Chainsaw Name Generator

Funny nicknames for gas, battery and carving saws

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Funny chainsaw names for every kind of saw: puns like I Came I Saw, Chain Reaction and Bar Fight, wood-chewing beasts like Bark Biter and Beaver Fever, logging terms like Feller and Bucker, old-timer names like Two-Stroke Sue, and battery saw names like Quiet Riot and Watt Now.

About chainsaw names

A chainsaw gets a name the way a truck or a mower does: it has a voice, a temper on cold mornings and a job nothing else in the shed can do. This list holds 1,000 nicknames for it, most of them meant to raise a smile.

The biggest groups are puns on the four words the tool hands you: saw (I Came I Saw, Saw It Coming), chain (Chain Reaction, Off the Chain), bar (Bar Fight, Raise the Bar) and cut (Final Cut, Sir Cuts-a-Lot). Around them sit tree puns by species, from Pine Slayer to Cedar Later, and beasts that chew wood, such as Bark Biter, Beaver Fever and Termite. Logging vocabulary is used the way the trade uses it: Feller, Bucker, Kerf, Cant Hook, Whistle Punk and Full Chisel all mean something in the woods.

The rest follows the saw you own. Small limbing saws get Mini Bite and Branch Manager, long bars get Big Bar Bob, and battery saws get Quiet Riot and Watt Now. There are old-timer names (Bertha, Two-Stroke Sue), pull-cord jokes (Fifth Pull Phil, Flooded Again), carving and firewood names (The Sculptor, Cord Counter), and a small share with a zombie-movie or video game wink, such as Last Resort and Final Boss.

How to choose chainsaw names

  • Match the name to the saw. A top-handle or small limbing saw suits Mini Bite or Lil' Ripper, a long-bar felling saw suits Big Bar Bob or Big Timber, and a battery saw suits Quiet Riot or Indoor Voice.
  • Let the saw's habits choose. One that needs coaxing has earned Fifth Pull Phil or Flooded Again, and one that fogs the yard is Blue Smoke or Chain Smoker.
  • Keep it short if you plan to write it on the case, the bar cover or the fuel can. Kerf, Bucker, Termite and Chomper fit on a strip of tape.
  • Say it the way you will use it: 'Hand me Bertha' or 'Kerfuffle needs sharpening.' The names that last are the ones the whole crew enjoys saying.
  • For a saw you inherited, let its history do the naming. Grandpa's Saw, The Heirloom and Barn Find tell the story in a couple of words.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny chainsaw names?

The classics are puns on saw, chain, bar and cut: I Came I Saw, Chain Reaction, Bar Fight, Sir Cuts-a-Lot and Buzz Kill. For something less common, try Kerf Your Enthusiasm, Hemlock Holmes, Cord of the Rings or Whittle While You Work. All of these are in the list of 1,000.

What should I name a battery or electric chainsaw?

Battery and corded saws get jokes about volts and silence: Quiet Riot, Watt Now, Ohm Sweet Ohm, Cordless Gordon and Library Voice. No Gas No Glory and Unplugged suit a saw that replaced a gas one.

Are the logging terms in the list real?

Yes. Feller, Bucker, Choker Setter, Whistle Punk, Cant Hook, Humboldt and Back Cut are words from felling and logging work, used here as nicknames. Widowmaker Watcher nods to the trade's word for a broken limb hanging overhead.

Are there names for a carving saw or a firewood saw?

Yes. Carvers can pick from The Sculptor, Bear Maker, Dime Tip and Whittle by Whittle. Firewood cutters have Cord Counter, Stack Attack, Stove Stuffer and Heats You Twice, along with other names about cords, ricks and the woodpile.

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All 1,000 chainsaw names

This is the complete list the generator above draws its random batches from, sorted A to Z and grouped by first letter.

