Canoe Name Generator
Puns, portages and north-woods names for canoes
Find a name to paint on your canoe: canoe and portage puns like Yes We Canoe and Any Portage in a Storm, lake-country names such as Temagami and Seven Carries, voyageur terms, cedar and canvas heritage names like Tumblehome, tandem jokes and camp fleet names.
About canoe names
A canoe does not need a name, which is why a named one gets remembered at the put-in. The quickest route is the word itself: Yes We Canoe, Canoodle and Catch Me If You Canoe are the kind of thing people letter on a bow. Canoeing also has a vocabulary no other boat shares. A portage is the carry between two waters, the yoke is the shaped thwart that rests on your shoulders, and the gunwales, usually said "gunnels", run along the top edge. That gives you Any Portage in a Storm, Inside Yoke and Gunnel Vision.
The quieter half of the list comes from canoe country: the Boundary Waters, Quetico, Algonquin, the Adirondacks and Maine (Kawishiwi, Opeongo, Seven Carries, Mud Pond Carry), the wildlife you hear from a campsite, and the fur trade, when voyageurs paddled canots du nord and counted distance in pipes. The open canoe is an Indigenous design, and the birchbark canoes of peoples such as the Ojibwe and Algonquin were the boats that trade depended on. The place names are real lakes, rivers and carries.
Owners of wood-canvas and cedar-strip boats will find builder's words such as Tumblehome, Bead and Cove and Brass Tacks. There are also jokes for tandem crews and names for a camp or outfitter's fleet.
How to choose canoe names
- Say it across the water. A canoe's name gets called from the dock and from the far shore, so two or three syllables carry well: Tumblehome, Windbound, Sawbill.
- Match the name to the boat. A wood-canvas or cedar-strip canoe suits heritage names like Bead and Cove or Old Chestnut, an aluminum camp boat can laugh at itself as Boom Boom Aluminum, and a tripping canoe earns a place name from a route it has traveled.
- Choose a place name you have a connection to. Kawishiwi or Seven Carries means more on a bow when you have been there. Many of these names come from Indigenous languages, so spell them the way the maps do.
- Letter it small, near the bow or on the deck. A few inches of paint or vinyl is enough on a hull that gets dragged over rocks, and a short name such as Lily Dipper leaves room to spare.
- For a fleet, pick one theme and stay with it: trees, birds or lakes. Tamarack, Jack Pine and White Pine side by side on the rack tell campers that the boats belong together.
Frequently asked questions
What are some funny canoe names?
The classics play on the word itself: Yes We Canoe, Canoodle, Canoe Believe It and Catch Me If You Canoe. Portaging gives a second supply, such as Any Portage in a Storm, Sir Portage-a-Lot and Inside Yoke. Tandem crews have their own jokes, like Your Other Left and I Thought You Were Steering.
What is a good name for a wooden canoe?
Builder's vocabulary suits a cedar-strip or wood-canvas canoe. Tumblehome is the inward curve of the hull near the gunwales, Bead and Cove is the edge profile milled on cedar strips, and Brass Tacks are what hold the planking to the ribs of a wood-canvas boat. Heirloom names such as Grandpa's Canoe and Three Winters work too.
How are canoe names different from kayak names?
Kayak names lean on puns about the word kayak and on whitewater slang. Canoe names come from the single blade, the portage and the tripping tradition: carries measured in rods, layover days, shore lunch and afternoons spent windbound. That is why this list has names like Forty Rods, Layover Day and Shore Lunch.
Where do the French names on the list come from?
They come from the fur trade, when voyageurs paddled freight canoes between Montreal and the northwest. Canot du Nord was the smaller canoe used beyond Lake Superior, En Roulant Ma Boule and C'est l'Aviron are paddling songs, and Grand Portage and Methye Portage are carries on the old routes. They are terms and places of the trade, offered here as boat names.
