

  • Ride Share Rivals
  • Rim Rattling Jennies
  • Rim Was Involved
  • Ring Ceremony Committee
  • Ringers From the Sale Barn
  • Road Apple Rangers
  • Road Crew Roughnecks
  • Roadblock Rangers
  • Rocky Mountain Canaries
  • Rodeo Clown College
  • Rodeo Rejects
  • Rolled Off the Rump
  • Rookie Mistakes
  • Rooster Boosters
  • Rooted to the Hardwood
  • Rope Burn Regulars
  • Rough Stock Rookies
  • Round Bale Rollers
  • Round Pen Rounders
  • Route Nine Roughriders
  • Royal Order of the Longears
  • Rubber Boots on Hardwood
  • Rubber Glove Regulars
  • Rubber Shoe Review
  • Ruckus Raisers
  • Rule Book Skimmers
  • Rural Route Carriers

S: 126 names

  • Saddle Sliders
  • Saddle Sores
  • Saddle Up and Pray
  • Saddled With Expectations
  • Sagebrush Shooters
  • Salary Cap Casualties
  • Sale Day Bidders
  • Salt Block Blockers
  • Salt Lick City
  • Saving Graze
  • Sawdust Sprinklers
  • Scenic Route to the Basket
  • Scented Candle Coalition
  • Scholarship Fund Fumblers
  • School Board Buckaroos
  • Scoop There It Is
  • Scoop Troop
  • Scoreboard Is Lonely
  • Scored for the Other Team
  • Scratch Grain Scratchers
  • Screech and Reach
  • Screen Setters in Stirrups
  • Seat Belt Not Provided
  • Second Breakfast Club
  • Second Half Scoopers
  • Selection Sunday Drivers
  • Senior Class Stampede
  • Senior Trip or Bust
  • Senioritis Sufferers
  • Serenade Brigade
  • Sheriff's Office Posse

S, continued

  • Shoot Before He Sits
  • Shoot From the Seat
  • Shop Class Sawhorses
  • Short End of the Stick
  • Short Manes
  • Short Stack
  • Short Straw Steeds
  • Shot Clock Stallers
  • Shot Went Somewhere
  • Shovel Ready
  • Shovel Unit
  • Show Ring Ringers
  • Showed Up Unprepared
  • Shufflers
  • Shutout Watch
  • Sierra Sure-Foots
  • Signed the Waiver
  • Signed Up at Staff Meeting
  • Silent Auction Shouters
  • Silo Sharpshooters
  • Silver Strike Shooters
  • Sing-Along Starters
  • Single Digit Sensations
  • Siren Squad
  • Sitting Is a Turnover
  • Six Points Is a Blowout
  • Sixth Man Mules
  • Slam Donk
  • Slid Off the Back End
  • Slide Troop
  • Sliding Into Second Half
  • Slip Knot Society

S, continued

  • Slippery When Seated
  • Slow and Steady Loses the Race
  • Slow Break Specialists
  • Slowpokes
  • Smile for the Yearbook
  • Snack Break Starters
  • Snack Pocket Smugglers
  • Sneakers for the Steeds
  • Snort Report
  • Soft Landing Society
  • Soft Noses
  • Sold Out the Old Gym
  • Somebody Get the Shovel
  • Sophomore Slump
  • Sore by Sunday
  • Sorghum Press Circle Walkers
  • Sounds Like Trouble
  • Sourdough Starters
  • Spilled Popcorn Scouts
  • Spirit Wear Wranglers
  • Spirit Week Stragglers
  • Splat Pack
  • Spotless Record Seekers
  • Spurs Not Allowed
  • Square Bale Squares
  • Squeegee Squadron
  • Staff Infection
  • Stall Muckers Anonymous
  • Standing Bray-vo
  • Standing Room Only
  • Standing Room Stompers

S, continued

  • Stat Sheet Stuffers, Not Really
  • Station One Stumblers
  • Stationary Front
  • Statues With Tails
  • Steered by Committee
  • Still Waiting at Tip-Off
  • Stirrup Trouble
  • Stirrups Optional
  • Stock Trailer Stars
  • Stop Arm Stallions
  • Straight From the Stable
  • Straw Bosses
  • Straw Hat Starters
  • Strong Opinions, Slow Feet
  • Stubborn as They Come
  • Stubborn Shooters
  • Stuck in Neutral
  • Student Council Cavalry
  • Substitution, Please
  • Sugar Cube Sweet Talkers
  • Sultans of Stall
  • Sunday School Stampede
  • Superintendent's Selects
  • Supply Train
  • Sure Feet
  • Swap Rides at Halftime
  • Sweepers and Weepers
  • Sweet Feed Sweethearts
  • Sweet Sixteen Hands
  • Swish and Whinny
  • Swishy Tails
  • Switchback Specialists

