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Generate cardboard boat names for the regatta entry sheet: soggy jokes like Soggy by Lunch, box puns like Corrugated Cruiser, shipping labels like This Side Up, mock-grand names like S.S. Second Thoughts and physics names like Buoyancy Pending.

About cardboard boat names

A cardboard boat regatta asks a crew to build a boat out of corrugated cardboard, tape, glue and paint, then paddle it across a pool or a pond before the water wins. The rules differ from one event to the next, but every boat needs a name for the entry sheet. It gets painted on the side, read out before the heat, and it often doubles as the name of the crew.

The 1,000 names here come in the styles these races invite. There are soggy jokes (Soggy by Lunch, Oatmeal by Noon), box and paper wordplay (Corrugated Cruiser, Box Office Flop), tape, glue and paint names (Duct Tape and a Dream, Paint Still Wet), shipping labels (This Side Up, Do Not Submerge) and mock-grand names such as S.S. Second Thoughts. Pirates, vikings and sea legends get the cardboard treatment (Captain Cardbeard, Cardboard Longship), and so do physics class (Buoyancy Pending, Archimedes' Homework) and the recycling bin (Reduce Reuse Row).

You will also find brave racing names such as Corrugated Comet, names for a class, troop or office boat (Stem to Stern, Third Floor Flotilla), puns on hull, keel and ship, good-sport names like Technically a Boat, cardboard sea creatures, crew jokes and names for the pool or pond. Every name is school-safe.

How to choose cardboard boat names

  • Name the boat after it is built. A hull cut from one big appliance box can be Formerly a Fridge Box, a boat with silver seams all over is Ninety Percent Tape, and a crooked one has earned S.S. Slight Lean.
  • Match the name to your chances. A sleek design can carry Corrugated Comet or Regatta Rocket, while a boat finished at midnight gets a bigger cheer as Floats in Theory or Built Last Night.
  • Keep it short enough to paint on the side. Two to four words in big letters can be read from the bank, and the announcer can call them without stumbling.
  • Read the entry form before you choose. Some regattas give prizes for more than speed, such as the best theme or the most dramatic sinking, and a name that fits your costumes and paint helps with those.
  • Let the whole crew vote. The name usually stands for the paddlers as well as the boat, so pick three favorites and let everyone who built it have a say.

Frequently asked questions

What are funny cardboard boat names?

The funniest ones admit that the boat is a box. Soggy by Lunch, Box Office Flop, This Side Up, S.S. Second Thoughts, Buoyancy Pending and Duct Tape and a Dream are all in the list. Shipping labels work well too: Do Not Submerge and Keep Dry get a laugh before the race even starts.

What should we name a cardboard boat that might sink?

Pick a name that makes the sinking part of the show. Floats in Theory, Temporarily Afloat, Warranty Void If Wet and Accidental Submarine all tell the crowd the crew is in on the joke. If the boat stays dry after all, the name is even funnier.

Are these names okay for a school or scout regatta?

Yes. The list is kept school-safe, with no alcohol jokes and no rude puns, so any name can go on an entry sheet a teacher reads. For a class boat try Stem to Stern, Fourth Grade Frigate or Group Project, and for a troop try Merit Badge Barge or Semi Prepared. This page is a list of name ideas and is not connected with any regatta or organization.

Do the names work for an office or college race?

They do. Office crews can look at Per My Last Email, Lowest Bidder, Built by Committee and Third Floor Flotilla. College crews might like Sophomore Slump, Campus Lake Legend or Quad Fountain Flagship, and the physics names such as Archimedes Was Right suit an engineering class.

