Funny Cologne Name Generator

Joke bottle names in mock-designer style

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Funny cologne names that parody designer bottles, like Eau de Dad, Garage Musk, Monday Morning Pour Homme and Lawn Clippings No. 5. Made for gag gifts, sketches, novelty labels and group chats.

About funny cologne names

A cologne bottle takes itself very seriously, which is what makes it easy to parody. Designer naming runs on a small set of signals: a French or Italian phrase, the words Pour Homme, a house line, and a flanker such as Intense, Sport or Noir for each new version. Put something ordinary in front of those signals and the joke is done, as in Eau de Dad, Garage Musk or Monday Morning Pour Homme.

The 1,000 names here are for gag gifts, sketches, novelty labels and group chats. They cover fake French and Italian (L'Homme Sans Chaussettes, Traffico Intenso), dad and suburban life, the office and the commute, food smells, campfire and outdoors, sport and gym, gaming and tech, and pets. There are flanker jokes like Extremely Medium Pour Homme, mock house lines like Maison Carport Signature, and deadpan one-word names with a subtitle, such as Beige: A Fragrance for Men.

The French and Italian entries use real words, so the joke still lands for someone who speaks the language: Essence Sans Plomb is unleaded gasoline and Acqua di Rubinetto is tap water. Everything is clean enough for an office gift exchange.

How to choose funny cologne names

  • Match the joke to the person: Lawn Clippings No. 5 for the neighbor with the striped lawn, Spreadsheet Noir for a coworker, Respawn Intense for the gamer in the family.
  • For a gag gift, print the name on a plain label in a thin serif typeface, add a made-up house line and a size such as 100 ml, and stick it on an empty bottle.
  • Flankers make a running joke. Give one bottle this year and follow it with the Intense, Sport or Night Shift Edition version next year.
  • Read the fake French and Italian names aloud in a serious advertising voice. Traffico Intenso and Sieste Absolue get funnier the more solemn you sound.
  • Selling novelty labels? Search the name online before you print, and stay clear of real fragrance brands and the look of their bottles.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny cologne names?

Eau de Dad, Garage Musk, Leftover Pizza Intense and Midlife Crisis Sport get a quick laugh. For a drier joke, try Beige: A Fragrance for Men or Extremely Medium Pour Homme. In mock Italian there is Acqua di Rubinetto, which simply means tap water.

How do I make up a funny cologne name?

Take a smell or a moment nobody would bottle and add one piece of designer language. Eau de, Pour Homme, a number or a flanker like Intense, Sport or Noir all work, as in Gym Bag Noir, Lawn Clippings No. 5 and Forgot the Anniversary Extreme. The plainer the subject, the stronger the contrast.

Are the French and Italian names real words?

Yes. The foreign-language entries are ordinary French and Italian phrases about everyday things, not invented sounds. Sieste Absolue is an absolute nap, Chaussette Orpheline Pour Homme is an odd sock for men, and Uomo sul Divano is a man on the sofa.

Can I put these names on a gag gift or a novelty label?

For a one-off present, a party prop or a sketch, go ahead. If you plan to sell labels or products, treat the names as starting points, search before you print, and do not copy the design of a real brand's bottle.

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All 1,000 funny cologne names

This is the complete list the generator above draws its random batches from, sorted A to Z and grouped by first letter.

Plain text, one name per line.

A: 46 names

  • Acqua di Annaffiatoio
  • Acqua di Car Wash
  • Acqua di Carpool
  • Acqua di Cottura
  • Acqua di Dog Bowl
  • Acqua di Fontanella
  • Acqua di Kiddie Pool
  • Acqua di Lavastoviglie
  • Acqua di Liquid Cooling
  • Acqua di Palestra
  • Acqua di Pasta Scotta

A, continued

  • Acqua di Pickle Jar
  • Acqua di Pozzanghera
  • Acqua di Rubinetto
  • Acqua di Sprinkler
  • Acqua di Termosifone
  • Acqua di Water Bottle
  • Acqua di Water Cooler
  • Adequate: For the Man Who Showed Up
  • AFK for Him
  • Aftershave Before Shave
  • Ail Absolu
  • All-You-Can-Eat Edition

