Appliance Name Generator

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Generate funny names for household appliances: air fryer puns like Sir Crisps-a-Lot and Fry Me to the Moon, air purifier names like Breath of Fresh Air, fridge names like Gerald the Fridge and Leftover Library, plus names for washers, dryers, coffee machines, mixers and toasters.

About appliance names

People name household machines for two reasons. Some apps ask what to call a connected fridge, purifier or washer, and a machine that hums, beeps and runs every day starts to feel like one of the household anyway. A good appliance name is short, one to four words, and it is either a pun on what the machine does or a deadpan human name.

The list of 1,000 is built around the machines people name most. Air fryers get crisp and fry wordplay (Sir Crisps-a-Lot, Fry Me to the Moon, Basket Case). Air purifiers, fans and humidifiers get breath, pollen and mist jokes (Breath of Fresh Air, Pollen Patrol, Mist Opportunity). Fridges and freezers get the cold ones (Fridge Raider, Leftover Library, Permafrost). There are also names for washers and dryers (Spin Cycle Sally, Sock Portal), dishwashers (Plate Expectations), coffee machines and kettles (Bean Machine, Tea Rex), mixers, blenders and cookers (Whisk Taker, Under Pressure) and microwaves, ovens and toasters (Micro Manager, Lord of the Crumbs).

The rest work on any machine: human names with a title such as Gerald the Fridge or Major Appliance, deadpan complaints like Beeps for No Reason, and job titles and ship's crews that name a whole kitchen as a set.

How to choose appliance names

  • If the machine sends alerts to your phone, read the name inside one before you keep it. A message that Gerald the Fridge has its door open, or that Spin Cycle Sally is done, is where the joke pays off.
  • Name the habit, not just the machine. A blender that wakes everyone suits Loud Before Seven, a washer that shuffles suits Walks Across the Floor, and most microwaves have earned Beeps Until Acknowledged.
  • Name pairs together. Wash and Dry, Rinse and Repeat, or Thelma the Washer and Louise the Dryer are funnier side by side than either is alone.
  • For a whole kitchen, pick one group and stay in it: job titles such as Chief Chill Officer, Chief Crisp Officer and Head of Toasting, or the spice rack with Salt, Pepper and Rosemary.
  • Keep it short if you start the machine by voice. Kelvin, Brewster or Gerald are easier to say than a whole song title such as Fry Me to the Moon.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny air fryer names?

The fry and crisp puns come first: Sir Crisps-a-Lot, Fry Me to the Moon, Fryer Tuck, Stay Crispy and Basket Case are all in the list, along with Nugget Whisperer and Small Fry. If you prefer deadpan, try Tiny Convection Oven or Takes Up Half the Counter.

What can I name an air purifier?

Air and breathing wordplay suits a purifier best: Breath of Fresh Air, Air Apparent, Deep Breather, Pollen Patrol, Sneeze Guard and Bless You are in the list. The same group has names for fans and humidifiers, such as Biggest Fan and Mist Opportunity.

What are funny names for a fridge?

Try Fridge Raider, Gerald the Fridge, Leftover Library, Cold Shoulder or Midnight Oasis. A freezer can take the colder ones, such as Permafrost, Kelvin or Deep Freeze. A second fridge in the garage has its own name in the list: Garage Fridge Gary.

Can I name all my appliances as a matching set?

Yes. Part of the list is written as sets: job and court titles (Chief Chill Officer, Minister of Crumbs, Duke of Defrost), a ship's crew (Captain Crisp, First Mate Frosty) and short single words like Salt and Pepper. Pick one group and give each machine a name from it.