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A: 34 names

  • Abandon All Dryness
  • Abandon Box
  • Above Board
  • Absolute Zero Chance
  • Accidental Submarine
  • Accounts Paddleable
  • Address Unknown
  • Adhesive Personality
  • Admiral Soggybritches
  • Adult Help Required
  • Afjordable Longboat
  • Afloat for Now
  • Ahoy Corrugated
  • Air Mail
  • Albatross Around the Box
  • All a Cardboard
  • All Hands on Cardboard
  • All Paint No Plan
  • All Wet
  • Allegedly a Boat
  • Anchor Not Needed
  • Ancient Mariner's Carton
  • Appliance Box Alliance
  • Apprentice Ship
  • Archimedes Approved Maybe
  • Archimedes Was Right
  • Archimedes' Homework
  • Arrived Slightly Damp
  • Arrr Cardboard
  • Art Room Armada
  • As Seen in the Garage
  • Atlantis Express
  • Aye Aye Cardboard
  • Aye Aye Recess

B: 71 names

  • Back From the Bin
  • Back of the Envelope
  • Backseat Paddler
  • Backwater Beauty
  • Backyard Buccaneer
  • Bail Faster
  • Bale Out
  • Banana Box Barge
  • Band Room Barge
  • Barnacle Bus
  • Baroness Box
  • Bathtub Admiral
  • Batten Down the Flaps
  • Batteries Not Included
  • Behind the Grocery Store
  • Belly Flop
  • Bernoulli's Box
  • Best Before Launch
  • Best in Show
  • Beta Test
  • Better Late Than Dry
  • Bill of Lading
  • Bin Day
  • Bin There Done That
  • Biodegradable Pride
  • Biodegrading Live
  • Birdbath Battleship
  • Black Box
  • Blub Blub Hooray
  • Blue Bin Bound
  • Board Meeting
  • Board Stiff
  • Board to Tears
  • Board Walk
  • Boat Ramp Champ

B, continued

  • Boat Shaped Object
  • Bold Fold
  • Bond Voyage
  • Bonded for Life
  • Born in a Dumpster
  • Box Jellyfish
  • Box Office Flop
  • Box Seats
  • Box Three of Three
  • Box Turtle
  • Boxed In
  • Boxfish Bandit
  • Boxy McBoxface
  • Brace for Splash
  • Bravest Carton Afloat
  • Break Room Barge
  • Breakwater Bandit
  • Bring a Towel
  • Brown and Out
  • Brown Bag Special
  • Brown Bolt
  • Brown Paper Packet
  • Brown Pelican
  • Bubbles Mean Trouble
  • Buccaneer in a Box
  • Bucket Brigade
  • Budget Cuts
  • Built by Committee
  • Built Last Night
  • Bullfrog Barge
  • Buoy Racer
  • Buoyancy Pending
  • Buoyant Force
  • Buoyant Until Proven Otherwise
  • Buried Treasure Chest
  • Bursting at the Seams

C: 81 names

  • Cabin Kid
  • Cafeteria Tray
  • Calm Before the Soak
  • Camp Out Canoe
  • Campfire Clipper
  • Campus Lake Legend
  • Capillary Action
  • Captain Cardbeard
  • Captain Obvious
  • Carbon Neutral Clipper
  • Card Shark
  • Cardboard Catfish
  • Cardboard Cutlass
  • Cardboard Cutout
  • Cardboard Gator
  • Cardboard Kraken
  • Cardboard Longship
  • Cardboard Thunder
  • Cardboard Torpedo
  • Carnegie Hull
  • Carton Blanche
  • Carton Carp
  • Carton of Courage
  • Cash on Delivery
  • Casual Friday
  • Catalog Clipper
  • Caution Tape

C, continued

  • Center of Gravity
  • Cereal Box Clipper
  • Certified Soggy
  • Champion Ship
  • Chance of Sinking
  • Checkered Flap
  • Chlorine Clipper
  • Circle Back
  • Circular Economy
  • City Hull
  • Class Clown Car
  • Co-Captain Chaos
  • Commodore Carton
  • Compost Bound
  • Compostable Clipper
  • Conservation of Cardboard
  • Construction Paper Clipper
  • Contents May Settle
  • Contents May Shift
  • Control Group
  • Controlled Splashing
  • Cookie Season Cruiser
  • Copy Paper Clipper
  • Corrugated Comet
  • Corrugated Coracle
  • Corrugated Corsair
  • Corrugated Courage

