Funny Gorilla Name Generator

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Funny gorilla names for plush toys, mascots and game characters: puns like Gorilla Warfare and Silverback and Forth, ironic names like Tiny and Twinkletoes, gym jokes like Leg Day Larry and deadpan picks like Regular Gary.

About funny gorilla names

A gorilla is funny for the same reason a bouncer in a tutu is funny: the size does half the work. So a large share of this list plays against it. There are ironic small names (Tiny, Twinkletoes, Teacup), polite ones (Pardon My Reach) and deadpan human names that treat a very large ape like a coworker: Regular Gary and Gentle Brian.

The puns come from the animal itself. Adult males grow silver-gray hair across the back, which gives Silverback and Forth and Silverback Seat Driver. Gorillas walk on their knuckles and beat their chests with cupped hands, so there are Lord Knuckleworth, Chest Bump Chad, Drum Solo and Thumpelstiltskin. They eat leaves, stems and shoots and build a fresh nest every night: Kale Yeah, Leaf Me Alone, New Bed Every Night. Gorilla and guerrilla sound alike, hence Gorilla Warfare and Gorilla Tactics, and the Kong wordplay (Kong Story Short, Kongratulations) stays generic rather than borrowing a movie or game character.

The rest is gym jokes (Leg Day Larry, Deadlift Doug), job titles (The Bouncer, Head of Security), grand titles, grumpy old man names such as Get Off My Lawn, heavy objects like Refrigerator, and baby names like Thumpling. Every name is clean, and the banana jokes are left to the monkey list.

How to choose funny gorilla names

  • Play against the size first. On a huge plush or a hulking game character, Tiny, Teacup, Pipsqueak or Featherweight gets a laugh before anyone has to read a pun.
  • Match the joke to what the gorilla does. A chest-beater is Drum Solo or Chest Bump Chad, a knuckle-walker is Lord Knuckleworth, and the one that sits and eats all day is Salad Bar or Still Chewing.
  • Silverback names fit a grown male, since only adult males get the silver saddle. For a youngster try Blackback, Thumpling, Starter Muscles or Silverback in Training.
  • Give a troop or a set of mascots one theme: a gym crew of Leg Day Larry, Deadlift Doug and Bench Press Brenda, or a security team of The Bouncer, Doorman and Crowd Control.
  • Say the long ones out loud and settle on a short form. His Excellency the Enormous can answer to Excellency, and Sir Reginald Thumpington to Reggie.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny names for a gorilla?

For puns, try Gorilla Warfare, Gorilla Tactics, Silverback and Forth, Kong Story Short or Thumpelstiltskin. For irony, Tiny, Twinkletoes and Dainty work on anything that large. The deadpan route is Regular Gary, Just Keith or a job title such as Head of Security.

What is a funny name for a giant stuffed gorilla?

A carnival-size plush suits names about the space it takes up: Too Big for the Car, Needs Own Seat, Takes Up the Couch, Bed Hog and Carnival Prize are all in the list. Heavy objects work too, such as Refrigerator, Wide Load and Loveseat.

What are funny names for a baby gorilla?

Baby gorillas cling to their mothers and later ride on their backs, so Velcro, Barnacle, Clinger and Piggyback fit. Thumpling, Mini Thump, Baby Biceps, Starter Muscles and Pocket Silverback joke about the adult to come.

How is this different from the gorilla name generator?

The gorilla name generator on this site is a mostly serious list for zoo, sanctuary and story gorillas, with famous gorillas and classic picks. This page is jokes only and is a separate list. Use that one for a name with dignity and this one for a laugh.

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This is the complete list the generator above draws its random batches from, sorted A to Z and grouped by first letter.

