Gardener Name Generator

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Generate gardener names that lead with the jokes: pun names like Herb Border, Daisy Weeder and Lorna Mower, nicknames such as The Lawn Ranger and No-Dig Doug, and mock titles like Marshal of the Marrows. Head gardeners, cottage-garden grannies, storybook characters and gardening couples fill out the list.

About gardener names

Most gardener names people look for are jokes: something for a retirement card, a garden club newsletter, a sign on the shed or a name tag at the plant sale. The oldest trick is a first name and a surname that turn into a garden word when you say them together. Herb Border, Daisy Weeder, Lorna Mower and Sue Cateurs work that way, and so do the flower, fruit and vegetable puns such as Holly Hocks, Tom Ato and Brock Lee.

Nicknames come next. Some describe the keen (Dig-It Brigid, The Dawn Deadheader), some the fair-weather kind (Deckchair Derek, No-Dig Doug) and some the specialist: Tomato Tony, Stripes McMower, Privet Investigator Paula. Mock titles such as Sir Digs-a-Lot, Marshal of the Marrows and Chief Inspector of Slugs suit a certificate or a trophy.

The rest of the 1,000 names are characters. There are community plot regulars, head gardeners and groundskeepers with estate names (Abel Garth of Pellam Priory), cottage-garden elders like Granny Foxglove and Grandad Runnerbean, storybook figures such as Old Tom Thistledown, plain believable names like Edith Appleyard, and double acts for couples who garden together, from Rake and Rosie to Mow and Flo. The styles are mixed through the list, so every batch gives you several kinds to choose from.

How to choose gardener names

  • Say it aloud before you print it. Sue Cateurs and Rick Etyfence only turn into secateurs and a rickety fence when spoken, so try the name on someone who has not seen it written down.
  • Match the joke to the gardener's habit: Tomato Tony for the greenhouse regular, Stripes McMower for the lawn perfectionist, Deckchair Derek for the one who mostly supervises.
  • For a certificate, a trophy or a retirement card, a mock title reads best. Marshal of the Marrows or Keeper of the Greenhouse Key looks right in large type under the person's real name.
  • Couples and gardening friends can share a duo name. Rake and Rosie, Mow and Flo or The Mower and the Sower fit a shed sign or a joint entry at a flower show.
  • Keep a teasing nickname for someone who will laugh. The lazy-gardener names are meant for friends who are in on the joke, or for invented characters.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny names for gardeners?

Pun names are the classic choice: Herb Border, Daisy Weeder, Lorna Mower, Sue Cateurs and Frank Lee Overgrown. For a nickname try The Lawn Ranger, No-Dig Doug or Green Thumb Greta, and for a grand title there is Sir Digs-a-Lot or Marshal of the Marrows.

Can I use these names for a garden club or a retirement card?

Yes. The jokes are about plants, tools, weather and gardening habits, and they are kept family-friendly, so they suit a club newsletter, a plant sale name tag, a leaving card or a sign on a community garden plot. Before a lazy-gardener nickname goes on the wall, make sure the person you are naming enjoys being teased.

Are there serious gardener names for stories and games?

Yes. Alongside the jokes the list has head gardeners and groundskeepers such as Groundskeeper Silas Marlow and Head Gardener Josiah Catchpole, plain names like Arthur Hawthorne and Beatrice Lillywhite, and storybook gardeners such as Bramblewick the Green. The estate names that go with them are written to sound believable and are not meant to point at any real house or family.

How is this different from the Garden Name Generator?

The Garden Name Generator and the Funny Garden Name Generator name the plot itself: a border, a backyard or a community garden bed. This page names the person who does the digging. If you need a name for a group, the Garden Team Name Generator covers clubs and teams.

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A: 38 names

  • A. Phid
  • Abe Elia
  • Abel Garth of Pellam Priory
  • Acorn Jack
  • Admiral of the Pond
  • Admiral of the Watering Fleet
  • Aerator Arthur
  • After-Lunch Lance
  • Aggie Panthus
  • Agnes Quickfall
  • Al Otment
  • Albert Ashdown
  • Alderman Aubergine
  • Alfred Plumtree
  • Amara Greenidge
  • Ambassador to the Allotments
  • Amy Rillis
  • Angus Heatherington
  • Anne Emone
  • Anne U. Al
  • Anya Salad
  • Apprentice Gardener Tommy Twigg
  • Arbor Daye
  • Archibald Dewberry of Hollinsby Lodge
  • Art E. Choke
  • Arthur by the Apple Trees
  • Arthur Hawthorne
  • Ash and Willow
  • Ash Grove
  • Aster Frost
  • Aubrey Eta
  • Augusta Glut
  • Auntie Aquilegia
  • Auntie Begonia
  • Auntie Fuchsia
  • Auntie Seed Tin
  • Auntie Vi of the Raspberry Canes
  • Autumn Leeves