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A: 31 names

  • A Cut Above
  • A Song of Ice and Firewood
  • A Whittle Help
  • Abstract Period
  • Across the Board
  • Admiral Bark
  • After the Storm
  • Against the Grain
  • Air Filter Phil
  • Alder Statesman
  • All Bark All Bite
  • All Business
  • All Spruced Up
  • American Idle
  • Amp Champ
  • Amp It Up
  • Amped
  • Amplifier
  • And Saw It Begins
  • Angry Beaver
  • Apocalypse Ready
  • Art Department
  • Art Major
  • Artist in Residence
  • Ash and You Shall Receive
  • Ash Grove
  • Ash Me Anything
  • Aspen Ripper
  • At the H-elm
  • Aunt Chippy
  • Auntie Splinter

B: 104 names

  • B-Movie Star
  • Babe in the Woods
  • Back Cut
  • Back Cut Bonnie
  • Back Forty
  • Ball and Chain
  • Balsa Nova
  • Banana Split
  • Bang for the Buck
  • Bar and Grill
  • Bar Brawler
  • Bar Exam
  • Bar Fight
  • Bar Hopper
  • Bar Humbug
  • Bar Keep
  • Bar None
  • Bar Oil Baron
  • Bar Oil Betty
  • Bar Raiser
  • Bar Stool
  • Bar Tab
  • Barbarian
  • Barber Chair
  • Baritone
  • Bark at the Moon
  • Bark Beetle
  • Bark Biter
  • Bark Knight
  • Bark Ranger
  • Bark Shark
  • Bark Side of the Moon
  • Bark Vader
  • Barking Mad
  • Barking Up the Right Tree
  • Barn Find
  • Barnstormer
  • Baron von Buzz
  • Barrister
  • Bartender
  • Batteries Not Included
  • Bear Maker
  • Beaver Believer
  • Beaver Cleaver
  • Beaver Fever
  • Beaver Tail
  • Beech Bum
  • Beech Day
  • Bench Builder
  • Bertha
  • Big Bar Bob
  • Big Bertha

B, continued

  • Big Chew
  • Big Iron
  • Big Rig
  • Big Talker
  • Big Timber
  • Birch Bark Clark
  • Birch Perfect
  • Bite the Dust
  • Block Party
  • Blocked Out
  • Blowdown
  • Blue Chip
  • Blue Collar
  • Blue Smoke
  • Board Foot
  • Board Game
  • Board Meeting
  • Bore Cut
  • Boss Fight
  • Braaap
  • Branch Manager
  • Branch Office
  • Branch Out
  • Break Glass in Case of Emergency
  • Brush Baby
  • Brush Off
  • Brush Pile Builder
  • Brush With Fame
  • Brushless Bob
  • BTU
  • Buck Rogers
  • Buck Stops Here
  • Buck Wild
  • Bucker
  • Bucking Billie
  • Bucking Bronco
  • Bucksaw Betty's Grandson
  • Bucktooth
  • Bug-Out Buddy
  • Bull Buck
  • Bumper Spike
  • Burl Power
  • Burl Scout
  • Burn Notice
  • Business End
  • Busy Beaver
  • Buzz Cut
  • Buzz Kill
  • Buzz Off
  • Buzz Worthy
  • Buzzard
  • Buzzy

C: 110 names

  • Cabin Fever
  • Cabin in the Woods
  • Cabin Keeper
  • Camp Cook's Helper
  • Candy Bar
  • Canopy Critic
  • Cant Hook
  • Cant Stop
  • Cant Touch This
  • Captain Sawdust
  • Captain's Log
  • Carpenter Ant
  • Carving Bar Carl
  • Cash In My Chips
  • Cedar Believer
  • Cedar Later
  • Cedar Seeder
  • Chain Brain
  • Chain Brake Jake
  • Chain Catcher
  • Chain Changer
  • Chain Chomper
  • Chain Drive
  • Chain Gain
  • Chain Letter
  • Chain Lightning
  • Chain Link
  • Chain Mail
  • Chain of Command
  • Chain of Custody
  • Chain of Events
  • Chain of Fools
  • Chain of Thought
  • Chain Reaction
  • Chain Smoker
  • Chainiac
  • Chainless Wonder
  • Chairman of the Board Feet
  • Chaps
  • Charge It
  • Chaser
  • Chew Chew Train
  • Chew Toy
  • Chewie
  • Chief Limb Officer
  • Chip Dip
  • Chip In
  • Chip Off the Old Block
  • Chip on My Shoulder
  • Chip Shot
  • Chipmunk
  • Chipper
  • Chipper Dan
  • Chips McGee
  • Chisel Whistle