C, continued

  • Corrugated Crocodile
  • Corrugated Cruiser
  • Corrugated Iron Will
  • Corsair of the Carport
  • Count Corrugated
  • Countdown to Mush
  • Courage and Cardboard
  • Course Record
  • Cracker Box Cruiser
  • Crate Escape
  • Crate Expectations
  • Crate Idea
  • Crate Lakes Freighter
  • Crate Minds
  • Crate White
  • Crease and Desist
  • Crew of Two
  • Crow's Nest Not Included
  • Crowd Favorite
  • Crown Jewel of the Garage
  • Cubicle Cruiser
  • Curbside Pickup
  • Customs Declaration
  • Cut Along Dotted Line
  • Cutlass and Paste
  • Cyclone Carton
  • Cyclops Has One Paddle

D: 56 names

  • Dad Did the Taping
  • Damaged in Shipping
  • Damp Champs
  • Damp Duck
  • Damp Squib
  • Damp Start
  • Daring Dinghy
  • Dash for the Dock
  • Dauntless Dory
  • Davy Jones' Recycling Bin
  • Deck of Cardboard
  • Deckhand Special
  • Deep Dish
  • Deep End
  • Delivery Attempted
  • Den Mothership
  • Density Check
  • Design Review Pending
  • Dining Hull
  • Displacement Theory
  • Dissolve to Win
  • Dissolving Fast
  • Diving Board Meeting
  • Do Not Bend
  • Do Not Crush
  • Do Not Drop
  • Do Not Freeze
  • Do Not Open Until Race Day

D, continued

  • Do Not Stack
  • Do Not Submerge
  • Dock to Dock
  • Dockless Wonder
  • Don't Look Down
  • Don't Rock the Box
  • Don't Tell Mom
  • Donut Box Dinghy
  • Double Wall Dreamer
  • Doubloon Balloon
  • Drag Coefficient
  • Drakkar Lite
  • Drama Club Dinghy
  • Drenched Ambition
  • Drip Dry
  • Dripping With Confidence
  • Drizzle Resistant
  • Drop Cloth Dandy
  • Dry Erase
  • Dry Humor
  • Dry Run
  • Duck Pond Dreadnought
  • Duct and Cover
  • Duct Duct Goose
  • Duct Tape and a Dream
  • Due Tomorrow Do Tomorrow
  • Duke of Cardboard
  • Dumpster Yacht

E: 20 names

  • Earth Day Every Day
  • Edge of the Map
  • Edge Sealed
  • Egg Carton Express
  • Eighth Grade Ark
  • Either Oar
  • Elbow Grease
  • Empress of Elbow Grease
  • Empress of the Loading Dock
  • Engineering Marvel
  • Engineering Said No
  • Entropy Wins
  • Equal and Opposite
  • Erik the Recycled
  • Eureka Moment
  • Everybody Lean Left
  • Experimental Error
  • Expires at Noon
  • Extra Credit
  • Eyeballed It

F: 56 names

  • Factor of Safety
  • Failure Analysis
  • Fair Weather Fleet
  • Family Project
  • Farm Pond Flyer
  • Fashionably Last
  • Fearless Flaps
  • Field Trip
  • Fifth Grade Flotilla
  • Final Draft
  • Finished at Midnight
  • First Class Parcel
  • First Draft
  • First Mate First Grade
  • First to the Buoy
  • Fishing Hole Ferry
  • Fjord Crossing
  • Flagship of the Fourth Grade
  • Flap Decision
  • Flap Happy
  • Flap Jack
  • Flaps Down
  • Flaps Up
  • Flat Flounder
  • Flat Pack Flyer
  • Flat Pack Frigate
  • Flatten Before Recycling
  • Float While You Can