B: 61 names

  • Back-by-Dark Barb
  • Barb Wyre
  • Bare-Root Bart
  • Barefoot Lawn Beth
  • Barley Quickthorn
  • Barnaby Twelvetrees
  • Baron of the Back Fence
  • Baron von Barrow
  • Baroness Bindweed-Begone
  • Barry Bulbs
  • Barry Patch
  • Barry Roots
  • Basil and Sage
  • Basil Bolting
  • Basil Bunch
  • Bea Friendly
  • Bea Gonia
  • Bea Hive
  • Bea Keeper
  • Bea N. Pole
  • Bea Troot
  • Bean and Gone
  • Bean Pole Paul
  • Beatrice Lillywhite
  • Bee-Charmer Bertram
  • Beech Hedge Beatrice
  • Beefsteak Bernie
  • Bert from Plot Nine
  • Bess Tinshow
  • Best-in-Show Bev

B, continued

  • Bill Hook
  • Blackspot Bob
  • Blackthorn Bram
  • Blanche Leeks
  • Blight Watch Dwight
  • Blossomward Betony
  • Bodkin Burrfoot
  • Borlotti Bob
  • Bothy Boy Alfie Crouch
  • Bowling Club Greenkeeper Mr. Jack
  • Bowling Green Gene
  • Box Ball Bill
  • Bram Lee
  • Bramble and Briar
  • Bramblewick the Green
  • Brenda the Site Secretary
  • Briar Rosewell
  • Briarsmith Bran
  • Bridget Mossop
  • Brigadier Bramble
  • Broad Bean Brian
  • Brock Enspade
  • Brock Lee
  • Bryony Climber
  • Bud and Blossom
  • Bud Burst
  • Bud Leia
  • Budding Knife Benny
  • Bulb and Corm
  • Burdock Tumbleweed
  • Butternut Bev

C: 64 names

  • Cabbage Patch Cass
  • Camellia Shade
  • Captain Barrow and First Mate Fork
  • Captain Compost
  • Captain of the Cabbages
  • Cara Tops
  • Carrie N. Cans
  • Cecil Lindley
  • Celeriac Zack
  • Cemetery Gardener Mr. Yewdall
  • Cham O'Mile
  • Chancellor of the Cucumber Frame
  • Chard Lee
  • Charlotte Chitter
  • Cherry Tom Thompson
  • Chief Executive of Weeding
  • Chief Inspector of Slugs
  • Chili Champion Charlie
  • Chip Barker
  • Chip Shallot
  • Chloe R. O'Phyll
  • Chop and Drop
  • Chris P. Lettuce
  • Chuck Itonthecompost
  • Chutney Season Chuck
  • Cicely Sweet
  • Clarence Potter
  • Clay Potts
  • Clem Atis
  • Cliff Hedges
  • Clifford Budd
  • Climber Clem

C, continued

  • Clip-by-Eye Clyde
  • Cloud Pruner Claude
  • Clover and Bee
  • Clover Clive
  • Cold Frame Kate
  • Cole Rabi
  • Colonel Kale
  • Colum Bine
  • Committee Chairman Clive
  • Commodore of the Rain Barrels
  • Compost Colin
  • Con Ifer
  • Constance Vine
  • Constance Weeding
  • Cora Opsis
  • Cordelia Fernsby
  • Cordon Gordon
  • Cori Ander
  • Corner Plot Colin
  • Corporal Cloche
  • Cos Romaine
  • Cosmo Sowerby
  • Count of Compost Bay Two
  • Countess of Clematis
  • Courgette Colette
  • Cricket Groundsman Mr. Wickett
  • Croquet Lawn Kate
  • Cucumber Cuthbert
  • Custodian of the Compost Thermometer
  • Cut and Tidy
  • Cylinder Sid
  • Cyril Flowerday

D: 46 names

  • Daff O'Dill
  • Daffodilly Bankside
  • Dahlia Tuber
  • Daisy and Dandy Lyon
  • Daisy Chayne
  • Daisy Grubber Dave
  • Daisy Weeder
  • Damask Dora
  • Dame Daphne Deadhead
  • Dame Ethel Edgewell
  • Dame Hortensia Hosepipe
  • Dame Thornapple of the Hedge Court
  • Dan D. Lyon
  • Dandelion Dan
  • Darby and Joan of the Dahlia Rows
  • Dawn Patrol Dot
  • Dead-Head Fred
  • Deckchair Derek
  • Dee Ciduous
  • Dee Dee Heading
  • Dee Hedder
  • Del Phinium
  • Desiree Earlies

