Always Sunny Team Name Generator
Team names for fans of the Paddy's Pub gang
Generate team names for fans of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: league names like The Gang Wins the League and The Gang Hits the Waiver Wire, fantasy football names like Bird Law Blitz, and bowling, trivia and darts names such as Pepe Silvia's Pin Pals and Bird Law Scholars.
About Always Sunny team names
These are team names for fans of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the sitcom about the gang that runs Paddy's Pub in South Philadelphia. Many of its episode titles follow one pattern, "The Gang" plus whatever goes wrong that week, which suits league life: The Gang Wins the League, The Gang Hits the Waiver Wire, The Gang Forgets to Set a Lineup.
The 1,000 names cover the places a team needs one. Fantasy football names pair a show reference with a football term and use no player, coach or pro team, so they do not date when rosters change (Bird Law Blitz, Fourth and Flipadelphia). Bowling, trivia, softball and darts each get a share (Pepe Silvia's Pin Pals, So Anyway, We Started Guessing, Bunt Law, Rickety Cricket Darts Club), next to bar-league names, scheme and product names, Nightman and Dayman nods, Philadelphia names, role names and group chat names.
Nearly all of the list is new wordplay on things a viewer will recognize. A small share are plain references, such as Flipadelphia, Birds of War and Science Is a Liar Sometimes. The show is crude and this list is not, so a quiz host can read any name aloud. This is a fan page with no affiliation with FX or the people who make the show.
How to choose Always Sunny team names
- Pick a reference the whole team knows. The Wild Cards, Bird Law Associates and Team Dayman land with casual viewers; Golden Geese Forever and Invigaron Brain Trust are for a table of rewatchers.
- For fantasy football, keep it short enough for the league's name field and the weekly matchup screen: Bird Law Blitz, Five-Star Flex and Jabroni Formation all fit.
- Say it aloud before you commit. Spare Me, Jabroni and Quiz Me, Jabroni work in one breath from a quiz host or over an alley speaker, while a long title such as The Gang Tries Desperately to Win a Trophy is better on the back of a shirt.
- Match the name to the event. Bowling suits Trash Man Turkeys, softball suits Bunt Law, darts suits Rickety Cricket Darts Club and a group chat suits Carol in HR Is Typing.
- With a "The Gang ..." name, choose the one that is true of your team. The Gang Shows Up Late and The Gang Splits the Tab are funnier when everyone knows they are accurate.
Frequently asked questions
What are good Always Sunny fantasy football names?
Try Wild Card Round Wild Cards, Bird Law Blitz, Fourth and Flipadelphia, Garbage Time Trash Men or The Gang Hits the Waiver Wire. Every fantasy name here pairs a show reference with a football term and uses no real player, coach or pro team, so it will not go out of date in the middle of a season.
What is a good Always Sunny bowling team name?
Pepe Silvia's Pin Pals, Spare Me, Jabroni, The Seven-Ten Schemers, Trash Man Turkeys and The Gang Rolls a Gutter Ball all read well on an alley scoreboard. For a team that bowls out of its local bar, Paddy's Pub Pinheads does the job.
How do the "The Gang ..." names work?
Many of the show's episode titles begin with "The Gang" and then say what happens. The list bends that pattern to league life: The Gang Makes the Playoffs, The Gang Needs a Sub, The Gang Demands a Recount. They are written for this page in the style of those titles, and none of them is presented as an episode title.
Is this page connected with the show?
No. It is a fan page with no affiliation with FX or the people who make It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The names are wordplay on the show's world for leagues, quiz nights and group chats, a small share are plain references such as Flipadelphia and Birds of War, and none is presented as an official team name.
