Hyrox Team Name Generator
Doubles and relay names for eight runs and eight stations
Generate Hyrox team names for doubles pairs and relay fours, from station puns like Farmers Carry On, Row Row Regret and Ski Erg Your Enthusiasm to sharper race names like Sub Sixty and Station Sharks.
About Hyrox team names
A Hyrox race has the same shape everywhere: eight one-kilometer runs, each followed by a workout station, always in the same order. SkiErg, sled push, sled pull, burpee broad jumps, rowing, farmers carry, sandbag lunges, wall balls. Because every racer meets the same eight stations, a team name built on one of them lands with everybody in the start tunnel: Farmers Carry On, Row Row Regret, Two Sleds Are Better Than One, Till Wall Balls Do Us Part.
The format shapes the name too. Doubles pairs run every kilometer side by side and split the station work however they like, so pair names joke about who does more: You Go, I Rest, My Other Half Is Faster, Fifty Fifty Split, Allegedly. Relay teams of four take two runs and two stations each, which is where Two Stations Each, No More and Anchor Leg Angst come from.
The 1,000 names below cover each station in turn, the running and the lap counting, the transition zone, doubles and relay formats, mixed, women's and men's teams, gym and office squads, first-timers, masters, and teams chasing a time. This site is independent and has no connection to the event or its organizer.
How to choose Hyrox team names
- Decide who will read it. A pun such as Lunge Break works on a shirt and on the results page, while an inside joke about your gym only works for the people who were there.
- Name the team for how you race. You Go, I Rest suits doubles, where station work is shared out, and makes no sense for a relay; Anchor Leg Angst is the other way round.
- Keep it short enough for an announcer and a results table. Two to four words survive both, and a long sentence gets cut off.
- Entering through work? Pick something a colleague can say out loud in a meeting. Per My Last Burpee and Out of Office Athletes are safe on a company shirt.
- Pick the station you both dread and own it. A name about sandbag lunges is funnier when the whole hall knows what station seven feels like.
Frequently asked questions
What are some funny Hyrox team names?
Station puns get the quickest laugh because every racer has met the same eight: Ski Erg Your Enthusiasm, When Push Comes to Sled, Burpee Broad Squad, Row Row Regret, Farmers Carry On, Sandbag Sorry and Wall Balls to the Wall. For the running, try Last Kilometer Liars or Eight Runs Too Many.
What is a good name for a Hyrox doubles team?
Doubles names usually play on being a pair and on how the work is shared: Two Peas, One Sled, Pair Pressure, My Other Half Is Faster, For Better or Burpees. Couples, siblings and coworkers have names of their own in the list, such as Brother From Another Rower and Desk Mates to Race Mates.
What should a Hyrox relay team of four be called?
Relay names lean on the number four and on the handover: Oarsome Foursome, Fours to Be Reckoned With, Tag In, Tag Out, Two Stations Each, No More. A four that is racing for a time might prefer something short, such as Four Engines or No Weak Link.
Is this generator connected to Hyrox?
No. This is an independent list of name ideas, not affiliated with or endorsed by the event or its organizer, and Hyrox is the organizer's brand name. Using a pun as your team name on a race entry is one thing; if you plan to sell shirts or other goods with the brand's name on them, check its rules yourself first.