D, continued

  • Desmond Seedhouse
  • Dewcatcher Dilly
  • Dewey Lawn
  • Di Gwell
  • Dibber Dave
  • Dig and Dither
  • Dig-It Brigid
  • Digger and Dot
  • Dill Weed
  • Doctor of Dahlias
  • Doris with the Dahlias
  • Dorothy Meadowcroft
  • Doug Deeper
  • Doug Upp
  • Douglas Burnett
  • Dry Stone Dan
  • Duchess of Delphinium
  • Duchess of the Potting Bench
  • Duke of Dirt
  • Duke of the Dahlia Bed
  • Dulcie Honeyman
  • Dustin Leaves
  • Dusty Shedd

E: 24 names

  • Earl E. Bloomer
  • Earl E. Potato
  • Earl of Edging
  • Earl of the Early Potatoes
  • Earwig Earl
  • Eaton Mygreens
  • Ed Ging
  • Eddie Bull-Flowers
  • Edgar Trimmer
  • Edith Appleyard
  • Edmund Coppard
  • Eleanor Bellflower
  • Ella Derflower
  • Elsie Pomeroy
  • Emperor of the Onion Bed
  • Empress of the Greenhouse
  • Endive Clive
  • Enid of the End Plot
  • Ernest Birchall
  • Ernest Digger
  • Espalier Esme
  • Ever Green
  • Everett Green
  • Ezekiel Marsh of Brackenridge

F: 26 names

  • Fair-Weather Fran
  • Fairway Frank
  • Faith N. Seeds
  • Father Fuchsia
  • Father Thyme of the Herb Bed
  • Fennel Farrell
  • Fennick Loamfoot
  • Fenwick, Under-Gardener at Marlwood
  • Fern and Russ Leaves
  • Fern Lee
  • Field Marshal Fork
  • Filbert Furrowdown
  • Flo of the Flower Rows
  • Flo Wering
  • Flora Bunda
  • Flora Fauna
  • Florence Heathcote
  • Floribunda Flo
  • Fork and Trowel
  • Forrest Bark
  • Fox Glover
  • Frank Lee Overgrown
  • Freya Sia
  • Frost and Thaw
  • Frostwarden Finn
  • Frosty Pockett

G: 97 names

  • Gaffer Greenbean
  • Gammer Gillyflower
  • Gardener Anita Nap
  • Gardener Don Gloves
  • Gardener Grant Meshade
  • Gardener Iona Trowel
  • Gardener Ivor Greenfinger
  • Gardener Kerry Mulch
  • Gardener Kit Chengarden
  • Gardener Lena Onspade
  • Gardener Luke Whatgrew
  • Gardener Mark Therow
  • Gardener Mo Thelawn
  • Gardener Neil Down
  • Gardener Noah Rainyet
  • Gardener of the Sunken Moon Pool
  • Gardener Paul Itup
  • Gardener Phil Thecan
  • Gardener Polly Tunnel
  • Gardener Rhea Potter
  • Gardener Stan Dupstraight
  • Gardener Theresa Green
  • Gardener to the Fairy Court
  • Gardener Ty Itback
  • Gardener Will Sowmore
  • Garlic Braid Gail
  • Gauntlet Gwen
  • Gem Lettis
  • General Greenfinger
  • General Mulch
  • George Bloomfield
  • Giant Pumpkin Gus

G, continued

  • Gilbert Rakestraw
  • Ginger Root
  • Glad Iolus
  • Gladys Primmer
  • Glut Gloria
  • Gnome Foreman Grumblethorn
  • Golf Course Greenkeeper Mr. Bunker
  • Goody Greengage
  • Grace Fulbloom
  • Gramps Broad Bean
  • Gramps Gladiolus
  • Gramps of the Rhubarb Patch
  • Gramps Wheelbarrow
  • Gran Gooseberry-Fool
  • Gran Hydrangea
  • Gran of the Blue Delphiniums
  • Grand Master of the Hedge Trimmer
  • Grandad Chrysanthemum
  • Grandad Coldframe
  • Grandad Dibber
  • Grandad Flatcap
  • Grandad Leekbed
  • Grandad Runnerbean
  • Grandad Shallot
  • Grandad Twine-in-His-Pocket
  • Grandma Bramblejam
  • Grandma Geranium
  • Grandma Honeysuckle
  • Grandma Peony
  • Grandma Snapdragon
  • Grandma Wellies
  • Grandpa Cold-Tea