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All 1,000 Always Sunny team names
A: 19 names
- A Good Bag of Spaghetti
- A Musical for No Reason
- A Nice Egg in This Trying Time
- A Very Sunny Bye Week
- A Very Sunny Postseason
- Ah-Ah-Ah Ensemble
- Airmail From the Mailroom
- All Looks, No Muscle
- All Muscle, No Brains
A, continued
- All Wild Cards, No Brains
- Always Cloudy in the Cellar
- Always Sunny in the Standings
- Always Sunny on the Back Nine
- Arbitration in the Back Office
- Arcade Rats of Risk E. Rat's
- Art Museum Step Counters
- Artemis Runs the Lights
- Artemis Sent a Voice Memo
- Attorneys at Bird Law
B: 63 names
- Back Alley Entrance
- Backstage at the Nightman
- Bag of Spaghetti Club
- Bags Full of Pepe
- Barflies of Brotherly Love
- Barrels of Gas in the Basement
- Bartenders Who Never Pour
- Basement Rat Patrol
- Bases Loaded With Schemes
- Beefs to Be Squashed
- Beer Pong Bird Lawyers
- Behind the Bar Bunch
B, continued
- Being Frank About Our Record
- Ben the Soldier's Platoon
- Benchwarmers of Brotherly Love
- Big Mo's Laser Tag Legends
- Billboard Models Wanted
- Bird Law Associates
- Bird Law Bag Tossers
- Bird Law Ballers
- Bird Law Bank Shots
- Bird Law Bar Exam
- Bird Law Batters
- Bird Law Birdies
- Bird Law Blitz
B, continued
- Bird Law Bowlers
- Bird Law Bullseyes
- Bird Law Bye Week
- Bird Law Firm
- Bird Law Hotline
- Bird Law Illegal Formation
- Bird Law Office Hours
- Bird Law Review
- Bird Law Rulebook
- Bird Law Scholars
- Bird With Teeth
- Birdies, Bogeys and Bird Law
B, continued
- Birds of War
- Birds of War Marching Band
- Birds of War Tag Team
- Board Game Night at the Worst Bar
- Boathouse Row Bar Flies
- Bodyguards of the Blind Side
- Bodyguards Without Clients
- Boiled Denim Outfitters
- Boiled Over Hard
- Boiled Over Hard Count
- Bonnie Kelly's Booster Club
- Bonus Round at the Worst Bar
- Booked the Theater, Skipped Rehearsal
B, continued
- Bowling Helmet Brigade
- Box Full of Blitzes
- Boxes Full of Pepe
- Brains, Looks, Muscle, Wild Card
- Bridge Toll Bootleg
- Broad Street Bar Owners
- Bump, Set, Scheme
- Bunt Law
- Burn the Loser's Game Pieces
- Bust at the Worst Bar
- By Bodyguards, for Bodyguards
- By Linemen, for Linemen
- Bye Week at the Pub
C: 71 names
- Can We Offer You a Spare
- Can We Offer You a Wrong Answer
- Carol Has Left the Chat
- Carol in HR Fan Club
- Carol in HR Has the Answer Key
- Carol in HR Is Typing
- Carol in the Red Zone
- Cat Eyes and Karate
- Caw Caw Collective
- Celebrity Booze Brand Managers
- Center Ice Slap Shot Contest
- Chalk It Up to Charlie Work
- Champion of the Sunday League
- Champions of the Pun
C, continued
- Champions of the Sun
- Champions of the Sunday
- Champions of the Sunny Outfield
- Chardee MacBowling
- Chardee MacDennis Champions
- Chardee MacDennis Rules Committee
- Chardee MacDraft Night
- Chardee MacGroup Chat
- Chardee MacTrivia
- Charlie Catches a Fly Ball
- Charlie Goes America All Over the League
- Charlie Goes for Two
- Charlie Kelly Fan Club
- Charlie Reads the Questions
C, continued
- Charlie Returns a Punt
- Charlie Rules the League
- Charlie Rules the Waiver Wire
- Charlie Sent a Drawing
- Charlie Types in All Caps
- Charlie Work at Third Base
- Charlie Work Chalkers
- Charlie Work Crew
- Charlie Work Grounds Crew
- Charlie Work Lane Crew
- Charlie Work Never Ends
- Charlie Work Orders
- Charlie Work Specialists
- Charlie Work Study Group
C, continued
- Charlie Work Union Local
- Charlie Work Waiver Claims
- Charlie's Dream Book Club
- Charlie's Rock Opera Company
- Cheese Before a Date
- Cheese Before a Playoff Game
- Cheesesteak and Milk Steak
- Chemical Toilet Reunion Tour
- Chess Club vs. Russia
- City of Brotherly Schemes
- Closed for a Scheme
- Closers for Closure
- Coffee Shop Princess Formation
- Cold Open at Paddy's
C, continued
