Punk Song Name Generator
Short, loud titles for two-minute songs
Generate punk song titles that sound bored, angry or both: Four Channels of Nothing, I Don't Wanna Clock In, Jaw Clenched, Pogo on the Wreckage. The list of 1,000 covers snotty two-minute numbers, hardcore blasts, protest slogans, Oi singalongs, horror punk and joke songs for setlists, demos and fictional bands.
About punk song names
A punk title has to work on a photocopied sleeve and in a shout between songs, so it is short, plain and usually annoyed about something small. Where rock reaches for highways and thunder, punk complains about the bus, the boss and the rent: Last Bus Left Without Me, Shift Manager, Rent Went Up Again. The joke is often the scale. My Boss Is a Photocopier is a better punk title than any amount of fire and lightning.
The list is mixed from the styles a punk bill actually holds. There are 1977-style sneers (Two Minutes Tops), hardcore blasts of one or two words (Timecard, Jaw Clenched), anarcho and protest slogans (Whose Streets Anyway), street punk and Oi choruses built for a whole bar (Pints Up, Chins Up), skate punk (Drainage Ditch Session), folk punk (Freight Yard Hymn), riot grrrl (Don't Tell Me to Smile), horror punk (Graveyard Shift Sweetheart) and bleak crust and d-beat (Ash Over Everything), plus a small share of pop-punk hooks.
Two formulas get their own share because the genre never tires of them: the refusal (I Don't Wanna Clock In) and the bracket ((I'm) Late Again, Rent Day (Again)). There are also joke titles for songs that end before the title does, such as We Skipped the Bridge.
How to choose punk song names
- Match the title to the running time: one or two words for a thirty-second hardcore song, a full complaint for a two-minute singalong.
- Name the small, real thing. Rent Went Up Again and Minimum Wage Tango land harder than a title about society in general.
- Use the refusal formula sparingly. One I Don't Wanna title on a record is a nod to tradition, four is a parody.
- Say it out loud as a stage announcement: 'This one's called Curfew Riot.' If it gets a laugh or a cheer before the count-in, keep it.
- For a full tracklist, mix the shapes: a blast, a slogan, a bracket title and one joke, so the back cover reads like a set and not a list.
Frequently asked questions
What makes a song title sound punk?
Brevity, plain words and a grudge. Punk titles are usually one to five words, name an everyday target such as work, rent, school or boredom, and avoid poetry on purpose. Titles like Rent Went Up Again, Timecard and I Don't Wanna Clock In show the pattern: the smaller the subject, the more punk the complaint.
Are these real punk songs?
No, they are written as new title ideas and not as a list of existing songs. Punk has tens of thousands of records and short titles repeat, so one of these can match an existing song by accident. Search a title before you put it on a release.
Which titles fit which kind of punk?
Hardcore and crust want blunt, bleak phrases such as Jaw Clenched or Ash Over Everything. Street punk and Oi suit chorus lines a crowd can sing, like Pints Up, Chins Up. Folk punk titles are longer and warmer (Freight Yard Hymn, Washboard Sermon), and horror punk plays B-movie images for laughs (Graveyard Shift Sweetheart).
Can I use a title for my band's setlist or a story?
Yes. Song titles on their own are not protected by copyright, so you can use any of these for a demo, a setlist, a zine or a fictional band in a novel or game. If you plan a commercial release, look the title up first so you do not share it with a well-known track.