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A: 29 names

  • Absolute Zero
  • Achoo Avenger
  • Add Thirty Seconds
  • Add Water
  • Admiral Rinse
  • Against the Grain
  • Agitated Agnes
  • Agitator
  • Agnes the Air Fryer
  • Air Apparent
  • Air Marshal
  • Air of Mystery
  • Air Traffic Control
  • Airy Godmother
  • All Day Simmer
  • All You Knead Is Love
  • Allergy Ally
  • Allergy Season Survivor
  • Almost Done Allegedly
  • Alpine Meadow
  • Ambassador of Breakfast
  • Americano Dream
  • Anti-Sog Device
  • Arctic Blast
  • Ask Me Later
  • Aunt Sudsy
  • Auntie Crumbs
  • Average Joe
  • Avocado Green Survivor

B: 86 names

  • Back of the Pantry
  • Bag of Peas Since Spring
  • Bagel Bouncer
  • Bagel Setting Believer
  • Bake Believe
  • Bake It Till You Make It
  • Bake My Day
  • Baked On Cheese Nemesis
  • Baked to Perfection
  • Baker's Dozen
  • Banana Wrangler
  • Barely Any Oil
  • Baron of Bagels
  • Baron von Sparkle
  • Baroness Bubbles
  • Basement Guardian
  • Basement Troll
  • Basil
  • Basket Case
  • Basket of Joy
  • Basket Weaver
  • Bass Player
  • Batter Half
  • Batter Late Than Never
  • Batter Up
  • Bean Counter
  • Bean Machine
  • Bean Me Up

B, continued

  • Bean Queen
  • Bean There Done That
  • Beat It
  • Bedroom Breeze
  • Beeps for No Reason
  • Beeps Until Acknowledged
  • Bermuda Triangle of Socks
  • Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
  • Big Bertha
  • Big Cold Box
  • Big Inhale
  • Big Linda
  • Big Reggie
  • Biggest Fan
  • Blend In
  • Blend It Like Breakfast
  • Blender Bender
  • Bless You
  • Blinking Twelve
  • Blowing Off Steam
  • Blown Away
  • Blustery Day
  • Bobbin Along
  • Boil Wonder
  • Boiling Point
  • Bone Dry Brian
  • Born to Fry
  • Bosun Brew
  • Bottom Rack Bandit

B, continued

  • Bowl Stacker
  • Bread and Breakfast
  • Bread Winner
  • Break the Ice
  • Breakfast Shift
  • Breath of Fresh Air
  • Breathe Easy
  • Breathing Room
  • Breeze Louise
  • Breezy
  • Brenda the Blender
  • Brew Crew
  • Brew Ha Ha
  • Brewed Awakening
  • Brewmaster General
  • Brewster
  • Brewtiful Morning
  • Broil Wonder
  • Brussels Sprout Believer
  • Bubble Trouble
  • Bubbles
  • Bucket Is Full
  • Bulky Items Bob
  • Bun in the Oven
  • Bureau of Beverages
  • Butter Believe It
  • Butter Half
  • Butter Side Down
  • Butter Side Up

C: 98 names

  • Cabin Boy Kettle
  • Caffeine Fiend
  • Caffeine Queen
  • Calculated Whisk
  • Came Home to Dinner
  • Came With the House
  • Captain Countertop
  • Captain Crisp
  • Captain Suds
  • Car Wash for Clothes
  • Carbon Copy
  • Carousel of Leftovers
  • Carries This Household
  • Casserole Crusade
  • Change My Filter
  • Checked Again Still Nothing
  • Cheese Cave
  • Cheese Drawer Deluxe
  • Chief Breathing Officer
  • Chief Caffeine Officer
  • Chief Chill Officer
  • Chief Crisp Officer
  • Chief Laundry Officer
  • Chili Dog
  • Chill Bill
  • Chill Factor
  • Chill Out Zone
  • Chill Pill
  • Chip Off the Old Block
  • Chip Wizard
  • Chipper
  • Chop Chop