T: 93 names

  • Tack Room Tacticians
  • Tail End Charlies
  • Tailbone Testers
  • Take the Reins
  • Taking It Under Advisement
  • Talk of the Town Tomorrow
  • Talk the Hind Legs Off
  • Tasted the Scorebook
  • Teachers' Lounge Lizards
  • Team Pause Button
  • Team Whoa
  • Technical Foals
  • Technical for Napping
  • Tenured and Terrified
  • The Aftermath
  • The Balkers
  • The Barnstormers
  • The Bellowers
  • The Chiropractor's Dream
  • The Dallies
  • The Foghorns
  • The Great Standstill
  • The Hollerin' Five
  • The Honkers
  • The Long Pause
  • The Loudmouths
  • The Off-Balance Sheet
  • The Ref Is Laughing Too
  • The Reluctant Offense
  • The Sanitation Station
  • The Sideways Riders

T, continued

  • The Sit-Down Strike
  • The Snorters
  • The Spreaders
  • The Squeak and Squawk
  • The Squeaky Wheels
  • The Standoff at Midcourt
  • The Substitutes
  • The Tumbleweeds
  • The Unpersuadables
  • Thirsty Work
  • Thirty-Year Reunion Roughnecks
  • Thistle Do Nicely
  • Thistle Whistlers
  • Three-Peat Dreamers
  • Three-Point Trotters
  • Thud Squad
  • Ticket Booth Titans
  • Till the Cows Come Home
  • Timber!
  • Timeout for Clean-Up
  • Timeout to Regroup
  • Tin Cup Camp
  • Tiny Trotters
  • Tip-Off Took a While
  • Title Contenders, Allegedly
  • Told Everyone We'd Win
  • Too Many Legs on the Floor
  • Top Seed Spreaders
  • Tortoise Division
  • Toward the Concession Stand
  • Town Council Trotters

T, continued

  • Towpath Trudgers
  • Trace Chain Gang
  • Tractor Pull Dropouts
  • Trade Deadline Acquisitions
  • Trade You Rides
  • Traffic Jam in the Key
  • Trail Boss and the Slowpokes
  • Trailer Loading Lessons
  • Trash Can Titans
  • Traveling Is Encouraged
  • Traveling Violation Exempt
  • Treat Motivated
  • Trim Day Truants
  • Triple Double Trotters
  • Trophy Case Dusters
  • Trot Squad
  • Trotters
  • Trough Guys
  • Trough Luck
  • Tuck and Roll Models
  • Tug of War League
  • Tumbleweed Junction
  • Turn Signal Broken
  • Turnip Trotters
  • Turtle Pace Transition
  • Twenty Head Hitch
  • Twenty Legs on Offense
  • Twenty-Four Carrot Gold
  • Twine and Dine
  • Two Baskets and a Prayer
  • Two-Note Choir

U: 5 names

  • Undisputed Kings of Thursday Night
  • Unplanned Dismounts
  • Unscheduled Rest Stop
  • Unsportsmanlike Nibbling
  • Up, Over and Down Again

V: 12 names

  • Varsity Barnyard
  • Varsity Lettermen Let Down
  • Varsity Veterans
  • Velvet Noses
  • Vet Clinic Volunteers
  • Viral Video Waiting
  • Visiting the Front Row
  • Voice of the Valley
  • Volume Eleven
  • Volunteer Fire Fumblers
  • Volunteered by Someone Else
  • Voluntold

W: 37 names

  • Wages in Watermelon Rind
  • Wagon Tongue Waggers
  • Wagon Train Stragglers
  • Wait Until Next Spring
  • Wake the Neighbors
  • Walk Him to the Ball
  • Walking Funny Monday
  • Wandered Into the Bleachers
  • Warm-Up Wonders
  • Watch Your Step
  • Water Bucket Brigade
  • Water Department Drips
  • Water Hole Regulars
  • We Almost Scored
  • We Move When He Moves
  • Wee Beasties
  • Weekend Warriors on Withers
  • Welded to Center Court
  • Wet Behind the Long Ears
  • Wet Floor Signs
  • Wheelbarrow Warriors
  • White Knuckle Wranglers
  • Whoa Means Whoa
  • Whoa Nellie
  • Whoever Smelt It
  • Whoops-a-Daisy Dozen
  • Whose Idea Was This
  • Wide Right Riders
  • Wild Rag Wranglers
  • Will Work for Carrots
  • Wobble and Recover
  • Wobblers
  • Won't Budge Ballers
  • Won't Load, Won't Unload
  • Work Like a Mule
  • World Champions of This Gym
  • Wrong Basket, Right Attitude

Y: 8 names

  • Yard Sale at Midcourt
  • Yearbook Photo Finish
  • Yearbook Staff Stampede
  • Yeehaw
  • Yellow Bus Yeehaws
  • Yodel Squad
  • Young Farmers Coalition of Chaos
  • Youth Group Gallopers

Z: 3 names

  • Zero for the First Half
  • Zero Miles Per Hour
  • Zero Practices, Zero Problems