F, continued

  • Floats in Theory
  • Fluted and Suited
  • Fold Faithful
  • Fold Glory
  • Fold Rush
  • Fold School
  • Fold Standard
  • Folding Under Pressure
  • Fore Score
  • Fore Thought
  • Forklift Not Required
  • Formerly a Fridge Box
  • Formerly Forty Boxes
  • Fountain of Soak
  • Fourth Grade Frigate
  • Fragile Cargo
  • Fragile Handle Gently
  • Free Body Diagram
  • Free Box Friday
  • Free Prize Inside
  • Freeboard of Education
  • Freight Collect
  • Freshman Float
  • Fridge Box Frigate
  • Friend Ship
  • Full STEAM Ahead
  • Future Egg Carton
  • Future Pizza Box

G: 27 names

  • Gallant Galleon
  • Garage Leftovers
  • Garage Sale Find
  • Garden Hose Tested
  • Gently Down the Pool
  • Gently Used
  • Ghost Ship of the Garage
  • Gift Enclosed
  • Glitter Glue Galleon
  • Glue Believer
  • Glue Crew
  • Glue Gun Galleon
  • Glue Me Away
  • Glue Skies Ahead
  • Glue Stick Getaway
  • Going Down Giggling
  • Going for Fold
  • Going in Circles
  • Gold Medal Hull
  • Golden Fleece Lining
  • Goldfish Bowl
  • Good as Fold
  • Grand Duchess of Duct Tape
  • Gray Tape Greyhound
  • Grocery Bag Galleon
  • Group Project
  • Guppy Glory

H: 50 names

  • H.M.S. Corrugated
  • H.M.S. Flimsy
  • H.M.S. Hot Glue
  • H.M.S. Jolly Good Try
  • H.M.S. Mildly Buoyant
  • H.M.S. Papercraft
  • H.M.S. Rather Wet
  • H.M.S. Stiff Upper Flap
  • H.M.S. Tea Towel
  • H.M.S. Unfoldable
  • Half Submarine
  • Hammerhead in a Box
  • Hand Me Down Hull
  • Hand Paddle Heroes
  • Handle With Care
  • Harbor Hopeful
  • Hard Ship
  • Head Over Keels
  • Heat One Hero
  • Heave Ho Cardboard
  • Held Together by Hope
  • Helm Sweet Helm
  • Help Desk Afloat
  • Her Ladyship the Carton
  • Her Majesty's Soggy Vessel

H, continued

  • Here Be Cardboard
  • Here for the Photos
  • Hermit Crab Shack
  • High Keels
  • High Water Mark
  • Hoist the Flaps
  • Homeroom Hero
  • Honor Roll
  • Honorable Mention
  • Horned Helmet Optional
  • Hot Glue Hero
  • House Paint Hero
  • Hull in One
  • Hull Monitor
  • Hull Nine Yards
  • Hull of Justice
  • Hull of Mirrors
  • Hull or Nothing
  • Hull Pass
  • Hullabaloo
  • Humidity Is Not Our Friend
  • Hurricane in a Box
  • Hydro Hero
  • Hydrostatic Hope
  • Hypothesis: It Floats

I: 12 names

  • I Sink Therefore I Swam
  • In Over Our Heads
  • Inertia Wins
  • Insert Tab A
  • Inspected by Number Seven
  • Instant Regret
  • Insufficient Postage
  • Intern Built
  • Intern Ship
  • Is It Supposed to Lean
  • It Floated Yesterday
  • It Seemed Fine in the Garage

J: 9 names

  • Jellyfish Jamboree
  • Jewel of the Recycling Bin
  • Jolly Folder
  • Judges' Favorite
  • Juice Box Hero
  • Junior Varsity Jolly Boat
  • Junk Mail Junk
  • Just Add Tape
  • Just Add Water

K: 8 names

  • Keel Appeal
  • Keel the Lights
  • Keep Away From Water
  • Keep Dry
  • Kick Kick Glide
  • Kiddie Pool Cruiser
  • Kinetic Cardboard
  • Kraken Under Pressure