G, continued

  • Grandpa Onionstring
  • Grandpa Pipe-and-Parsnips
  • Grandpa Spud
  • Grandpa Sweetcorn
  • Grandpa Tomato Cane
  • Granny Foxglove
  • Granny Hollyhock
  • Granny Lupin
  • Granny Marrowfat
  • Granny Nettlesoup
  • Granny Peapod
  • Granny Sweetbriar
  • Gravel-It-Over Graham
  • Great-Aunt Agapanthus
  • Great-Aunt Columbine
  • Great-Aunt Mildew
  • Great-Aunt Wisteria
  • Great-Uncle Artichoke
  • Great-Uncle Bulbfield
  • Great-Uncle Mulberry
  • Green Chutney Glenda
  • Green Thumb Greta
  • Greenfly Greg
  • Greenwarden Garrick
  • Groundskeeper Hamish Baird
  • Groundskeeper Silas Marlow
  • Groundsman Walter Stubbs
  • Grower of the Golden Apples
  • Grub Hubbard
  • Gruffydd Stonepath
  • Guardian of the Gooseberries
  • Gus Berry
  • Gwendolyn Hayward

H: 51 names

  • Ha-Ha Harold
  • Half-a-Row Flo
  • Half-Moon Hal
  • Half-Plot Harriet
  • Hammock Hank
  • Hardy Annual
  • Harold Hollis
  • Harriet Lawnsby
  • Hawthorn Hattie
  • Hazel Coppice
  • Hazel Nutt
  • Hazel Twiggs
  • He Digs and She Plants
  • Head Gardener Fergus Lochhead
  • Head Gardener Josiah Catchpole
  • Head Gardener Mrs. Ottoline Pike
  • Head Groundskeeper Amos Brack
  • Heath Erbed
  • Heather Moor
  • Heaviest Onion Owen
  • Hector Spindler
  • Hedge Fund Hugo
  • Hedge Sprite Hawkbit
  • Hedge-Layer Hector
  • Heidi Rangea

H, continued

  • Heirloom Helen
  • Henrietta Laurie
  • Her with the Trowel, Him with the Tea
  • Herb Aceous
  • Herb Border
  • Herbert Thornley
  • Herr Otto Lindner, Palm House Keeper
  • High Sheriff of the Herb Bed
  • Highly Commended Hilda
  • Hilda Greenaway
  • Him Indoors and Her Outdoors
  • Hip Hip Harriet
  • Hob Greenmantle
  • Hobbs of Thistlecombe Hall
  • Holly and Ivy Wall
  • Holly Bush
  • Holly Hocks
  • Honey Combe
  • Honey Suckle
  • Hope N. Forrain
  • Hope Springs-Eternal
  • Hornbeam Horace
  • Hose and Rose
  • Hospital Gardener Mrs. Balm
  • Hugh Chera
  • Hybrid Tea Bea

I: 13 names

  • Ida Dugmore
  • Ignatius Bloom
  • Ima Digger
  • Ingrid Blomqvist
  • Iris Bedd
  • Isaiah Thorn, Orchard Foreman
  • Isla Plant-Moore
  • Ivana Greenhouse
  • Ivor Blister
  • Ivor Prizemarrow
  • Ivor Shedfull
  • Ivy Peascod
  • Ivy Wall

J: 14 names

  • Jack-in-the-Green
  • Jalapeño Joe
  • Jam Pan Jan
  • Jasmine Arch
  • Jasper Aldershaw
  • Jenny Greenteeth's Gardener
  • John Quill
  • Josephine Larch
  • Journeyman Gardener Ned Sparrow
  • June Gapp
  • Juniper Berry
  • Just-Looking Lou
  • Just-Popping-Out Pam
  • Justin Bloom

K: 11 names

  • Kale Yard Kyle
  • Keep-Off-the-Grass Cass
  • Keeper of the Greenhouse Key
  • Keeper of the Shed Padlock
  • Keeper of the Singing Orchard
  • Keeper of the Thorn Gate
  • Ketchup Ken
  • King Edward Mash
  • King Kale and Queen Bean
  • King of the Cold Frame
  • Knot Garden Nat

L: 46 names

  • Lady Lavender of the Path Edge
  • Lady Marigold of the Vegetable Rows
  • Lady of the Lean-To
  • Laird of the Leaf Pile
  • Lark Spurr
  • Laurel Hedge
  • Laurel Lopper Lars
  • Lavender Rowe
  • Lavinia Pollard
  • Lawn Chair Larry
  • Lawn Edge Len
  • Lawrence Delver
  • Leaf and Twig
  • Leafturner Lark
  • Len with the Leeks
  • Leonard Furzey
  • Les Leeks
  • Les Mulch
  • Les Slugs
  • Let-It-Grow Joe
  • Lettice Marsh
  • Lettie Bolt
  • Leylandii Leo