C, continued

  • Choke Artist
  • Choker Setter
  • Chomper
  • Chompy
  • Circuit Breaker
  • Clean Cut
  • Close Shave
  • Clutch Performer
  • Clutch Player
  • Cold Deck
  • Cold Start
  • Colonel Chips
  • Confetti Cannon
  • Cookie Cutter
  • Cookie Maker
  • Cord Counter
  • Cord Cutter
  • Cord of the Flies
  • Cord of the Rings
  • Cordless Gordon
  • Corduroy Road
  • Cordwood Connie
  • Corn Maze Closer
  • Cottonwood Candy
  • Count Chipula
  • County Fair Champion
  • Cousin Kerf
  • Cousin Kindling
  • Crew Chief
  • Crew Cut
  • Crosscut
  • Crow Bar
  • Cruncher
  • Cull
  • Curly Shavings
  • Current Affair
  • Current Events
  • Cut and Dried
  • Cut Both Ways
  • Cut Corners
  • Cut It Out
  • Cut Loose
  • Cut Me Some Slack
  • Cut Rate
  • Cut the Cord
  • Cut the Mustard
  • Cut to the Chase
  • Cut to the Quick
  • Cut-Up
  • Cutlass
  • Cutting Board
  • Cutting Edge
  • Cutting Remark
  • Cutting Room Floor
  • Cypress Knees

D: 35 names

  • Dad's Pride
  • Daisy Chain
  • Dam Builder
  • Dame Timberly
  • Day Shift
  • Daylight Maker
  • Dead Wood
  • Deadfall
  • Deepest Cut
  • Deer Camp
  • Depth Gauge
  • Derecho Veteran
  • Detail Oriented
  • Dime Tip
  • Dino Saw
  • Direct Current
  • Director's Cut
  • Dirty Work
  • Doctor Dust
  • Dog Teeth
  • Don't Go in the Basement
  • Double Shift
  • Driftwood
  • Drive Link Dave
  • Drive-In Double Feature
  • Driveway Clearer
  • Dry Humor
  • Duke of Cordwood
  • Dull as Dishwater
  • Dull Doug
  • Dull Moment
  • Dull Roar
  • Dust Devil
  • Dust in the Wind
  • Dust Storm

E: 12 names

  • Earl of Elm
  • Earplug Sales Rep
  • Elbow Grease
  • Electric Avenue
  • Electric Boogaloo
  • Electric Slide
  • Elm Fudd
  • Embark
  • Estate Sale Earl
  • Extension Cord
  • Extra Life
  • Eye Saw

F: 54 names

  • Face Cord
  • Face Cut
  • Fast Idle
  • Fell Asleep
  • Fell for It
  • Fell Hard
  • Fell in Love
  • Feller
  • Feller Good
  • Felling Wedge
  • Fellowship of the Ring Count
  • Fence Line Friend
  • Fifth Pull Phil
  • Fifty to One
  • File Clerk
  • File Not Found
  • File Under Sharp
  • Filter Feeder
  • Final Boss
  • Final Cut
  • Final Reel
  • Fine Detail
  • Fine Grind
  • Fine-Tooth Comb
  • Fir Better or Worse
  • Fir Crying Out Loud
  • Fir Elise
  • Fir Real
  • Fir Sure
  • Fir Trader
  • Fireside Chat
  • Firewood Factory
  • Firewood Fran
  • First Cut
  • First Draft
  • Fish and Chips
  • Flood Warning
  • Flooded Again
  • Flying Sawcer
  • Fog Machine's Friend
  • Food Chain
  • Forget Me Knot
  • Forrest Stumper
  • Forty to One
  • Freehand
  • Full Chisel
  • Full Chisel Phyllis
  • Full Choke
  • Full Comp
  • Full Cord
  • Full Skip
  • Full Throttle
  • Fully Charged
  • Fume Free Phoebe