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A: 25 names

  • A Gorilla Named Sue
  • Abs of Leaf
  • Absolute Unit
  • Accidental Demolition
  • Accountant Andy
  • Act of Nature
  • Admiral Armpit
  • Admiral Thunderchest
  • After You
  • Agreeable Alan
  • Airport Security
  • All Bark No Bite
  • All Fours
  • All Natural Gains
  • All Night Kong
  • All You Can Eat
  • Along for the Kong
  • Ambassador Armhair
  • Apprentice Thumper
  • Arm Wrestling Champ
  • Armful
  • Ask Your Mother
  • Assistant Coach
  • Assistant to the Branch Manager
  • Aunt Doris

B: 80 names

  • Baby Biceps
  • Back Hair Bob
  • Back in Five Minutes
  • Back to the Audience
  • Backpack
  • Backscratcher
  • Bad Back Barry
  • Baggage Handler
  • Bah Humbug
  • Bailiff
  • Bamboo Budget
  • Bamboo Shoot First
  • Barbara
  • Barbecue Bill
  • Barbell Barry
  • Bare Knuckle Barry
  • Barn Door
  • Barnacle
  • Baron Barbell
  • Baron Bicep
  • Baron Bigfoot
  • Baroness of Nap Time
  • Barrel Chest
  • Bass Drum Bob
  • Battleship
  • Be Right Silverback
  • Bean Sprout
  • Beast of the Breakroom
  • Beat Dropper
  • Because I Said So
  • Bed Hog
  • Bed Maker
  • Bedhead
  • Bedtime Staller
  • Beefcake
  • Behemoth Junior
  • Bellyflop
  • Bench Breaker
  • Bench Press Brenda
  • Bench Warmer

B, continued

  • Biceps McGee
  • Bifocals
  • Big and Tall
  • Big Dave
  • Big Fuzzy Deal
  • Big Head Little Body
  • Big Mitts
  • Biplane Swatter
  • Bitsy
  • Blackback
  • Blanket Fort
  • Blanket Thief
  • Blink First
  • Blocks the View
  • Bobblehead
  • Bodyguard
  • Bongo Chest
  • Book Club Beverly
  • Bookend
  • Boom Boom
  • Bottle Rocket
  • Boulder Shoulders
  • Bowling Ball
  • Bowling League Bruce
  • Branch Manager
  • Branch Snapper
  • Brawn Appetit
  • Brenda
  • Brick Wall
  • Brunch Bunch
  • Brussels Sprout
  • Buffet Line
  • Building Inspector
  • Bulk Season
  • Bulldozer
  • Bulldozer Driver
  • Burlap Sack Model
  • Bus Driver
  • Buttercup
  • Butterfly Watcher

C: 74 names

  • Cannonball Splash
  • Capacity One
  • Captain Chestbeat
  • Captain Couch
  • Captain Obvious
  • Cardboard Box Critic
  • Cardigan
  • Cardio Is Hardio
  • Careful Carl
  • Careful Now
  • Cargo Ship
  • Carnival Prize
  • Carol from Payroll
  • Carpool Craig
  • Carries a Big Stick
  • Casts a Shadow
  • Catcher's Mitt
  • Celery Stalker
  • Cement Mixer
  • Centerpiece
  • Chair Tester
  • Chairman of the Back
  • Chalk Bag
  • Channel Changer
  • Chaos Goblin
  • Cheat Day
  • Chest Bump Chad
  • Chest Cold
  • Chest Day Every Day
  • Chest Freezer
  • Chest in Time
  • Chest of Drawers
  • Chest Pass
  • Chest Percussionist
  • Chest Voice
  • Chew Slowly
  • Chief of Hugs

C, continued

  • Chinchilla Gorilla
  • Cinder Block
  • Claw Machine Champion
  • Cleanup Hitter
  • Climber of Small Buildings
  • Cling Wrap
  • Clinger
  • Closed for Lunch
  • Coach Mike
  • Colossus of the Couch
  • Coming Soon to Theaters
  • Commander Chomp
  • Commodore Cuddles
  • Complaint Department
  • Conversation Piece
  • Cool Down
  • Core Strength
  • Couch Consultant
  • Countess of the Canopy
  • Coupon Clipper
  • Courteous Kurt
  • Cousin Wayne
  • Cowbell
  • Crane Operator
  • Creature Feature
  • Crossing Guard
  • Crosspatch
  • Crossword Puzzle
  • Crowd Control
  • Crowd Pleaser
  • Crowd Surfer
  • Crunch Time
  • Cubicle Kyle
  • Cuddle Monster
  • Curmudgeon
  • Customer Service
  • Customs Officer