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All 1,000 punk song names
A: 18 names
- A Pamphlet for the Bored
- Accordion in the Rain
- Agency Staff
- All Girl Bill Tonight
- All Hands on the Chorus
- All My Friends Sleep on Floors
- Allotment Uprising
- Amp Stack Avalanche
- Angry in Cursive
- Ankle Tape Anthem
- Anthem for a Parking Meter
- Appraisal Form Bonfire
- Are We Recording
- Arrears
- Ash Over Everything
- Ask Her About the Riff
- Atom Age Leftovers
- Away Day Blues
B: 85 names
- B-Movie Blood Drive
- Babydoll Dress, Combat Stance
- Babysitter Money Guitar
- Back Bar Balladeers
- Back Off
- Back Office Blackout
- Back Patch Held by Safety Pins
- Back Room of the Legion Hall
- Back Street Pride
- Back the Small Club
- Bail and Repeat
- Bailiffs at the Gate
- Ballad of the Collapsed Tent
- Ballot Box Blues
- Banjo Case Full of Zines
- Bank Holiday Rota
- Banned From the Plaza
- Banners in the Drizzle
- Barbed Wire Horizon
- Barcode on My Wrist
- Barefoot at the Bus Station
- Barmaid Knows the Words
- Barren Soil Anthem
- Barrettes and Brass Knuckles
- Bass Player's Shoelace
- Bats in the Practice Space
- Bearings Shot
- Bedsit Boredom
B, continued
- Bedsit With a View of Bins
- Believe Her
- Beware the Opening Band
- Bicycle With One Brake
- Bin Lorry at Dawn
- Black Cat Carpool
- Black Mould Waltz
- Blackout Drill
- Blast Radius Blues
- Blink and It's Over
- Blink Twice for Encore
- Blistered
- Blood Pressure
- Blown Speaker Bop
- Blunt End
- Board Wax and Bad Grades
- Boardslide to Nowhere
- Bombs Cost More Than Schools
- Bones of the Factory
- Boneyard Boogie Board
- Bootleg of Our Own Demo
- Boots on the Bar Rail
- Boots Under the Prom Dress
- Bored (Reprise)
- Bored at the Mall
- Bored of the Jubilee
- Bored on a Bench
- Bored Stiff by Tuesday
B, continued
- Borrowed Bass Amp
- Borrowed Dad's Car
- Borrowed Fiddle, Broken String
- Bossy Is a Compliment
- Both Barrels of Boredom
- Bottle Bank Ballad
- Boxcar Lullaby
- Braces and Bruises
- Brake Failure
- Bread Before Banners
- Bread Loaf Ballad
- Break Room Coup
- Bricklayer's Waltz
- Bride of the Bass Player
- Bring Your Own Chorus
- Broken Amp (Working Class)
- Broken String, Keep Playing
- Bruise Collection
- Bruised Knees, Big Mouth
- Bubblegum and Feedback
- Budget Cut Lullaby
- Bunker Mentality
- Buried Under Progress
- Burnt CD Number Four
- Burnt Map
- Bury Me in My Leather Jacket
- Bus Depot Boys
- Buy the Sound Engineer a Sandwich
- Buzzsaw Lullaby
C: 68 names
- Cable Tied in Knots
- Call Centre Headset
- Call Me Difficult
- Campfire Insurrection
- Can't Afford the Bus
- Can't Find My Other Boot
- Can't Hear the Supervisor
- Can't Sit Through Assembly
- Capo Left at Home
- Car Park Lunch
- Cardboard Box Drum Solo
- Cardboard Sign Poetry
- Careers Advice
- Casket Race
- Cauldron Karaoke
- Chant Until the Lights Come On
- Charred Flags
- Chased Off the Tennis Courts
- Cheap Guitar, Loud Amp
- Checkpoint at the Bridge
- Cheer for the Losing Side
- Chewing Gum Under the Desk
- Chorus for the Bin Crew
- Chorus Only
- Cinders and Paperwork
- Circle Pit in a Kitchen
- Clap on the Offbeat
- Class Clown Farewell
- Clipboards at Dawn
- Clock Watcher
- Clocked Out Cold
- Clocking Off
- Cobblestone Hearts
- Cobweb Corsage
C, continued
- Cobwebs on My Curfew
- Coffee Can Savings
- Coffin on Casters
- Coin Meter Countdown