L: 52 names

  • Lab Report Due Monday
  • Lagoon Lugger
  • Lagoon Platoon
  • Lake Lightning
  • Land Ho Please
  • Landfill Dodger
  • Landlubber's Luck
  • Lane Four Legend
  • Lap Pool Liner
  • Last Place Legends
  • Last Roll of Tape
  • Last Week's Delivery
  • Launch Sequence
  • Law of Flotation
  • Laws of Motion
  • Leader Ship
  • Leak of Faith
  • Leak Performance
  • Leak Week
  • Leaks and Bounds
  • Lean Right No Your Other Right
  • Leave No Trace
  • Left With a Neighbor
  • Leftover Garage Paint
  • Leif It to Us
  • Less Dense Than Water

L, continued

  • Leviathan Lite
  • Library Late Fee
  • Life Is but a Stream
  • Life Jacket Required
  • Lifeguard on Duty
  • Lift Here
  • Lift With Your Legs
  • Lightning Oar
  • Limited Time Offer
  • Living Room Launch
  • Load Bearing Flap
  • Loading Dock Find
  • Loading Dock Legend
  • Loki's Lunchbox
  • Looks Faster Than It Is
  • Looks Good on Paper
  • Loosely Boat Related
  • Lord Flapsworth
  • Lost in Transit
  • Low Carbon Paddle Print
  • Low Tide High Hopes
  • Low Water Mark
  • Lowest Bidder
  • Lucky Duct
  • Lunch Box Liner
  • Lunch Line Liner

M: 41 names

  • M.V. Moving Van
  • Manila Manatee
  • Manta Ray of Hope
  • Margin of Error
  • Marina Not Included
  • Marketing's Idea
  • Marooned by Noon
  • Masking the Problem
  • Mass Times Acceleration
  • Mast Appeal
  • Math Team Cutter
  • Measure Once Cut Twice
  • Member Ship
  • Mentor Ship
  • Merit Badge Barge
  • Mermaid's Mailbox
  • Mess Hull
  • Metacenter of Attention
  • Mighty Skiff
  • Milk Carton Mariner

M, continued

  • Mill Pond Mariner
  • Minnow Might
  • Mistint Special
  • Mix Tape
  • Mixed Paper
  • Moby Box
  • Moisture Is the Enemy
  • Mom Said No
  • Moment of Inertia
  • Monarch of the Pond
  • Moray the Merrier
  • More Tape Please
  • Most Improved
  • Most Likely to Fold
  • Mostly Dry
  • Mostly Error
  • Motley Crew
  • Moving Box Reunion
  • Moving Day
  • Mush Hour
  • Mussel Car

N: 26 names

  • Narwhal Not Included
  • Negative Buoyancy Incoming
  • Neptune's Shoebox
  • Net Force
  • Neutral Buoyancy
  • Never Fold
  • Newton's Third Paddle
  • Next Stop Atlantis
  • Ninety Percent Tape
  • No Blueprint
  • No Forwarding Address
  • No Refunds
  • No Running on Deck
  • No Rush
  • No Steering Wheel
  • Nobody Tell the Judges
  • Norse Code
  • Not a Glue
  • Not a Raft We Promise
  • Not at This Address
  • Not Rated for Water
  • Not to Scale
  • Not Waterproof
  • Nothing to Declare
  • Null Hypothesis
  • Number Two Pencil Case

O: 27 names

  • Oar Else
  • Oatmeal by Noon
  • Odd Duct
  • Odd Is Sea
  • Odin's Recycling
  • Old News Cruiser
  • On a Roll
  • On Your Mark Get Wet
  • Once a Tree
  • One Hundred Percent Recycled
  • One More Coat
  • One Paddle Short
  • Open Flap Policy
  • Open Immediately
  • Open Other End
  • Organized Chaos
  • Origami Crane
  • Origami Navy
  • Other Side Up
  • Otter Nonsense
  • Out for Delivery
  • Out of Office
  • Out of Tape
  • Out of the Glue
  • Overboard Game
  • Overdue Book
  • Oversize Load

