Funny Warhammer Name Generator

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Generate funny Warhammer names for characters, armies, regiments and warbands across 40k and the fantasy settings, from Chaplain Shouty and Trooper Expendable the Third to Da Red Onez Go Fasta Club and The Grey Plastic Legion. Unofficial parody for rosters, group chats and friendly games.

About funny Warhammer names

Warhammer takes itself very seriously, which is exactly why joke names work so well in it. A setting of thousand-year wars, skull-covered armor and titles a paragraph long is easy to deflate with one plain word: Chaplain Shouty, Farseer Told-You-So, Trooper Expendable the Third. The humor comes from keeping the rank, the faction or the wargear straight and letting the rest of the name fall over.

This list holds 1,000 names in that spirit, covering both Warhammer 40,000 and the fantasy settings. There are parody Space Marines and chapters (The Beige Fists), Guard troopers and regiments with gallows humor (The 404th Missing Regiment), Ork bosses and mobs written in Ork-speak (Da Red Onez Go Fasta Club), tech-priests who sound like a help desk (Magos Have-You-Tried-Rebooting), Inquisition paperwork, Chaos puns, snobbish elves, dwarfs with grudges, ratmen who blame each other, Bretonnian knights, undead, xenos, vehicles and wargear, and jokes about the hobby itself (Pile of Shame Crusade, Rolled a One).

These are unofficial jokes for your own characters, armies, warbands and group chats, and the page has no connection with Games Workshop. Each name leans on a rank, a unit type, a faction or a piece of wargear rather than on a named hero from the lore, though the setting's gods and the Emperor do turn up as punchlines.

How to choose funny Warhammer names

  • Keep the real rank and break the rest: Captain Stands-in-the-Open and Inquisitor Form Twelve-B are funny because the title is played straight.
  • Match the joke to the faction's own flaw. Orks get spelling and speed (Mek Duct Tape an' Hope), the Guard gets short life expectancy, dwarfs get grudges and ratmen get blame.
  • Army and regiment names read best on a roster or a display board, character names on a single model. Pick The Understrength Overachievers for the whole force and save Sergeant Codex-Says-No for its leader.
  • Say an Ork name out loud before you commit. Ork-speak is written the way it sounds, so Warboss Biggest 'At should be easy to shout across a table.
  • Keep the hobby jokes, such as Tabled on Turn Two, for friendly games where everyone has been there, and check an event's rules on army names before you bring one to a tournament.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny Warhammer name ideas?

Styles that work are deflated pomp (Librarian Shush, Autarch Better-Than-You), Guard gallows humor (Conscript Day-One), Ork-speak (Waaagh! Postponed Due to Rain), help-desk tech-priests (Servo-Skull Buffering) and hobby jokes (Basecoat and a Dream). All of these are in the list.

Does the list cover both 40k and Warhammer Fantasy?

Yes. Most entries lean on Warhammer 40,000: Space Marines, the Guard, Orks, the Mechanicus, the Inquisition, Chaos and the xenos factions. The rest belong to the fantasy settings, with dwarfs, elves, ratmen, goblins, Bretonnian knights, the Empire, undead and ogres, and a few nod to Age of Sigmar.

Are these official or canon Warhammer names?

No. They are unofficial parody names, and this page is not affiliated with Games Workshop. The jokes are built on ranks, unit types, wargear and factions rather than on named heroes from the lore, and we have not compared the list with everything Games Workshop has published.

Can I use a funny name for my army in a real game?

For friendly games, narrative campaigns and painting logs, yes, and a name like The Shelf of Good Intentions tends to get a smile from an opponent. Events sometimes have their own rules on army and team names, so check with the organizer before you put a joke name on a tournament list.

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A: 45 names

  • Abominant Gentle Soul
  • Acolyte Carries-the-Bags
  • Acolyte Expendable but Enthusiastic
  • Acolyte Hybrid Wears a Big Coat
  • Adept Senioris Carbon Copy
  • Adept Third Class Filing Backlog
  • Adequate Angels
  • Administratum Clerk Lost-a-Whole-Sector
  • Administratum Queue Number 9,999,999
  • Aether-Khemist Hot Air
  • Aggressor Passive-Aggressor
  • Air Caste Pilot Fear of Landing
  • Ale Cart Escort, Heavily Armed
  • Allarus Custodian Too Shiny to Hide
  • Alpha Legion Definitely-Not-Us

A, continued

  • Amber Wizard Smells Like Bear
  • Ammo Runt Out of Ammo
  • Ancient Dropped-the-Banner
  • Angels Encumbered
  • Angels Indifferent
  • Angels of Absolution, Terms Apply
  • Angels of Mild Peril
  • Anvil of Doom, Bench of Naps
  • Apothecary Rub-Some-Promethium-on-It
  • Apothecary Walk-It-Off
  • Arbites Riot Shield, Quiet Night
  • Arbitrator Parking Violation
  • Archer of the Upturned Nose
  • Archmagos Deprecated
  • Archmagos Legacy System

A, continued

  • Archmagos Too Many Tabs Open
  • Archmagos Works-on-My-Cogitator
  • Archon Backstabbed Before Breakfast
  • Ardboy Tin 'At
  • Arkanaut Company, Limited Liability
  • Armiger Warglaive Little Sibling
  • Armor Save of Legend (Failed)
  • Army of the Bare Bases
  • Assault Marine Jump-Pack-No-Brakes
  • Astropath Message Arrived Before It Was Sent
  • Astropath Sent to Voicemail
  • Atalan Jackal Dirt Bike Club
  • Auric Runeson Allowance Pending
  • Auspex Says "Probably Fine"
  • Autarch Better-Than-You

B: 67 names

  • Bad Moons Rising Late
  • Baneblade Tight Parking
  • Banshee Wails of Customer Service
  • Baron Throne Mechanicum Squeaks
  • Basecoat and a Dream
  • Battle Barge Unsubtle Hint
  • Battle Ready by Tomorrow, Honest
  • Battleship Righteous Overreaction
  • Battlewagon Wiv Extra Wagon
  • Beard Braider to the High King
  • Beardling Peach Fuzz
  • Beast Snagga Got Snagged
  • Beastlord Baa-Humbug