L, continued

  • Lift and Divide
  • Lily and Val Lee
  • Lily Padd
  • Lily Pond
  • Linden Lane
  • Loamwise the Elder
  • Lobelia Underhedge
  • Lolla Rossa
  • Long-Reach Rich
  • Longest Carrot Larry
  • Lord and Lady Muck-Spreader
  • Lord Lupin of Lower Bed
  • Lord Mayor of the Lettuce Row
  • Lord of the Long Border
  • Lord Privet of the Front Hedge
  • Lorna Mower
  • Lottie Plotts
  • Lou Belia
  • Lou Pin
  • Low-Maintenance Lorraine
  • Luca Giardino
  • Luke Atmyroses
  • Lyle Ack

M: 95 names

  • Mabel Rosewarne
  • Madam Chair Marjorie
  • Major Pruning
  • Major Weeding Offensive
  • Mal Lowe
  • Malcolm Yardley
  • Mange Tout Margot
  • Marchioness of the Herb Spiral
  • Marigold Potts
  • Maris Piper-Jones
  • Marjorie Hazeldine
  • Mark Joram
  • Marrow Maud
  • Marrow Pete
  • Marrowen Vinehand
  • Marsha Land
  • Marshal of the Marrows
  • Mary Gold
  • Master of the Rolls of Turf
  • Master Yarrow of the Moon Garden
  • Mateo Jardín
  • Maud Thistleton
  • Mavis of the Top Terrace
  • May B. Frost
  • Maze Master Mason
  • Meadow Brooks
  • Mel Ching
  • Miles Standen
  • Minister for Mulch
  • Minister of Lawn Stripes
  • Minty Fresh

M, continued

  • Miriam Shearsmith
  • Miss Agatha Finch, Glasshouse Keeper
  • Miss Clementine Ware of Eastmere
  • Miss Imogen Sallow, Fernery Keeper
  • Miss Odessa Tate, Camellia Keeper
  • Miss Pettigrew of the Pink Peonies
  • Miss Prudence Elm of Larchfield House
  • Mistress Elderbloom
  • Mistress Mary Contrary
  • Mistress Mint
  • Mistress of the Mixed Border
  • Misty Morning-Glory
  • Mo Stripes
  • Moe Lawn
  • Molly Hill
  • Morello Cherry
  • Moss and Fern
  • Moss Rake Jake
  • Mossbeard the Patient
  • Moth-Friend Mirabel
  • Mother Marigold
  • Mother Thyme
  • Mow and Flo
  • Mow-It-Later Mo
  • Mr. Aldous Pym, Head Gardener
  • Mr. Ambrose Tull, Kitchen Gardener
  • Mr. Barnaby Yeo, Pleasure Grounds Foreman
  • Mr. Cardigan of Bee Cottage
  • Mr. Cuthbert Loveday of Foxholt
  • Mr. Dig and Mrs. Delve
  • Mr. Emile Fontaine, Potager Keeper
  • Mr. Enoch Darby, Vinery Foreman

M, continued

  • Mr. Fitzroy Alder of Withy Court
  • Mr. Gideon Furze, Master of the Hothouse
  • Mr. Hollis Greer of Cedar Rise
  • Mr. Horatio Greensmith
  • Mr. Jethro Combe, Hedge Foreman
  • Mr. Lionel Sedge, Estate Forester
  • Mr. Lowell Ashby of Magnolia Bend
  • Mr. Mower and Mrs. Edger
  • Mr. Osbert Lynch of Summerleaze
  • Mr. Percival Root of Ravelstone Castle
  • Mr. Rhys Pritchard of Plas Derwen
  • Mr. Septimus Hale of Wickenby Court
  • Mr. Shrub and Mrs. Tub
  • Mr. Thaddeus Boone, Grounds Foreman
  • Mr. Tobias Rudge of Harrowdene
  • Mr. Wendell Pruitt of Sycamore Hall
  • Mrs. Beatrix Vandermeer of Tulipfield
  • Mrs. Constance Arbor, Flower Garden Foreman
  • Mrs. Dorcas Mead, Herb Garden Keeper
  • Mrs. Edith Larkin of the Walled Garden
  • Mrs. Hester Quince, Stillroom Gardener
  • Mrs. Loretta Banks, Conservatory Keeper
  • Mrs. Mabel Orchardson of Dunnock Grange
  • Mrs. Morag Sinclair, Walled Garden Keeper
  • Mrs. Pinny of Rose Cottage
  • Mrs. Winifred Pargeter, Head of Roses
  • Muck and Magic
  • Muddy Boots Marge
  • Muddy Knees Denise
  • Mulch Mitch
  • Mungo Mosspocket
  • Myrtle Green