G: 24 names

  • Gallery Opening
  • Game of Cones
  • Game Over
  • Garage Royalty
  • Garage Sale Gail
  • Gasless Wonder
  • General Lumber
  • Get It Bucked
  • Gnaw Problem
  • Gnaw-It-All
  • Gnawbody's Business
  • Gnawty
  • Gnome Wrecker
  • Go With the Grain
  • Good Chap
  • Goodbye Mr. Chips
  • Grain of Truth
  • Grampy
  • Granddad's Bucker
  • Grandpa's Saw
  • Granny Gnaw
  • Groovy
  • Growth Ring
  • Gum Tree Glee

H: 42 names

  • Hail to the King
  • Half Choke
  • Half Rick
  • Hand-Me-Down
  • Handle Bar
  • Hang-Up
  • Hard Hat
  • Hard Starter
  • Haunt Season
  • Haunted Hayride
  • Hazel
  • Hearth Throb
  • Heartwood
  • Heats You Twice
  • Heavy Hitter
  • Heavy Lifter
  • Hedge Fund
  • Hemlock Holmes
  • Hey Yew
  • Hickory Dickory Chop
  • Hickory Smoked
  • Hickory Stick
  • High Climber
  • High Tension
  • High Voltage
  • Hinge Keeper
  • Hinge Wood
  • HOA Approved
  • Holding Wood
  • Holly Wood
  • Hollywood Ending
  • Holy Smoke
  • Homesteader
  • Hone Alone
  • Hone Ranger
  • Honest Day's Work
  • Hooktender
  • How Much Wood
  • Hum Dinger
  • Humboldt
  • Hurricane Helper
  • Hush Puppy

I: 16 names

  • I Came I Saw
  • Ice Sculptor
  • Ice Storm Survivor
  • Idle Gossip
  • Idle Hands
  • Idle Ida
  • Idle Threat
  • In Case of Zombies
  • In Charge
  • In the Loop
  • Indoor Voice
  • Into the Woods
  • Ion Maiden
  • Ion the Prize
  • Iron Beaver
  • Iron Lunch Pail

J: 8 names

  • Jam Session
  • Jaws of Logs
  • Job Site Jake
  • Jolly Good Feller
  • Judge Stump
  • Jump Cut
  • Jump Scare
  • Just Saw

K: 24 names

  • Kerf
  • Kerf Appeal
  • Kerf Kelly
  • Kerf Your Enthusiasm
  • Kerfew
  • Kerfuffle
  • Kickback Kid
  • Kilowatt Kid
  • Kindling by Friday
  • Kindling Crew
  • Kindling Kate
  • Kindling Kid
  • Kindling Machine
  • Kindling Spirit
  • King of the Back Forty
  • Knock on Wood
  • Knot Again
  • Knot Bad
  • Knot Guilty
  • Knot My Problem
  • Knot So Fast
  • Knot Today
  • Knothead
  • Knotty Pine

L: 54 names

  • Lady Lumber
  • Land Piranha
  • Landing Man
  • Larch Madness
  • Last Resort
  • Leaf Me Alone
  • Leave It to Beaver
  • Legendary Drop
  • Let 'Er Rip
  • Let the Chips Fall
  • Library Voice
  • Lil' Biter
  • Lil' Buzz
  • Lil' Ripper
  • Limb-itless
  • Limber
  • Limber Up
  • Limbin' Linda
  • Limbing Larry
  • Limbo Champ
  • Linkin' Logs
  • Lithium Lou
  • Little Buddy
  • Little Feller
  • Little Giant
  • Little Nipper
  • Live Wire
  • Locust Focus
  • Log Deck
  • Log Deck Deb
  • Log Gator
  • Log In
  • Log Jam
  • Log Lady
  • Log Ness Monster
  • Log Off
  • Log Roll Rock
  • Log Roller
  • Logan's Run
  • Long Arm of the Lawn
  • Long Bar Lou
  • Long in the Tooth
  • Longhorn
  • Looking Sharp
  • Loop de Loop
  • Lord of the Growth Rings
  • Lord of the Logs
  • Loudmouth
  • Low Hum
  • Lumbar Support
  • Lumber Party
  • Lumber Slumber
  • Lumbering Heights
  • Lumberyard Dog