B, continued

  • Berzerker Count-to-Ten
  • Best Painted, Worst Record
  • Big Choppa, Small Brain
  • Big Mek Force Field Flickers
  • Big Mek It-Woz-Workin'-Yesterday
  • Big Mek More Dakka, Less Aimin'
  • Big Mek Shokk Attack Oops
  • Biophagus Soup of the Day
  • Biovore Spore Loser
  • Black Ark Corsair Lost the Ark
  • Black Guard Night Shift
  • Black Knight Rusty Hinges
  • Black Ship Lost and Found

B, continued

  • Bladeguard Veteran Butter Knife
  • Blood Axes Wiv Blunt Axes
  • Blood Donors
  • Blood for the Blood Drive
  • Blood Knight Duels by Appointment Only
  • Bloodletter Paper Cut
  • Bloodsecrator Planted the Banner Upside Down
  • Bloodthirster, Parched
  • Blue Horror Feeling Blue
  • Bolter of Infinite Jams
  • Bomb Squig Good Boy
  • Bommer Wot Bombed Itself
  • Bonesinger Off-Key
  • Boss Zog-Off It's Me Day Off

B, continued

  • Boy Forgot Wot We Woz Fightin' About
  • Boy Wot Asked "Why"
  • Boy Wot Can Read
  • Bray-Shaman Bad Hair Day
  • Brazen Clause
  • Brewboyz of Da Fungus Shed
  • Brewmaster Quality Control (All Day)
  • Bright Wizard Singed Eyebrows
  • Brimstone Horror Mild Heartburn
  • Brokhyr Iron-Master Overtime
  • Brood Brother Nothing to See Here
  • Brother Bolter Jam
  • Brother Deep Strike Mishap

B, continued

  • Brother Drop Pod Scatter
  • Brother Forgot-His-Helmet
  • Brother Grav-Chute Optional
  • Brother Missed-at-Point-Blank
  • Brother Oath-of-Moment-Forgotten
  • Brother One-Wound-Remaining
  • Brother Painted-Only-From-the-Front
  • Brother Purity Seal Collector
  • Brother Reads the Codex Astartes for Fun
  • Brother Sus-An Membrane Oversleeper
  • Brother Tactical Squat
  • Bullgryn Shield, Mostly Decorative
  • Burna Boy Marshmallow
  • Burna Boy Melted Da Trukk Keys

C: 66 names

  • Callidus Wearing a Fake Mustache
  • Cannon Crew Misfire Chart Regulars
  • Canoness Flamer-First
  • Captain Cape-Caught-in-Rhino-Hatch
  • Captain Lead-from-the-Chimera
  • Captain Monologue the Lengthy
  • Captain Stands-in-the-Open
  • Captain Still on the Sprue
  • Carpet Monster's Tithe
  • Cave Squig Named Nibbles
  • Celestial Dragon Guard Kite Flyer
  • Celestial Wizard Chance of Comets
  • Celestian Sacresant Shield Arm Is Tired

C, continued

  • Chainsword of Loud Noises
  • Champion of Excess Glitter
  • Champion of Khorne, Anger Management Dropout
  • Chaos Knight Abhorrent, Also Rusty
  • Chaos Lord Minor Disorder
  • Chaos Warrior Spiky Hugs
  • Chaplain Crozius-as-a-Gavel
  • Chaplain Litany of Mild Annoyance
  • Chaplain Shouty
  • Chaplain Skull-Mask-at-Parties
  • Chapter Master Delegates-Everything
  • Chartist Captain Scenic Route
  • Chipped the Paint in Transit

C, continued

  • Chosen Last for Teams
  • Clamavus Megaphone Enthusiast
  • Clan Blame-Shift
  • Clan Definitely-Not-Under-Your-City
  • Clan Scurry-Home
  • Clan Shortfuse of the Long Memory
  • Clan Underfoot
  • Clanrat Run-Away Quick-Quick
  • Clawlord Traitor? Me? Never-Never
  • Codex Arrives Next Year
  • Colonel Glorious Last Stand, Weekly
  • Colonel Reinforcements-Are-Coming
  • Combi-Weapon Combo Meal

C, continued

  • Commander Battlesuit Parking Ticket
  • Commissar Encouraging Glare
  • Commissar Motivational Speaker
  • Commissar Pep Talk
  • Commissar Voluntold
  • Company Champion of Second Place
  • Conscript Borrowed Helmet
  • Conscript Day-One
  • Conscript Has a Question
  • Consecrators of the Clearance Bin
  • Corporal Cardboard Armor
  • Corpse Cart Carpool Lane
  • Council of Thirteen, Twelve Present

C, continued

  • Counts-As Cavalry
  • Craftworld Bored-Tan
  • Craftworld Iy-Told-You
  • Craftworld Sigh-Hann
  • Cruiser Gellar Field Flicker
  • Crusader Hides Behind the Priest
  • Crypt Ghoul Thinks He Is a Duke
  • Cryptek Lost the Instructions
  • Culexus Awkward Silence
  • Cult of the Three-Armed Handshake
  • Cultist Robes Don't Fit
  • Curator of the Forbidden Gift Shop
  • Custodian Guard Golden Oldie
  • Cybernetica Cohort Blue Screen

D: 65 names

  • Da Boarboyz Bacon Brigade
  • Da Boyz Wot Brought Sandwiches
  • Da Choppa Choir
  • Da Dakka Appreciation Society
  • Da Evil Sunz Sunday Drivers
  • Da Fightiest Fight Wot Ever Fought
  • Da Freebooterz Fee-Booterz
  • Da Goff Rokkers Road Crew
  • Da Gorkanaut Wot Sat Down
  • Da Green Tide Iz Out
  • Da Grot Revolushun Committee
  • Da Krooze Missile Wot Came Back
  • Da Loot It First Mob