- Colonial Paddy's Pub
- Commissioner of Bird Law
- Couch to the End Zone
- Country Mac's Tailgate
- Cracked Like the Liberty Bell
- Cricket Has Entered the Chat
- Cricket, the Dart Game
- Crowtein Combine
- Crowtein Shakers
- Cultivating Mass in the Dugout
- Cultivating Mass Knowledge
- Cultivating Massive Linemen
- Cultivating Pins
- Cut the Brakes Blitz
- Cut the Brakes, Hit the Pins
D: 40 names
- Dance Marathon Last Team Standing
- Dance Marathon Survivors
- Dancing for the Deed
- Dartboard Full of Red String
- Day Bow Bow Blitz
- Dayman Appreciation Society
- Dayman Day Shift
- Dayman Deep Threat
- Dayman Double Out
- Dayman Doubleheader
- Dayman Fan Mail
- Dayman Jazz Hands
- Dayman Strike Force
D, continued
- Dayman Sunrise Shift
- Dayman vs. Nightman
- Dayman, Fighter of the Wrong Answers
- Dee Coaches Youth Basketball
- Dee Day Doubleheader
- Dee, Nobody Asked
- Delaware River Crabbers
- Denim Chicken Dinner Winners
- Denim Chickens
- Dennis and Dee Get a Trophy
- Dennis and Dee Go on a Losing Streak
- Dennis Bats Cleanup
- Dennis Grades the Draft
D, continued
- Dennis Looks for a Trade Partner
- Dennis Polishes the Bowling Ball
- Dennis Rates the Lanes
- Dennis Takes a Mental Health Bye Week
- Derivative, Says Ongo
- Dislikes: People's Knees and Picture Rounds
- Do Not Add the McPoyles
- Door to Door Gasoline
- Door to Door Knife Salesmen
- Down the Shore Crew
- Dr. Toboggan's Bobsled Team
- Draft Day Schemers
- Dugout Full of Pepe
- Dynamic Duo Draft Picks
E: 20 names
- Egg in This Trying Bye Week
- Egg in This Trying Frame
- Egg in This Trying Inning
- Egg in This Trying Leg
- Egg in This Trying Round
- Electric Dream Machine
- Electric Dream Machine Offense
- Electric Dream Quiz Machine
- Emergency Bar Meeting
- Emergency Cheese
E, continued
- Emotional Battery
- Empty Bar Stool Society
- Escape Room at Dee's Place
- Every Team Needs a Wild Card
- Exact Change for the Troll
- Experts in Bunt Law
- Experts in Lane Law
- Extra Innings, Extra Schemes
- Extra Jelly Beans, Raw
- Extra Point for Closure
F: 65 names
- Family Fight Contestants
- Felt Table Filibuster
- Fight Like a Cornerback
- Fight Like a Crow
- Fight Milk Crew
- Fight Milk Fan Club
- Fight Milk Fast Break
- Fight Milk Flights
- Fight Milk for Thought
- Fight Milk Four-Baggers
- Fight Milk Fullbacks
- Fight Milk Mile
- Fight Milk Sluggers
F, continued
- Fight Milk Spokesmen
- Fight Milk Strikers
- Fighter of the Night Shift
- Fighters of the Nightman
- Filibuster Club
- Filibuster the Final Answer
- Filibuster the Foul Line
- Filibuster the Pitch Clock
- Filibuster the Play Clock
- Final Answer: Bird Law
- Finisher Car Pool
- Fired From the Job Cannon Arm
- Five Idiots, One Chat
F, continued
- Five Owners, Zero Customers
- Five Schemes, No Plan
- Five Wild Cards
- Five-Star Answers
- Five-Star Fielders
- Five-Star Finishers
- Five-Star Flex
- Five-Star Frames
- Five-Star Men
- Five-Star Recruits
- Five-Star Reviews Only
- Flip Cup Rivalry Reignited
- Flip, Flip, Flipadelphia
F, continued
- Flipadelphia
- Flipadelphia Alumni Association
- Flipadelphia Bat Flippers
- Flipadelphia Fact Flippers
- Flipadelphia Finalists
- Flipadelphia Flea Flicker
- Flipadelphia Flight Club
- Flipadelphia Flip Cup Club
- Flipadelphia Freedom
- Flipadelphia Pin Flippers
- Flowers for Our Opponents
- Foosball Five-Star Men
- Fourth and Flipadelphia
F, continued
- Frank Bought a What Now
- Frank Buys the Umpire
- Frank Falls Out of the Standings
- Frank Is Offline Under a Bridge
- Frank Sets the Lineup on Fire
- Frank's Back in the Lineup
- Frank's Bowling Trophy
- Frank's Fluid Offense
- Frank's Fluids Hydration Station
- Frank's Fluids LLC
- Frank's Rental Shoes
- Frank's Slush Fund
- Friendship for Everyone FC
G: 39 names
- Gail the Snail Is Muted
- Game of Games Night
- Garbage Time Trash Men
- Gas Crisis Game Plan