M: 31 names

  • Ma Timber
  • Major Timber
  • Make Like a Tree
  • Mandible
  • Maple Leaf Relief
  • Maple Staple
  • Maple Stirrup
  • Masterpiece
  • Matchstick Maker
  • Mayor of Stumptown
  • Mechanical Beaver
  • Mega Watt
  • Michelangelo
  • Midnight Movie
  • Mighty Termite
  • Mill Bill
  • Milling Around
  • Mini Bite
  • Mini Boss
  • Miss Daisy Chain
  • Missing Link
  • Mister Chips
  • Mister Twister
  • Mix Master
  • Mixed Signals
  • Motor Mouth
  • Mountain Ash Dasher
  • Mrs. Dustfire
  • Mulch Ado
  • Mulch Maker
  • Mushroom Stool

N: 21 names

  • Nail File
  • Neck of the Woods
  • Neighbor Friendly
  • Neighborhood Alarm Clock
  • Never a Dull Chain
  • Never Saw It Coming
  • Nibbler
  • Nipper
  • No Chain No Gain
  • No Days Off
  • No Gas No Glory
  • No Nonsense
  • No Strings Attached
  • Noodle Maker
  • Noodle Pile
  • Noodler
  • Norwegian Wood
  • Nose Sprocket Ned
  • Notch Above
  • Notch Nancy
  • Notch Your Average

O: 26 names

  • Oak Dokey
  • Oak No
  • Oak Smoke
  • Oak-pocalypse
  • Odd Feller
  • Off the Chain
  • Off-Grid Greg
  • Ohm My
  • Ohm Sweet Ohm
  • Oil Baron
  • Oil Be Back
  • Oil Slick
  • Oil's Well That Ends Well
  • Old Blue Smoke
  • Old Kerfy
  • Old Two-Pull
  • Olive Branch
  • One Fell Swoop
  • One More Pull
  • Open Bar
  • Open Face
  • Out of the Woods
  • Out on a Limb
  • Outbreak Kit
  • Overw-elm-ing
  • Owl Carver

P: 45 names

  • Pa Sawdust
  • Papaw
  • Paper Cut
  • Pass the Buck
  • Peavey
  • Peeler
  • Piece Work
  • Pike Pole
  • Pileated
  • Pine and Dandy
  • Pine Beetle
  • Pine Dining
  • Pine Line
  • Pine Slayer
  • Pining for You
  • Pinned
  • Pitch Perfect
  • Plank You Very Much
  • Plug and Play
  • Plunge Cut
  • Pocket Rocket
  • Pole Position
  • Pole Vaulter
  • Pop's Loaner
  • Popcorn Flick
  • Poplar Kid
  • Poplar Opinion
  • Porcupine
  • Powderpost
  • Power-Up
  • Premix
  • Premix Pearl
  • Prickly Pete
  • Primer Bulb
  • Prince of Pine
  • Professor Kerf
  • Prop Department
  • Prune Juice
  • Pruner
  • Pull Cord Patty
  • Pull My Cord
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Pulpwood
  • Pumpkin Carver
  • Punch Clock

Q: 7 names

  • Quaking Aspen Shaker
  • Quarter Tip
  • Queen of the Woodpile
  • Quick Carve
  • Quick Work
  • Quiet Riot
  • Quill Bill

R: 51 names

  • Raise the Bar
  • Rake's Progress
  • Raker
  • Rakers Ray
  • Ran When Stored
  • Rank and File
  • Rat Tail
  • Rattlin' Rosie
  • Razor Wit
  • Re-Volt
  • Recharge Marge
  • Redwood Wannabe
  • Resistance Is Futile
  • Respawn
  • Rev It Up
  • Rev Limiter
  • Rick Builder
  • Rick of Time
  • Rick Stacker
  • Rigging Slinger
  • Rim Sprocket
  • Ring Bearer
  • Ring Ding Ding
  • Ring Leader
  • Ring of Fir
  • Ring Toss
  • Ring-a-Ding
  • Rip Cord
  • Rip Cut
  • Rip Roarin'
  • Rip Van Winkle
  • Ripper
  • River Pig
  • Rivet
  • Riveting
  • Road Opener
  • Rodin
  • Room and Board
  • Root Canal
  • Root Cause
  • Rough Cut
  • Rough Draft
  • Round File
  • Round Maker
  • Round of Applause
  • Round One
  • Round Roller
  • Round Table
  • Round Trip
  • Run of the Mill
  • Runs Fine