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All 500 canoe names
A: 16 names
- À la Claire Fontaine
- Agree to Disagree
- Almost There Honest
- Alouette
- Aluminum Thunder
- Anniversary Paddle
- Any Portage in a Storm
- Anything You Canoe Do
- Are You Even Paddling
- Around the Point
- Arrow Sash
- Arrowhead
- Ash Gunwales
- Au Sable
- Aurora Watch
- Avant
B: 46 names
- Backseat Paddler
- Bail Out
- Baker Tent
- Ballast Buddy
- Bannock Barge
- Barn Find
- Barred Owl
- Barrel of Laughs
- Basswood
- Bead and Cove
- Bear Barrel
- Beaver Dam Liftover
- Beaver Flowage
- Because We Canoe
- Belted Kingfisher
- Big Dipper
- Big Green
- Big Water Crossing
- Black Fly Season
- Black Spruce
- Bloodvein
- Blowdown
- Blue Barrel
- Blueberry Bannock
- Boathouse Beauty
- Bois Brule
- Bon Voyageur
- Boom Boom Aluminum
- Boot Sucker
- Border Lakes
- Boundary Waters
- Bow Dog
- Bow Paddler's Revenge
- Bow Seat Navigator
- Bowron
- Bowsman
- Brace Yourself
- Brand Canoe
- Brass Tacks
- Buddy Board
- Buddy Check
- Bug Juice
- Builder's Folly
- Bull Moose
- Bullfrog Chorus
- Burnt Island
C: 67 names
- C'est l'Aviron
- Cabin Six
- Camp Coffee
- Camp Robber
- Camper's Choice
- Campfire Smoke
- Cane Seat
- Canoe and Improved
- Canoe Beginnings
- Canoe Believe It
- Canoe Brigade
- Canoe Come Out and Play
- Canoe Dig It
- Canoe Feel the Love
- Canoe Fix It
- Canoe for Two
- Canoe Handle It
- Canoe Hear Me Now
- Canoe Imagine
- Canoe Keep a Secret
- Canoe Kid in Town
- Canoe Kidding Me
- Canoe Lake
- Canoe Moon
- Canoe Over Canoe
- Canoe Rack Royalty
- Canoe Relate
- Canoe Rest
- Canoe See It Now
- Canoe Smell That
- Canoe Spare a Moment
- Canoe Take a Hint
- Canoe Top This
C, continued
- Canoe Wave
- Canoe-Do Attitude
- Canoedian
- Canoedian Bacon
- Canoodle
- Canoodle Soup
- Canoodling
- Canot du Maître
- Canot du Nord
- Canvas and Cedar
- Canvasback
- Capsize Drill
- Carried Away
- Carry Me Home
- Carry On
- Carved Yoke
- Catch Me If You Canoe
- Cedar and Smoke
- Cedar Strip
- Cedar Waxwing
- Ceinture Fléchée
- Chanson d'Aviron
- Cherry Thwart
- Chesuncook
- Clinching Iron
- Color War
- Convertible
- Cooler in the Middle
- Cottage Country
- Counselor's Canoe
- Courting Canoe
- Cow and Calf
- Cross Draw
- Cumberland House
D: 21 names
- Dad's Shortcut
- Dawn Paddle
- Dead End Bay
- Dead Weight Dave
- Deadhead Dodger
- Décharge
- Declination
- Deer Fly Derby
- Dent Collector
- Different J-Strokes
- Dip and Sing
- Dock Queen
- Dog in the Middle
- Don't Stand Up
- Double Carry
- Double Pack
- Down to Brass Tacks
- Draw Conclusions
- Draw Draw Draw
- Dry Feet Optional
- Dumoine
E: 5 names
- Eleven Point
- En Roulant Ma Boule
- Entry Point
- Envoyons d'l'Avant
- Express Canoe
F: 21 names
- Fair Curve
- False Portage
- Far Shore
- Featherweight
- Fire Grate
- Fire Irons
- First Dip
- Fits Four Barely
- Five-Day Loop
- Flatwater
- Fleet Flagship
- Food for Thwart
- Forgot the Spare
- Fort William
- Forty Rods
- Forty-Two Pounds
- Free Swim
- French River
- Fresh Varnish
- Frog Portage
- Fulton Chain
G: 19 names
- Garage Queen
- Gear Boat
- Glass Calm
- Going in Circles
- Goldeneye
- Good as Canoe
- Gouvernail
- Grand Portage
- Grand Rendezvous
- Grandad's Cedar
- Grandkids Aboard
- Grandpa's Canoe
- Gray Jay
- Green Canvas
- Green Darner
- Guide Canoe
- Gunflint
- Gunnel Vision
- Gunwale Grabber
H: 15 names
- Half the Paddle, Twice the Paddler
- Hand-Caned
- Hand-Me-Down
- Headwind Again
- Heavy Lifting
- Height of Land
- Heirloom
- Hermit Thrush
- Heron's Wing
- Hivernant
- Honeymoon Canoe
- Hot Bannock
- Hug the Shore
- Hung in the Rafters
- Hut Hut
I: 6 names
- I Think I Canoe
- I Thought You Were Steering
- In Sync Eventually
- Inside Yoke
- Island Camp
- Isle Royale
J: 5 names
- J-Stroke of Genius
- Jack Pine
- Jacks Fork
- Juice Box Barge
- Just Around the Bend
K: 10 names
- Kabetogama
- Kaministiquia
- Katahdin View
- Kawishiwi
- Kekekabic
- Kettle Black
- Killarney Blue
- Kipawa
- Kneeling Thwart
- Knife Lake
L: 26 names
- Labrador Tea
- Labyrinth Canyon
- Lac La Croix
- Lachine
- Lachine Brigade
- Lake Country
- Lake of the Woods
- Lapstrake Lady
- Last Good Site