D, continued

  • Da Not-So-Sneaky Gitz
  • Da Painboyz' Waitin' Room
  • Da Purple Onez You Didn't See
  • Da Red Onez Go Fasta Club
  • Da Rust Bucket Racin' Team
  • Da Scrap Pile Wiv Ambitions
  • Da Snakebites Wot Got Bit
  • Da Squig Launcher Lunch Bunch
  • Da Squig Rodeo
  • Da Teef Fairies
  • Da Tellyporta Wrong Way Round
  • Da Yellow Onez Go Boom
  • Daemon Prince of Small Print

D, continued

  • Daemon Slayer Can't Catch a Break
  • Dakkajet Wot Only Turns Left
  • Dark Apostle Pamphlet Guy
  • Dark Reaper Light Sleeper
  • Datasmith Forgot the Password
  • Dawi Who Forgave Once (Never Again)
  • Death Cult Assassin Stretches First
  • Death Guard Sick Day
  • Death Jester Dad Jokes
  • Deathmark Missed the Mark
  • Deathskulls Lost an' Found
  • Deathstrike Missile Launches Next Game
  • Deep Strike, Deeper Regret

D, continued

  • Deffkopta Pilot Dizzy
  • Demigryph Knight Bitten Daily
  • Departmento Munitorum Returns Desk
  • Destroyer Escort Third Wheel
  • Destroyer Lord Needs a Hobby
  • Devastator Heavy-Bolter-No-Ammo
  • Dice Jail Wardens
  • Dire Avenger Mildly Avenged
  • Dok Free Bionik Wiv Every Visit
  • Dok Second Opinion Iz Also Choppa
  • Doom Diver Aimed for the Lake
  • Doom Pigeons
  • Doomsday Ark Fashionably Late

D, continued

  • Doomseeker Seeking, Not Finding
  • Doomwheel Driver Hamster Envy
  • Double One Morale Check
  • Dracon Waiting for a Vacancy
  • Dragon Prince, Dragon Sold Separately
  • Dragon Slayer Allergic to Dragons
  • Dreadlord Slightly Dreadful
  • Dreadnought Let-Me-Sleep
  • Drill Abbot Drop-and-Give-Me-Faith
  • Drop Pod Wrong Address
  • Dryad Barking Mad
  • Duke of Mousillon Swamp Tours
  • Dunecrawler Sand in the Gears

E: 26 names

  • Earth Caste Engineer Extra Railgun
  • Einhyr Champion Loudest in the Hold
  • Elector Count Recount
  • Electro-Priest Do Not Touch
  • Electro-Priest Static Shock
  • Eliminator Bright Red Camo Cloak
  • Endrinmaster Billable Hours
  • Enforcer Jurisdiction Dispute
  • Engineer Guildmaster No New Ideas Please
  • Engineer Unsanctioned Improvement
  • Engineer Warpstone Is Perfectly Safe
  • Enginseer Apologizes to the Tank
  • Enginseer Blessed Duct Tape

E, continued

  • Enginseer Hit-It-With-the-Wrench
  • Enginseer Litany of Ignition, Try Again
  • Enginseer Sacred Unguent Spill
  • Enginseer Ticket Number 40,000
  • Eradicator Minor Inconvenience
  • Eternal Guard Temporary Contract
  • Ethereal Pretty Good, Actually
  • Everchosen's Understudy
  • Eversor Decaf
  • Exarch Stuck in the Outfit
  • Executioner Dull Axe Day
  • Exterminatus Pending Form Approval
  • Eye of Terror Conjunctivitis

F: 23 names

  • Fabricator-General Error 404
  • Falcon Pilot Do Not Scratch It
  • Fanatic Ball and Chain Reaction
  • Farseer Saw-That-Coming
  • Farseer Told-You-So
  • Field Chirurgeon Out of Bandages
  • Fire Warrior Melee Is a Rumor
  • Fists of Moderate Fury
  • Flamer Creme Brulee Torch
  • Flamer of Tzeentch Pilot Light
  • Flash Git Gold Teef, No Dental Plan

F, continued

  • Flash Git Shiny Fing Tax
  • Flesh Hound Chews the Skull Throne
  • Fluffy List, Crunchy Losses
  • Foam Tray Stowaways
  • Forge World Assembly Required
  • Forge World Planned Obsolescence
  • Foul Blightspawn Chef's Special
  • Free Company Free Lunch
  • Freeblade Slightly Used
  • Frigate Emperor's Mild Displeasure
  • Frosted Varnish Winter Company
  • Fungus Beer Fridays

G: 55 names

  • Gargant Big Belly Laff
  • Gargoyle Bug on the Windshield
  • Gate Keeper of the Squeaky Hinge
  • Genestealer Extra Hugs
  • Giant Slayer Slew a Tall Man Once
  • Glade Guard Get Off My Lawn
  • Glade Lord No Trespassing Sign
  • Gnoblar Lucky Ear, Unlucky Rest
  • Gnoblar Trapper Caught a Cold
  • Goblin Big Boss Not So Big
  • Goblin Chariot Wobbly Wheel
  • Goblin Rock Lobber Dropped It
  • Goblin Shaman Ate the Wrong Mushroom

G, continued

  • Goblin Warboss Stands on a Box
  • Goblin Wolf Rider, Wolf Is Driving
  • Goblin-Counter Lost Count at Twelve
  • Goliath Rockgrinder Pothole Maker
  • Gor Hornless Wonder
  • Gorger Table Manners
  • Gork's Left Foot
  • Grail Knight Lost the Receipt
  • Grandfather's Favorite Sniffle
  • Grave Guard Dead Tired
  • Great Unclean One, Reasonably Tidy
  • Gretchin Volunteered to Clear the Mines
  • Grey Knight Beige Squire
  • Grey Seer Blame-the-Underlings