C, continued

  • Clean Air Act
  • Clean as a Whistle
  • Clean or Dirty Nobody Knows
  • Clean Plate Club
  • Clear the Air
  • Clock Says Noon Forever
  • Clocked Out
  • Close the Door Please
  • Cloud Factory
  • Cloud Nine
  • Clunk Goes the Ice
  • Cold Case
  • Cold Comfort
  • Cold Cupboard
  • Cold Cycle
  • Cold Feet
  • Cold Front
  • Cold in the Middle
  • Cold Shoulder
  • Colin the Coffee Maker
  • Colonel Crumb
  • Colonel Kernel
  • Come Fry With Me
  • Commodore Chill
  • Condiment Graveyard
  • Condiment Kingdom
  • Conditioner in Chief
  • Convection Connection
  • Convection Perfection
  • Cool as a Cucumber
  • Cool Beans
  • Cool Customer
  • Cool Story Bro

C, continued

  • Cool Under Pressure
  • Cooler Heads Prevail
  • Corporal Crunch
  • Count Crumbula
  • Counter Goblin
  • Counter Space Invader
  • Countertop Hog
  • Countess of Rinse
  • Court Jester of the Counter
  • Cousin Tumble
  • Cover Your Bowl
  • Covered in Kid Art
  • Cozy Corner
  • Crisp and Shout
  • Crisp Commander
  • Crisp Customer
  • Crisp Decision
  • Crisp Whisperer
  • Crisper Drawer Blues
  • Crispin
  • Crispin Crunchwell
  • Crispy Business
  • Crispy McCrispface
  • Crumb Tray Ray
  • Crumbelievable
  • Crumbs of Comfort
  • Crunch Time
  • Crushed or Cubed
  • Crusty Pan Champion
  • Cup of Joe
  • Cup Runneth Over
  • Cutlery Caddy
  • Cycle Complete

D: 63 names

  • Daily Grind
  • Dame Defrost
  • Dander Commander
  • Dander Defender
  • Decaf Is a Rumor
  • Deep Breather
  • Deep Freeze
  • Deep Thoughts Shallow Oil
  • Defrost Me Maybe
  • Defrost Setting Optimist
  • Deirdre the Dryer
  • Deja Brew
  • Delicate Cycle Diana
  • Department of Dinner
  • Department of Laundry
  • Desert Rescue
  • Dew Point
  • Dial Goes to Six
  • Dice Dice Baby
  • Did You Pre-Rinse
  • Different Kettle Entirely
  • Ding
  • Ding Dong
  • Ding Fries Are Done
  • Dinger
  • Dinner Drawer
  • Dinner Shift
  • Director of Defrosting
  • Director of Dough
  • Dish Duty Dodger
  • Dish Fulfillment

D, continued

  • Dish It Out
  • Dish Jockey
  • Dish Wish
  • Do Not Press That
  • Do or Fry
  • Doctor Brew
  • Doctor Defrost
  • Doctor Drip
  • Does Its Best
  • Door Ajar
  • Door Was Left Open
  • Doris the Dishwasher
  • Dorm Room Veteran
  • Dough Hook Captain
  • Dough Nation
  • Dough Not Disturb
  • Drawer of Wonders
  • Drip Collector
  • Drip Drop
  • Drip Sergeant
  • Drumstick Drummer
  • Dry
  • Dry Humor
  • Dry Spell Breaker
  • Duchess of Decaf
  • Duchess of Dough
  • Duke of Defrost
  • Duke of Dishes
  • Dumpling Darling
  • Dust Bouncer
  • Dust Mote Detective
  • Dusty but Loved

E: 22 names

  • Earl Grey's Chauffeur
  • Earl of Espresso
  • Easy Breezy
  • Egg Hotel
  • Eight Hours Later
  • Eleven Mustards
  • Emperor of Ice
  • Employee of the Month
  • Empty My Bucket
  • End of Cycle Serenade
  • English Muffin Butler
  • Error Code Poetry
  • Error E4
  • Espresso Express
  • Espresso Patronum
  • Espresso Yourself
  • Estimated Time Is a Guess
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Rinse
  • Eternal Winter
  • Every Breath You Take
  • Everything Goes in Here
  • Extra Crispy