- Gas Crisis Solvers
- Ghoul Friends
- Ghouls in the Outfield
- Ghouls of the Gutter
- Ghouls on the Goal Line
- Gladys and the Keyboard Section
- Gladys on Piano
- Go Toe to Toe on Trivia
- Golden Geese Forever
G, continued
- Golden Geese Goal Line
- Golden Geese Gutter Club
- Golden God Break Shot
- Golden God Checkout
- Golden God Gloves
- Golden God Golf Cart
- Golden God Gridiron
- Golden God Jump Shots
- Golden God Rolls
- Golden God Updates
- Golden God Yelling Match
- Golden Gods
- Golden Gods of Trivia
G, continued
- Green Man and the Sidelines
- Green Man Dance Team
- Green Man End Zone Dance
- Green Man Group Bowling
- Green Man Gutter Dance
- Green Man Seventh-Inning Stretch
- Green Men
- Grilled Charlie Catering
- Grilled Charlie Gridiron
- Grilled Charlies
- Gruesome Twosome Backfield
- Gruesome Twosome Double Play
- Gutter Ball Golden Gods
H: 18 names
- Half Credit for Bird Law
- Half the Employees Do Not Exist
- Handoff to the Trash Man
- Hard Boiled Egg Brigade
- Hello Fellow Commissioner
- Hello Fellow Quizzers
- Hits the Slopes Ski Team
- Hobbies: Magnets and Trivia
- Hockey Shot for the Money
H, continued
- Holes in the Wall at Paddy's
- Home Bar Advantage
- Home Plate Is Behind the Bar
- Honey and Vinegar Closers
- Hot Plate Cooks
- How Mac Got Benched
- Hugh Honey's Open House
- Hundred Dollar Babies
- Hurry-Up Scheme
I: 18 names
- I Am a Golden God
- I Am the Trash Man
- I Eat Garbage Time Points
- Idiots and Savages
- Idiots, All of You
- Illegal Use of Bird Law
- Infield Fly Bird Law
- Injured Reserve Since the Dance Marathon
- Invigaron Brain Trust
I, continued
- Invigaron Injury Report
- Invigaron Sales Force
- Invigaron Starter Kit
- Irish Pub, Allegedly
- Is the Bar Even Open
- It Was Never a Musical
- It's Always Funny at Trivia
- It's Always Runny in Philadelphia
- It's Always Sunny on Our Side of the Bracket
J: 20 names
- Jabroni Formation
- Jabroni Squad
- Jabronis on the Couch
- Jabronis Out of Timeouts
- Jabronis, Assemble
- Janitor and Four Managers
- Jelly Bean Bags
- Jelly Bean Bullseyes
- Jelly Bean Change-Up
- Jelly Bean Garnish
J, continued
- Jelly Bean Pick Six
- Jelly Bean Rollers
- Jelly Beans, Raw: Final Answer
- Jersey Shore Day Trippers
- Job Cannon Arms
- Job Cannon Ballers
- Job Cannon Fodder
- Job Helmet Batting Helmets
- Job Helmet Thinkers
- Job Helmet to Helmet
K: 23 names
- Karaoke Nightmen
- Karate and Friendship for Everyone
- Karate Snow Angels
- Keeper League Kitten Mittens
- Keg Room Committee
- Kelly and Reynolds Roommates
- Kelly Drive Joggers
- Keyboard Solo, Unrequested
- Kick the Can of Wine
- King Charlie's Rat Court
- King of the Rats and Company
K, continued
- King of the Rats Rushing Title
- Kings of Flipadelphia
- Kings of the Rats
- Kitten Mittens at the Net
- Kitten Mittens Catchers
- Kitten Mittens Customer Service
- Kitten Mittens Dart Grip
- Kitten Mittens Division
- Kitten Mittens Glove Work
- Kitten Mittens Pin Droppers
- Kitten Mittens Quizzers
- Kitten Mittens Sales Team
L: 23 names
- Lane Crawlers
- Laser Tag Base Campers
- Laser Tag Line Judges
- Last Call at Paddy's
- Last Place Punishment Planners
- Last Team Dancing
- Lawyer Up, Charlie Style
- Lawyers! High Five
- Lazy River Regulars
- Left on Read by the Waitress
- Level One: Mind
L, continued
- Level Three: Spare It
- Level Three: Spirit
- Level Three: Sudden Death
- Level Two: Body
- Liberty Bell Crackback
- Lights On at Paddy's
- Likes: Little Green Ghouls
- Limo Trash Service
- Little Green Bowlers
- Little Green Ghouls
- Long Snapper Spa Day
- Looking for Pepe Silvia
M: 47 names
- Mac and Charlie Join a League
- Mac and Dennis Buy a Bowling Ball
- Mac and Dennis Move to the Second Division
- Mac Day Off
- Mac Fights the Scoring System
- Mac Finds His Stride
- Mac Sent Another Karate Video
- Mac's Bat Flip Karate
- Mac's Big Break Away