G, continued

  • Grey Seer Not-My-Fault
  • Grey Seer Thirteenth Excuse
  • Grey Wizard Was Never Here
  • Greybeard Selective Hearing
  • Grimnyr Ancestral Voicemail
  • Grot Mega-Tank Mini Budget
  • Grot Pointy Stick Sharpener
  • Grot Rebel Wiv a Tiny Banner
  • Grot Tank Demolition Derby
  • Grudge 12: Still About the Beards
  • Grudge 3: Stairs Too Tall
  • Grudge 4,012: Elf Looked at Me Funny
  • Grudge 70,001: Manling Called It "Quaint"
  • Grudge 9,107: Ale Was Watered Down

G, continued

  • Grundstok Thunderer Clause Seven
  • Guardian Defender Part-Time
  • Guardians of the Display Cabinet
  • Guardsman Asked for a Bolter
  • Guardsman Fifteen-Hour Lifespan
  • Guardsman Flashlight
  • Guardsman Frag Grenade Fumbles
  • Guardsman Objective Holder (Temporary)
  • Guardsman Requisition Denied
  • Guardsman Short Straw
  • Guardsman Uplifting Primer Page One
  • Gun Drone Does All the Work
  • Gutter Runner Tripped-Fell
  • Gyrocopter Pilot Mild Turbulence

H: 31 names

  • Haemonculus Arts and Crafts
  • Halberdier Wrong End
  • Half-Painted Heroes
  • Halfling Hot Pot Second Helping
  • Hammerer Thumb, Mostly
  • Hammers of Do-It-Yourself
  • Handgunner Damp Powder
  • Havoc Mild Havoc
  • Hearthguard Gold Fever, Mild Case
  • Helblaster Volley Gun Misfire

H, continued

  • Helbrute Bad Day
  • Hell Pit Abomination Named Fluffy
  • Hellblaster Mild Scorch
  • Hellion Skateboard Phase
  • Herald of Nurgle Bless-You
  • Heralds of the Slight Delay
  • Hero of the Failed Charge
  • Hidden Behind the Only Ruin
  • High King's Complaints Clerk
  • Hive Fleet All-You-Can-Eat

H, continued

  • Hive Fleet Midnight Snack
  • Hive Fleet Nibble
  • Hive Fleet Peckish
  • Hive Tyrant Hangry
  • Hold of the Unsettled Tab
  • Honor Guard Mildly Honored
  • Hormagaunt Zoomies
  • House Disrepair
  • Howling Banshee Sore Throat
  • Howling Gerbils
  • Hydra Flak Tank Shot Down a Cloud

I: 26 names

  • I Had a Rule for That
  • Ice Guard Brain Freeze
  • Immortal, Unfortunately
  • Imperator Titan Blocks the Whole Table
  • Inceptor Hard Landing
  • Infiltrator Clanks When Walking
  • Inquisitor Conclave Minutes Unread
  • Inquisitor Everyone-Is-a-Suspect
  • Inquisitor Form Twelve-B
  • Inquisitor Heresy-by-Lunchtime
  • Inquisitor Plot Armor
  • Inquisitor Purge Now, Ask Later
  • Inquisitor Radical on Weekends

I, continued

  • Inquisitor Rosette-in-the-Other-Coat
  • Inquisitor Stamp-in-Triplicate
  • Inquisitor Suspicious Trench Coat
  • Inquisitorial Seal of Mild Approval
  • Intercessor Intercepted Nothing
  • Interrogator Just-a-Few-Questions
  • Invulnerable Save, Vulnerable Dice
  • Iron Halo Slipped
  • Iron Snails
  • Iron Warriors Fence Builders
  • Ironbreaker Broke the Iron
  • Ironguts Indigestion
  • Ironstrider Pilot Saddle Sore

J: 6 names

  • Jade Wizard Compost Enthusiast
  • Jezzail Team Missed-Missed
  • Jokaero Tinkered With the Vox
  • Judge Sentence First, Trial Later
  • Judiciar Hourglass Ran Out
  • Juggernaut Rider Road Rage

K: 30 names

  • Kabalite Warrior Poisoned the Punch
  • Kaptin Blue Iz Lucky
  • Kaptin Parrot-Squig
  • Karak Eight and a Half Peaks
  • Karak Grumble
  • Karak Lost-the-Key
  • Karak Low Ceiling
  • Karaz-a-Complaint
  • Kasrkin Almost-a-Marine
  • Kastelan Robot Protocol: Dance
  • Kataphron Treads Lightly (Does Not)
  • Keeper of Secrets Tells Everyone
  • Kelermorph Three Guns, No Aim
  • Kharadron Admiral Fine Print
  • Kill Kroozer Scrap 'N' Dent

K, continued

  • Killa Kan Pilot Finally Tall
  • King of the Karak Mortgage
  • Kislev Bear Rider, Bear Has Opinions
  • Kitchen Table Crusaders
  • Knight Errand, Running Late
  • Knight Errant Missed a Step
  • Knight Paladin Rusty Knee
  • Knight-Azyros Lantern Low on Oil
  • Knights of the Round Base
  • Kommando Bush Wot Walks
  • Kommando Sneaky Tiptoez
  • Kossar Left His Hat in the Oblast
  • Kroxigor Gentle With Eggs
  • Kult of Speed Limit
  • Kustom Job Nobody Asked For

L: 39 names

  • Lady of the Slightly Damp Lake
  • Land Raider Crusade of One
  • Land Speeder Speeding Ticket
  • Lascannon Laser Pointer
  • Last Edition's Finest
  • Leadbelcher Heartburn
  • Legio Slightly Late
  • Lexicanum Typo in the Edict
  • Lexmechanic Autocorrect
  • Liberator Forgot His Own Name Again
  • Librarian Mind-Bullets Missed
  • Librarian Overdue-Fines
  • Librarian Shush