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All 1,000 Hyrox team names
A: 25 names
- A Watched Kettle Never Drops
- Absolutely Glutiful
- Accused of Sandbagging
- After the Sled, Nothing Matters
- Age Group Aggressors
- Age Group Hunters
- Age Is Just a Start Wave
- Aging Like Milk
- Aim High, Squat Low
- Airport Dash With Bags
- All Drive, No Brakes
- All Eight Unbroken
- All Out Effort
- All the Shopping Bags
- Already Rebooked
- Anchor Leg Angst
- Anchor Management
- Anchors Aweigh
- Another Ball in the Wall
- Another Loop of the Hall
- Any Time Is a Good Time
- Apres Ski Appreciation Society
- Arena Ready
- Ask a Volunteer
- Avalanche of Excuses
B: 65 names
- Baby Steps With Baggage
- Baby's First Sled
- Babysitter Is Booked
- Back It Up Slowly
- Back of the Gym
- Back Row Hecklers
- Backs to the Wall
- Bag of Nerves
- Bag on Back, Knee on Floor
- Baggage Claim
- Bagged and Tagged
- Ball and Chain Gang
- Ball Is Life, Sadly
- Band of Brothers in Law
- Barbershop Quartet on the Run
- Basement Gym Believers
- Baton Not Included
- Battle of the Sexes, Canceled
- Beard Oil and Chalk
- Bearded and Burpeed
- Behind the Eight Ball
- Below Parallel Parking
- Bench Warmers on Standby
- Best Friends Until the Lunges
- Best Medicine Ball
- Best Seat in the House
- Better Half, Faster Half
- Between a Rox and a Hard Pace
- Biathlon Without the Rifles
- Biceps on Backorder
- Bifocal Focus
- Big Engine Small Talk
B, continued
- Billable Hours of Pain
- Black Diamond Pairing
- Blame My Brother
- Blame the Programming
- Boat Race Rejects
- Bonnie and Glide
- Bonus Lap Regret
- Booked the Class, Got a Race
- Born Before the Internet
- Both Feet In
- Boxed In and Pulling
- Boys Are Back in Turf
- Boys in the Hoodies
- Braids of Glory
- Bring the Ibuprofen
- Broad Daylight Robbery
- Broad Jump Street
- Broad Jumps, Narrow Escapes
- Broad Minded Burpees
- Broad Shoulders Narrow Margins
- Broadly Speaking, Tired
- Bros Before Rows
- Brother From Another Rower
- Brotherhood of the Sled
- Bucket List Checkers
- Built for Stations
- Bullseye Believers
- Bunny Slope Graduates
- Burpee Back Later
- Burpee Broad Squad
- Burpee Jump Start
- Burpees in a Pod
- Business Lunge
C: 61 names
- Calf Cramp Choir
- Calm in the Chaos
- Calm Under Load
- Calves on Fire Brigade
- Carpet Burn Committee
- Carpet Kings and Queens
- Carpet Sample Testers
- Carpet Sharks
- Carried Away
- Carry On Luggage
- Carry On Regardless
- Carry That Weight
- Carry the One
- Carrying the Team
- Casual Friday Kit
- Catch Drive Finish Recover
- Catch of the Day Is a Sled
- Catch Us if We Can
- Chain of Four
- Chairlift Wanted
- Chalk and Cheese
- Chalk and Lipstick
- Chalk Hands, Warm Hearts
- Chalk Marks the Spot
- Chalk One Up
- Cheaper Than a Sports Car
- Chest Down, Chin Up
- Chest Down, Jump Forward
- Chest to Floor Chorus
- Chip Time Chasers
C, continued
- Chip Time Deniers
- Circle Back Later
- Classic Cars, High Mileage
- Claw Hands Club
- Climbing the Walls
- Coach Has a Clipboard
- Coach Is Watching
- Coach Owes Us Brunch
- Coach Picked the Pairs
- Coach Said It Would Be Fun
- Coach's Favorites
- Cogito Erg Sum
- Cold Blooded Pacing
- Cold Start Collective
- Come Here, Sled
- Comfort Zone Exit
- Coming to Grips
