Bong Name Generator
Funny, Epic and Punny Names for Your Glass
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Generate a name for your bong, bubbler or rig: puns like James Bong and Gandalf the Green, old-lady classics like Bertha and Mildred, mythic monsters like The Kraken, and sci-fi ships like The Mothership. Pick a name that matches the piece's size, shape and personality.
About bong names
Naming a bong is a tradition that goes back to dorm rooms and head shops of the 1970s, and the habits have barely changed: a piece gets a name the first night it is used, the name is usually a joke, and it sticks for years. The most common families are puns on the word itself (James Bong, Bong Jovi, Bongzilla), wizard and dragon references for tall green or smoky glass (Gandalf the Green, Smaug, Puff the Magic Dragon), old-fashioned human names that make a glass object feel like a grumpy relative (Bertha, Mildred, Ol' Reliable), and intimidating titles for big percolated tubes (The Kraken, Lung Buster, The Widowmaker).
The best names match the piece. A two-foot straight tube earns something monumental like The Tower of Power, Excalibur or The Mothership. A little bubbler suits Bubbles, Lil' Smokey or Gurgles. A beaker with a scientific look can be Bunsen Burner or Dr. Jekyll. Color matters too: green glass leans Kermit, Hulk or Yoda, blue goes Blue Steel or The Abyss.
This list mixes all of those styles, plus pop-culture picks from Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Futurama, Pokémon and classic stoner films. Use it for a new piece, a gift tag, a gaming handle, a group-chat running joke or a prop in a script.
Tips for choosing a name
- Match the name to the build: towering straight tubes get epic or mythic names, squat bubblers get cute or grumpy ones, and scientific beakers get lab and professor names.
- Let color or a feature pick the theme, like a green tube becoming Gandalf the Green or Kermit, a heavily percolated piece becoming Bubbles or The Waterworks, and a huge one becoming The Kraken.
- Puns on the word bong (Bong Jovi, Bongjamin Franklin, Long Bong Silver) land hardest when the original phrase is instantly recognizable, so avoid puns that need explaining.
- A slightly old-fashioned human name (Bertha, Agnes, Phyllis, Ol' Reliable) is the most durable choice and will still be funny after the movie references age out.
- If you share the piece with roommates or friends, pick the name together; a house bong named by committee tends to keep its name longer than one named solo.
Frequently asked questions
Why do people name their bongs?
Mostly for the same reason people name cars and guitars: the piece becomes a fixture of a home or friend group, it gets talked about constantly, and a name makes the inside jokes easier. Glass pieces are also fragile, so naming one is a half-serious way to promise to take care of it.
What are the most popular bong names?
Puns on the word dominate, especially James Bong, Bong Jovi, Bongzilla and Bong Solo. Wizards and dragons are a close second (Gandalf, Smaug, Puff the Magic Dragon), followed by old-lady names like Bertha, Ethel and Mildred, and epic titles like The Kraken, Excalibur and The Mothership for very large pieces.
How do I pick a name for a small bubbler or a dab rig?
Go small and cute or quietly menacing. Bubbles, Gurgles, Lil' Smokey, Squirtle and Fizzgig suit bubblers; rigs with torches suit fire and science names like Bunsen Burner, The Forge, Blast Furnace, Dr. Feelgood or The Percolator.
Can I use these names for something other than a bong?
Yes. They work equally well for hookahs, pipes, vaporizers, grinders or a stoner gamertag, and several (Dank Sinatra, Bongstradamus, Sir Ripsalot) make good names for a smoke-shop mascot or a comedy sketch prop.