F: 60 names

  • Family Bulletin Board
  • Fan Club President
  • Fan Favorite
  • Fan Fiction
  • Fan of the Family
  • Fantastic Mr. Fan
  • Filter Light Is On Again
  • Filtered Opinions
  • Final Spin
  • Fiona the Fan
  • First Class Fryer
  • First Mate Frosty
  • Five Beeps of Doom
  • Flashing Light of Mystery
  • Flat White Knight
  • Flip at Half Time
  • Fluff and Fold
  • Fluffy
  • Fog Machine
  • Forest Bath
  • Fork It Over
  • Fork Lift
  • Four Hundred Degrees
  • Four Slice Flora
  • Frank the Freezer
  • Freeze Frame
  • Freezer Burn Notice
  • French Door Francine
  • Frequent Fryer
  • Fresh Start

F, continued

  • Frida the Fridge
  • Fridge Magnet Museum
  • Fridge of Sighs
  • Fridge Over Troubled Water
  • Fridge Raider
  • Fridge Too Far
  • Fridgerton
  • Fridget Jones
  • Fridgey McFridgeface
  • Friendly Wave
  • Fries Before Sunrise
  • Frost Advisory
  • Frosty Reception
  • Frozen Berry Bully
  • Frozen Pea Keeper
  • Fry Another Day
  • Fry Hard
  • Fry Like an Eagle
  • Fry Me a River
  • Fry Me to the Moon
  • Fry-Yay
  • Fryer Power
  • Fryer Tuck
  • Frying Colors
  • Frying Saucer
  • Frying Solo
  • Full of Beans
  • Full of Hot Air
  • Full Plate
  • Full Steam Ahead

G: 35 names

  • Gale Force
  • Galley Master
  • Garage Exile
  • Garage Fridge Gary
  • Garage Yeti
  • Garbage Guts
  • Gathering Dust Gracefully
  • General Humidity
  • General Purpose
  • Gentle Giant
  • Gentle Zephyr
  • Gerald
  • Gerald the Fridge
  • Gesundheit
  • Ginger
  • Give It a Whirl
  • Glacial Pace
  • Glacier
  • Glass Act
  • Glass Half Clean
  • Golden Brown
  • Golden Hour
  • Golden Retriever of Fries
  • Gone With the Wind
  • Good as Golden
  • Grace Under Pressure
  • Grain of Truth
  • Grandpa Percolator
  • Granny Simmer
  • Grate Expectations
  • Grate Scott
  • Griddle Me This
  • Grind Time
  • Grumbles Under the Sink
  • Guardian of the Leftovers

H: 32 names

  • Half Baked Idea
  • Half Power Howard
  • Halfway Shaker
  • Hardest Worker Here
  • Harvest Gold Legend
  • Has Bean
  • Hash Brown Hero
  • Hay Fever Hero
  • Head in the Clouds
  • Head of Hot Water
  • Head of Leftovers
  • Head of Rinsing
  • Head of Toasting
  • Heat Wave
  • Heaven Is a Place on Oven
  • Heavy Duty Judy
  • Heavy Sigh
  • Heir to the Air
  • High and Dry
  • High Fryer
  • Hiss Majesty
  • Hot Air Balloon
  • Hot Air Hero
  • Hot Cycle
  • Hot Sauce Embassy
  • House Hippo
  • Humid Being
  • Humidity Fairy
  • Humphrey the Humidifier
  • Hums in the Night
  • Hums You to Sleep
  • Hung Out to Dry

I: 17 names

  • Ian the Iron
  • Ice Age
  • Ice Cream Sanctuary
  • Ice Dispenser of Destiny
  • Ice Ice Maybe
  • Ice Pop Depot
  • Ice to Meet You
  • Ice Work If You Can Get It
  • Icebreaker
  • Igloo Sweet Igloo
  • Impulse Purchase
  • In the Mix
  • Inhale Exhale
  • Inherited From Grandma
  • Is This Clean or Dirty
  • It Was on Sale
  • It'll All Come Out in the Wash