- Last One Off the Rack
- Launch Day
- Layover Day
- Lead Boat
- Lean Downstream
- Liftover
- Lily Dipper
- Lining Down
- Little Dipper
- Little Red
- Livery Legend
- Lobstick
- Loon Laughter
- Loose Painter
- Lost Portage
- Luck of the Draw
- Lucky Thirteen
M: 21 names
- Madawaska
- Magnetawan
- Mangeur de Lard
- Map and Compass
- Map Case
- Mess Hall Express
- Methye Portage
- Michilimackinac
- Middle Seat Kid
- Missinaibi
- Mist Rising
- Mom Said No Rapids
- Mon Canot d'Écorce
- Montreal Canoe
- Moonlight Paddle
- Moosehead
- Mooselookmeguntic
- Mud Pond Carry
- Mud Portage
- Muskeg
- Muskoka Morning
N: 15 names
- Nahanni
- Namakan
- Namekagon
- New Canvas, Old Soul
- Ninety Pound Pack
- No Deck No Problem
- No Staples
- Nor'Wester
- North Canoe
- North Shore
- Northeast Carry
- Northern Pike
- Northern Solitude
- Norway House
- Not Another Portage
O: 21 names
- O Canoeda
- Obi-Wan Canoebi
- Off the Strongback
- Oh Say Canoe See
- Okefenokee
- Old Chestnut
- Old Reliable
- Old Sam Peabody
- On an Even Keel
- One Blade Is Plenty
- One More Pipe
- One More Portage
- Open Boater
- Open Concept
- Opeongo
- Oswegatchie
- Other Side Honey
- Ottertail
- Outfitter's Special
- Outpost
- Overnighter
P: 29 names
- Pack and Paddle
- Pack Basket
- Paddle Award
- Paddle Chewer
- Paddle Rack
- Paddle Song
- Painted Turtle
- Passenger Princess
- Patched Canvas
- Pays d'en Haut
- Pemmican Express
- Permit Holder
- Peterborough
- Pickerelweed
- Pine Marten
- Pond Hopper
- Pork Eater
- Portage Authority
- Portage of Call
- Portage Princess
- Portage Queen
- Portage Shmortage
- Portage Trail
- Practical Yoke
- Prairie Portage
- Prime Rib
- Prospector
- Pry Baby
- Put-In
Q: 3 names
- Quetico Dawn
- Quick Draw
- Quiet Water
R: 17 names
- Rainy Lake
- Raquette
- Recollet Falls
- Reflector Oven
- Rendezvous
- Rental Number Twelve
- Reveille
- Rib Tickler
- Ribs and Planking
- Rivet Counter
- Rivets and All
- Rock Magnet
- Rock Spotter
- Rod by Rod
- Route Card
- Rubaboo
- Running Yoke
S: 52 names
- Saganaga
- Sainte Anne
- Sandhill Crane
- Saranac
- Sawbill
- Sawdust and Varnish
- Sawhorse Sweetheart
- Second Canvas
- Seven Carries
- Seven Coats
- Seventeen Feet of Trouble
- Sheerline
- Shellac Bottom
- Shoe Keel
- Shore Lunch
- Shuttle Bound
- Sibling Rivalry
- Silver Birch
- Single Blade Pride
- Single Carry
- Sir Portage-a-Lot
- Sit and Switch
- Sixteen Footer
- Smells Like Varnish
- Smoke Lake
- Smooth Rock
- Snack Captain
- Snowshoe Hare
- Something Canoe
- Spar Varnish
- Spare Ribs
- Spring Peeper
- St. Regis
- Staff Canoe
- Steam Bent
- Steersman
- Stem Band
- Stern Look
- Stern Parent
- Stern Says Left
- Still Married
- Still Sanding
- Stroke of Luck
- Strongback
- Sunset Rock
- Sweep Boat
- Sweep Dreams
- Sweep Nothings
- Swim Test Survivor
- Swimming Moose
- Switch Sides
- Sylvania
T: 48 names
- T-Rescue
- Tahquamenon
- Tailwind
- Take a Bow
- Take-Out
- Tamarack
- Taps
- Tarp City
- Tea Pail
- Temagami
- Ten Days Out
- The Duffer
- The Green One
- The Kitchen Boat
- The Little Canoe That Could
- The Long Carry
- The Minivan
- The Tin Canoe
- The Yoke's on You
- The Zigzagger
- Thirty Thousand Islands
- Three Generations
- Three Hundred Rods
- Three Pipes Out
- Three Winters
- Three's a Crowd
- Thunder Box
- Thwart Process
- Thwarted Again
- Timber Wolf
- Tippy Canoe
- Tippy McTipface
- Tracking Upstream
- Trapper's Canoe
- Trip Leader
- Trip Report
- Trip Shed
- Tripper
- Tripper's Pride
- Trumpeter Swan
- Trust Exercise
- Tumblehome
- Tump and Circumstance
- Tumpline Tango
- Tuque Rouge
- Turning Over a Canoe Leaf
- Two Hearted River
- Two Paddles No Plan
U: 3 names
- Umbagog
- Up a Creek With a Paddle
- Up North
V: 4 names
- V'là l'Bon Vent
- Varnish Queen
- Volcanoe
- Voyageur's Highway
W: 24 names
- Wabakimi
- Walleye
- Walleye Dinner
- Wannigan Wagon
- Water Lily
- Waterfront Director
- Wet Dog Smell
- Wet Foot Landing
- What's Canoe
- Whip-poor-will
- Whirligig
- White Cedar
- White Pine
- Whitecap Wait
- Who Canoe
- Who Cooks for You
- Who's Steering
- Wild Rice
- Wilderness Tripper
- Windbound
- Winter Project
- Winterer
- Wood and Canvas
- Wrong Bay