L, continued

  • Liche Priest Five More Centuries
  • Lictor Bad at Hide and Seek
  • Lieutenant Promoted by Attrition
  • Lieutenant Second-in-Command-Again
  • Light Cruiser Heavy Sigh
  • Line of Sight Lawyers
  • Logis Spreadsheet-Macro
  • Longbeard Grumble Grumblesson
  • Loonboss Lunar Calendar
  • Loota Dat's Mine Now
  • Loota Finders Keepers
  • Lord Captain Discount Dynasty
  • Lord Castellan Safe Distance

L, continued

  • Lord Commander Cocked Dice
  • Lord General Maps-and-Brandy
  • Lord of Change, Exact Change Only
  • Lord of Contagion Wash-Your-Hands
  • Lord of Too Much Cologne
  • Lord-Arcanum Read the Wrong Scroll
  • Lord-Celestant Reforged Once Too Often
  • Lord-Relictor Lightning Rod
  • Loremaster Well, Actually
  • Lost a Bit in the Carpet
  • Lukewarm Hands
  • Lumineth Scholar Mountain of Opinions
  • Lychguard Rusty Joints

M: 53 names

  • Machine Spirit Is in a Mood
  • Mad Dok Wot's Dis Bit For
  • Magmadroth Rider Singed Beard
  • Magnetized Everything
  • Magos Backup-Was-Corrupted
  • Magos Biologis Is-It-Supposed-to-Wiggle
  • Magos Do-Not-Open-the-STC
  • Magos Dominus Admin Rights
  • Magos Explorator Lost in the Manual
  • Magos Have-You-Tried-Rebooting
  • Magos Juris Terms and Conditions
  • Magos Logis Reply-All
  • Magos Nine-Hundred-Year Beta Test

M, continued

  • Magos Ninety-Nine Percent Loading
  • Magos Reductor Ctrl-Alt-Delete
  • Magos Standard Template Misprint
  • Magos Technicus Cable Management
  • Magos Unplugged-It-First
  • Magos Xenobiologis Poked It
  • Magus Totally Normal Mine Foreman
  • Man-at-Arms Turnip Rations
  • Maneater Picky Eater
  • Mangler Squigs Tumble Dry
  • Manticore One Shot Left
  • Marauder Chieftain Forgot the Longship
  • Marines Indecisive

M, continued

  • Master Moulder Extra Arms, No Refunds
  • Master of Ordnance Friendly Fire
  • Master of Sanctity, Bit Rude
  • Master of Signals Mumbles
  • Master of the Fleet Scratched the Flagship
  • Master of the Forge Left the Oven On
  • Mawloc Came Up in the Wrong Place
  • Mega-Gargant Under Construkshun
  • Meganob Can't Scratch 'Is Nose
  • Mek Duct Tape an' Hope
  • Mek Gubbinz Everywhere
  • Mek Purple Paint Sneak Test
  • Mek Shop of Second-'And Boomz

M, continued

  • Mek Wot's Dis Button Do
  • Mek Yellow Makes Bigger Boomz
  • Meltagun Fondue Set
  • Mob Rule, Mob Don't Read
  • Moderati Backseat Driver
  • Monolith Parallel Parking
  • Moot Pie Patrol
  • More Dakka Den Sense
  • Mork's Right Sneak
  • Morkanaut Wiv a Flat Tire
  • Mortar Crew Flattened the Mess Tent
  • Mournfang Rider Saddle Rash
  • Munitorum Quartermaster One Boot Per Trooper
  • My Dice Are Cursed

N: 24 names

  • Navigator Wrong Turn at the Warp
  • Navy Liaison Wrong Coordinates
  • Necromancer Raises Dead, Lowers Morale
  • Necron Overlord Snooze Button
  • Necron Warrior Reanimated Reluctantly
  • Nemesor of the Wrong Millennium
  • Neophyte Hybrid Day Shift
  • Neophyte Wrong Chapter, Too Late Now
  • Nerfed in the Latest Update
  • New Dice, Same Luck
  • Night Goblin Fanatic Dizzy Spell
  • Night Goblin Netter Caught Himself

N, continued

  • Night Lights
  • Night Lords Night Light Thieves
  • Nob Bestest at Countin' to Free
  • Nob Got Promoted by 'Eadbutt
  • Nob Krumped by a Door
  • Nob Two 'Eads Better Den None
  • Nob Wears a Monocle Now
  • Nob Wiv a Clipboard
  • Noise Marine Volume Eleven
  • Norn Emissary Diplomatic Bite
  • Novamarines, Barely Used
  • Nurgling Stuck in the Sink

O: 18 names

  • Oathstone, Slightly Wobbly
  • Objective Secured, Game Lost
  • Obliterator Forgot Which Gun
  • Ogre Tyrant Second Breakfast
  • Ogryn Bone'ead Knows Numbers Up to Three
  • Ogryn Me-Count-Good
  • Omnissiah's Help Desk, Second Shift
  • Onager Crew Leg Day
  • Order of the Slightly Wilted Rose

O, continued

  • Order of the Valorous Paperclip
  • Ordo Chronos Late Again
  • Ordo Mildly Hereticus
  • Ordo Paperworkus
  • Ordo Sepulturum Grave Concerns
  • Ordo Xenos Complaints Department
  • Organ Gun Out of Tune
  • Out of Command Points
  • Outrider Stalled Bike

P: 35 names

  • Packmaster Bitten by the Pack
  • Painboy Dok Trust-Me
  • Painboy Spare Partz Bin
  • Paladin of the Extended Warranty
  • Paladin of the Soggy Tabard
  • Pathfinder Lost the Path
  • Pathfinder Team Markerlight on the Commander
  • Patriarch Family Reunion Organizer
  • Peasant Bowman Third Arrow Lucky
  • Pegasus Knight Hay Fever
  • Phaeron Sixty Million Years Late

P, continued

  • Phoenix Guard Vow of Silence, Finally
  • Pile of Shame Crusade
  • Pink Horror Split Decision
  • Plague Marine Seven Sneezes
  • Plague Monk Ate the Cheese Anyway
  • Plague Priest Sniffle-Cough
  • Plaguebearer Lost Count Again
  • Planetary Governor Tithe Dodger
  • Plasma Pistol Hot Potato
  • Plasmancer Static Cling
  • Platoon Sergeant Platoon of One
  • Points Went Up Again