A, continued

  • Allegedly: A Cologne
  • Allergy Season Spring Edition
  • Alley Cat Urban
  • Allowance Day Gold
  • Annual Audit Extreme
  • Anyway: The Scent of Changing the Subject
  • Aquarium Tonic
  • Arcade Legend
  • Arch Support Musk
  • Armchair Quarterback Pro
  • Armrest Dispute for Men

A, continued

  • Ask Your Mother Cologne
  • Asleep in the Recliner for Him
  • Asphalt Black
  • Ate My Homework Extreme
  • Atelier Driveway
  • Atelier Garage Cuir
  • Atelier Sofa Amber
  • Atelier Toolshed Cedar
  • Attic in August Night
  • Autocorrect Cologne
  • Autographed Ball Signature
  • Average: Pour Homme, More or Less

B: 66 names

  • Back in My Day Vintage
  • Backseat Driver Extreme
  • Bacon Noir
  • Badge Reader No. 2
  • Baggage Claim Reserve
  • Baguette de la Veille Élixir
  • Bait Shop Musk
  • Ballpoint Pen Bleu
  • Bar Soap Privé
  • Barbe de Trois Jours Sport
  • Barber Pole Classic
  • Barking at Nothing Night
  • Barry Royale

B, continued

  • Basilico e Benzina per Uomo
  • Bathrobe Royale
  • Beagle Howl Aftershave
  • Because I Said So for Men
  • Beef Jerky for Men
  • Beer League Legend
  • Beige: A Fragrance for Men
  • Belly Flop Splash
  • Belly Rub Absolu
  • Bench Warmer Pour Homme
  • Best in Show Edition
  • Best Man Speech Nuit
  • Beta Build No. 3

B, continued

  • Bigfoot Legend
  • Bird Feeder Fresh
  • Black Cat Crossing Black
  • Black Coffee Black
  • Black Fly Black
  • Black Friday Noir
  • Black Lab Black
  • Black Tie Optional Black
  • Blague de Papa Élixir
  • Bleacher Bleu
  • Blue Cheese Bleu
  • Blue Heeler Bleu
  • Blue Screen Bleu

B, continued

  • Blue-Sky Thinking Bleu
  • Boarding Group Nine Platinum
  • Bois d'Abri de Jardin
  • Bois de Chauffage Intense
  • Bolletta della Luce Forte
  • Bone Broth Elixir
  • Borrowed Tools Cologne
  • Bowling Shoes Aftershave
  • Braided Belt Collection
  • Brainstorm Intense
  • Break Room Musk
  • Breakfast Burrito for Him
  • Bricolage Absolu

B, continued

  • Brise de Frigo
  • Brise du Périphérique
  • Brisk: For Men Who Call Forty Degrees Refreshing
  • Brisket Musk
  • Brunch: The Fragrance of a Forty-Minute Wait
  • Buffalo Wing Sport
  • Bug Spray Noir
  • Bulldog Uomo
  • Bumper Sticker Collection
  • Bunk Bed Assembly Aftershave
  • Burnt Ends Noir
  • Burpee Extreme
  • Business Casual Ultra
  • Button Masher for Men

C: 112 names

  • Cabin No. 8
  • Cabin Porch Reserve
  • Cable Drawer Collection
  • Cache Cleared Absolu
  • Café Réchauffé Pour Homme
  • Caffè Freddo Intenso
  • Caffè Ristretto Forte
  • Calcetto del Giovedì Sport
  • Calendar Invite Cologne
  • Camino Acceso Forte
  • Camp Chair Pour Homme
  • Camp Coffee Elixir
  • Campfire Smoke Intense
  • Campsite No. 12

C, continued

  • Cannonball Splash
  • Canoe Paddle Cologne
  • Cantine du Mardi Intense
  • Captcha Signature
  • Car Wash Sunday Splash
  • Cardigan: A Scent for the Man Who Feels a Draft
  • Cardio: The Fragrance of Checking the Clock
  • Cargo Shorts Pour Homme
  • Caricatore Smarrito per Uomo
  • Carpool Lane Sport
  • Carport & Co. Cologne
  • Carport: A Scent for the Almost Garage
  • Carry-On Aftershave
  • Casa della Lavatrice