N: 20 names

  • Nan Lavender Bags
  • Nan with the Pinny Full of Plums
  • Nana Greenhouse
  • Nana Nasturtium
  • Nana Primrose
  • Nana Rhubarb
  • Nana Sweet Pea
  • Nana Trug
  • Nectar Rich
  • Neighbor Nell of the Nasturtiums
  • Neil Onmat
  • Nellie Sweetapple
  • Nettle Greywillow
  • Never-Indoors Nora
  • Newt Pond
  • Next-Weekend Ned
  • Nick Otiana
  • No-Dig Doug
  • Nora Slugbane
  • Norman the Key Holder

O: 10 names

  • Octavia Stemp
  • Odo Turniptoes
  • Old Jenkins of Ashlington Manor
  • Old Mother Mugwort-Pot
  • Old Rose Rosalind
  • Old Tom Thistledown
  • Olive Branch
  • One-More-Bed Fred
  • Onion String Otis
  • Owen Seedmoney

P: 61 names

  • Pansy Planter
  • Parks Superintendent Mr. Crisp
  • Parsley Sage
  • Parsnip Percy
  • Parterre Pierre
  • Passata Pat
  • Pat Io
  • Patience Withpeonies
  • Patty O'Planter
  • Pea Pod Polly
  • Pea Stick Pete
  • Peacock Clipper Percy
  • Pearl Ite
  • Peas and Carrots
  • Peony Stakes
  • Pepper and Minty
  • Pepper Pot Polly
  • Percy Rowntree
  • Pergola Peg
  • Perrin Hedgehollow
  • Perry Pear
  • Petal Counter Pearl
  • Petalwright Posy
  • Pete and Petunia
  • Pete Bogg
  • Pete Pellets
  • Pete Shoots
  • Pete Unia
  • Petey Free
  • Petunia Baskett

P, continued

  • Phil Adelphus
  • Phil Mybarrow
  • Phil Odendron
  • Phil Trowel
  • Philippa Croft
  • Phyllis Garland
  • Pickle Jar Peg
  • Pippin Rootwhistle
  • Pixie Pimpernel
  • Planter of the First Oak
  • Plot Twelve Pat
  • Polly Anthus
  • Pop Pumpkin
  • Pop Radish
  • Poppy and Pip
  • Poppy Fields
  • Pops with the Watering Can
  • Potting Shed Ted
  • Potts and Pansy
  • Primrose Path
  • Primula Deeproot
  • Princess of the Sweet Pea Wigwam
  • Privet Investigator Paula
  • Prize Leek Pete
  • Professor of Applied Compost
  • Professor Potting-Mix
  • Prudence Pruner
  • Prune and Bloom
  • Pruner of the World Tree
  • Puddlefoot the Gnome
  • Pumpkin Patch Pat

Q: 1 name

  • Queen of the Cutting Garden

R: 36 names

  • Rain Gauge Reg
  • Rainbringer Rilla
  • Rainer Shine
  • Rake and Rosie
  • Rambler Ruth
  • Rasp Barry
  • Ray Kingup
  • Rectory Gardener Mr. Pew
  • Reg by the Gate
  • Reuben Barb
  • Rewilding Rita
  • Rhoda D. Endron
  • Rick Etyfence
  • Robin Hedgerow
  • Roland Sowden
  • Roma Ramona
  • Root and Branch
  • Rootspeaker Rowan
  • Rosa Peas
  • Rosalind Peverell
  • Rose and Bud Vase
  • Rose Arch Archie
  • Rose Bush
  • Rosemary Sprigg
  • Rosette Rosie
  • Rosie Thorne
  • Rowan Berry
  • Ruben Castillo-Flores
  • Rudy Becker
  • Rugosa Rex
  • Runner Bean Ron
  • Rupert Broome
  • Russ Tickbench
  • Russ Trake
  • Russet Pippin
  • Rusty Trowel