- Cold Rations
- Cold Sweat Sprint
- Collage of Clenched Fists
- Collapse on Schedule
- Committee of One
- Commute in the Rain
- Company Picnic Walkout
- Compost Heap Serenade
- Conscript's Nightmare
- Consensus at Midnight
- Cops Shut the Power Off
- Cornered
- Council Estate Holiday
- Count It In (Faster)
- Count the Empty Flats
- Countdown to Rust
- Creature Double Bill
- Crooked Teeth Chorus
- Crowbar Logic
- Crowd Surf Lost and Found
- Crown Made of Guitar Strings
- Crows on the Pylon
- Crows Over the Refinery
- Crypt Next Door
- Cul-de-Sac Speedway
- Curfew at Eleven
- Curfew Riot
- Customer Is Always Shouting
- Cut My Own Bangs
- Cut the Fence
D: 32 names
- Damp in the Bedroom
- Dartboard Diplomacy
- Dead Dull Suburb
- Dead Man's Curfew
- Decline the Offer
- Demo on an Answering Machine
- Dented Hubcap
- Deposit Gone
- Detention Crush
- Dial Tone Summer
- Diesel and Dread
- Distro Box
- Ditch Run Before Dinner
- Docker's Daughter
- Dole Queue Shuffle
- Don't Tell Me to Smile
- Doom Siren
- Doorslam
- Double Time Apology
- Double Time Sunset
- Downhill With No Brakes
- Dracula Hates Mondays
- Drainage Ditch Session
- Drive-In Ghoul
- Driver's Ed Disaster
- Drone of the Machines
- Dropped My Pick
- Drum Fill Only
- Drummer Quit in Leeds
- Dull as Dishwater
- Dumpster Bagels at Dawn
- Dust Where the Town Was
E: 18 names
- Earplugs Are Punk
- Eject Button
- Embalmer's Day Off
- Empire of Soot
- Empty Buildings, Full Shelters
- Empty Pool Summer
- Encore in the Car Park
- Endless Winter Budget
- Engines of Attrition
- Evacuation Route Closed
- Every Town Has a Loud Kid
- Every Wall Has a Door
- Everyone Brings a Spoon
- Everything Is Rented
- Eviction Notice Paper Plane
- Exorcise Your Landlord
- Extinction Clocks In
- Eyeroll
F: 48 names
- Faceplant
- Factory Gates at Five
- Fallout Forecast
- Famine Ledger
- Fanzine Deadline
- Faster Than the Bus
- Fastest Song We Know
- Fed Up Fast
- Fed Up to the Back Teeth
- Feed the People, Starve the Banks
- Feedback Before the Count
- Feedback Is My Lullaby
- Feedback Kiss
- Fence Hop Finals
- Fences Around the Commons
- Feral Dogs of the Suburbs
- Fiddle on the Picket Line
- Fiddle Player's Day Job
- Final Notice Fury
- Final Reminder in Red
- Fired by Text Message
- First Try, Never Filmed
- Five Bands, Three Quid
- Flames on the Horizon Line
F, continued
- Flat Above the Bookies
- Flat Cap Rebellion
- Flat Ground Philosopher
- Flatline Friday
- Floor Show
- Flyer on Every Lamp Post
- Flyposter
- Food Court Forever
- Forklift Licence
- Four Bands in a Hatchback
- Four Channels of Nothing
- Four Track Can't Keep Up
- Fourth Form Dropout
- Frankenstein's Lunch Break
- Free Pile Treasure
- Free the Library
- Freight Yard Hymn
- Friday the Fourteenth
- Friday Wages
- Friends With the Opening Band
- Front Porch Manifesto
- Fryer Grease Halo
- Fuzz Pedal Fever
- Fuzzbox Sermon
G: 37 names
- (Gonna) Miss the Soundcheck
- (Gonna) Quit Tomorrow
- (Gotta) Leave This Postcode
- Gang Vocals in the Stairwell
- Gap to Gravel
- Garage Door Chorus
- Garage Sale Organ
- Garden in a Vacant Lot
- Gas Mask Lullaby
- Ghost Train to Nowhere Good
- Gimme a Day Off
- Gimme Back My Saturday
- Gimme My Deposit Back
- Gimme Somewhere to Sit
- Girl Gang Carpool
- Girls Invented This Riff
- Glitter Glue Warning Label
- Glitter in the Fuse Box
- Glow in the Dark Fangs