D: 46 names

  • Dad Bod
  • Dad Joke
  • Dad Voice
  • Dainty
  • Deadlift Doug
  • Dean of Leaves
  • Debt Collector
  • Deep Sigh Dennis
  • Deep Thinker
  • Defensive Tackle
  • Definitely a Real Gorilla
  • Delicate Flower
  • Demolition Crew
  • Dennis from Downstairs
  • Dentist Dan
  • Derek
  • Designated Hitter
  • Destroyer of Hammocks
  • Did Not Mean To
  • Diet Gorilla
  • Dinner Bell
  • Director's Cut
  • Disappointed Dad
  • Distinguished Gentleman
  • Do Not Disturb
  • Do Not Stack
  • Do You Even Lift
  • Door Stop
  • Doorman
  • Double Feature
  • Double Handful
  • Double Trouble
  • Double Wide
  • Downbeat Dave
  • Dr. Thompson
  • Drama Kong
  • Drum Solo
  • Drumroll Please
  • Duchess Fuzzybottom
  • Duchess of Naps
  • Duke of Celery
  • Duke of Deadlift
  • Duke of Thump
  • Dumbbell Darrell
  • Dump Truck
  • Duvet Day

E: 22 names

  • Earl Grey Back
  • Earl of Snacks
  • Ears
  • Earthquake
  • Easy Does It
  • Easygoing Earl
  • Eight Hundred Pound Gorilla
  • Elevator Out of Order
  • Elevenses
  • Emotional Support Gorilla
  • Emperor of the Tire Swing
  • Empress of Everything
  • Empty Nest Syndrome
  • Enforcer
  • Enrichment Activity
  • Equipment Manager
  • Excuse Me
  • Exhibit A
  • Existential Crisis
  • Exit Through the Gift Shop
  • Extra Large
  • Eye Roll

F: 42 names

  • Family Man
  • Farmer's Carry
  • Father Knows Best
  • Featherweight
  • Feature Wall
  • Feeding Time
  • Feel the Fern
  • Fiber Intake
  • Filing Cabinet
  • Fills the Doorway
  • Fine Vining
  • Fine, Thanks, Frank
  • Fire Marshal
  • Fist Bump Phil
  • Fist Class
  • Five More Minutes
  • Flex Appeal
  • Floor Shaker
  • Flower Sniffer
  • Fluffy
  • Foam Finger
  • Foam Roller
  • Food Coma
  • Forage Gump
  • Force of Nature
  • Forklift Operator
  • Forty Pounds of Salad
  • Four on the Floor
  • Fragile
  • Free Hugs, Careful
  • Free Range Gorilla
  • Freelance Gorilla
  • Freight Train
  • Fresh Sheets
  • Freshman
  • Frosted Tips
  • Fun Size Gorilla
  • Furball
  • Furniture Mover
  • Furniture Rearranger
  • Fussbudget
  • Fuzz Nugget

G: 62 names

  • Gains
  • Garage Door
  • General Fuzz
  • General Mayhem
  • Gentle Brian
  • Gentle Giant, Emphasis on Giant
  • Gentle Hands
  • Get Off My Lawn
  • Gift Shop
  • Glass Half Thumped
  • Glute Force
  • Go Rilla Go
  • Go Team
  • Goalkeeper
  • Going Gray Gracefully
  • Gorilla at Large
  • Gorilla Be Kidding Me
  • Gorilla Emeritus
  • Gorilla Flotilla
  • Gorilla Goals
  • Gorilla Griller
  • Gorilla in Chief
  • Gorilla in the Midst
  • Gorilla in the Room
  • Gorilla Lite
  • Gorilla Minimum
  • Gorilla Next Door
  • Gorilla Not Included
  • Gorilla of Few Words
  • Gorilla of the Month
  • Gorilla on Aisle Five

G, continued

  • Gorilla Original Recipe
  • Gorilla Pillow
  • Gorilla Sarsaparilla
  • Gorilla Shaped Object
  • Gorilla Suit
  • Gorilla Tactics
  • Gorilla Two Point Oh
  • Gorilla Villa
  • Gorilla Warfare
  • Gorilla, Esquire
  • Gorillagram
  • Gorillionaire
  • Gorillustrious
  • Got Your Silverback
  • Governor Grump
  • Grabby
  • Graceful
  • Grand Piano
  • Grandpa Harrumph
  • Grandpa Socks
  • Gray Area
  • Grayback Someday
  • Great Uncle Mort
  • Greg in Shipping
  • Grouch on the Couch
  • Grumpy Gus
  • Guerrilla Hugger
  • Guerrilla Napper
  • Guerrilla Snuggler
  • Gym Membership
  • Gym Teacher