S: 76 names

  • Saffron Crocus
  • Sage Border
  • Salad Bowl Sal
  • San Marzano Stan
  • Sandy Soyle
  • Sawyer Branch
  • Scarifier Sue
  • Scarlett Runner
  • Scent-First Cynthia
  • School Groundskeeper Mr. Chalkline
  • Scotch Bonnet Scott
  • Seamus Kinsella of Ballyrowan House
  • Secateurs Sue
  • Second Place Sam
  • Secretary of State for Sweet Peas
  • Seed Tray Fay
  • Seed-and-Feed Reed
  • Seedkeeper Sedge
  • Sergeant Secateurs
  • Seymour Butterflies
  • Shady Glen
  • Sharon Cuttings
  • She Digs and He Weeds
  • Shears Shirley
  • Shelley Snail
  • Si Clamen
  • Sid Slugg
  • Side-Shoot Sheila
  • Sidney Elmhirst
  • Signor Aldo Benedetti, Villa Gardener
  • Silas Rootham
  • Sir Barnaby Barrowload
  • Sir Digs-a-Lot
  • Sir Mows-a-Lot
  • Sir Mulch and Lady Bug
  • Sir Prunes-a-Lot
  • Sir Reginald Rakewell
  • Slash and Mulch

S, continued

  • Soil and Toil
  • Sonny Border
  • Sonny Spot
  • Sorrel Dewdrinker
  • Sorrel Patch
  • Sorrel Soupe
  • Sow and Reap
  • Sow and Tell
  • Sow-and-Sow Jo
  • Sower of Starlight Seeds
  • Spade and Jade
  • Spiral Cutter Cyril
  • Sprinkler Sprague
  • Sprout Stalk Stu
  • Stake and Tie
  • Stan by the Standpipe
  • Standard Stan
  • Stanley Shawcross
  • Stefan Stone
  • Stem and Petal
  • Stepladder Stella
  • Steward of the Strawberry Bed
  • Stoney Ground
  • String Line Simon
  • Stripes McMower
  • Suckers-Out Sam
  • Sue Cateurs
  • Sue Cullent
  • Sue N. Flower
  • Summer Pruning
  • Sun and Shade
  • Sunday Afternoon Stan
  • Sunfollower Sunniva
  • Sungold Sandra
  • Sunny Aspect
  • Supervisor Sid
  • Sweetcorn Sid
  • Sylvia Bough

T: 170 names

  • Tabitha Wren
  • Tad Pole
  • Tansy Underbough
  • Tansy Verge
  • Tara Gon
  • Tea-Break Tracey
  • Tender of the Glass Roses
  • Tender of the Midnight Lilies
  • Terry Rarium
  • Thatch Thatcher
  • The Accidental Meadow Maker
  • The Armchair Arborist
  • The Bargain Bin Plant Rescuer
  • The Bathtub Pond Keeper
  • The Bean Counter of Row Four
  • The Bean Wigwam Architect
  • The Bindweed Bystander
  • The Bird Feeder Benefactor
  • The Biscuit Tin Custodian
  • The Blackcurrant Baron
  • The Bokashi Believer
  • The Bolted Lettuce Baron
  • The Borrowed Tools Keeper
  • The Bramble Basher
  • The Bulb Hoarder
  • The Buyer and the Planter-Outer
  • The Cabbage Chaperone
  • The Castle Moat Lily Keeper
  • The Cloche Collector
  • The Comfrey Brewer
  • The Compost King and the Cuttings Queen
  • The Compost Procrastinator
  • The Cordon Commander
  • The Count and Countess of Courgette

T, continued

  • The Crop Rotation Planner
  • The Cuttings Bandit
  • The Dahlia Devotee
  • The Dahlia Dresser
  • The Dandelion Defender
  • The Dawn Deadheader
  • The Deckchair Director
  • The Digger and the Designer
  • The Double Digger
  • The Dragon's Topiarist
  • The Early Riser and the Late Deadheader
  • The Enchanted Hedge Trimmer
  • The Fair-Weather Forker
  • The Flashlight Snail Patroller
  • The Four-Year Rotation Purist
  • The Free Plant Magnet
  • The Frost Forecaster
  • The Fruit Cage Warden
  • The Garden Hose Diplomat
  • The Garlic-by-Solstice Traditionalist
  • The Gate Leaner
  • The Giant's Beanstalk Keeper
  • The Good Intentions Grower
  • The Gooseberry Weigher
  • The Green Knight's Groundsman
  • The Greenhouse Hermit
  • The Greenhouse Tomato Tsar
  • The Grow Bag General
  • The Hands-Off Horticulturist
  • The Hardening-Off Hoverer
  • The Hedgehog Landlord
  • The Hose Wrangler
  • The Human Tiller
  • The Ivy Untangler