- Glue Stick Revolution
- Go Home (We Did)
- Gob on the Jukebox
- Goblin in the Glove Box
- Good Girls Get Detention Too
- Goodnight, That's All We Wrote
- Granddad Worked the Yards
- Graves With No Names
- Graveyard Shift Sweetheart
- Greasy Spoon Twist
- Greed Wears a Tie
- Grey Ration Dawn
- Grey Sludge Tide
- Grey Town, Grey Sky
- Grip Tape Knees
- Grounded for the Weekend
- Guarantor Wanted
- Guitar Case Full of Coins
H: 36 names
- (He's) A Clipboard With Legs
- Half a Song
- Half Pipe Dreams
- Half Time Pie
- Hand Drawn Flyer Girl
- Hand Me Down Hymnal
- Hand Stamp Still On
- Hands Off the Common
- Harmonica in the Squat
- Hate Your Haircut
- Haunted Hearse Hire
- Havoc Hour
- He Explained My Own Song
- Head Office Says No
- Headless Drummer
- Headlock
- Hearse With a Roof Rack
- Heart Shaped Megaphone
- Helmet Hair Forever
- Helmet Sticker Collection
- Hey, Nice Sneakers
- Hi-Vis Vest
- Hitched a Ride With a Beekeeper
- Hold Music Cover Version
- Hold the Line, Hold the Chorus
- Holes in Both Socks
- Hollow Threat
- Homecoming Queen Quits
- Hometown Ain't for Sale
- Honest Day, Dishonest Pay
- Hot Wire Temper
- Hotdesk Hostage
- Housemate Ate My Bread
- Housing Is Not a Game
- Howlin' at the Hi-Hat
- Hunger Marches On
I: 82 names
- (I'm) Bad at Parties
- (I'm) Banned From the Arcade
- (I'm) Behind on Everything
- (I'm) Bored Out of My Skull
- (I'm) Fed Up With Fridays
- (I'm) Flat on Purpose
- (I'm) Grounded Till June
- (I'm) Hostile Before Nine
- (I'm) Hungry and Annoyed
- (I'm) Itching to Leave
- (I'm) Late Again
- (I'm) Living Out of a Gig Bag
- (I'm) Louder Than Your Dad
- (I'm) Missing the Last Train
- (I'm) Not Coming Down
- (I'm) Not Reading That
- (I'm) Not Your Employee
- (I'm) Out of Excuses
- (I'm) Out the Fire Exit
- (I'm) Overdrawn
- (I'm) Running on Toast
- (I'm) Sick of Small Talk
- (I'm) Still on Hold
- (I'm) Stuck at the Depot
- (I'm) Too Loud for This Town
- (I'm) Underdressed
- (I'm) Working a Double
I, continued
- I Ain't Coming In Today
- I Ain't Sorry About the Noise
- I Ain't Your Intern
- I Don't Wanna Babysit Your Cousin
- I Don't Wanna Be in the Group Photo
- I Don't Wanna Be on Hold
- I Don't Wanna Be Promoted
- I Don't Wanna Be Reasonable
- I Don't Wanna Be Your Reference
- I Don't Wanna Carpool
- I Don't Wanna Clock In
- I Don't Wanna Count the Till
- I Don't Wanna Do the Icebreaker
- I Don't Wanna Fill In the Form
- I Don't Wanna Get a Haircut for This
- I Don't Wanna Go to Brunch
- I Don't Wanna Go to the Seminar
- I Don't Wanna Hear Your Demo
- I Don't Wanna Learn the Dance Routine
- I Don't Wanna Meet Your Parents
- I Don't Wanna Mow the Lawn
- I Don't Wanna Open Early
- I Don't Wanna Pay the Late Fee
- I Don't Wanna Play the Wedding
- I Don't Wanna Queue
- I Don't Wanna Read the Terms
- I Don't Wanna Share a Desk
I, continued
- I Don't Wanna Sign for the Parcel
- I Don't Wanna Sit Still
- I Don't Wanna Smile for the Badge Photo
- I Don't Wanna Tuck My Shirt In
- I Don't Wanna Turn It Down
- I Don't Wanna Wake Up at Six
- I Don't Wanna Wash the Van
- I Don't Wanna Wear the Lanyard
- I Don't Wanna Work Sundays
- I Hate Alarm Clocks
- I Hate This Roundabout
- I Hate Waiting Rooms
- I Hate Your Ringtone
- I Wanna Be Left Off the Rota
- I Wanna Live in the Practice Room
- I Wanna Quit by Lunchtime
- I Wanna Sleep Till Thursday
- I'm a Human Traffic Cone