P, continued

  • Poisoned Wind Globadier Butterfingers
  • Possessed Marine Roommate Dispute
  • Power Fist Bump
  • Poxwalker Brisk Stroll
  • Premeasure Twice, Charge Once
  • Primus of the Extra Arm Sleeve
  • Prince Condescendiel of Ulthuan
  • Princeps Big Steps
  • Prophetess of the Puddle
  • Prosecutor Missed His Flight
  • Pteraxii Flaps and Hopes
  • Puritan Inquisitor No Fun Allowed

Q: 3 names

  • Quarreller Starts Quarrels
  • Questing Knight Asked for Directions
  • Questoris Knight Tripped on a Hedge

R: 34 names

  • Raider Captain Borrowed Without Asking
  • Ranger Long Rifle, Longer Stories
  • Ranger Suspiciously Fond of Sunlight
  • Raptor Screams on the Way Down
  • Raptors of the Chicken Coop
  • Rat Ogre Gentle Giant
  • Ratling Cook Mystery Stew
  • Ratling Gun Jammed-Jammed
  • Ratling Sniper Snack Break
  • Razorback Dull Edge
  • Reaver Jetbike No Helmet

R, continued

  • Reaver Titan Stompus Accidentalis
  • Red Paint Shortage Speedsters
  • Red Scorpions of the Sandbox
  • Reiver Says "Boo"
  • Relic Blade Butter Spreader
  • Remembrancer Forgot
  • Retributor Hammer Time-Out
  • Retributor Heavy Flamer, Light Lunch
  • Rhino Rush Hour
  • Ripper Swarm Ankle Biters
  • Riptide Pilot Nova Reactor Whoops

R, continued

  • Rite of the Percussive Reset
  • Rogue Trader Warrant Expired
  • Rokkit Science Dropouts
  • Roks Wot Missed Da Planet
  • Rolled a One
  • Rough Rider Horse-Has-Doubts
  • Royal Warden Hall Pass
  • Rubric Marine Dust Bunny
  • Runelord Master Rune of Mild Warmth
  • Runesmith Typo in the Rune
  • Runtherd Countin' Is 'Ard
  • Runtherd Lost Anuvver One

S: 114 names

  • Sacristan Oil Change Overdue
  • Salamanders of the Slightly Warm Bath
  • Sanctioned Psyker Head-Hurts
  • Saurus Oldblood Old and Cold
  • Savant Actually-It-Was-M38
  • Scatter Dice Survivors
  • Schola Progenium Hall Monitor
  • Scion Too Good for This Squad
  • Scout Loud-Footsteps
  • Scout Sergeant Lost the Map
  • Screamer of Tzeentch Mild Yelp
  • Screaming Bell Ringer Tinnitus
  • Scribe Ink-Stained Wretch
  • Sea Guard Seasick

S, continued

  • Seer Horned Rat Did Not Reply
  • Sentinel Pilot Kicked a Leman Russ
  • Sentinel Pilot Tall-Target
  • Sept of the Polite Annexation
  • Seraphim Superior Fear of Flying
  • Sergeant Chainsword-at-Dinner
  • Sergeant Codex-Says-No
  • Sergeant Helmetless and Proud
  • Sergeant Left the Squad at Deployment
  • Sergeant Plasma-Overheats-Again
  • Servitor Formerly Head of Accounts
  • Servitor Please-Hold
  • Servitor Unit Lunch Break Denied
  • Servo-Arm Wrestling Champion

S, continued

  • Servo-Skull Buffering
  • Servo-Skull Low on Toner
  • Servo-Skull Out of Office
  • Shadow Warrior Sulking
  • Shadowseer Smoke and Mirrors
  • Shadowsword Long Reach, Short Temper
  • Shas'la Requests More Range
  • Shas'o Stay-Back-and-Shoot
  • Shield Drone Underappreciated
  • Shield-Captain Polish-My-Armor
  • Shieldbearer With a Bad Back
  • Shining Spear Needs Polishing
  • Shokk Attack Surprise Party
  • Shoota Boy Aims Wiv Eyes Shut

S, continued

  • Shoota Boy Dakka Dakka Click
  • Sicarian Infiltrator Loud Fan Noise
  • Silver Helm, Bronze Performance
  • Sir Blessing Wore Off
  • Sir Charge-First de Think-Later
  • Sir Falls-Off-His-Pegasus
  • Sir Grail Is Half Empty
  • Sir Lance Formation of One
  • Sir Questing Vow, Still Questing
  • Sister Dialogus Needs a Translator
  • Sister of Silence Has Notes
  • Sister Repentia Sorry-About-That
  • Sister Superior Slightly Inferior
  • Skeleton Chariot Bone Shaker
  • Skeleton Spearman Crumbles Under Pressure

S, continued

  • Skink Chief Tiny Clipboard
  • Skitarii Alpha Firmware Update Mid-Battle
  • Skitarii Marshal Patch Notes
  • Skitarii Ranger Low Battery
  • Skitarii Vanguard Glows in the Dark
  • Skorpekh Lord Tripod Trouble
  • Skull Cannon Only Takes Premium Skulls
  • Skullmaster Juggernaut Refuses to Turn Left
  • Skulls for the Skull Shelf
  • Skywarden Lost His Balloon
  • Slann Mage-Priest Just Resting My Eyes
  • Slayer Orange Hair Dye Shortage
  • Slayer Still Alive, Deeply Embarrassed
  • Slow Play Champions