S: 162 names

  • Salad Bar Skipper
  • Sap Happy
  • Sap Trap
  • Sapling Wrangler
  • Sappy Ending
  • Sappy Sam
  • Sapsquatch
  • Sapsucker
  • Sapwood
  • Saturday Stacker
  • Saw and Order
  • Saw Be It
  • Saw Excited
  • Saw Fancy
  • Saw Far So Good
  • Saw Glad You Asked
  • Saw It Coming
  • Saw It First
  • Saw It on TV
  • Saw Log
  • Saw Long Farewell
  • Saw Loser
  • Saw Much for That
  • Saw No Evil
  • Saw Sweet
  • Saw the Light
  • Saw What
  • Saw What I Did There
  • Saw You Later
  • Sawbuck
  • Sawcerer
  • Sawcerer's Apprentice
  • Sawcrates
  • Sawdust Maker
  • Sawdust Sally
  • Sawfish
  • Sawhorse Whisperer
  • Sawlock Holmes
  • Sawmill Junior
  • Sawron
  • Sawsage
  • Sawshank
  • Sawt and Pepper
  • Sawthpaw
  • Sawtooth
  • Sawturday Night Fever
  • Sawturday Special
  • Sawvereign
  • Sawyer
  • Say Watt
  • Scream Queen
  • Screamer
  • Screaming Mimi
  • Scrench

S, continued

  • Seasoned Pro
  • Second Growth
  • Secretary of the Interior Woodlot
  • Seen It, Sawed It
  • Seesaw
  • Semi-Chisel Sam
  • Sergeant Splinter
  • Serious Business
  • Shade Thrower
  • Sharp Cheddar
  • Sharp Dressed Saw
  • Sharp Shirley
  • Sharp Wit
  • Sharpen Up
  • Shaving Grace
  • Shavings Account
  • Shed Dweller
  • Shed Queen
  • Sheriff of Knottingham
  • Shh
  • Shiver Me Timbers
  • Short Circuit
  • Short Cut
  • Short Work
  • Sick-a-More
  • Side Quest
  • Sight for Saw Eyes
  • Signature Piece
  • Silent Partner
  • Silent Treatment
  • Single File
  • Sir Chips-a-Lot
  • Sir Cuts-a-Lot
  • Sir Fells-a-Lot
  • Sir Links-a-Lot
  • Sir Loin of Log
  • Skid Road
  • Skid Row
  • Skidder
  • Skip Tooth
  • Slab City
  • Slab Happy
  • Slack Adjuster
  • Sleeps Like a Log
  • Sliver Lining
  • Slow Burn
  • Small but Mighty
  • Smart Alder
  • Smoke Break
  • Smoke Show
  • Smoke Signal
  • Smoky Lou
  • Snack Bar
  • Snag

S, continued

  • Snaggletooth
  • Snapping Turtle
  • Socket to Me
  • Spaghetti Chips
  • Spar Tree
  • Spark Plug
  • Sparky
  • Special Branch
  • Speed Carver
  • Splinter Cell
  • Splinter Group
  • Split Decision
  • Split Ends
  • Split Second
  • Splitsville
  • Springpole
  • Sprocket
  • Sprocket Rocket
  • Spruce Almighty
  • Spruce Goose
  • Spruce Juice
  • Spur of the Moment
  • Squirrel Patrol
  • Stack Attack
  • Starter Saw
  • Starts on Sunday
  • Starving Artist
  • Stay Sharp
  • Steel Toe
  • Stick in the Mud
  • Stick Shift
  • Still Runs
  • Storm Chaser
  • Storm Duty
  • Stove Length
  • Stove Stuffer
  • Strike a Cord
  • Stubby
  • Stump Jumper
  • Stump Speech
  • Stump the Band
  • Stumped
  • Stumptown Funk
  • Stumpy
  • Stumpy Stan
  • Sunday Morning Saw
  • Sunday Smoker
  • Supercharged
  • Supply Chain
  • Swap Meet Pete
  • Sweat Equity
  • Sweet Tooth
  • Sweetgum Splitter
  • Sycamore Please