H: 42 names

  • Hairy Backman
  • Half a Handful
  • Half Pint
  • Halftime Show
  • Hall Monitor
  • Ham Hands
  • Hammock Hog
  • Hammock Tester
  • Handful
  • Handle With Care
  • Hates Rain
  • Hay Pile Architect
  • Head Gardener
  • Head of Security
  • Head of the Household
  • Headband Hank
  • Heartbeat
  • Heavy Contents
  • Heavy Duty
  • Heavy Lifter
  • Heavy Machinery
  • Heavy Sigh
  • Hedge Critic
  • Heir Apparent
  • Helicopter Dad
  • Her Majesty the Mattress
  • Herbivore Hank
  • Hi Ho Silverback
  • High Five Hank
  • Hillside
  • His Excellency the Enormous
  • His Royal Heftiness
  • Hitchhiker Junior
  • Home Field Advantage
  • Homecoming Kong
  • House Cat
  • Howard
  • Human Forklift
  • Human Resources
  • Humble Herb
  • Hummingbird
  • Husky Size

I: 8 names

  • Ice Chest
  • Immovable Object
  • In My Day
  • Inconspicuous
  • Industrial Strength
  • Inside Voice Please
  • It Was Like That
  • Itty Bitty

J: 5 names

  • Jacked Jack
  • Judging You
  • Junior Associate
  • Jury Duty Judy
  • Just Keith

K: 62 names

  • Kale Yeah
  • Keeper's Favorite
  • Keeps the Beat
  • Kenneth
  • Kerplunk
  • Kettle Drum
  • Kettlebell
  • Kids These Days
  • King Leafy the First
  • King of the Beanbag
  • King of the Nap
  • Kitten Lover
  • Kitten Mittens
  • Knee High
  • Knuckle Bump
  • Knuckle Buster
  • Knuckle Commuter
  • Knuckle Down
  • Knuckle Mileage
  • Knuckle Sandwich
  • Knuckle Shuffle
  • Knuckle Tread
  • Knuckle Walk This Way
  • Knuckleball
  • Knucklehead
  • Knuckles McGraw
  • Koala Mode
  • Kong Distance Call
  • Kong Division
  • Kong for a Day
  • Kong Haul

K, continued

  • Kong Johns
  • Kong Jump
  • Kong Junior Varsity
  • Kong Lost Cousin
  • Kong of Naps
  • Kong of the Castle
  • Kong of the Hill
  • Kong Overdue
  • Kong Shot
  • Kong Size Bed
  • Kong Sleeve Shirt
  • Kong Story Short
  • Kong Term Parking
  • Kong Time No See
  • Kong Way Home
  • Kong Weekend
  • Kong Winded
  • Kongcierge
  • Kongdiment
  • Kongductor
  • Kongference Call
  • Kongfetti
  • Kongfident
  • Kongfused
  • Kongratulations
  • Kongstruction Zone
  • Kongsultant
  • Kongtagious Laugh
  • Kongtestant
  • Kongtrol Freak
  • Kongversation Starter

L: 48 names

  • Lady Broadshoulder
  • Lady Leafmuncher
  • Lady Thumpington
  • Landscaper
  • Lats for Days
  • Lawn Inspector
  • Lazy Sunday
  • Leaf Inspector
  • Leaf It to Me
  • Leaf Mattress
  • Leaf Me Alone
  • Learner's Permit
  • Left Blinker On
  • Leg Day Larry
  • Leg Press Leslie
  • Lettuce Be
  • Leviathan of the Living Room
  • Librarian Lois
  • Lieutenant Leaf
  • Lifeguard on Duty
  • Lift With Your Legs
  • Light as a Feather
  • Light Switch Monitor
  • Light Weight Baby
  • Lightfoot
  • Lil Pecs
  • Linda from the Front Desk
  • Line Judge
  • Little Bit
  • Little Dave
  • Load Bearing Wall
  • Log Sawyer
  • Long John Silverback
  • Lord Fluffington
  • Lord Heavybottom
  • Lord Knuckleworth
  • Lord Leafington
  • Lord of the Leaves
  • Loss Prevention
  • Loveseat
  • Low Bridge
  • Low Five
  • Low Key Lloyd
  • Low Profile
  • Lumbar Support
  • Lumber Jack
  • Lunch Break
  • Lunch Monitor