S, continued

  • Snagga Boy Squig Whisperer
  • Snake Eyes Company
  • Snarlfang Rider Walks Now
  • Sneaky Stabba Tripped on His Cloak
  • Snotling Pump Wagon Brake Failure
  • Solitaire Table for One
  • Sons of the Bench
  • Sons of the Unpainted Primarch
  • Sorcerer of Tzeentch Plan B
  • Sorceress Passive-Aggressive Hex
  • Space Hulk Hitch-'Ikers
  • Spare Bits Box Battalion
  • Spearelf Third Row, Still Stabbing
  • Speed Freek No Brakez Needed

S, continued

  • Speed Freek Red Paint Budget
  • Spellweaver Leaf Me Alone
  • Spider Rider Arachnophobe
  • Spiritseer Speaks to the Manager
  • Squig Herder Three Fingers Left
  • Squig Hopper Involuntary Passenger
  • Squiggoth Wiv a Sore Foot
  • Squighog Rider Bouncy
  • Squire Carries Everything
  • Standard Bearer Substandard
  • Star Phantoms of the Opera
  • State Trooper Puffy Sleeves
  • Stealth Suit Sneezed
  • Steam Tank Commander Boiler Trouble

S, continued

  • Stegadon Driver Wide Load
  • Stompa Wot Fell Over
  • Storm Shield Umbrella
  • Storm Wardens of the Leaky Roof
  • Stormboy Rokkit Went Sideways
  • Stormfiend Batteries Not Included
  • Stormhost of the Mildly Tempered
  • Stormraven Flying Brick
  • Stormvermin Bravest (From the Rear)
  • Strike Cruiser Oops, Wrong System
  • Striking Scorpion Rustling Bush
  • Superglue Fingers Brotherhood
  • Suppressor Self-Suppressed
  • Swooping Hawk Fear of Heights
  • Swordmaster Humble Brag

T: 171 names

  • Tabled on Turn Two
  • Tank Commander Reverse Gear
  • Tankbusta Missed Da Tank
  • Tankbusta Squig on a String
  • Tech-Adept Did-You-Anoint-the-Cable
  • Tech-Priest Binharic Cant, Won't
  • Tech-Priest Canticle of the Spinning Wheel
  • Tech-Priest Driver Not Found
  • Tech-Priest Incense Subscription
  • Tech-Priest Manifold Wi-Fi Down
  • Tech-Priest Off-and-On-Again
  • Tech-Priest Toaster Whisperer
  • Tech-Priest Warranty Void
  • Techmarine Extra Arm, No Idea Why

T, continued

  • Techmarine Percussive Maintenance
  • Teef Tax Dodgers
  • Teleport Homer Lost Signal
  • Temple Guard Sunbathing Rota
  • Termagant Number Six Billion
  • Terminator Can't-Reach-His-Own-Back
  • Tervigon Daycare
  • Thane Beard-Got-Caught-in-the-Gate
  • Thane Writes-It-in-the-Book
  • The 0th Founding
  • The 101st Introductory Conscripts
  • The 11th Hour Reinforcements
  • The 12th Reluctant Volunteers
  • The 13th Unlucky Fusiliers

T, continued

  • The 18th Speed Bump Infantry
  • The 1st and Only (Remaining) Rifles
  • The 20th Minute Late Drop Troops
  • The 2nd Thoughts Grenadiers
  • The 3rd Time's the Charm Lancers
  • The 404th Missing Regiment
  • The 500th Internal Error Armored
  • The 86th Canceled Dragoons
  • The 9th Lives Siege Company
  • The Ablative Armor Platoon
  • The Agri-World Pitchfork Auxilia
  • The Basilisk Noise Complaint
  • The Beer and Pretzels Battalion
  • The Beige Fists

T, continued

  • The Black Templates
  • The Book of Grudges, Volume Nine Hundred
  • The Book of Mild Irritations
  • The Bring Your Own Lasgun Militia
  • The Brotherhood of a Thousand Mold Lines
  • The Cadian 8th Day Survivors
  • The Carcharodon Paddlers
  • The Catachan 3rd Sleeveless
  • The Chimera Carpool
  • The Commissar's Favorites (Nervous)
  • The Crimson Wrists
  • The Death World Day Trippers
  • The Deathwatch Neighborhood Watch
  • The Drybrush Dragoons
  • The Emperor's Loose Cannons

T, continued

  • The Emperor's Novelty Mugs
  • The Emperor's Paperweights
  • The Emperor's Second Choice
  • The Emperor's Spare Change
  • The Emperor's Speed Bumps
  • The Executioners of Good Vibes
  • The Exorcised Budget
  • The Feral World Pointy Stick Company
  • The First Company, Last to Arrive
  • The First Rank Fire, Second Rank Duck
  • The First Turn Stealers
  • The Fix Bayonets Glee Club
  • The Flashlight Brigade
  • The Flesh Wounds

T, continued

  • The Forge World Night Shift
  • The Forgot-the-Basing Fusiliers
  • The Forgotten Stratagem
  • The Forlorn Hope and Sons
  • The Garden of Nurgle Allotment Society
  • The Gloss Varnish Mistake
  • The Greater Good Enough
  • The Grey Plastic Legion
  • The Heavy Weapons Team Building Exercise
  • The Hellhound Barbecue Team
  • The Hive World Stairwell Defenders
  • The Honored Mentions
  • The Ice World Thermal Sock Requesters
  • The Iron Deficiency

T, continued

  • The Just-One-Box Liars
  • The Kitbash Bandits
  • The Krieg 19th Shovel Enthusiasts
  • The Lasgun Choir
  • The Last Chancers' Second Chance
  • The Lost and Found Legion
  • The Lost Platoon of Subsector Whoops
  • The Loyal Thirty-Second
  • The Measuring Tape Diplomats
  • The Mentor Legion Group Chat
  • The Meta Chasers
  • The Mildly Concerned Templars
  • The Mining World Canary Corps
  • The Minor Tauros