T: 80 names

  • Tailgate Tenant
  • Take Charge
  • Tamarack Attack
  • Teak Peek
  • Tension Headache
  • Termite
  • Termite With a Throttle
  • Termitenator
  • The Apprentice
  • The Closer
  • The Contractor
  • The Enforcer
  • The Equalizer
  • The Faller
  • The Finisher
  • The Fixer
  • The Foreman
  • The Heirloom
  • The Lumber Games
  • The Negotiator
  • The Problem Solver
  • The Reverend
  • The Sawfather
  • The Sculptor
  • The Thinker's Maker
  • The Whisperer
  • The Yeller
  • Thick as a Plank
  • Thinning Crew
  • Third Owner
  • Third Pull's the Charm
  • Thirsty Bar
  • Three-Eighths Pitch
  • Throttle Bottle
  • Throttle Dottie
  • Throttle Jockey
  • Through the Mill
  • Thrown Loop
  • Thunder Buzz
  • Tiki Maker

T, continued

  • Timber
  • Timber Caller
  • Timber Rattler
  • Timberrr
  • Time and a Half
  • Tom Sawyer
  • Toolbox Squatter
  • Tooth and Nail
  • Tooth Fairy
  • Toothpick Factory
  • Toothy
  • Top Handle Tina
  • Top Notch
  • Top of the Stack
  • Top-Handle Wonder
  • Topper
  • Totem
  • Touch Wood
  • Tough Nut
  • Trail Boss
  • Trail Crew
  • Training Wheels
  • Tree Amigos
  • Tree Cookie Bakery
  • Tree Hugger's Regret
  • Tree Musketeers
  • Tree's Company
  • Tree-t Yourself
  • Treebeard's Barber
  • Treemendous
  • Trick or Treat
  • Trim Jim
  • Trimmer Tim
  • Truck Bed Rider
  • True Grit
  • Trunk Show
  • Twig Snipper
  • Two-Cycle Michael
  • Two-Stroke Smoke
  • Two-Stroke Sue

U: 10 names

  • Un-Poplar
  • Unchained Melody
  • Uncle Buck
  • Uncle Ray's Old Saw
  • Uncle Sawdust
  • Uncut Gem
  • Under Tension
  • Undercut
  • Unplugged
  • Up High Guy

V: 3 names

  • Vice President of Firewood
  • View Improver
  • Volt Bolt

W: 42 names

  • Wake-Up Call
  • Walk the Plank
  • Watt Now
  • Watt the Heck
  • Watt's Up
  • Weakest Link
  • Wedge Issue
  • Wedge Reggie
  • Wedgie
  • Weekend Warrior
  • Weep No More Willow
  • Well Oiled
  • Well Seasoned
  • What's the Buzz
  • Whistle Punk
  • Whittle Big Man
  • Whittle by Whittle
  • Whittle While You Work
  • Why Knot
  • Wide Open
  • Widowmaker Watcher
  • Willow Weeper
  • Windfall
  • Winter Is Coming
  • Winter Prep
  • Wireless Wonder
  • Wisdom Tooth
  • Wood Flour Power
  • Wood If I Could
  • Wood Stock
  • Wood Wasp
  • Wood You Believe
  • Wood You Rather
  • Woodchuck Chuck
  • Woodlot Warden
  • Woodpecker
  • Woodpile Wilma
  • Woodpile Wizard
  • Woodshed
  • Woodshop Dropout
  • Workhorse
  • Worse Than My Bark

Y: 6 names

  • Yank My Chain
  • Yew Betcha
  • Yew Got This
  • Yew Turn
  • Young Buck
  • Yule Log

Z: 2 names

  • Zero Fumes
  • Zombie Insurance