- I'm a Walking Parking Ticket
- I'm Only Here for the Noise
- I'm Outta Change
- I'm Too Tired to Sneer
- I'm With the Wrong Crowd
- Inspection on Thursday
- Intro Longer Than the Song
- Invasion of the Mall Zombies
- Iron Rain
- It Lives in the Break Room
J: 6 names
- (Just) One More Chorus
- (Just) Passing Through the Suburbs
- Jaw Clenched
- Jobsworth
- Jug Band Meltdown
- Jukebox Short Circuit
K: 15 names
- (Kindly) Get Lost
- Kazoo Solo
- Kebab Shop Standoff
- Kettle of Lies
- Keys Cut Twice
- Kick Drum Keeps Sliding
- Kick the Vending Machine
- Kicked Awake
- Kickflip Over the Boss
- Kingdom of Landfill
- Kingpin Snapped
- Kitchen Floor Hootenanny
- Kitchen Porter Stomp
- Knee Pad Summer
- Knees Up at the Depot
L: 44 names
- Laces Tied Tight
- Lads From the Bottom Road
- Lager Top
- Lagoon Prom Night
- Landlord's New Boat
- Landlords Don't Sing
- Last Band Standing
- Last Bee in the County
- Last Bus Left Without Me
- Last Day of School Stampede
- Last Orders Lullaby
- Last Song (We Promise)
- Last Tree Standing
- Late Bus Fury
- Late for Homeroom
- Late Shift (Early Grave)
- Launch Ramp Physics
- Laundry Day Emergency
- Leaflet in the Rain
- Leather Elbows
- Left the Oven On
- Let Me Off at the Next Stop
L, continued
- Let Me Out of This Meeting
- Letters From a Moving Train
- Letting Agent Smile
- Link Arms and Bellow
- Lipstick on the Amp
- Lo-Fi Lightning
- Loading Dock Legends
- Lock In at the Legion
- Loiter
- Long Walk From the Ground
- Loose Change Dinner
- Lost a Wheel on Main
- Lost My Other Sock
- Loud (Louder)
- Loud and Loyal
- Loud Fast Done
- Loud Girls Club
- Louder Than the Boys' Room
- Lunch at My Desk
- Luxury Flats Where the Library Was
- Lyric Sheet Typo
- Lyrics on the Back of My Hand
M: 44 names
- Mad Scientist's Mixtape
- Mandatory Fun Day
- Mandolin With Three Strings
- March on an Empty Stomach
- Marching Into Smoke
- Margins of the Yearbook
- Marker on the Bathroom Stall
- Mason Jar Full of Bolts
- Mausoleum Rent Party
- Merch Table Blues
- Mic Stand Is a Broom
- Microwave Countdown
- Midnight Matinee Massacre
- Minimum Wage Tango
- Minutes of the Last Riot
- Mister Clipboard
- Mixtape for My Best Friend
- Monday Morning Stand-Up
- Monster Under the Merch Table
- Moonlight Autopsy Club
- Mop Bucket Brigade
- Mosh Pit Etiquette
M, continued
- Motel Pool Brawl
- Mothman Missed the Bus
- Mouldy Bathroom
- Mouth Like a Fire Alarm
- Mouthy
- Mud and Medals
- Mudroom Mosh
- Mum Hid My Boots
- Mum Says Turn It Down
- Mutual Aid Monday
- My Babysitter Is a Banshee
- My Bass, My Rules
- My Boss Is a Photocopier
- My Cat Hates the Band
- My Date Has No Pulse
- My Diary Bites
- My Dog Knows Every Verse
- My Other Car Is a Skateboard
- My Phone Is at Two Percent
- My Shoes Are Wet
- My Street (Your Problem)
- My Zine, My Rules
N: 26 names
- (Not) A Team Player
- (Not) Another Open Mic
- Nan Likes the Fast Ones
- Neighbours Bang the Wall
- Neighbours Called It Noise
- Neon Motel Shimmy
- Never Bought a Round
- Never Sold the Shirt
- Nicked a Milk Float
- Night Bus Poetry
- Night of the Leaking Ceiling
- Night Shift Singalong
- Nine Stairs, No Helmet
- Nineteen and Clueless
- Ninety Second Tantrum
- Nobody Came but We Played
- Nobody Elected the Shareholders
- Nobody Voted for This
- Nobody's Muse
- Noseslide Into Monday
- Not a Phase, a Phalanx
- Not Growing Up Today