C, continued

  • Casa Sweatpants Uomo
  • Cassoulet Extrême
  • Casual Friday Aftershave
  • Cat at 4 a.m. Nuit
  • Cat Hair Noir
  • Catnip Elixir
  • CC'd for No Reason Intense
  • Cedar Fence Oud
  • Cedar Shavings Oud
  • Ceinture Noire Pour Homme
  • Celery Stick Vetiver
  • Chalk Dust Musk
  • Chambray Shirt Bleu
  • Charbon de Bois Extrême

C, continued

  • Charcoal Briquette Black
  • Charcoal Grill Carbon
  • Charcoal Noir
  • Charred Marshmallow Black
  • Chaussette Noire Extrême
  • Chaussette Orpheline Pour Homme
  • Check Engine Light Noir
  • Checked the Tire Pressure Cologne
  • Cheeseburger Cologne
  • Chew Toy Reserve
  • Chili Cook-Off No. 1
  • Chore: Cologne for Saturdays
  • Cilantro Fresh
  • Circling Back for Him

C, continued

  • Circuit Board Vetiver
  • Circuit Breaker Noir
  • Citronella Parfum
  • City Guy Camping Urban
  • Clean Kennel Fresh
  • Clearance Rack Reserve
  • Clés Perdues Pour Homme
  • Clip-On Tie Collection
  • Clog: Aftershave for the Plumber in You
  • Cloud Storage Reserve
  • Coach Dan Extreme
  • Coaching Third Base for Him
  • Coda in Tangenziale Intensa
  • Coffee Run Splash

C, continued

  • Cold Cut Uomo
  • Collar Tag Platinum
  • Collector's Edition Pour Homme
  • Cologne for Him, Bought by Her
  • Colonia del Nonno
  • Colonia del Suocero
  • Colonia dello Zio
  • Comb in the Back Pocket Chrome
  • Combo Meal No. 4
  • Command Line Noir
  • Commuter Mug Sport
  • Compost Bin Uomo
  • Compromise: Eau de Toilette for Shared Closets
  • Condiment Packet Collection

C, continued

  • Continental Breakfast Parfum
  • Cordless Drill Legend
  • Corduroy: The Fragrance You Can Hear Coming
  • Core Competency Absolu
  • Corn Dog Classic
  • Corner Office Platinum
  • Cornetto della Stazione Forte
  • Cornhole Sport
  • Cornichon Noir
  • Couch Co-op Cologne
  • Couch Coach for Him
  • Counter Surfer Intense
  • Coupon Drawer Classic
  • Coupon: A Fragrance for the Man With a Binder

C, continued

  • Crabgrass Tonic
  • Cracked Pepper Black
  • Crawl Space Extreme
  • Creek Shoes Fresh
  • Crisp: For Men Who Iron Their Jeans
  • Croissant de Station-Service Pour Homme
  • Cruciverba della Domenica Uomo
  • Cruise Control Absolu
  • Crunch Time Extreme
  • Ctrl Alt Fresh
  • Cuir de Canapé
  • Cuir de Vieux Fauteuil
  • Cul-de-Sac Bleu
  • Cup Holder Vetiver

D: 53 names

  • Dad Hat Fresh
  • Dad Jeans Bleu
  • Dadbreak: The Fragrance of Five Quiet Minutes
  • Dale Aqua
  • Damp: The Fragrance of a Towel That Never Dries
  • Dance Recital Front Row for Him
  • Dangling Air Freshener Fresh
  • Dark Mode Noir
  • Dashboard Oud
  • Day One Patch Edition
  • Day-Old Donut Intense
  • Daytime Nuit
  • Deadline Uomo

D, continued

  • Decaf Sport
  • Decaf: The Scent of Low Stakes
  • Deck Stain Classic
  • Deep Dish Deep
  • Deep Dive Deep
  • Deep Squat Deep
  • Deer Camp Edition
  • Default: Cologne for the Factory Settings Man
  • Deli Counter Legend
  • Denim: The Fragrance of Jeans on Jeans
  • Department Store Ambush Pour Homme
  • Detour: The Fragrance of Forty Extra Minutes
  • Dial-Up Turbo