J: 10 names

  • Jack Frost
  • Jam Sanctuary
  • Jam Session
  • Java Jive
  • Jitterbug
  • Joe
  • Juice Box Hero
  • Juicy Details
  • Jumpy
  • Just Breathe

K: 18 names

  • Kale Chip Enabler
  • Kale Crusher
  • Keep Warm Kevin
  • Keep Your Cool
  • Keeper of the Oat Milk
  • Kelvin
  • Kelvin the Cold
  • Kenneth the Kettle
  • Kettle Drum
  • Kettle of Fish
  • Kettlebelle
  • King Crisp
  • King of the Kitchen
  • Kitchen Gremlin
  • Knead a Hand
  • Knead for Speed
  • Knead to Know
  • Knives Down Please

L: 54 names

  • Lady Crumpet
  • Lady Lather
  • Land of Forgotten Leftovers
  • Lasagna Pan Survivor
  • Last Week's Lasagna
  • Late Night Infomercial Find
  • Lather Rinse Repeat
  • Latte Da
  • Laundry Day Legend
  • Laundry Room Hermit
  • Lava Outside Ice Inside
  • Lazy Susan's Cousin
  • Lead Singer
  • Learning to Fry
  • Leftover Library
  • Leftover Lodge
  • Leftover Reviver
  • Let It Fry
  • Lettuce Be
  • Lid Not Closed
  • Lieutenant Lint
  • Life Support
  • Lint Collector
  • Lint Lord
  • Lint Roller Coaster
  • Lint Trap Lenny
  • Lint Whisperer

L, continued

  • Liquefier in Chief
  • Little Blue Light
  • Little Edna
  • Little Gus
  • Little Iceberg
  • Little Miss Mist
  • Lives in the Cupboard
  • Load Bearing
  • Load It My Way
  • Load Star
  • Loaded Wrong Again
  • Loaf Actually
  • Loaf Affair
  • Loaf Is All You Need
  • London Fridge
  • Looks Left Looks Right
  • Lord Humsworth
  • Lord of the Crumbs
  • Lord of the Lungs
  • Loud Before Seven
  • Loud for No Reason
  • Louder Than Advertised
  • Louise the Dryer
  • Love Is in the Air
  • Low and Slow
  • Lunch in Nine Minutes
  • Lungs of the Living Room

M: 52 names

  • Mabel the Microwave
  • Madame Bubbles
  • Madame Espresso
  • Magnet Gallery
  • Main Course
  • Main Squeeze
  • Major Appliance
  • Major Undertaking
  • Makes That Noise
  • Marquis of Toast
  • Maxine the Mixer
  • Melting Pot
  • Merry Crispness
  • Micro Manager
  • Micro Wave Goodbye
  • Midnight Oasis
  • Midnight Snack Supplier
  • Mike the Microwave
  • Milk Bar
  • Milk Minder
  • Minibar
  • Minister of Cold Storage
  • Minister of Crumbs
  • Ministry of Clean Plates
  • Miss Daisy Dries
  • Miss Rinse

M, continued

  • Mist Congeniality
  • Mist Demeanor
  • Mist Opportunity
  • Misty Morning
  • Mix and Mingle
  • Mixed Feelings
  • Mixed Signals
  • Mocha Me Crazy
  • Mocha Motion
  • Moisture Minister
  • Monday Survival Kit
  • Morning Dew
  • Morning Person Maker
  • Mote Control
  • Mountain Morning
  • Mozzarella Stickler
  • Mr. Chill
  • Mr. Frosty Pants
  • Mr. Toasty
  • Mr. Whirly
  • Mrs. Crumbworth
  • Mrs. Dinglebell
  • Mug Shot
  • Museum of Leftovers
  • Mystery Button
  • Mystery Container