- Completion Not Competition
- Compromised Runners
- Conditioning Class Clowns
- Controlled Aggression
- Controlled Chaos
- Couch to Carpet
- Countdown Clock Panic
- Counting Is Hard
- Couples Therapy on Turf
- Cramp Counselors
- Cramp David
- Cramp My Style
- Cramping Trip
- Creaky but Sneaky
D: 41 names
- Dad Jokes and Wall Balls
- Damper Setting Drama
- Date Night Disaster
- Day Pass Holders
- Delayed Onset Regret
- Desk Mates to Race Mates
- Dialed In Doubles
- Dibs on the Rower
- Diesel and Dynamite
- Diesel Engines
- Different as Chalk and Turf
- Different Strokes
- Do Not Cross the Line
- Don't Push Us
- Don't Put Them Down
- Double Booked
- Double Check the Laps
- Double Date Night
- Double Dutch Courage
- Double Espresso Shot
D, continued
- Double Negative Splits
- Double Parked
- Double Vision
- Doubles or Nothing
- Doubles Trouble Makers
- Down and Up Again
- Downhill Since the SkiErg
- Drag Race Dropouts
- Dragged Into This
- Dragging Our Feet
- Drew the Short Straw
- Drive Us Up the Wall
- Drop the Ball
- Drop the Hammer
- Dropped Anchor at Station Three
- Dropped Ball Society
- Dry Land Rowing Club
- Ducks in a Row
- Dukes of Hazard Pay
- Duo Diligence
- Dynamic Duo, Static Sled
E: 33 names
- E-I-E-I-Ow
- Early Bird Dinner Later
- Easily Sled
- Easy First Kilometer, Promise
- Eight and Eight
- Eight by One
- Eight Clean Splits
- Eight Days a Week
- Eight for Eight
- Eight in a Row
- Eight Is Enough
- Eight Kilometers Later
- Eight Runs Too Many
- Eight Runs, Zero Scenery
- Eight Wonders of the Warehouse
- Eighty Meters of Burpees
- Either Oar
- Embarrassing Our Teenagers
- Empty Nesters, Full Sleds
- End of Our Rope
- End of the Row
- Engaged and Enraged
- Engine and Iron
- Epsom Salt of the Earth
- Erg Means Work
- Every Second Station
- Excess Baggage
- Excuse Me, I Burpeed
- Expense Report Runners
- Experience Over Speed
- Experienced, Slightly Used
- Extra Lap Enthusiasts
- Eye on the Ball
F: 73 names
- Face Plant Florists
- Fake It Till You Finish
- Fan Wheel Fanatics
- Farmer's Tan Lines
- Farmers Carry On
- Fast Feet, Strong Hands
- Fast Transitions
- Feet Behind Hands
- Fetch and Carry
- Fetch the Sled
- Fifty Fifty Split, Allegedly
- Fifty Meters Flat
- Fifty Not Out
- Final Kilometer Fury
- Final Station Fanatics
- Final Wall Ball Standing
- Finally, a Seat
- Finance Department Deficit
- Fine Wine Finishers
- Fingers Crossed, Fingers Cramped
- Finish Fast
- Finish First, Ask Later
- Finish Lines, Not Finish Times
- Finishers Not Fast
- Finishing Is the Whole Plan
- First Gear Only
- First Race, Worst Race
- First Station Jitters
- First Through the Arch
- First Time for Everything
- First Wave, First Worries
- Fishing for Sleds
- Fit at Forty, Fitter at Fifty
- Five Hundred Split Personalities
- Five Thirty Club
- Flat Out
F, continued
- Floor Inspectors
- Floor Is Our Friend
- Flop and Hop
- Fly and Die
- Flywheel Free Spirits
- Follow the Arrows
- Foot Strap Fumblers
- For Better or Burpees
- For Whom the Bells Toil
- Forearm Forecast: Cloudy
- Forearms of Mush
- Forty Something Flyers
- Four Better or Worse
- Four Crying Out Loud
- Four Cylinders Firing
- Four Dads and a Deadline
- Four Engines
- Four Goodness Sake
- Four Horsemen of the Warehouse