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- Gandalf the Green
- Bongzilla
- Sir Ripsalot
- James Bong
- Bong Jovi
- Old Faithful
- The Percolator
- Bubbles
- Big Bertha
- Smaug
- The Green Mile
- Lil' Smokey
- Mothership
- The Death Star
- Excalibur
- Lung Buster
- The Widowmaker
- Sheila
- Cloud Nine
- Cheech
- Chong
- The Tower of Power
- Puff Daddy
- Bong Solo
- Bongo
- Bongzo the Clown
- The Chief
- Rip Van Winkle
- Grandpa Glass
- Lady Glassington
- Dirigible
- Alakazam
- Jaws
- Marvin the Martian
- The Doggfather
- Beluga
- The Shaman
- Ozzy
- Leviathan
- Up in Smoke
- The Steeple
- The Manatee
- Juju
- WALL-E
- Nosferatu
- Yellowstone
- Lapras
- Beatrice
- Long Bong Silver
- Hypnotoad
- Sir Hits-a-Lot
- Rainier
- Snorlax
- Walrus
- Ping Bong
- Shakedown Street
- Shamu
- Bender
- Haunter
- Donatello
- Far Out
- Pequod
- Fire on the Mountain
- Bongtastic
- Bongmaster Flex
- Summer of Love
- Lil' Chimney
- Bong Ho-Tep
- Bubbleicious
- The Submarine
- Ol' Greeny
- Half Dome
- Winterfell
- Monkey Wrench
- Janis
- Michelangelo
- Koffing
- Sasquatch
- Dr. Feelgood
- Bertha
- Cinderella
- Friend of the Devil
- Boo Berry
- Ararat
- Mr. Meeseeks
- Space Oddity
- Mothman
- Zeus
- The Subway
- Glassface
- Erlenmeyer
- The Spout
- The Furnace
- Steam Engine
- Bluntman
- Ol' Glassy
- Wanda
- Ol' Blue Eyes
- Airship
- Wartortle
- Iron Man
- Mike Wazowski
- Godzilla
- Goliath
- Towelie
- Galactica
- The Jersey Devil
- Dr. Evil
- Megatron
- Frostmourne
- Valhalla
- The Crow
- The Blowfish
- Dolores
- Leonardo
- Blast Furnace
- White Castle
- Zen Master
- Blastoise
- Gengar
- Lucky Charms
- The White Whale
- Hydra
- Bubblegum
- Odin's Cup
- Hercules
- Purple Haze
- Peace Pipe
- Pepe
- Gandalf the Gray
- Oscar the Grouch
- Bunsen Burner
- Sandman
- Boiler Room
- Queen Bong
- Plumbus
- Medicine Man
- Kilimanjaro
- Longclaw
- Beetlejuice
- Psyduck
- Iceberg
- Friar Tuck
- The Goblet
- Squirtle
- Bongledore
- King Bong
- Bubba
- Jigglypuff
- The Wizard
- Tardis
- Swamp Thing
- Roxanne
- Le Tigre
- Sweet Leaf
- Fizzgig
- Devil's Tower
- The Dude
- The Andromeda
- Mecha Bong
- Hempress
- Ganja Gary
- Soul Train
- Mr. Mackey
- The Fortress
- Glassius Maximus
- The One Bong
- The Shire
- Nevermore
- Betsy
- Serenity
- Gollum
- Woodstock
- Bong Voyage
- Ol' Dirty
- Khazad-dûm
- Yellow Submarine
- The Bastion
- Pipe Dream
- Bongkok
- The Mars Rover
- Obelisk
- Hong Bong
- Bongthulhu
- Supernova
- Swamp Water
- Dankula
- Nibbler
- Vaporeon
- Cockatrice
- Bubble Trouble
- Night Owl
- Basilisk
- The Night King
- Lucille
- Denali
- Shredder
- Nessie
- Dank Sinatra
- King Kong
- Sensei
- The Rat Pack
- Ethel
- Shrek
- Flipper
- Bongo Fury
- The Kraken
- Lothlorien
- Watchtower
- Scooby
- Magic Dragon
- Austin Powers
- Bongapalooza
- Bubbles McGee
- Glassy McGlassface
- Trainwreck
- Yoda
- Bigfoot
- Thor
- Drogon
- Spyro
- Rivendell
- Bongwater
- Freight Train
- The Stinker
- Xenomorph
- Das Boot
- Agnes
- Bongcano
- Cocoa Puff
- Dazed and Confused
- Blue Whale
- The Comet
- Ahab
- Muk
- Moai
- The Waterworks
- Hoodoo
- Tony the Tiger
- Big Snoop
- Shagadelic
- Wile E.
- The Pillar
- The Beacon
- Dr. Doom
- The Professor
- Taz
- Pike's Peak
- Nightcap
- The Anvil
- Chupacabra
- Titanic
- Bongiorno
- Big Bird
- Snoop Bong
- Free Willy
- Blue Steel
- Mary Jane
- Bismarck
- Rick Sanchez
- The Column
- Chimney
- Tentacool
- Ragnarok
- Kermit
- Frank Sinatra
- Medusa
- Bonginator
- Sledgehammer
- Etna
- The Terminator
- Dankzilla
- The Dungeon
- Mr. Hyde
- Delilah
- Hubba Bubba
- Hippie Dippy
- Bulbasaur
- Haight-Ashbury
- Smokestack
- Old Toby
- Bongathan
- Merlin
- R.I.P.