N: 24 names

  • Natural Release
  • Navigator Nugget
  • Needs a Minute
  • Never Boils When Watched
  • Never Lets It Reach Zero
  • New Year's Resolution
  • Night Shift
  • Ninety Minutes Remaining
  • No Filter
  • No Oil No Problem
  • No Pressure
  • No Scrubs
  • North Pole Annex
  • Nose Knows
  • Nose to the Grindstone
  • Not a Fan
  • Not Before Coffee
  • Not Now
  • Nugget Navigator
  • Nugget Nest
  • Nugget Whisperer
  • Number One Fan
  • Nurse Rinse
  • Nursery Guardian

O: 34 names

  • Odd Sock Society
  • Odor in the Court
  • Off Balance Again
  • Office of Fresh Air
  • Oil Be Back
  • Oil Free and Easy
  • Old Faithful
  • Old Humphrey
  • Old Rattles
  • Old Reliable
  • Older Than the Kids
  • Olive the Oven
  • On a Break
  • On the Boil
  • One Minute for Ten Minutes
  • One Minute Wonder
  • One Side Only
  • One Sock Wonder
  • One Teaspoon Wonder
  • Onion Ring Leader
  • Only Humid
  • Only Uses Normal Cycle
  • Oolong Time No See
  • Opening Act
  • Oscillate Wildly
  • Oscillating Oscar
  • Out Darn Spot
  • Out of Thin Air
  • Out of Warranty Yesterday
  • Out to Lunch
  • Oven and Out
  • Oven's Little Cousin
  • Overflow Fridge
  • Overworked and Underplugged

P: 64 names

  • Paddle Attachment Pat
  • Pan Handler
  • Pan Pal
  • Pantry Gnome
  • Paradise by the Rice Cooker Light
  • Particle Accelerator
  • Particle Collector
  • Paused Indefinitely
  • Penguin Palace
  • Pepper
  • Percy the Purifier
  • Perfect Blend
  • Perk Up
  • Perky
  • Permafrost
  • Permafrost Pete
  • Permanent Press Pass
  • Personal Rainforest
  • Pet Hair Peacekeeper
  • Pizza Bunker
  • Pizza Resurrector
  • Planetary Motion
  • Plate Expectations
  • Plate Tectonics
  • Playing It Cool
  • Please Descale Me
  • Polar Vortex Junior
  • Pollen Bouncer
  • Pollen Customs
  • Pollen Patrol
  • Pollen Wrangler
  • Pop Goes the Weasel

P, continued

  • Pop Star
  • Pop Up Shop
  • Popcorn Button Skeptic
  • Popcorn Popper Poppy
  • Popcorn Prophet
  • Pot Calling
  • Pot Luck
  • Pot of Gold
  • Pour Decisions
  • Pour Little Thing
  • Pre-Rinse Skeptic
  • Preheat Patience
  • Preheat Pete
  • Preheated and Ready
  • Press Secretary
  • Pressure Makes Diamonds
  • Prince of Pressure
  • Princess Percolator
  • Private Simmer
  • Probably Fine
  • Professor Crumb
  • Professor Percolate
  • Professor Whirl
  • Proof Positive
  • Pulled Pork Professor
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Pulp Friction
  • Pulse Check
  • Pulse Setting Purist
  • Pumpernickel Pete
  • Puree Genius
  • Puree Imagination

Q: 6 names

  • Quali-Tea
  • Quartermaster Crumb
  • Queen of Clean
  • Queen of the Countertop
  • Quiet as a Whisper
  • Quietly Cleaning the Sky