- Four Lengths of Regret
- Four Score and Seven Lunges
- Four the Love of Sleds
- Four Weddings and a Sandbag
- Fours of Nature
- Fours to Be Reckoned With
- Fourth Wall Breakers
- Frayed Knot
- Free Range Carriers
- Fresh Powder, Tired Legs
- Friction Addiction
- Friends Who Sled Together
- Friendship Ended at Station Seven
- Frog March
- Frogs With a Deadline
- Front Desk Dared Us
- Functional Fitness Fiends
- Functionally Fit, Barely
G: 35 names
- Game Plan Intact
- Garage Gym Graduates
- Gas Left in the Tank
- Gentleman Farmers
- Gentlemen Prefer Rowing
- Gents in Distress
- Get a Grip
- Get a Grip, Then Ski
- Get Down, Stay Down
- Getting Up Is the Hard Part
- Girl Gang Grinding
- Girls Just Wanna Have Lungs
- Glide and Seek
- Glute Force
- Glute Salute
- Glutes for the Stars
- Glutes of Hazard
- Goddesses of Grip
- Going Pro, Going Slow
- Gondola Dreams
- Goodness Gracious Great Squats
- Googled It This Morning
- Grandparents on the Go
- Granite Pace
- Great Balls of Tired
- Great Wall Ball of Regret
- Grey and Proud
- Grind and Glide
- Grip It and Rip It Gently
- Grip Slip Trip
- Grip Strength Support Group
- Grit and Grip
- Grocery Run Champions
- Group Chat Got Out of Hand
- Guys and Dolls and Sleds
H: 53 names
- Half the Reps, All the Running
- Halfway and Horizontal
- Hammer Down
- Hand Over Fist Pump
- Hand Over Hand
- Handle With Care
- Handoff Hazards
- Handover Zone Regulars
- Hands Where the Feet Were
- Happy Crampers
- Haul of Fame
- Hauling Class
- Having a Ball
- He Runs, She Wins
- Head Down, Legs On
- Heart Rate Says No
- Heave Ho Heroes
- Heavy Sleds, Light Feet
- Heavy Traffic in Lane Three
- Here for the Patch
- Here for the Photo
- Here for the Snacks After
- Here Sled, Good Sled
- High Five Handover
- Hinge and Bear It
- Hinge Benefits
H, continued
- His and Hers Blisters
- Hit the Wall, Then the Ball
- Hobby Farmers
- Holding Pen Hooligans
- Hole in the Wall Gang
- Home Gym Heroes
- Home Run Hobblers
- Home Straight Heroes
- Honeymoon Is Over
- Hop Skip and a Burpee
- Hop to It
- Hopping Mad
- Horsepower and Heart
- Hot Cocoa After Station One
- Hug Your Sandbag
- Human Resources, Depleted
- Human Winches
- Humpty Dumpty Had a Wall Ball
- Hundred Meter Proposal
- Hundred Meters With a Passenger
- Hurry Up and Burpee
- Hybrid Engine
- Hybrid Horsepower
- Hybrid Standard
- Hybrid Theory Class
- Hybrid Vehicles
- Hybrid Working Policy
I: 17 names
- I Go, You Wheeze
- I Ski, You Row
- Ice Bath Bathers
- Immovable Object Meets Us
- In It for the Long Run
- In Order of Suffering
- In Sickness and in Sled
- In the Same Boat
- In the Zone, Wrong Zone
- Indoor Ski Season
- Inside Track
- Iron Legs, Steel Lungs
- Iron Maidens of Lane Two
- Is This the Right Lane
- It Looked Easier Online
- It Moved in Training
- It's in the Sandbag
J: 9 names
- Jailhouse Rox
- Jelly Legs Junction
- Jog On
- Jump Far, Fall Flat
- Jump Scare
- Jump, Drop, Repeat
- Jumping to Conclusions
- Just Finish, Just Barely
- Just Here to Finish
K: 20 names
- Keep Calm and Farmers Carry
- Keep the Ball Rolling
- Keeping It Relay Simple
- Kick for Home
- Kids Think We're Cool
- Kilometer Collectors
- Kilometer Crushers
- Kilometer Eight Zeroes
- Kilometer Five Alive