- Not Your Mascot
- Now I Gotta Find a Flat
- Now I Owe the Drummer Money
- Now the Amp Is Smoking
O: 19 names
- Oatmeal Again
- Obey Is a Four Letter Word
- Occupy the Car Park
- Ode to a Flat Tyre
- Oi, That's My Pint
- Oil Slick Requiem
- Old Songs for New Trouble
- Ollie the Fire Hydrant
- One Mic in the Room
- One Two Three Stop
- Oops, Faster
- Our End of the Bridge
- Our Lot
- Our Street Never Sleeps
- Out of Milk Again
- Out of Tape
- Out of Tune and Free
- Outnumbered
- Over Before the Applause
P: 48 names
- (Please) Stop Clapping on the One
- Paint Over the Billboard
- Paper Promises
- Paper Round Blues
- Parking Garage Speed Wobble
- Pass the Hat
- Password Expired
- Patch Jacket Parliament
- Patches on Patches
- Pavement Kings
- Pawnshop Guitar Howl
- Payday Panic
- Payslip
- Peace Is Not a Brand
- Pen Pal Uprising
- Phantom of the Roller Disco
- Photocopied Fury
- Photocopied Sleeve
- Pigeon Stole My Chips
- Pints Up, Chins Up
- Pizza Money
- Plastic Sandwich
- Play Fast or Go Home
- Please Rewind
P, continued
- Plywood Kingdom
- Pocket Money Rebellion
- Pogo on the Wreckage
- Poisoned Well
- Polite Girls Finish Never
- Poltergeist in the Pit
- Polyester Tie
- Pop Shove Apology
- Porch With No House
- Posh Kids in Torn Shirts
- Pothole Took My Front Truck
- Potluck Revolution
- Prefect
- Pressure Cooker Pulse
- Printed on Stolen Paper
- Printer Jam
- Privatise My Patience
- Profit Is a Fence
- Prom Night Pizza
- Promoter Owes Us Petrol
- Property of Nobody
- Proud of Where We're From
- Pumpkin Patch Getaway
- Push Pit
Q: 3 names
- Quiet Coup at the Town Hall
- Quilted From Old Flags
- Quit Staring at the Bassist
R: 36 names
- Rail Too Tall
- Railroad Spike Waltz
- Railway Arms Regulars
- Rain Day Garage Session
- Raise a Glass to the Night Shift
- Ramp in the Backyard
- Ran Out of Chords
- Ration Book Future
- Ration Queue Winter
- Rattle the Windows
- Raw Tape Hiss
- Reckoning in D
- Record Shop Rats
- Red Mist
- Regional Manager's Car
- Rehearsal Room Rent
- Rent Day (Again)
- Rent Went Up Again
- Reverb Tank Rumble
- Rib Cage
- Rider: One Loaf of Bread
- Ringing Ears, Empty Pockets
- Riot in a Thrift Dress
- Rip Up the Timetable
- Riverbank Rent Party
- Rolled Ankle Waltz
- Rooftop Tomato Plants
- Rotten Luck Club
- Rubber Mask Romance
- Rubbish Weekend
- Rubble Hymn
- Ruins Don't Vote
- Rush Hour Rage
- Rust Belt Rage
- Rust Eats the Tanks
- Rusty Strings, Honest Words
S: 157 names
- (She's) Got My Records
- (Still) Not Sorry
- (Still) Skint
- (Still) Waiting for the Bus
- Safety Pin Sunday
- Same Pub, Same Mates
- Sandwich Thief
- Saturday Belongs to Us
- Scaffolders' Serenade
- Scarecrow Stage Dive
- Scavenger Dawn
- Scene Report
- School Dinner Revolt
- Scissors, Glue and Rage
- Scorched Harvest
- Scrap Metal Sunrise
- Scraped Palms Club
- Scrawled on My Arm in Pen
- Scream Queen of Homeroom
- Screaming in Stereo
- Scruffy Little Oik
- Scuffed
- Seagull Ate the Setlist
- Séance in the Garage
- Second Job Blues
- Second on the Bill
- Self Checkout Standoff
- Seven Inch Single Mind
- Shake the Garage
- Shareholders Sleep Soundly
- She Came From Aisle Nine
- She Plays It Louder
- She Started the Band
- Shellshock Radio
- Shelter Is Full
- Shift Manager
- Shin Guard Not Included
- Shirker
- Shop Deck Hero
S, continued
- Short Song, Long Memory
- Shortest Encore in History