D, continued

  • Diet Intense
  • Dill Pickle Splash
  • Dimanche Soir Bleu
  • Diner at 2 a.m. Night
  • Dinner Table Pun No. 7
  • Director's Cut Cologne
  • Disc Dog Sport
  • Disc Golf Sport
  • Dodgeball Classic
  • Dog Bath Splash
  • Dog Dad for Men
  • Dog Show Pour Homme
  • Dolce Far Niente Uomo

D, continued

  • Domenica allo Stadio per Uomo
  • Double Knot Intense
  • Doug Intense
  • Draft Day Edition
  • Driftwood Oud
  • Drive-Through Window Edition
  • Driveway Legend
  • Dry Rub Reserve
  • Drywall Mud Intense
  • Drywall: Cologne for Unfinished Basements
  • Duct Tape Pour Homme
  • Dumbbell Titanium
  • Dusty Cartridge Classic
  • Duty-Free Exclusive Uomo

E: 74 names

  • Earl Classic
  • Early to the Airport Aftershave
  • Eau de Bait Bucket
  • Eau de Bonfire
  • Eau de Chicken Coop
  • Eau de Chien Mouillé
  • Eau de Dad
  • Eau de Déchetterie
  • Eau de Doghouse
  • Eau de Dugout
  • Eau de Garage
  • Eau de Machine à Café
  • Eau de Pain Grillé
  • Eau de Pétanque

E, continued

  • Eau de Photocopieuse
  • Eau de Queso
  • Eau de Router
  • Eau de Sous-Sol
  • Eau de Terrier
  • Eau de Toilette, But Make It Garage
  • Eau de Tondeuse
  • Eight Ball Black
  • Electric Razor Voltage
  • Electrolyte Tonic
  • Elevator Pitch Tonic
  • Email Signature Signature
  • Embouteillage Absolu
  • Employee of the Month Legend
  • Empty Tank Pour Homme

E, continued

  • Energy Drink Tonic
  • Errand: The Scent of One Quick Stop
  • Esports Sport
  • Espresso al Banco Sport
  • Esprit de Canapé
  • Essence of Airport Carpet
  • Essence of Barn Cat
  • Essence of Bowling Alley
  • Essence of Cubicle
  • Essence of Dock at Dawn
  • Essence of Drive-Through Bag
  • Essence of Dry-Erase Marker
  • Essence of Food Court
  • Essence of Garage Sale
  • Essence of Hand-Me-Down Sweater

E, continued

  • Essence of Hardware Store
  • Essence of Locker Room
  • Essence of Lukewarm Meeting
  • Essence of Movie Theater Butter
  • Essence of New Gadget
  • Essence of Parent-Teacher Night
  • Essence of Parking Garage
  • Essence of Pet Store
  • Essence of Rawhide
  • Essence of Rental Car
  • Essence of Server Room
  • Essence of Tackle Box
  • Essence of Tarp
  • Essence of Tennis Ball Can
  • Essence of Warm Laptop

E, continued

  • Essence of Wet Firewood
  • Essence Sans Plomb
  • Essenza di Edicola
  • Essenza di Parmigiano
  • Eventually: The Fragrance of the Honey-Do List
  • Exit 14 No. 14
  • Expense Report Reserve
  • Express Train Bleu
  • Extended Warranty Reserve
  • Extension Cord Noir
  • Extra Innings Intense
  • Extra Ranch for Him
  • Extrait de Boîte à Outils
  • Extreme Mild
  • Extremely Medium Pour Homme

F: 48 names

  • Factory Reset Fresh
  • Fairway Vetiver
  • Falò Estremo
  • Fanny Pack Fresh
  • Fantasy Draft Gold
  • Fast Lane Legend
  • Father's Day Tie Platinum
  • Fax Machine Classic
  • Ferret Musk
  • Fertilizer Spreader Aftershave
  • Fetch Pour Homme
  • Fila alla Posta Intensa

F, continued

  • Filing Cabinet Vetiver
  • Final Boss Extreme
  • Fine: A Scent for the Man Who Says It's Fine
  • Firewood Reserve
  • Firm Handshake Noir
  • Firmware Parfum
  • First Date Overspray
  • First Day Fresh
  • Fish Fry Aftershave
  • Fishing Lure Collection
  • Fishing Vest Bleu
  • Five O'Clock Shadow After Dark