- Kilometer Killers
- Kilometer One Heroes
- Kiss the Carpet With Your Knee
- Kit Bag Chaos
- Knee Deep
- Knee Touches Floor
- Kneed for Speed
- Kneedy People
- Knights of the Sandbag
- Knot Our Problem
- Know the Ropes, Hate the Ropes
L: 66 names
- Ladies and Gentle Jogs
- Ladies Who Lunge
- Lads and Lasses in Lanes
- Lads on Tour, Indoors
- Landing Gear Down
- Landlocked Regatta
- Lane Hogs
- Lap Counters Anonymous
- Lap Dogs
- Lap It Up
- Lap Leaders
- Lapped but Loved
- Laps Between the Hard Parts
- Last Kilometer Kick
- Last Kilometer Liars
- Last Leg Gets the Wall Balls
- Last Station Standing
- Last Wave, Best Wave
- Lats Go Skiing
- Law and Order of Stations
- Lead Off Legends
- Leaderboard Climbers
- Leading Ladies
- Lean Back Leaders
- Lean In and Shove
- Leaning Tower of Sled
- Leapfrog League
- Leaps and Bounds
- Learning the Ropes
- Leave It on the Carpet
- Left Holding the Sandbag
- Legal Said Maybe
- Leggings and Legends
L, continued
- Legs Body Arms Panic
- Legs of Iron
- Legs of Jelly, Hearts of Gold
- Legs Say Run, Lungs Say Row
- Life Begins at Station Four
- Lift Ticket Not Included
- Lily Pad Hoppers
- Lionesses in Lycra
- Locked In
- Locker Room Philosophers
- Long Haul Friends
- Long Jump Short Fuse
- Longest Eighty Meters in Sport
- Look Before You Leap
- Loop Troop
- Lords of the Lunges
- Losing Our Grip
- Lost a Bet
- Lost Count at Forty
- Lost Count of the Laps
- Lost Luggage Department
- Low and Slow Pushers
- Low Gear Legends
- Lunchtime Class Legends
- Lunge at the Chance
- Lunge Box Heroes
- Lunge Break
- Lunge Capacity
- Lunge Hour Rush
- Lunge Ladies Lunch Later
- Lunge Lizards
- Lungs and Legs
- Lungs of Steel
M: 34 names
- Make Hay While It Hurts
- Making Waves Slowly
- Mama Said Sled
- Marketing Made Us
- Marriage Counseling in Lane Four
- Massage Gun Slingers
- Master Class Clowns
- Masters of the Warehouse
- Matched Pace
- May the Fours Be With You
- Medicine Ball Prescription
- Members Since January
- Men Without Splits
- Metric System Converts
- Mid Life Crisis Management
- Milk Pail Marchers
- Mind the Gap
- Misled by the Sled
- Missed the Target
- Mix and Match Fitness
- Mixed Bag Lunchers
- Mixed Doubles, Mixed Results
- Mixed Feelings
- Mixed Messages
- Mixed Nuts
- Mixed Sandbag
- Mixed Signals
- Mogul Minded
- Mom Liked Me Best
- Monday Will Hurt
- Mothers of Sleds
- Moving Day Volunteers
- Moving Targets
- My Other Half Is Faster
N: 22 names
- Never Skip Sled Day
- Never Too Late
- Newbie Gains
- Newton's First Flaw
- Next Up, Not Me
- No Breaks
- No Idea What's Coming
- No Lift Lines Here
- No Paddle Needed
- No Quarter Given
- No Rep Nightmares
- No Snow, No Problem
- No Time Goals, No Problems
- No Walking
- No Wasted Motion
- No Weak Link
- No Weak Station
- Nobody Wanted the Lunges
- Non Refundable Decisions
- Noodle Arm Nation
- Nordic but Nice
- Not Over the Hill Yet
O: 36 names
- Oar Else
- Oar Inspiring
- Oar You Kidding
- Oarsome Foursome
- Off the Chain
- Off the Wall Balls
- Oh Relay
- Old Boys Network
- Old Dogs, New Stations
- Old MacDonald Had a Grip
- On Bended Knee
- On Target, Off Balance
- On the Ball
- On the Ropes
- On the Rox
- Once and Never Again
- One Burpee Closer to Lunch
- One Giant Leap for Us