R: 31 names

  • Rack and Roll
  • Rack Star
  • Read the Manual Never
  • Reason I Get Up
  • Regret Nothing
  • Reheats Coffee Thrice
  • Remix
  • Repeat
  • Replaced the Oven
  • Rhythm Section
  • Ricardo the Rice Cooker
  • Rice and Shine
  • Rice Rice Baby
  • Rice to Meet You
  • Ring Master
  • Rinse
  • Rinse Aid Is Low
  • Rinse and Shine
  • Rinse Charming
  • Rise and Grind
  • Rise to the Occasion
  • Roast Master
  • Roast of the Town
  • Rolling Boil Roland
  • Rolling in Dough
  • Rosemary
  • Rough and Tumble
  • Royal Tea
  • Runs All Night
  • Runs at Midnight
  • Rye Humor

S: 120 names

  • Salad Days
  • Salt
  • Sandwich Press Corps
  • Sauce Vault
  • Scrub a Dub
  • Scrub Club
  • Sea Breeze
  • Second Chance Pizza
  • Second Helping
  • Second Mate Simmer
  • Second Wind
  • Secretary of Steam
  • Senior Intern
  • Senses When You Cook Bacon
  • Sergeant Suds
  • Setting Four Forever
  • Seventeen Settings Uses One
  • Sewing Bee
  • Shake and Wait
  • Shake the Basket
  • Shakes Its Head at You
  • Ship's Cook
  • Shoot the Breeze
  • Shot Caller
  • Shred of Evidence
  • Shrink Ray
  • Side by Side Sid
  • Side Dish
  • Sigh of Relief
  • Simmer Down
  • Sir Beeps
  • Sir Brews-a-Lot
  • Sir Crisps-a-Lot
  • Sir Spins-a-Lot
  • Sits in the Corner Judging Dust
  • Sixty-Eight and Holding
  • Slice of Life
  • Slot Machine
  • Slow and Steady
  • Slow Drip Sid

S, continued

  • Slow Jam
  • Slow Poke
  • Small Fry
  • Small Oven Big Dreams
  • Smell Ya Later
  • Smells Like Dinner
  • Smooth Criminal
  • Smooth Operator
  • Smooth Talker
  • Snack Oracle
  • Snack Shack
  • Snack Vault
  • Sneeze Guard
  • Sneeze Stopper
  • Snow Day
  • Snowdrift
  • Snowed In
  • Soak It In
  • Soak Opera
  • Soap Opera
  • Sock Eater
  • Sock Goblin
  • Sock Monster
  • Sock Portal
  • Sock Thief
  • Sog Blocker
  • Soggy
  • Soggy No More
  • Something's Brewing
  • Soup Splatter Museum
  • Sourdough Sue
  • Sparkle Department
  • Sparkle Motion
  • Spill the Beans
  • Spill the Tea
  • Spin Class
  • Spin Cycle Sally
  • Spin Doctor
  • Spin Me Right Round
  • Spin the Plate

S, continued

  • Splash
  • Splish
  • Spoon Fed
  • Spotless Mind
  • Spring Loaded
  • Spring Roll Call
  • Spud Buddy
  • Spud Launcher
  • Spudnik
  • Squeak Performance
  • Squeaky
  • Squeaky Clean
  • Stand and Deliver
  • Standing Here Staring
  • Static Cling
  • Stay Crispy
  • Steam Dream
  • Steam Press Steve
  • Steam Team
  • Steep Learning Curve
  • Stemware Steward
  • Stew Crew
  • Stew Pendous
  • Stewie
  • Sticky Situation
  • Still in Warranty
  • Still Nothing to Eat
  • Still Warm Inside
  • Stirring Speech
  • Stop Waffling
  • Stopped at One Second
  • Suds in the City
  • Suds McGee
  • Suds Up
  • Sudsy
  • Summer's Only Friend
  • Superfan
  • Susan the Slow Cooker
  • Suspiciously Quiet
  • Sweet Potato Pete