M: 54 names

  • Main Attraction
  • Main Gorilla Energy
  • Major Biceps
  • Make Like a Tree
  • Mall Cop
  • Mandatory Nap
  • Marchioness of Mulch
  • Marquis of Munch
  • Marshmallow Center
  • Mascot of the Year
  • Mass Monster
  • Matinee Idol
  • Mattress Tester
  • Max Out
  • Maximum Occupancy
  • Mayor of Mount Fuzz
  • Medium Dave
  • Mega Ape
  • Mid Life Crisis
  • Middle Aged Mark
  • Middle Manager
  • Midnight Snack
  • Mild Mannered Martin
  • Mild Rampage
  • Mildly Annoyed
  • Mildred
  • Mind the Back
  • Mind Your Head
  • Mini Thump
  • Minibus
  • Minister of Thumping
  • Minivan Marge
  • Mischief Managed
  • Mist Opportunity
  • Misty Morning
  • Moderately Peeved
  • Modest Maureen
  • Monkey on My Silverback
  • Monster of the Matinee
  • Monster Truck
  • Mop Top
  • More Cowbell
  • Mosey
  • Mostly Harmless
  • Mountain
  • Mr. Crankypants
  • Mr. Grumbles
  • Mr. Henderson
  • Mr. Universe Runner Up
  • Mr. Whiskers
  • Mrs. Peabody
  • Munchkin
  • Muscle Memory
  • My Bad

N: 36 names

  • Nap Schedule
  • Naptain
  • Naptime Negotiator
  • Natural Wonder
  • Needs a Bigger Hammock
  • Needs Own Seat
  • Neighbor Bob
  • Nest Builder
  • Nest Day Delivery
  • Nest Egg
  • Nest in Show
  • Nest Level
  • Nest Quality Inspector
  • Nesting Instinct
  • Nettle Muncher
  • Never Skips Arms
  • New Bed Every Night
  • New Kid
  • Night Watchman
  • Nightclub Doorman
  • Nimble
  • Ninth Wonder of the World
  • No Flash Photography
  • No Neck Ned
  • No Pain No Grain
  • No Passing Zone
  • Normal Norman
  • Nose Tackle
  • Not a Guy in a Suit
  • Not Angry, Just Thinking
  • Not Before Coffee
  • Not Mad, Just Disappointed
  • Not Performing Today
  • Notary Nancy
  • Number One Dad Mug
  • Number One Fan

O: 18 names

  • Oak
  • Off Duty
  • Off My Chest
  • Offensive Lineman
  • Old Man Thunder
  • Old Sourpuss
  • On Break
  • One Man Band
  • One More Rep
  • One Size Fits None
  • One Star Review
  • Oops
  • Opposable
  • Other Dave
  • Out of Office
  • Oven Mitts
  • Oversize Load
  • Overtime

P: 64 names

  • Pamela
  • Paperweight
  • Pardon My Reach
  • Passenger Princess
  • Pat on the Silverback
  • Patient Pat
  • Peach Fuzz Pete
  • Pec Deck
  • Pec Tacular
  • Peewee
  • Pep Rally
  • Percussion Section
  • Perfectly Nice Neil
  • Permanent Bulk
  • Personal Best
  • Petite
  • Phil the Intern
  • Philosopher
  • Photo Op
  • Photobomber
  • Piano Mover
  • Pickup Truck
  • Piggyback
  • Ping Kong
  • Pinky Out
  • Pint of Thunder
  • Pint Size Powerhouse
  • Pipsqueak
  • Pirouette
  • Plain Old Doug
  • Plant Based Pete
  • Please Do Not Tap the Glass

P, continued

  • Plush Edition
  • Pocket Change
  • Pocket Gorilla
  • Pocket Protector
  • Pocket Silverback
  • Pok Pok Pok
  • Polite Cough
  • Polite Patricia
  • Pondering
  • Post Workout Nap
  • Potluck Peggy
  • Pound It
  • Power Nap
  • Powerlifter Paul
  • Pre Workout
  • President of Naps
  • Prima Ballerina
  • Prince of Tantrums
  • Princess
  • Private Property
  • Produce Manager
  • Professional Napper
  • Professor Pectoral
  • Professor Thumpkin
  • Prom Kong
  • Protein Shake Pete
  • Pull-up Paula
  • Pumpkin Seed
  • Punctual Peter
  • Purse Puppy
  • Push-ups Before Breakfast
  • Puzzle Feeder Pro