- One Lap Short
- One More Run, They Said
- One Quarter Each, Roughly
- One Small Jump for Man
- One Step at a Time, Slowly
- One Track Minds
- One Trip From the Car
- Open Gym Opportunists
- Order of the Sandbag
- Original Parts Only
- Other Half Marathon
- Out of Office Athletes
- Out of the Station, Into a Jog
- Out of the Tunnel Fast
- Out to Lunge
- Outstanding in Our Field
- Over Forty, Under Trained
- Over the Hill, Onto the Turf
P: 42 names
- Packed Lunge
- Pair Pressure
- Parents' Evening Escapees
- Partner Carry Not Allowed
- Passing the Baton Charge
- PB Hunters
- PB or Pizza
- Pedal Down
- Peer Pressure Entries
- Per My Last Burpee
- Performance Review Pending
- Piano Movers Union
- Pickle Juice Believers
- Pitchfork Pacers
- Pizza French Fry Pace
- Plan the Race, Race the Plan
- Plow On Through
- Plug In Hybrids
- Podium Pending
- Ponytail Express
- Positive Splits, Positive Vibes
P, continued
- Pot Calling the Kettlebell
- Power Lunge Meeting
- Proposal Position
- Protein Shake It Off
- Pull Down Menu
- Pull Factor
- Pull the Other One
- Pull Yourself Together
- Pull, Step Back, Repeat
- Pulling Each Other's Leg
- Pulling Rank
- Pulling Strings
- Punk Rox
- Push Comes to Shove
- Push It Real Good Enough
- Push Me Pull You
- Pushing Fifty Meters
- Pushing Our Luck
- Pushovers
- Put the Kettle Down
- Putting a Damper on It
Q: 9 names
- Quad Core Processors
- Quad Damage
- Quadrophonic Sound
- Quadzilla and Friends
- Qualifier Chasers
- Quarter Final Dreams
- Quartet Without Strings
- Queens of the Stations
- Quick Hands, Quicker Feet
R: 68 names
- Rabbit Hunters
- Race Brain On
- Race Sim Regulars
- Reading the Rulebook Now
- Reap What You Row
- Reception Desk All Stars
- Recovery Shake Rattle and Roll
- Recovery Takes a Week
- Reel It In
- Reeling in the Kilometers
- Refund Not Possible
- Relay Bad Decisions
- Relay Good Sports
- Relay Into It
- Relay Not Ready
- Relay Race to the Bar
- Relay Should Have Trained
- Relay Sorry About This
- Relay Tired Now
- Relayed and Delayed
- Reluctant Sled Retrievers
- Remix Required
- Reply All Racers
- Ride or Die, Mostly Die
- Rock Paper Scissors for Sleds
- Rolling in the Deep Tissue
- Rookie of the Year, Maybe
- Rope a Dope
- Rope Burn Book Club
- Roped Into This
- Round and Round We Go
- Row Call
- Row Models
- Row No You Didn't
R, continued
- Row Play
- Row Row Regret
- Row With the Flow
- Rowbust Effort
- Rowdy but Tidy
- Rowed Less Traveled
- Rowed to Nowhere
- Rowed Trip
- Rowing Is Number Five
- Rowmance Is Dead
- Rowmantic Getaway
- Rox and Roll
- Rox Around the Clock
- Rox Bottom
- Rox Paper Scissors
- Rox Solid
- Rox Stars
- Rox Steady
- Rox the Boat
- Roxy Balboas
- Rules Were Skimmed
- Run It Back, Eight Times
- Run Like a Girl, Lift Like One Too
- Run Sandwich Artists
- Run Station Repeat
- Run Strong, Station Stronger
- Run to It, Do It, Run Again
- Running Between Problems
- Running Commentary
- Running Is the Rest Break
- Running Late for Station Six
- Running on Jelly
- Running Out of Excuses
- Ruthless Efficiency
S: 146 names
- Sales Team on Sleds
- Salt Tablet Society
- Same Order Every Time
- Sand in Our Shoes
- Sandbag and Tag
- Sandbag Checked at the Gate
- Sandbag for Life
- Sandbag of Tricks