T: 72 names

  • Take a Deep Breath
  • Take It for a Spin
  • Takeout Menu Archive
  • Takes Up Half the Counter
  • Tall Cold Friend
  • Tea and Sympathy
  • Tea for Two
  • Tea Party
  • Tea Rex
  • Tea Time
  • Technically an Oven
  • Tenured Employee
  • Thank Goodness It's Fry Day
  • Thanks a Latte
  • The Beverage Annex
  • The Countertop Cyclone
  • The Crisperer
  • The Crunch Bunch
  • The Dampener
  • The Drummer
  • The Filtration Station
  • The Food Closet
  • The Fridgefather
  • The Frying Dutchman
  • The Great Inhaler of Dust
  • The Humming Monolith
  • The Light Stays On
  • The Magic Drawer
  • The New Favorite
  • The Noise Is Normal
  • The Nose
  • The Reheater
  • The Royal Rinser
  • The Sniff Test
  • The Wash Whisperer
  • Thelma the Washer

T, continued

  • There's Room for One More
  • Thermostat Wars Veteran
  • Thin Ice
  • Thinking About It
  • Thirty Second Hero
  • Thumps in the Night
  • Thyme
  • Tilt Head Ted
  • Time Fries
  • Tiny Cloud Maker
  • Tiny Convection Oven
  • Tip of the Iceberg
  • Toast Busters
  • Toast of the Town
  • Toast With the Most
  • Toasty McToastface
  • Toasty Toes
  • Toby the Toaster
  • Top Freezer Theo
  • Top of the Fridge Resident
  • Top Rack Only
  • Top Rack Tony
  • Tornado in a Drawer
  • Tot Spot
  • Tot Topper
  • Tower of Breeze
  • Treasurer of Tea
  • Tumble Royale
  • Tumble Weed
  • Tundra
  • Turbo Mode at Three A.M.
  • Turntable DJ
  • Twelve Minutes Flat
  • Two A.M. Lighthouse
  • Two Minutes on High
  • Two Slice Tony

U: 11 names

  • Unbalanced Load Larry
  • Uncle Frosty
  • Under Pressure
  • Underappreciated
  • Unfiltered
  • Union Break
  • Unpaid Intern
  • Up in the Air
  • Upper Crumb
  • Used It Once
  • Used Twice in March

V: 6 names

  • Vacuum of Space
  • Venting Session
  • Vice President of Snacks
  • Vintage Vibes
  • Viscount Vent
  • Viscountess Steam

W: 50 names

  • Waffle Cut Walter
  • Waffling On
  • Wake Up Call
  • Wakes the Whole House
  • Walking on Air
  • Walks Across the Floor
  • Walter the Washer
  • Warden of the Yogurt
  • Warm Towel Factory
  • Wash
  • Wash and Learn
  • Washed Up
  • Watched Pot
  • Water Line Wonder
  • Water Under the Fridge
  • Wave Hello
  • Wave Rider
  • Wedding Gift
  • Weekend Warrior
  • Weeknight Hero
  • Wet Your Whistle
  • What's in the Foil
  • Where Lettuce Goes to Rest
  • Where Socks Go
  • Whip It Good

W, continued

  • Whip Smart
  • Whipped Into Shape
  • Whirled Peas
  • Whirlwind Chef
  • Whisk Business
  • Whisk It for the Biscuit
  • Whisk Me Away
  • Whisk Taker
  • Whistle While You Work
  • White Noise Machine
  • Whole Latte Love
  • Wide Slot Wanda
  • Will Outlive Us All
  • Window Unit Wendy
  • Winds of Change
  • Wing Commander
  • Wing Night
  • Wingman
  • Winifred the Waffle Iron
  • Winter Is Stored Here
  • Wishy Washy
  • Working on It
  • Works Well Under Pressure
  • Worth Every Penny
  • Wrinkle in Time

Y: 5 names

  • Yeast Mode
  • Yeast of Eden
  • Yes It Can Do Cookies
  • Yeti's Pantry
  • You're Letting the Cold Out

Z: 1 name

  • Zero Kelvin Club