Q: 5 names

  • Quadruped
  • Quadzilla
  • Queen of the Hammock
  • Queen Thumpelina
  • Quiet Colin

R: 32 names

  • Rain Check
  • Rampage Lite
  • Rated G for Gorilla
  • Reading Glasses
  • Reasonable Ray
  • Recliner
  • Recovery Week
  • Redwood
  • Referee
  • Refrigerator
  • Regional Branch Manager
  • Regular Gary
  • Reinforced Chair
  • Reliable Ron
  • Remote Control Hog
  • Rep Counter
  • Repo Man
  • Rest Day Champion
  • Retaining Wall
  • Rib Cage Remix
  • Richter Scale
  • Rides Shotgun
  • Ring Toss Jackpot
  • Roadblock
  • Roadie
  • Romaine Calm
  • Rookie
  • Room Divider
  • Roomy Fit
  • Rope Tester
  • Roughage
  • Royally Miffed

S: 153 names

  • Salad Bar
  • Salad Chef
  • Salad Days
  • Salt and Pepper
  • Saunter
  • Scale Tipper
  • Scaler of Bunk Beds
  • Scenic Overlook
  • School Spirit
  • Scourge of the Salad Bar
  • Scruff
  • Season Ticket Holder
  • Seats Four
  • Second Breakfast
  • Second Nest
  • Seconds Please
  • Secretary of Shrubbery
  • Sectional
  • Seen It All
  • Seen Your Outfit
  • Seismic Activity
  • Selfie Ruiner
  • Semi Retired Stan
  • Senator Snooze
  • Senior Discount
  • Sensible Simon
  • Sequel Bait
  • Sergeant Shoulders
  • Sergeant Stompy
  • Shade Provider
  • Shed
  • Shh
  • Shift Supervisor
  • Short Stack
  • Shoulder Season
  • Shoulders for Days
  • Shredded Lettuce
  • Shy Guy
  • Side Eye
  • Side Salad
  • Sideline Hype
  • Silently Judging
  • Silver Bullet Point
  • Silver Fox
  • Silver Medal
  • Silver Saddle
  • Silver Service
  • Silver Spoon
  • Silver Streak
  • Silver Tongue
  • Silverback and Forth

S, continued

  • Silverback at It Again
  • Silverback Bencher
  • Silverback Burner
  • Silverback by Popular Demand
  • Silverback in Five
  • Silverback in Training
  • Silverback Nine
  • Silverback Order
  • Silverback Porch
  • Silverback Rub
  • Silverback Seat Driver
  • Silverback Stage Pass
  • Silverback Story
  • Silverback Talk
  • Silverback to Basics
  • Silverback to School
  • Silverback to Square One
  • Silverback Up Plan
  • Silverbackbeat
  • Silverbackflip
  • Silverbackground Noise
  • Silverbackhand Compliment
  • Silverbacklog
  • Silverbackspin
  • Silverbackstroke
  • Silverbackup Singer
  • Silverbackyard Boss
  • Sing-a-Kong
  • Sir Chompsalot
  • Sir Lifts-a-Lot
  • Sir Naps-a-Lot
  • Sir Reginald Thumpington
  • Sir Sits-on-Things
  • Sir Swole
  • Sits Facing the Wall
  • Six Pack of Celery
  • Skipped Leg Day
  • Skips Cardio
  • Skyscraper Enthusiast
  • Sledgehammer
  • Slightly Used Gorilla
  • Slippers
  • Slow Lope
  • Slow Moving Vehicle
  • Small But Mighty
  • Small Fry
  • Small Menace
  • Smidge
  • Snack Attack
  • Snack Time
  • Snackrifice