- Sandbag Scarf Season
- Sandbag Shoulder Shrug
- Sandbag Sorry
- Sandbagging the Splits
- Sandbags Under Our Eyes
- Sash Dash
- Saturday Session Regulars
- Save Some for the End
- Saved by the Bells
- Scarecrow Posture
- School Lunge Monitors
- School of Rox
- School Run to Sled Run
- Science Friction
- Screen Time Champions
- Season Best Seekers
- Second Leg Second Thoughts
- Second Runner, Second Wind
- Seconds Count
- Seeing Double, Feeling Half
- Shaving Minutes
- She Believed She Could, So She Sled
- She Lifts, He Limps
- She's the Engine
- Short Haul Specialists
- Short Shorts Brigade
- Shotgun Not Burpees
- Shoulder to Shoulder
S, continued
- Shoulder to the Wheel
- Shoulders Full of Sand
- Shoulders of Lead
- Sibling Rivalry on Rails
- Sign Up Sheet Signatories
- Silver Foxes on Sleds
- Sim Day Survivors
- Simulation Sunday
- Sister Act Fast
- Sisterhood of the Traveling Sandbag
- Sisters of No Mercy
- Sit Back and Suffer
- Six AM Class Heroes
- Sixteen Parts, Zero Excuses
- Sixteen Segments
- Sixty and Sprinting
- Sixty Forty, Honestly
- Ski Bums on the Clock
- Ski Erg Your Enthusiasm
- Ski First, Think Later
- Ski In, Limp Out
- Ski Lodge Loungers
- Ski Patrol on Foot
- Ski School Dropouts
- Ski Trip to Nowhere
- Ski You at the Finish
- Ski's the Limit
- SkiErg and Destroy
- SkiErg Sweethearts
- Skiing Comes First, Sadly
- Skiing in Sneakers
- Skiing Is Believing
- Skipping the Rope
- Slalom Dunk
- Slap Hands, Swap Places
- Sled Astray
- Sled Goes There, Sled Comes Back
S, continued
- Sled Heads
- Sled It Be
- Sled Lightly
- Sled Me Tell You
- Sled on a String
- Sled Pull Sob Story
- Sled Queens
- Sleds Fear Us
- Sliding Seats
- Slippery Slope Society
- Slow and Steady Finishers
- Slow Boat to the Finish
- Smudged Mascara Society
- Snow Day Canceled
- Snowed Under by Station Two
- Soft Landings Only
- Sore Losers, Literally
- Soreness Is Temporary
- Split Decision
- Split Hunters
- Split It Down the Middle
- Split Seconds
- Splitting Reps, Sharing Blame
- Sprint and Sit
- Squat Deep, Throw High
- Squat Now, Sit Never
- Squeaky Knees Society
- Staff Room Striders
- Stairs Are the Enemy
- Stairs Tomorrow, No Thanks
- Stand Up and Ski
- Standing Jump Committee
- Staring at the Screen
- Start Line Selfie
- Start Tunnel Stare
- Started Too Fast Again
S, continued
- Static Friction Fan Club
- Station Eight Saints
- Station Five Sailors
- Station Four Survivors
- Station Masters
- Station One Optimists
- Station Order Is Not a Menu
- Station Seven Sinners
- Station Sharks
- Station Six Pack Mules
- Station Specialists
- Station to Station
- Station Two Stole Our Legs
- Stations Don't Scare Us
- Stay in the Box
- Step and Repeat
- Stick the Landing
- Sticky Carpet Society
- Still Married After Station Seven
- Still Smiling at Station Three
- Strapped In, Checked Out
- Straps Too Loose
- Strength and Complaining
- Stretching Since Tuesday
- Stride and Strength
- Stride for Stride
- String Quartet, Hamstring Section
- Stroke of Luck
- Stroke Rate Roulette
- Strongest Link
- Stubble Trouble
- Stuck in the Slow Lane
- Sub Seventy Syndicate
- Sub Sixty
- Suitcase Shufflers
- Surf and Turf Lane
- Synergy and Sandbags
T: 85 names
- Tag In, Tag Out
- Tag Team Champions of Nothing