- Mac's Big Break Shot
- Mac's Famous Mac and Cheese
M, continued
- Mac's Karate Chop Release
- Mac's Pass Protection Assessment
- Magnet Hobbyists
- Magnets and Ghouls
- Magnets and Pin Action
- Magnets in the Batter's Box
- Magnets on the Line of Scrimmage
- Magnets Pull It Left
- Magnets, Ghouls and General Knowledge
- Mail for Pepe Silvia
- Mailroom Day Shift
- Mailroom Mock Draft
M, continued
- Mailroom Sluggers
- Master of Karate and Fourth Downs
- Master of Karate and Trivia for Everyone
- Masters of Karate and Friendship
- McPoyles in Bathrobes
- Meeting in the Back Office
- Merchandise Convention Booth
- Milk Steak Club
- Milk Steak Dinner Club
- Milk Steak Goal Line Stand
- Milk Steak Marksmen
- Milk Steak Masterminds
M, continued
- Milk Steak Reservations
- Milk Steak Sliders
- Milk Steak Split
- Milk Steak, Boiled Over Hard
- Milk Steak, Philly Style
- Mind, Body, Spirit
- Mind, Body, Spirit, Trivia
- Mind, Body, Strike
- Mittens for Kittens Marketing
- Mock Draft, Real Scheme
- Mrs. Mac's Cheering Section
- Mummers of Paddy's Pub
N: 17 names
- Never Sunny in the Playoffs
- Night Crawler Screen Pass
- Night Crawlers Club
- Night Crawlers on Lane Nine
- Nightman Blitzeth
- Nightman Night Game
- Nightman Night Shift
- Nightman Quizzeth
N, continued
- Nightman Runs the Table
- Nightman Sightings
- Nightman Sneaky and Mean
- Nightman Strikes Again
- Nightman Throweth
- No Voice of Reason
- Nobody Is at the Bar
- Nobody Is Working the Bar
- Nobody Wants to Be the Muscle
O: 15 names
- Ocular Pat Down by Contact
- Ocular Patdown at First Base
- Ocular Patdown Before the Throw
- Ocular Patdown Lane Patrol
- Ocular Pin Down
- Ocular Quizdown
- Old Lady House League
- One More Episode, Jabronis
- One Night Only Players
- One Working Tap
- Ongo Gablogian Art Collectors
- Onside Kick, Wild Card Style
- Our Guessing Knows No Bounds
- Our Rage Knows No Pins
- Owners Drink Free
P: 66 names
- Paddy's After Hours Club
- Paddy's Air Duct Explorers
- Paddy's Back Office
- Paddy's Back Wall Dartboard
- Paddy's Basement Dwellers
- Paddy's Beer League Benchwarmers
- Paddy's Charm Offensive
- Paddy's Dollars Accepted Here
- Paddy's Dollars Auction Draft
- Paddy's Dollars Mint
- Paddy's Door Guys
- Paddy's Dumpster Division
- Paddy's Group Chat
P, continued
- Paddy's Happy Hour Heroes
- Paddy's House Team
- Paddy's Irregulars
- Paddy's Karaoke Casualties
- Paddy's Lost and Found
- Paddy's Merch Table
- Paddy's Night Shift
- Paddy's Owners Only
- Paddy's Pit Orchestra
- Paddy's Pub Crawl Finishers
- Paddy's Pub Group Text
- Paddy's Pub Mercy Rule
- Paddy's Pub Pinheads
P, continued
- Paddy's Pub Quiz Dropouts
- Paddy's Pub Regulars
- Paddy's Second Shift
- Paddy's Slow Pitch Disasters
- Paddy's Stool Pigeons
- Paddy's Toilet Bowl Contenders
- Paddy's Top Shelf
- Paddy's Tuesday Night Regulars
- Paddy's Van Pool
- Partly Sunny in Philadelphia
- Passyunk Avenue Jabronis
- Pay the Lane Toll
- Pay the Toll, Phrase It as a Question
P, continued
- Penn's Landing Party
- People's Knees
- Pepe Silvia Knows the Answer
- Pepe Silvia Search Party
- Pepe Silvia's Dartboard
- Pepe Silvia's Inbox
- Pepe Silvia's Mailroom
- Pepe Silvia's Pin Pals
- Pepe Silvia's Pinch Hitters
- Pepe Silvia's Practice Squad
- Philly Bar League All-Stars
- Philly Jawn Gang
- Pigskin and Jelly Beans
P, continued
- Pin Law Specialists
- Pinball Wizards of Paddy's
- Pins Full of Pepe
- Pitcher Perfect at Paddy's
- Play Action Pepe
- Playground Coil Rescue Team
- Playing Both Sides of the Answer
- Pool Hall Jabronis
- Pop a Quick H on the Playbook
- Poppins and the Dog Walkers
- Prevent Defense, Prevent Success
- Projections Are a Liar Sometimes
- Public Humiliation Round
- Pyramid Scheme Middle Managers
Q: 2 names
- Quiet Cat Feet
- Quiz Me, Jabroni
R: 50 names
- Rain Delay at the Pub
- Rat Bashers Union