P: 90 names

  • Pack It In Pack It Out
  • Pack Paddlers
  • Packed With Care
  • Packing Peanuts
  • Packing Slip Skiff
  • Packing Tape Pride
  • Padded Envelope
  • Paddle Battle
  • Paddle Faster
  • Paddle Fury
  • Paddles Are for Quitters
  • Paddles Sold Separately
  • Paint Still Wet
  • Paintbrush Pilot
  • Pallet Jack
  • Pandora's Box
  • Paper Cut
  • Paper Jam
  • Paper Lightning
  • Paper or Plastic
  • Paper Pushers
  • Paper Route
  • Paper Shark
  • Paper Swan
  • Paper Thin
  • Paper Tiger
  • Paper Trail
  • Paper View
  • Paper Weight
  • Paperback Paddler

P, continued

  • Paperbeard's Pride
  • Papier Mache by Two
  • Papier Mache Platypus
  • Parcel Post
  • Parental Supervision
  • Parrot Not Included
  • Participation Trophy
  • Partly Soggy
  • Partner Ship
  • Pascal's Paddle
  • Patrol Flagship
  • Pearl of the Cul-de-Sac
  • Peel and Stick
  • Peg Leg Paddler
  • Penman Ship
  • Per My Last Email
  • Periscope Depth
  • Perishable
  • Permission Slip
  • Permission to Come a Board
  • Personal Best
  • Phone Book Ferry
  • Photo Finish
  • Pieces of Crate
  • Pillage and Paddle
  • Pinewood Was Easier
  • Pizza Box Pontoon
  • Plank Optional
  • Plankton Packet
  • Plankton Patrol

P, continued

  • Please Recycle
  • Pleasure Cruise
  • Plunder Box
  • Podium Bound
  • Point of Failure
  • Pole Position
  • Polliwog Punt
  • Pond Rocket
  • Pool Noodle Navy
  • Pool Party Pontoon
  • Pop Quiz
  • Poseidon's Packing Crate
  • Positive Buoyancy
  • Post Consumer Cruiser
  • Postage Due
  • Potential Energy
  • Pre Loved Packaging
  • Prepare to Get Wet
  • Pretty on the Outside
  • Pride of the Parking Lot
  • Primer Time
  • Principal's Office
  • Privateer on Paper
  • Proof of Concept
  • Protect From Moisture
  • Prototype Seven
  • Puddle Bound
  • Puddle Jumper
  • Puffer Fish Pride
  • Pulp Mill Bound

Q: 3 names

  • Quad Fountain Flagship
  • Quarterly Loss
  • Queen of the Kiddie Pool

R: 44 names

  • Raid and Recycle
  • Rain Barrel Racer
  • Rain Delay
  • Rain or Shine
  • Ramming Speed
  • Ready Set Soak
  • Rear Admiral Recycling
  • Recess Racer
  • Record Breaker
  • Recycle Me Later
  • Recycled Dreams
  • Recycling Day Runaway
  • Red Tape
  • Reduce Reuse Regatta
  • Reduce Reuse Row
  • Refrigerate After Opening
  • Regatta Rocket
  • Regatta Royalty
  • Reincarnated Carton
  • Renewable Rower
  • Reply All
  • Rescued From the Curb

R, continued

  • Results May Vary
  • Retention Pond Royalty
  • Return of the Pine
  • Return to Sender
  • Rinse and Recycle
  • Riptide Rider
  • Roar of the Oar
  • Robotics Club Raft
  • Rocket Raft
  • Roll With It
  • Room Twelve Flagship
  • Rough Draft
  • Rough Estimate
  • Round Off Error
  • Row Like You Mean It
  • Row Row Row Your Box
  • Royal Yacht Recyclable
  • Rubber Duck Escort
  • Rubber Ducky's Rival
  • Rudderly Ridiculous
  • Rules Are Guidelines
  • Rune for Improvement