- Tag, You're Suffering
- Tagged and Released
- Take a Knee
- Take a Seat, Take a Breath
- Takes Two to Tango
- Talked Into It
- Tangle Management
- Tank Top Diplomats
- Tape It and Go
- Target Practice
- Tea for Two Kilometers
- Terrible Twosome
- Thank You, Burpee Much
- That Was a Rep
- The Accountability Group
- The Bag Rides for Free
- The Bit Between the Bits
- The Burpee Stops Here
- The Carpet Always Wins
- The Chalk Bucket List
- The Clock Is Lying
- The Furniture Removers
- The Hateful Eight Kilometers
- The Judge Said No
- The Lat Pack
- The Long Pull
T, continued
- The Pushy Ones
- The Quad Squad Returns
- The Rope Never Ends
- The Sitting Down Station
- The SkiErg Made Us Do It
- The Sled Comes to Us
- The Sled Is Not Moving
- The Sled Took Everything
- The Snowball Effect
- The Thousand Meter Stare
- The Training Plan
- The Video Made It Look Fun
- The Whole Class Signed Up
- The Writing's on the Wall Ball
- Thelma and Lunge
- Thinking Inside the Box
- Thousand Meter Sit Down
- Three Two One Oh No
- Threshold Thursday
- Through the Finish Arch
- Throw Catch Cry Repeat
- Throw in the Towel Tomorrow
- Thrown for a Loop
- Till the Cows Come Home
- Till Wall Balls Do Us Part
- Time Zone Confusion
- Top of the Wave
- Top Ten Percent
T, continued
- Tough Row to Hoe
- Tow the Line
- Track Record
- Tractor Pull Dropouts
- Trained Twice, Total
- Transition Kings
- Transition Zone Tourists
- Trial Membership
- Trial Run Gone Wrong
- Triceps on Thin Ice
- Tug of War Veterans
- Turf and Turf
- Turf Tested
- Turf Wars
- Twelve and a Half at a Time
- Twilight Transition Zone
- Twin Turbo
- Two and Done
- Two Colleagues, One Brain Cell
- Two Engines, One Clock
- Two Feet Together
- Two for the Road
- Two Heads, Four Jelly Legs
- Two Hundred Meters of Groceries
- Two Left Feet
- Two of a Kind
- Two Peas, One Sled
- Two Sleds Are Better Than One
- Two Stations Each, No More
U: 9 names
- Uncles on a Mission
- Underprepared and Overconfident
- Undertrained Overachievers
- Undisputed Duo
- Unhurried Unbeaten
- Unstoppable Force, Briefly
- Up Against the Wall Balls
- Up the Creek
- Uphill Skiers
V: 5 names
- Veterans of the Carpet
- Vice Grip Presidents
- Victory Lap Pending
- Vintage Engines
- Voted In by Colleagues
W: 38 names
- Walk It Back
- Walking Funny Monday
- Wall Ball and Done
- Wall Ball Flowers
- Wall Ball Paper
- Wall Balls Always Come Last
- Wall Balls Before Brunch
- Wall Balls to the Wall
- Wall to Wall Ball
- Warehouse Wolves
- Warm Up Takes an Hour
- Warm Up Was a Lie
- Was That Lap Two or Three
- Wave Leaders
- Wave One
- We Fall Down a Lot
- We Remember Cassette Tapes
- We Signed Up at Midnight
- We Will Rox You
- Weak at the Knees
- Week Twelve of Twelve
- Well Mixed, Lightly Shaken
- Went Out Too Hot
- What a Drag
- What Did We Sign Up For
- When Push Comes to Sled
- Where Do We Go Now
- Which Station Is Next
- Whiteboard Said So
- Who Booked This
- Who's Counting
- Will Carry for Snacks
- Will You Marry Me, Finish Line
- Winter Sports in a Warehouse
- Wonder Women, Wondering Why
- Work Wife, Race Wife
- Worlds Bound
- Wrong Turn at the Arch
Y: 5 names
- Yard Sale at Station One
- You Go, I Rest
- You Push, I Pull
- Your Leg, Not Mine
- Your Turn, Surely