- Rat Stick Batting Practice
- Rat Stick Pool Cues
- Rat Stick Regulars
- Rat Stick Rollers
- Rat Stick Rushing Attack
- Rat Stick Sluggers
- Reading Terminal Regulars
- Recycled Trash Collectors
- Red String Bullseye
- Red String Theorists
R, continued
- Red Zone Rum Ham
- Reigniting the Rivalry
- Reply Hazy, Ask Bird Law
- Reverse Funnel Pin System
- Reverse Funnel System
- Rewatching With the Jabronis
- Rewrite the Third Act
- Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Trivia Defense
- Rickety Cricket Closers
- Rickety Cricket Darts Club
- Rise Up and Kick a Field Goal
- Rise Up and Sing Off Key
- Rise Up, Birds of War
R, continued
- Rock Opera Understudies
- Rock, Flag and Bowling Ball
- Rock, Flag and Eagle
- Rock, Flag and End Zone
- Rock, Flag and Ensemble
- Rock, Flag and Kickball
- Roller Rink Buyers Club
- Roller Rink Rushers
- Row Home Advantage
- Row Home Heroes
- Rum Ham Bean Bags
- Rum Ham Home Runs
R, continued
- Rum Ham in the Side Pocket
- Rum Ham Lost at Sea
- Rum Ham on the Oche
- Rum Ham Radio Round
- Rum Ham Rebounders
- Rum Ham Recipes
- Rum Ham Relay
- Rum Ham Rescue Squad
- Rum Ham Rollers
- Rum Ham Runners
- Rum Ham Running Backs
- Rum Ham Sandwich at the Turn
- Running From Charlie Work
S: 64 names
- Salt the Snail
- Savages on Special Teams
- Savages! Idiots! Quizzers
- Scheme of the Week
- Scheme Planning Committee
- Scheme Squeeze Play
- Scheme Team Six
- Scheme Team Understudies
- Schemes in Progress
- Schemes Within Schemes
- Schmitty Is Back on the Roster
- Science Is a Bullseye Sometimes
S, continued
- Science Is a Liar Sometimes
- Science Is a Sleeper Sometimes
- Science Is a Spare Sometimes
- Science Is a Strike Sometimes
- Scrapple and Rum Ham
- Scratch Like a Kitten
- Sheriff of the Secondary
- Sheriffs of Lane Paddy
- Sheriffs of Paddy's
- Sheriffs of the Infield
- Shore House Rum Ham
- Shrimping Boat Investors
- Shrimping Boat Shotgun Formation
S, continued
- Sing It Like the Dayman
- Slow Night at Paddy's
- Smitten With the Mittens
- Snap Count Schemers
- Sneaky and Mean Machine
- So Anyway, We Started Guessing
- Soft Hands, Kitten Mittens
- Sorry, Rum Ham
- South Philly Bar Stools
- South Philly Savages
- South Philly Schemers
- Spaghetti Day at Paddy's
- Spaghetti Policy Sunday
S, continued
- Spare Me, Jabroni
- Spares for Closure
- Special Agent Junkyard Cat
- Spider Song Singers
- Spike the Wolf Cola
- Squashing the Beef
- Stage Manager Artemis
- Start 'Em, Sit 'Em, Scheme 'Em
- Stickers for Dinner
- Stoop Sitters of South Philly
- Stop Yelling in the Chat
- Storm of the Century Chasers
- Storm of the Century Rainout
S, continued
- Storm of the Century Snow Game
- Storm of the Century Stockpilers
- Strikes Are a Liar Sometimes
- Students of Bird Law
- Sunny With a Chance of Schemes
- Sunshine Costume Department
- Surrounded by Idiots and Kickers
- Surrounded by Savages
- Sweet Dee Designated Hitters
- Sweet Dee Fence
- Sweet Dee Gets Benched
- Sweet Dee Gets Drafted
- Sweet Dee's Split Decision
T: 269 names
- Tab Is on Frank
- Tag Team Trash Men
- Taxi Squad Trash Men
- Team Dayman
- Team Nightman
- Team Wild Card
- Team With No Waitress
- Team With the Sticky Floor
- Technically a Business
- That Jawn From Paddy's
- The Band Formerly Known as Chemical Toilet
- The Bar Rag Brigade
- The Bird Lawyers
- The Boat Is a Fixer-Upper
T, continued
- The Brains
- The Brains of the Operation
- The Brains, Allegedly
- The Brains, the Looks, the Wild Card
- The Brake Cutters
- The Cereal Defense Team
- The Charlie Work Shift
- The Co-Owners
- The Coffee Shop Princesses
- The Commissioner Is a Jabroni
- The Conspiracy Board
- The Dream Journal
- The Dress Business
- The Dress Rehearsal Disaster
- The Dynamic Duo Plus Three
T, continued
- The Egg Offer
- The Finest Jelly Beans, Raw
- The Five-Star Squad
- The Flip Cup Founding Fathers