S, continued

  • Snooze Button
  • Snore Loser
  • Snuggle Truck
  • Snugglebug
  • So Kong, Farewell
  • Soccer Dad
  • Sofa So Good
  • Soft Spoken Stuart
  • Softie in Disguise
  • Some Assembly Gorilla
  • Some Lifting Required
  • Somersault
  • Sorry About the Chair
  • Speak to the Manager
  • Special Effects Budget
  • Speed Bump
  • Spot Me Scott
  • Spotter
  • Spreadsheet Sheila
  • Squat Rack Steve
  • Squire Squat
  • Stagehand
  • Stairs Take Him
  • Star Attraction
  • Staring Contest Champion
  • Starter Muscles
  • Statement Piece
  • Stay at Home Dad
  • Stealth Mode
  • Steamroller
  • Sterling Saddle
  • Sternum Warning
  • Still Chewing
  • Strongly Worded Letter
  • Strongman Stan
  • Structural Concern
  • Stuffed With Fluff
  • Stump
  • Stunt Coordinator
  • Substitute Teacher
  • Subtle
  • Sugarplum
  • Sun Lounger
  • Sunday Driver
  • Sunday Stroll
  • Susan
  • Suspiciously Gorilla Shaped
  • Sweatband
  • Sweetheart
  • Swole Mate
  • Swole Patrol

T: 73 names

  • T-Shirt Cannon
  • Takes the Stairs
  • Takes Up the Couch
  • Tall Paul
  • Tank Top Tim
  • Tater Tot
  • Tax Season Terry
  • Tea Party Guest
  • Teacup
  • Team Lift
  • Team Mascot
  • Tech Support
  • Teddy Bear
  • Tenured Professor
  • The Bouncer
  • The Eighth Wonder of the Backyard
  • The Look
  • The Once and Future Kong
  • The Right Honorable Thump
  • The Thinker
  • Thermostat Police
  • Thimble
  • Thirds, Actually
  • This Side Up
  • Thistle Do Nicely
  • Thoughtful Ted
  • Thud
  • Thumbs Up
  • Thump and Circumstance
  • Thump Day
  • Thumpelstiltskin
  • Thumper Bumper
  • Thumpernickel
  • Thumplet
  • Thumpling
  • Thumpty Dumpty

T, continued

  • Thunk
  • Tidy Tina
  • Timeshare Tom
  • Timpani
  • Tiny
  • Tiptoe
  • Tire Swing Champion
  • Titan of Tuesday
  • Too Big for the Car
  • Top Shelf Prize
  • Total Eclipse
  • Touch of Gray
  • Tow Truck Driver
  • Tower Hugger
  • Training Wheels
  • Travel Size Gorilla
  • Treadmill Dodger
  • Treasure Chest
  • Tree Trunk
  • Trevor
  • Triceps Tony
  • Triple XL
  • Troop Leader
  • Troop Scout
  • Tufty
  • Tug of War Anchor
  • Tugboat
  • Tumbles
  • Turn Over a New Leaf
  • Turn That Racket Down
  • Turndown Service
  • Turns His Back
  • Tutu
  • Twinkletoes
  • Two Person Lift
  • Two Seater
  • Two Thumbs

U: 10 names

  • Umbrella Leaf
  • Unblinking
  • Uncle Clive
  • Uncle Grump
  • Unimpressed
  • Union Rep
  • Unit
  • Unpaid Overtime
  • Unstoppable Force
  • Uphill Both Ways

V: 6 names

  • Vegetarian by Choice
  • Velcro
  • Vending Machine
  • Viscount Vine
  • Visiting Hours
  • Voicemail Vern

W: 26 names

  • Walks It Off
  • Walks on Fists
  • Walks Softly
  • Wallflower
  • Warm Up Set
  • Watch My Silverback
  • Weekend Warrior Wes
  • Weight Limit
  • Welcome Silverback
  • Well Behaved Walter
  • Whippersnapper
  • Whisper
  • Whisper Quiet
  • White Knuckle Ride
  • Who Touched the Thermostat
  • Whomp
  • Wide Load
  • Wide Turns
  • Wild Celery
  • Windbreak
  • World's Okayest Dad
  • Would Not Recommend
  • Wouldn't Hurt a Fly
  • Wrecking Ball
  • Wrecking Crew of One
  • Wrestling Coach

Y: 5 names

  • Yield
  • Yoga Mat
  • Your Grace
  • Your Hairiness
  • Your Heftiness

Z: 2 names

  • Zero Stars
  • Zipper in the Back