- Half Baked
- Rodan
- Mewtwo
- Mr. Sandman
- Saruman
- The Sentinel
- Dr. Greenthumb
- Bubba Kush
- Jimi
- Olympus
- Predator
- Tripster
- Donkey Bong
- Voodoo Child
- HAL 9000
- Selkie
- The Oracle
- Bongstradamus
- Everest
- Pipeweed Pete
- Dragonglass
- Bayou
- Black Hole Sun
- The Iron Lung
- Jackhammer
- Locomotive
- The Necronomicon
- The Foundry
- Skynet
- Bongrilla
- The Marsh
- Planet Express
- Bilbo Baggins
- Bebop
- Greta
- Jay and Silent Bob
- Sauron's Eye
- Area 51
- The Lunar Lander
- Pikachu
- Mariana Trench
- The Balrog
- Dumbledore
- Hilda
- The Drill
- Ziggy Stardust
- Count Chocula
- The Green Dragon Inn
- Trippy
- The Keep
- The Sage
- Thunderstruck
- Bongy McBongface
- Roadrunner
- Ditto
- Humpback
- The Lighthouse
- Apollo 420
- Rip Torn
- Bongjour
- Bag End
- Blue Lagoon
- Gris-Gris
- Cypress Hill
- The Hammer
- Banshee
- Witch's Brew
- Black Lagoon
- Rocksteady
- Zeppelin
- Walter Sobchak
- The Minaret
- Tommy Chong
- Hobbiton
- Chimera
- Ol' Reliable
- Third Eye
- The Smelter
- Casey Jones
- Ol' Smokey
- Dragon's Breath
- Sphinx
- Optimus Prime
- Blackstar
- Nebula
- Voodoo
- The Forge
- Bong Juan
- The Chronic
- Hocus Pocus
- Futurama
- Gertrude
- Rushmore
- Bongsaw
- Sky Captain
- The Horn of Gondor
- Jerry Garcia
- The Engine Room
- The Buddha
- The Tube
- Dr. Octopus
- Ripley
- The Spire
- The Blimp
- Longbottom Leaf
- The Lorax
- Reefer Madness
- Test Tube
- Pineapple Express
- Sweet Dreams
- Mojo
- Yeti
- Stinky Pete
- The Mystery Machine
- The Plumber
- Falkor
- Zoidberg
- Stankonia
- Legolas
- Gimli's Axe
- Gurgles
- The Cauldron
- Sinai
- Mushu
- The Matterhorn
- Dr. Strangelove
- Dankenstein
- Crazy Train
- The Dank Knight
- Deep Blue
- Dreamcatcher
- Nirvana
- Glass Joe
- Glassandra
- Geyser
- The Milky Way
- Atlas
- Splinter
- Behemoth
- The Iron Throne
- El Capitan
- Groovy Baby
- Marge
- Easter Island
- Moria
- Slimer
- Cap'n Crunch
- Narwhal
- The Big Lebongski
- Bong Quixote
- Napoleon Bongaparte
- Bongus Khan
- Attila the Bong
- Sir Tokes-a-Lot
- Bong Appétit
- Obi-Wan Kebongi
- Chewbongca
- The Bongfather
- Lord of the Rips
- Phyllis
- Mildred
- Doris
- Edna
- Beulah
- Myrtle
- Gladys
- Harold
- Clyde
- Earl
- Puff the Magic Dragon
- Dr. Jekyll
- The Hulk
- The Abyss
- Treebeard
- Radagast
- Hodor
- The Wall
- Viserion
- Slurm
- Robot Devil
- Weezing
- Gastly
- Oddish
- Spicoli
- Saul Silver
- Thurgood
- Wooderson
- The Bandit
- Nautilus
- Red October
- Nostromo
- Millennium Falcon
- Beaker
- The Reactor
- The Centrifuge
- The Still
- Fafnir
- Jormungandr
- Charybdis
- Grendel
- Tim the Enchanter
- Rincewind
- Bong Marley
- Bongzooka
- Bong Lee
- Bongsai
- Saturn V
- Sputnik
- The Hindenburg
- Tower of Babel
- Big Ben
- Space Needle
- The Monolith
- Glassanova
- Moby Dick
- Thunderdome
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