- Shoulder Check
- Shoulder to Shoulder Again
- Shout It Down the High Road
- Shove It Home
- Shoved
- Shrapnel Calendar
- Shredded Shoelaces
- Shrunken Head Souvenir
- Sick Day Sprint
- Sick of the High Street
- Sidewalk Surfers Anonymous
- Silence Is Their Anthem
- Sing for the Lollipop Lady
- Sing Until the Landlord Knocks
- Sing Up, You Lot
- Singalong for the Anxious
- Singalong Pile-On
- Sirens Before Dawn
- Sister's Old Leather Jacket
- Sister, Grab the Mic
- Six Housemates, One Bathroom
- Sixpence Short
- Skate Home Alone
- Skate or Do Homework
- Skate Past Your House
- Skate Shop Loiterers
- Skeleton Key Party
- Skinned Knuckle Hymn
- Skint Till Friday
- Skip School (Twice)
- Skipping Fourth Period
- Skull With a Side Parting
- Slag Heap Sermon
- Slam Into the Hedge
- Slammed Shut
- Sleeping Bag Republic
- Slumber Party Sabotage
S, continued
- Small Print Tyranny
- Smile at the Customer
- Smile? Make Me
- Smog Psalm
- Smoke Stack Cathedral
- Smudged Eyeliner Summit
- Snap Back
- Snapped My Deck Again
- Snare Stand Collapsed
- Sneak Out the Window
- Snide
- Snooze Button Symphony
- Snot Nosed and Proud
- Soggy Chips
- Sold Out of Mediums
- Sold the Park for Parking
- Solidarity Is a Verb
- Solo Skipped for Time
- Somebody Stole My Bike Again
- Somebody Unplug the Radio
- Somebody's Car Alarm
- Song About My Toaster
- Song Ends Here
- Song for the Back Seat
- Song for the Community Fridge
- Song Title Longer Than the Song Itself
- Song We Wrote on a Napkin
- Soot on the Washing Line
- Soundcheck Was the Gig
- Spare Us the Sermon
- Spat Out My Gum
- Speed Trial
- Spiders in My Combat Boots
- Spilled Lager on the Pedals
- Spilled Soda Shuffle
- Spit at the Mirror
- Spit Out the Sugar
- Split Shift
- Spotty and Seventeen
S, continued
- Spray Paint Stencil
- Squat Gig Sunrise
- Squat the Mansion
- Squeezebox for the Strikers
- Staff Room Kettle War
- Stage Dive Into Four People
- Stapled Shut
- Stapled, Folded, Free
- Stapler Queen
- Steel Toe Two-Step
- Stench of Victory
- Stepped on a Plug
- Stick and Poke Sunrise
- Sticks Up, Count Four
- Still Standing at Closing Time
- Stockroom Nap
- Stolen Daisies
- Stomp Box Made of Plywood
- Stomp on the Floorboards
- Stop Selling the Sky
- Street Corner Hymn
- Stroppy
- Stuck in the Lift
- Stuck in This Zip Code
- Sulk
- Sulk Through Supper
- Summer Job Dropout
- Summer on Four Wheels
- Sun Faded Sticker
- Sunburn and Soda
- Sunburned and Scabbed
- Sunday Is a Swindle
- Sunday League Heroes
- Sunflower Seeds and Sirens
- Supervisor's Whistle
- Sweat Drips Off the Pipes
- Sweat on the Snare
- Swipe Card Declined
- Switchblade Comb
- Swollen Ankle Anthem
T: 91 names
- (They're) Towing the Van
- Tail Drag
- Tape Trader
- Taproom Soldiers
- Tarmac Over the Orchard
- Team Leader Tom
- Tear Up the Lease
- Teenage Brain Thief
- Teenage Thunderclap
- Teenage Yawn
- Teeth Grind
- Tell Him the Amp Is Mine
- Tell the Boss I'm Dead
- Tell Your Dad I'm Busy
- Telly Licence
- Ten Items or Fewer
- Ten Second Fury
- Tension Wire
- Tent City Reel
- Terrace Choir
- Terrace Tea at Half Time
- That Was the Whole Song
- The Bassist Is Still Tuning
- The Billboard Lied
- The Blob Ate the Bassist
- The Boiler's Broke
- The Bridge Is Our Balcony
- The Ceiling Leaks on Payday
- The Convoy Never Stops
- The Drummer Sneezed
T, continued
- The Fridge Is Humming in E