- The Game of Games
- The Gang Aces the Music Round
- The Gang Answers in the Form of a Scheme
- The Gang Argues With the Ref
- The Gang Asks for Bumpers
- The Gang Autodrafts
- The Gang Bats Out of Order
- The Gang Benches Its Starter
- The Gang Blanks on State Capitals
- The Gang Blows a Lead
- The Gang Books the Back Room
T, continued
- The Gang Bowls a Turkey
- The Gang Bunts With Two Strikes
- The Gang Busts at 501
- The Gang Calls a Timeout
- The Gang Calls an Audible
- The Gang Carpools to the Game
- The Gang Celebrates Too Early
- The Gang Chokes in the Final
- The Gang Clinches a Bye
- The Gang Cuts Its Best Player
- The Gang Dances Its Way to Last Place
- The Gang Defends the Title
- The Gang Demands a Recount
- The Gang Disputes the Answer Key
- The Gang Dodges a Ball
T, continued
- The Gang Doubles Out
- The Gang Drafts a Defense Too Early
- The Gang Drops a Pop Fly
- The Gang Enters a Tournament
- The Gang Escapes the Basement of the Standings
- The Gang Exploits the Handicap System
- The Gang Finally Wins One
- The Gang Finishes Last
- The Gang Finishes Second to Last
- The Gang Fires the Coach
- The Gang Forfeits
- The Gang Forgets to Set a Lineup
- The Gang Fumbles the Snap
- The Gang Gets a New Teammate
- The Gang Gets a Participation Ribbon
T, continued
- The Gang Gets a Sponsor
- The Gang Gets a Trophy
- The Gang Gets Mercy Ruled
- The Gang Gets Relegated
- The Gang Gets Stranded in the Outfield
- The Gang Gives Back Court
- The Gang Goes Bowling Again
- The Gang Goes for Two
- The Gang Goes to Overtime
- The Gang Goes Winless
- The Gang Group Stretches
- The Gang Guesses C
- The Gang Has a Winning Record
- The Gang Hires a Ringer
- The Gang Hits a Bullseye
T, continued
- The Gang Hits for the Cycle
- The Gang Hits the Lanes
- The Gang Hits the Waiver Wire
- The Gang Holds a Team Meeting
- The Gang Holds Tryouts
- The Gang Ignores the Rulebook
- The Gang Joins a League
- The Gang Keeps Score
- The Gang Leaves a Split
- The Gang Leaves You on Read
- The Gang Loses Monday Night
- The Gang Loses on Purpose
- The Gang Loses the Coin Toss
- The Gang Makes a Comeback
- The Gang Makes the Playoffs
T, continued
- The Gang Misses the Bus
- The Gang Misses the Draft
- The Gang Mutes the Chat
- The Gang Needs a Sub
- The Gang Orders Team Shirts
- The Gang Overthinks the Tiebreaker
- The Gang Pays the League Fee
- The Gang Peaks in Week One
- The Gang Phones a Friend
- The Gang Picks a Captain
- The Gang Picks Up the Spare
- The Gang Plays Kickball
- The Gang Plays Through the Rain
- The Gang Protests the Result
- The Gang Punts on Second Down
T, continued
- The Gang Reads the Rulebook
- The Gang Rebuilds
- The Gang Recycles Its Playbook
- The Gang Reignites the Season
- The Gang Rents Shoes
- The Gang Replies All
- The Gang Retires Undefeated
- The Gang Rolls a Gutter Ball
- The Gang Rounds Third
- The Gang Runs a 5K
- The Gang Runs a Fundraiser
- The Gang Runs the Two-Minute Drill
- The Gang Saves the Season
- The Gang Scouts the Competition
- The Gang Scratches on the Break
T, continued
- The Gang Seeds Itself First
- The Gang Sends a Voice Memo
- The Gang Shows Up Late
- The Gang Sinks the Eight Ball
- The Gang Skips Practice
- The Gang Solves the Scheduling Crisis
- The Gang Splits the Tab
- The Gang Squashes the Rivalry
- The Gang Starts a Dynasty
- The Gang Starts a Group Chat
- The Gang Steals Second Base
- The Gang Stops Keeping Score
- The Gang Stretches First
- The Gang Takes a Team Photo
- The Gang Tanks the Season
T, continued
- The Gang Tends the Scoreboard
- The Gang Texts Back
- The Gang Throws a Banquet
- The Gang Tosses Cornhole
- The Gang Trades Its First Round Pick
- The Gang Tries Desperately to Win a Trophy
- The Gang Turns a Double Play
- The Gang Vetoes a Trade
- The Gang Wagers It All
- The Gang Walks a 5K
- The Gang Wins a Bar Tab