S: 165 names

  • S.S. Almost Dry
  • S.S. Best Guess
  • S.S. Bold Move
  • S.S. Brown Paper Bag
  • S.S. Cardboard
  • S.S. Close Enough
  • S.S. Corrugation
  • S.S. Due Friday
  • S.S. Fingers Crossed
  • S.S. Garage Floor
  • S.S. Good Enough
  • S.S. Hold Still
  • S.S. Homework
  • S.S. Last Minute
  • S.S. Leftover Tape
  • S.S. Loose Flap
  • S.S. Minor Setback
  • S.S. Nobody Panic
  • S.S. One Lap Wonder
  • S.S. Papercut
  • S.S. Please Float
  • S.S. Probably Fine
  • S.S. Recyclable
  • S.S. Science Project
  • S.S. Second Thoughts
  • S.S. Shoebox
  • S.S. Slight Lean
  • S.S. Soggy
  • S.S. Wishful Thinking
  • S.S. Wobble
  • Sack Lunch Sloop
  • Safety Factor One
  • Saga of the Soggy

S, continued

  • Sandbar Star
  • Sardine Can
  • Sash and Splash
  • Saved From the Shredder
  • Scallywag Wagon
  • Scattered Showers
  • Scenic Route to the Buoy
  • Scholar Ship
  • Science Wing Wonder
  • Scientific Method
  • Scrap Heap Hero
  • Sea Lion Around
  • Sea Mail
  • Sea Serpent in a Shoebox
  • Sea Sprinter
  • Seal of Approval
  • Sealed With Tape
  • Seam Sealer
  • Seams Fine
  • Seams Legit
  • Seams Like a Good Idea
  • Second Coat
  • Second Law of Sogginess
  • Second Life
  • Secondhand Schooner
  • Semi Prepared
  • Seven Rolls Deep
  • Seventh Period Skiff
  • Shake Well
  • Shallow Draft
  • Shallow End
  • Shield Wall of Cardboard
  • Shipping and Handling

S, continued

  • Ships in Original Box
  • Shipshape Sort Of
  • Shiver Me Cardboard
  • Shiver Me Flaps
  • Shoebox Schooner
  • Shop Class Special
  • Shore Leave
  • Shoreline Flyer
  • Show Your Work
  • Showman Ship
  • Shrimp Boat
  • Shrink Wrapped
  • Signature Required
  • Signed Sealed Soggy
  • Significant Figures
  • Silver Seams
  • Sinbad's Shoebox
  • Single Wall Wonder
  • Sink It Over
  • Sink Outside the Box
  • Sink Positive
  • Sink Tank
  • Sink Twice
  • Sir Sinks a Little
  • Siren Song and Dance
  • Sitting Duct
  • Sixth Grade Sloop
  • Skeleton Crew
  • Skipper in Training
  • Skull and Cross Flaps
  • Slow and Soggy
  • Slow Turtle Fast Box
  • Slower Than It Looks

S, continued

  • Small Craft Advisory
  • Small Fry
  • Smallest Craft Advisory
  • Soaked to the Flaps
  • Sog Squad
  • Soggy by Lunch
  • Soggy Cereal
  • Soggy Flagship
  • Soggy Otter
  • Soggy Sandwich
  • Soggy Seagull
  • Soggy Socks
  • Soggy Waffle
  • Some Assembly Required
  • Some Flaps Attached
  • Soon to Be Pulp
  • Sophomore Slump
  • Sorry Coach
  • Sovereign of the Shallow End
  • Special Delivery
  • Specific Gravity
  • Spirit Award
  • Splash Dash
  • Splash Landing
  • Splash Pad Skipper
  • Sponge Mode
  • Sponsor Ship
  • Sportsman Ship
  • Sprinkler Dodger
  • Squish Squad
  • Stack No Higher Than One
  • Stamped and Soggy
  • Standard Deviation

S, continued

  • Star of the Driveway
  • Starboard Cardboard
  • Started This Morning
  • Starting Horn
  • Statistical Outlier
  • Steering Committee
  • Stem to Stern
  • Stick With It
  • Sticks and Seams
  • Sticky Situation
  • Still Tacky
  • Stop Rocking the Boat
  • Store in a Dry Place
  • Storm Drain Dasher
  • Stress Test
  • Stripes of Tape
  • Stuck on You
  • Study Hall Schooner
  • Study Hull
  • Submarine by Surprise
  • Sunday Paper Sloop
  • Sunk Cost
  • Super Absorbent
  • Supply Closet Special
  • Surface Tension
  • Sustainably Soggy
  • Swab the Cardboard
  • Swift Current
  • Swim Team Tryouts
  • Swimming Hole Hero
  • Swimming Lessons Included
  • Swordfish in Sneakers
  • Synchronized Flailing