T, continued

  • The Mold Line Militia
  • The Mordian Iron-Pressed Trousers
  • The Munitorum Lost Shipment Rifles
  • The Nine-Inch Charge Hopefuls
  • The Ogryn Reading Circle
  • The Oversleep Dynasty
  • The Overstrength Underachievers
  • The Penal Legion Litter Pickers
  • The Planetary Defense Farce
  • The Primed-Black Watch
  • The Ratling Kitchen Raiders
  • The Raven Guard Car Alarm
  • The Reroll Regulars
  • The Rough Riders of Rough Estimates
  • The Rules-as-Written Brigade

T, continued

  • The Second Founding Leftovers
  • The Sentinel Stilt Walkers
  • The Shelf of Good Intentions
  • The Shrine World Candle Guard
  • The Silver Spoons
  • The Soup Detachment
  • The Star Children Welcome Committee
  • The Successor Chapter Nobody Asked For
  • The Tabletop Standard Bearers
  • The Tallarn Sand-in-Everything Raiders
  • The Tardy Scars
  • The Tenth Company Participation Scouts
  • The Thin Flak Line
  • The Thirteenth Company, Unlucky for Some

T, continued

  • The Tithe Was Due Yesterday Levy
  • The Unbuilt Sprue Host
  • The Understrength Overachievers
  • The Valhallan Frozen Assets
  • The Vostroyan Mustache Guard
  • The Vox Static Listeners
  • The Whiteshield Hopefuls
  • The Wrong Planet Expeditionary Force
  • Thousand Sons, Nine Hundred Excuses
  • Three Color Minimum Regiment
  • Thunder Hammer of Light Tapping
  • Thunderer Shot the Rafters
  • Thunderhawk Chicken Landing
  • Tinboyz of Tin Can Alley

T, continued

  • Tomb Guard Sand in the Joints
  • Tomb King Woke Up Cranky
  • Tomb World Do Not Disturb
  • Traitor Guard Changed Sides Twice
  • Transport Ship Standing Room Only
  • Trebuchet Crew Roughly Over There
  • Treeman Late Bloomer
  • Triarch Stalker Awkward Lurker
  • Troll Slayer Trolls Keep Running Away
  • Trooper Bayonet-Just-in-Case
  • Trooper Expendable the Third
  • Trooper Fix Bayonets, Lower Expectations
  • Trooper Flak Vest Optimist
  • Trooper Grenade Launcher, No Grenades

T, continued

  • Trooper Holds the Line (Briefly)
  • Trooper Lasgun and a Prayer
  • Trooper Plasma Gun, Feeling Lucky
  • Trooper Ration Bar Connoisseur
  • Trooper Replacement's Replacement
  • Trooper Roll Call Is Getting Shorter
  • Trooper Shovel
  • Trooper Standard Issue Regret
  • Trooper Third Rank, Fire!
  • Trooper Volunteered by Others
  • Troupe Master Tough Crowd
  • Trukk Stop Boyz
  • Trygon Tunnel Vision
  • Tyranid Warrior Synapse Dropped
  • Tzaangor Bird Brain

U: 7 names

  • Ultramundanes
  • Umgak Inspector General
  • Under-Empire Pest Control Dodgers
  • Ungor Smallest Horns
  • Unnumbered Sons, Unremembered Names
  • Unpainted Models Always Lose
  • Ushabti Stiff Neck

V: 15 names

  • Valkyrie Door Gunner Fell Out
  • Vampire Count Counting Problem
  • Vanus Assassin Canceled Your Pension
  • Varanguard Third Circle, Second String
  • Venerable Brother Five-More-Minutes
  • Verminlord Middle Management
  • Vertus Praetor Jetbike Joyride
  • Vespid Stingwing Buzz Kill
  • Veteran Sergeant Back-in-My-Day
  • Veteran Survived a Whole Week
  • Vindicare Missed the Memo
  • Vindicator Demolisher of Sandcastles
  • Votann Kin Ancestors Are Disappointed
  • Vox-Caster Heard Charge, Order Was Recharge
  • Vox-Operator Can-You-Hear-Me-Now

W: 46 names

  • Waaagh! Before Brekkie
  • Waaagh! Postponed Due to Rain
  • Waaagh! Rescheduled for Tuesday
  • Waaagh! Wot Waaagh?
  • Warbiker Fly Teef
  • Warboss 'Umie Disguise (Tiny 'At)
  • Warboss Biggest 'At
  • Warboss Gork or Possibly Mork
  • Warboss Indoor Voice
  • Warboss Lost Da Waaagh! Somewhere
  • Warboss Proppa Manners

W, continued

  • Warboss Uv Da Small Hill
  • Warboss Wot Paints 'Is Toenails Red
  • Wardancer Two Left Feet
  • Warhound Titan Fetchus Stickus
  • Warlock Engineer Works-Works, Mostly
  • Warlock Smug Aura
  • Warlock Zap-Zap Oops
  • Warlord Greatest-Best, Self-Appointed
  • Warlord Stabbed-in-the-Back-Again
  • Warlord Titan Duckus Doorframus
  • Warp Spider Web Designer
  • Warpfire Thrower Singed Whiskers

W, continued

  • Warpsmith Some Daemons May Be Loose
  • Warriors of the Wobbly Table
  • Wartrike Boss Squeaky Wheel
  • Wash Fixes Everything
  • Wave Serpent Paint Chip Tragedy
  • Waywatcher Staring Contest Champion
  • Weirdboy 'Ead Go Pop
  • Weirdboy Fink Too 'Ard
  • Weirdboy Headache
  • Wet Palette, Dry Wit
  • Whirlwind Light Breeze

W, continued

  • White Lion Scratching Post
  • Whiteshield Still-Has-Hope
  • Wight King Wight Lies
  • Wild Rider Mild Rider
  • Witch Elf Cauldron Soup Kitchen
  • Witch Hunter Big Hat, Bigger Hat
  • Wolves of the Space Kennel
  • Word Bearers Lost for Words
  • World Eaters Light Lunch Club
  • Wraithguard Great-Great-Grandpa
  • Wraithlord Back in My Millennium
  • Wych Cult Matinee Performance

Z: 1 name

  • Zhufbar Happy Hour