- The Kettle Is Louder Than Us
- The Kids Brought Their Own Amps
- The Ledge Behind the Bank
- The Meeting Has No Chairman
- The Minister for Nothing
- The Missiles Have Sponsors
- The Mummy Wants a Refund
- The Neighbour's Leaf Blower
- The PA Is Two Guitar Amps
- The Rich Have Bunkers
- The River Caught Fire
- The Sky Went Grey
- The Thing in the Tour Van
- The Vote Was a Raffle
- Their Peace Is a Ceasefire
- They Sell Us Back Our Water
- Thick Skin, Thin Wallet
- Thirteen Black Balloons
- Thirty Seconds of Complaining
- This Is the Slow One
- This One Is Eleven Seconds
- Threadbare Nerve
- Three Cheers for the Cleaners
- Three Dogs and a Van
- Thrift Store Accordion
- Tight Jaw Tuesday
- Tight Leash
- Tights With Ladders
- Till Roll Confetti
T, continued
- Timecard
- Timewaster
- Tin Can Telephone Tour
- Tin Whistle Riot
- Tinned Peas
- Tinnitus
- Told Off Again
- Tombstone Hopscotch
- Too Bored to Riot
- Too Cool for Carpool
- Too Loud for Your Living Room
- Too Much and Not Sorry
- Too Old for the Mini Ramp
- Tooth and Timecard
- Total Grey
- Toured the Coast in a Hearse
- Toxic Tide
- Traffic Cone Hat
- Train Whistle in D
- Transistor Tantrum
- Tre Flip Tragedy
- Tremolo Shakedown
- Trench Foot Reveille
- Trolley Collector
- Truck Bolts Loose
- Tuning Is for Cowards
- Turnstile Tenners
- Twelve Bars, Eleven Missing
- Twenty Pence Electric Meter
- Two Chords Is Plenty
- Two Minutes Tops
U: 12 names
- Ugly Wallpaper
- Ukulele Uprising
- Undead and Underpaid
- Underpaid
- Underpass Choir
- Uniform Doesn't Fit
- Uniforms Are Costumes
- Unimpressed
- Unpaid Trial Shift
- Unplug the Ministry
- Up the Underdogs
- Upright Bass on the Bus
V: 10 names
- Vacant Lot Disco
- Vampire With a Paper Route
- Vein Pop
- Venue Is Now Luxury Flats
- Verse Chorus Goodbye
- Verse, Shout, Done
- Vert Fear
- Voicemail From the Bank
- Voices Under the Motorway
- Vultures in Uniform
W: 48 names
- (We're) All Out of Patience
- (We're) Closed
- (We're) Loitering With Intent
- (We're) Not on the List
- (We're) The Support Act
- (We're) Too Fast for the Drummer
- Walk Me to My Car
- Wall Punch
- War Is Their Weather
- Warehouse Radio
- Warning Light Stays On
- Washboard Sermon
- Wasteland Census
- Waxed Curb
- We Are the Away End
- We Don't Run From Rain
- We Fixed the Roof Ourselves
- We Never Signed the Contract
- We Only Know This Bit
- We Peaked in Tenth Grade
- We Sang on the Fire Escape
- We Skipped the Bridge
- We Stole the Landlord's Ladder
- We Take the Stage Now
W, continued
- We Wrote This at Soundcheck
- Weeds Win in the End
- Welders' Reel
- Werewolf in the Wage Line
- Wet Bank Holiday
- Wet Boots, Warm Beer
- Where's the Remote
- Who Ate My Lunch
- Who Owns the Air
- Who Took My Stapler
- Whoa-Oh From the Crypt
- Whoa-Oh, Whatever
- Whose Streets Anyway
- Why Is It Always Monday
- Wildflowers Through the Asphalt
- Winter in the Bunker
- Witch on a Moped
- Wobbly Stage
- Won't Be Home for Dinner
- Won't Say Please to a Machine
- Won't Wear the Uniform
- Wool Socks in July
- Wrong Bus (Good Seat)
- Wrong Key, Keep Going
Y: 10 names
- (You're) Boring Me to Tears
- (You're) In My Seat
- (You're) Not My Supervisor
- (You're) Standing on My Lead
- Yearbook Typo
- Your Band Needs a Girl Drummer
- Your Flag Is a Tablecloth
- Your Opinion, My Earplugs
- Your Scene Has a Dress Code
- Your War, Our Funerals