T: 71 names

  • Tab A Slot B
  • Tacky but Fast
  • Tadpole Trawler
  • Tape Delay
  • Tape Escape
  • Tape Is Structural
  • Tape It or Leave It
  • Tape Me Away
  • Tape Measure Twice
  • Tape Over It
  • Tape Stripe Racer
  • Tapebeard's Treasure
  • Teacher's Pet Project
  • Team Building Exercise
  • Tear Here
  • Technically a Boat
  • Technically Legal
  • Temporarily Afloat
  • Ten Second Tour
  • Tenderfoot Tugboat
  • Tested in a Puddle
  • That Was Not There Before
  • The Big Squish
  • The Displacer
  • The Glorious Attempt
  • The Grand Illusion of Dryness
  • The Great Brown Whale
  • The Hull Truth
  • The Last Dry Sock
  • The Magnificent Carton
  • The Majestic Mush
  • The Paper Argo
  • The Soggy Doubloon
  • The Splendid Soak
  • The Unflappable

T, continued

  • Theory Meets Pond
  • Third Floor Flotilla
  • Third Period Pride
  • Third Time Recycled
  • This End Up Probably
  • This Side Up
  • Thor's Shoebox
  • Three Minute Warranty
  • Three Ring Binder
  • Thunder Paddle
  • Tide Pool Taxi
  • Tiller Instinct
  • Time Sensitive
  • Tomorrow's Newspaper
  • Tortoise and the Hull
  • Towel Standing By
  • Town Hull Meeting
  • Tracking Number Unknown
  • Trash to Treasure
  • Treasure Crate
  • Treasure Is Land
  • Tree Hugger
  • Tree's Revenge
  • Trial and Error
  • Triple Wall Titan
  • Triton's Takeout Box
  • Trojan Seahorse
  • Troop Scoop
  • True Glue
  • Trust the Process
  • Trust the Tape
  • Turbo Carton
  • Turbulent Flow
  • Twenty Thousand Leaks Under the Sea
  • Two Person Lift
  • Two Ply

U: 10 names

  • Ugly Ductling
  • Uncle Helped
  • Undeliverable as Addressed
  • Under Budget
  • Underdog
  • Up a Creek With a Paddle
  • Upcycle Express
  • Upside Unknown
  • Use No Hooks
  • Used to Be a Tree

V: 7 names

  • Valiant Vessel
  • Varnish Point
  • Version Three Point Oh
  • Victory Lap
  • Void Where Wet
  • Volume Times Density
  • Voted Least Seaworthy

W: 34 names

  • Wake Maker
  • Walk the Flap
  • Walrus on Board
  • Warranty Void If Wet
  • Washed Up
  • Waste Not
  • Water Cooler Cruiser
  • Water Park Pirate
  • Waterline Guess
  • Waterlogged Wonder
  • Waterproofing Is a Theory
  • Wave Crusher
  • Wave Pool Wanderer
  • We Forgot the Paddle
  • We Read the Rules Once
  • We Tried
  • Weekend Project
  • Weight Limit Exceeded
  • Wet Blanket
  • Wet Cardboard Smell
  • Wet Exit
  • Wet Paint
  • What Could Go Wrong
  • What Instructions
  • Whatever Color Was Left
  • Which Side Is Up
  • Whitecap Warrior
  • Who Brought the Paddle
  • Why Is It Bending
  • Winging It
  • Work in Progress
  • Worked in the Bathtub
  • Workman Ship
  • Wring Me Out

X: 1 name

  • X Marks the Box

Y: 3 names

  • Yearbook Staff Yacht
  • Yesterday's News
  • Yesterday's Packaging

Z: 2 names

  • Zero Waste Racer
  • Zigzag Special