- The Gang Wins by Forfeit
- The Gang Wins the League
- The Gang Wins Ugly
- The Garbage Eaters
T, continued
- The Golden Geese
- The Great Recession of Our Offense
- The Green Man Group
- The Gruesome Tensome
- The Health Inspection Survivors
- The High School Reunion Game
- The Home Bar Disadvantage
- The Hummingbird Defense
- The Jabronis
- The Janitors
- The Jelly Bean Side Dish
- The Jukebox Disputers
- The Lawyer Is Not Our Lawyer
- The Lawyer's Billable Hours
- The Liberty Bell Crackers
T, continued
- The Looks
- The Looks Department
- The Magnet Collectors
- The Mail Keeps Coming
- The Mailroom Conspiracy
- The Mailroom Know-It-Alls
- The Maniac's Tag Partners
- The McPoyle Milk Run
- The Muscle
- The Muscle Up the Middle
- The Musical Was a Proposal
- The Nightman Cometh in Last
- The Nightman Cometh Off the Edge
- The Nightman Guesseth
- The Paddy's Pub Shuttle
T, continued
- The Ponderosa Wedding Party
- The Pub Crawl Quitters
- The Rat Kings
- The Rat Traps
- The Reverse Funnel Offense
- The Reverse Funnel Quiz System
- The Right Answer for Closure
- The Right Kicker for Closure
- The Right Reliever for Closure
- The Right Team for Closure
- The Rules Are Not Up for Debate
- The Scheme Machine
- The Scheme Team Offense
- The Schemers
- The Seven-Ten Schemers
T, continued
- The Sheriff and the Deputies
- The Startup Capital Is Frank
- The Sticker Eaters
- The Storm of the Century Delays the Game
- The Straight Man Quit
- The Troll Toll Collectors
- The Ump Is a Liar Sometimes
- The Understudy Is a Wild Card
- The Unpaid Bar Tab
- The Useless Fifth
- The Voice of Reason Is Out Sick
- The Waitress Has Our Tab
- The Waitress Knows Our Order
- The Warthog's Bowling Shoes
- The Warthogs
T, continued
- The Wild Card and Company
- The Wild Cards
- The Wine in a Can Club
- The World Series of Darts Defense
- The Worst Bar in the League
- The Yellow Suit Committee
- There Is No Carol in HR
- There Is No Carol in the End Zone
- This You Should Draft Me
- This You Should Quiz Me
- Three Ahs and a Dayman
- Thunder Gun Bowling Express
- Thunder Gun Darts Express
- Thunder Gun Express Lane
- Thunder Gun Fastball
T, continued
- Thunder Gun Offense
- Thunder Gun Quiz Express
- Thunder Gun Three-Pointers
- Thundermen
- Thundermen Rematch
- Timeshare in the End Zone
- Timeshare Presentation Survivors
- Today's Scheme
- Toll Troll Trio
- Too Many Brains
- Trash Man Dispatch
- Trash Man Shortstops
- Trash Man Tailbacks
- Trash Man Tossers
- Trash Man Trivia Club
T, continued
- Trash Man Turkeys
- Trash Men
- Triple Twenty Trash Men
- Trivia Is a Liar Sometimes
- Troll Toll at Home Plate
- Troll Toll Booth Operators
- Troll Toll Booth Review
- Troll Toll Bowlers
- Troll Toll Payments
- Troll Toll Tiebreaker
- Troll Toll Treble
- Turkey Toll
- Turkey Trot Trash Men
- Tuxedo Trash Collectors
- Two-Minute Milk Steak
U: 6 names
- Under the Bridge Crabbers
- Untethered Base Running
- Untethered Bowling Rage
- Untethered Guessing
- Untethered Pass Rush
- Untethered Texting
V: 5 names
- Vent Crawlers
- Vic Vinegar and Associates
- Vinegar and Honey Backfield
- Vinegar and Honey Realty
- Vote Me Commissioner, I'm Hot
W: 40 names
- Waiting for Big Mo in the Fourth Quarter
- Waiting for Big Mo-mentum
- Waiver Wire Wild Card
- Warm Beer, Cold Streak
- Warthog Wishbone
- Watch Party at the Worst Bar
- Water Park Line Cutters
- Water Park Slip Screen
- Water Park Wristbands
- We Cut the Brakes
- We Eat Ground Balls
- We Eat Gutters
- We Eat Wrong Answers
W, continued
- We Object, Citing Bird Law
- We Own a Bar
- We Plead the Fifth Round
- Well Versed in Bird Law
- Who Cut the Brakes
- Who Got Dee a Strike
- Who Is Working the Bar Tonight
- Wild Card Answers
- Wild Card Gutter Balls
- Wild Card Notifications
- Wild Card Pitch
- Wild Card Round Wild Cards
- Wild Card Triple Twenty