T, continued

  • The Judge's Favorite
  • The Kneeling Pad Misplacer
  • The Lark and the Night Owl Waterer
  • The Last Green Tomato Guardian
  • The Lawn Ranger
  • The Leaf Mold Evangelist
  • The Leaf Pile Leaver
  • The Leek Measurer
  • The Lifter and the Pointer
  • The Loam Ranger
  • The Midnight Waterer
  • The Minimal Effort Mulcher
  • The Moss Appreciator
  • The Mower and the Sower
  • The Mystery Seedling Raiser
  • The Netting Engineer
  • The Nettle Negotiator
  • The Night-Before Nervous Wreck
  • The Ogre's Onion Grower
  • The Once-a-Year Mower
  • The Onion Polisher
  • The Parsnip Perfectionist
  • The Patio Philosopher
  • The Perennial Optimist
  • The Pigeon Deterrent Inventor
  • The Plant Label Loser
  • The Planter and the Waterer
  • The Plot Inspector
  • The Polytunnel Pioneer
  • The Pot Washer General
  • The Pruner and the Pleader
  • The Pumpkin Tucker-Inner
  • The Queen's Rose Painter
  • The Raffle Begonia Winner

T, continued

  • The Rain Barrel Baron
  • The Rain Barrel Plumber
  • The Rain Dancer
  • The Reluctant Raker
  • The Rhubarb Forcer
  • The Rhubarb Smuggler
  • The Ripening Drawer Keeper
  • The Rosette Collector
  • The Runner Bean Straightener
  • The Rusty Shears Owner
  • The Scarecrow Dresser
  • The Seed Catalog Scholar
  • The Seed Packet Collector
  • The Seed Potato Chitter
  • The Seed Swapper
  • The Seedling Babysitter
  • The Shed Sitter
  • The Show Bench Veteran
  • The Side-Shoot Pincher
  • The Slug Hunter
  • The Spade Leaner
  • The Sprinkler Dodger
  • The Sweet Pea Stager
  • The Tomato Baron of Bay Three
  • The Tomato Whisperer
  • The Tomorrow Planter
  • The Trophy Shelf Duster
  • The Vase of Five Specialist
  • The Weather App Refresher
  • The Weed Sympathizer
  • The Weed Whisperer
  • The Weeder and the Reader
  • The Weeding Truant
  • The Wheelbarrow Napper

T, continued

  • The Windowsill Propagator
  • The Wisteria Wrestler
  • The Witch's Lettuce Warden
  • The Wizard's Mandrake Minder
  • The Woodchip Pile Guardian
  • The Worm Rancher
  • The Zucchini Doorstep Bandit
  • The Zucchini Giver
  • Thimble Seedsower
  • Thistle Knight Sir Burr
  • Thorn and Thistle
  • Thornproof Theo
  • Toadstool Tobias
  • Tobias Greengrass
  • Tom and Cherry Vine
  • Tom Ato
  • Tomato Tony
  • Too-Many-Zucchini Zeke
  • Too-Wet-Today Ted
  • Top-Dress Tess
  • Topiary Tobias
  • Topiary Tori
  • Treasurer Trevor of the Seed Fund
  • Trey O'Seedlings
  • Trowel Tess
  • Trudy Trowel
  • Trug and Twine
  • Truss Russ
  • Tsar of the Tool Shed
  • Turf Roll Tyrell
  • Twigfinger the Younger
  • Twiggy Branch
  • Two Peas in a Plot
  • Two-Passes Tobias

U: 6 names

  • Uncle Albert of the Onion Rows
  • Uncle Beanrow
  • Uncle Compost
  • Uncle Dahlia
  • Under-Gardener Jem Tolley
  • Up-With-the-Lark Mark

V: 9 names

  • Vera Applegarth
  • Vera Bascum
  • Vern Miculite
  • Victor Ludorum of the Show Tent
  • Victoria Plumm
  • Village Green Keeper Mrs. Maypole
  • Vinewright Vesper
  • Violet Bank
  • Viscount Verbena

W: 22 names

  • Walter Greenhalgh
  • Wanda Hose
  • Warden of the Whispering Willows
  • Warden of the Wild Corner
  • Watt A. Lily
  • Wheel and Barrow
  • Wheelbarrow Wally
  • Widow Wallflower
  • Wilf the Waiting-List Legend
  • Wilfred Oakshott
  • Will Barrow
  • Will Dig
  • Will Ting
  • Willow Weeps
  • Wilma Seedsgrow
  • Windbreak Winnie
  • Winifred Underwood
  • Winnie Rosette
  • Woody Chipps
  • Woody Stemm
  • Wren Mosslight
  • Wynn Dowbox

Y: 1 name

  • Yew Know Hugh

Z: 2 names

  • Zack Ini
  • Zinnia Bright