F, continued

  • Five-in-One for Men
  • Flannel for Men
  • Flea Bath Aftershave
  • Fleece: For Men Who Own Six Vests
  • Flemme Absolue
  • Fleur de Bitume
  • Floppy Disk Classic
  • Fly Rod Signature
  • Foam Roller for Men
  • Foil-Wrapped Burrito Platinum
  • Follow-Up Email for Men
  • Forgot the Anniversary Extreme

F, continued

  • Fragrance-Free Pour Homme
  • Fraîcheur de Garage
  • Free Gift With Purchase Cologne
  • Freezer Aisle Ice
  • Frequent Flyer Reserve
  • Fresh-Cut Plywood Cologne
  • Fromage Fondu Intense
  • Frozen Screen Ice
  • Fumo di Griglia Forte
  • Fur on the Sofa for Men
  • Furnace Filter for Men
  • Fuzzy Dice Absolu

G: 52 names

  • Game of the Year Edition
  • Gaming Chair Musk
  • Garage Door Opener Noir
  • Garage Fridge Aqua
  • Garage Musk
  • Garden Hose Reserve
  • Garlic Bread Pour Homme
  • Garlic Knot Parfum
  • Gary Pour Homme
  • Gas Station Coffee Extreme
  • Gazebo: For Men Who Finally Built the Gazebo
  • Generic: Compare to Something More Expensive
  • Gentleman's Briefcase

G, continued

  • Gentleman's Charcuterie
  • Gentleman's Gamepad
  • Gentleman's Glove Box
  • Gentleman's Greyhound
  • Gentleman's Hatchet
  • Gentleman's Lawn Chair
  • Gentleman's Putter
  • Gentleman's Sock Drawer
  • Gentleman's Third Helping
  • Gentleman's Toolbox
  • Ghost Pepper Extreme
  • Giacca a Vento Nera
  • Gift Set With Matching Socks Edition

G, continued

  • Ginger Ale Tonic
  • Glitter in the Beard Cologne
  • Go-Kart Fuel
  • Golden Retriever Gold
  • Goldfish Bowl Uomo
  • Golf Cart Cologne
  • Golf Pencil Carbon
  • Gomma a Terra Sport
  • Good Boy for Him
  • Gorgonzola Forte
  • Grandpa Sweater Musk
  • Grandpa's Workshop Vetiver
  • Grasse Matinée Pour Homme

G, continued

  • Gravel: The Fragrance of a Long Driveway
  • Gravy Elixir
  • Greg From Accounting Noir
  • Griddle & Sons Smoked Oud
  • Grill Tongs Tonic
  • Groan-Worthy Pun Parfum
  • Groomsman Gold
  • Grout: For Men Who Notice the Grout
  • Gruff: Aftershave for Men of Few Words
  • Guinea Pig Hay Vetiver
  • Gutter Cleaning Extreme
  • Gym Bag Noir
  • Gym Sock Sport

H: 43 names

  • Half-Painted Fence for Men
  • Halftime Parfum
  • Hamster Wheel Musk
  • Hand Dryer Voltage
  • Hank After Dark
  • Hard Mode Extreme
  • Hash Brown Aftershave
  • Hat Rack Cedar
  • Health Potion Elixir
  • Hedge Trimmer for Him
  • Hex Key No. 4
  • Hi Hungry, I'm Dad No. 1
  • High School Reunion Edition
  • High Score Absolu

H, continued

  • Hiking Boot Aftershave
  • Hmm: The Scent of Looking Under the Hood
  • HOA Violation Edition
  • Hockey Bag Oud
  • Hockey Rink Ice
  • Hole in One No. 1
  • Hole in the Yard Deep
  • Honey Mustard Gold
  • Horse Stall No. 6
  • Horseradish Extreme
  • Hot Desk Fresh
  • Hot Towel Tonic
  • Hotel Lobby Parfum
  • Hotel Soap Royale

H, continued

  • House of Cargo Shorts
  • House of Dad
  • House of Flannel Leather
  • House of Hammock
  • House of Hamstring
  • House of Hatchback
  • House of Headset
  • House of Hose
  • House of Hot Sauce
  • House of Hound
  • House of Human Resources
  • House of Khaki Leather
  • Hubcap Classic
  • Humble: The Finest Fragrance in the World, Probably
  • Hypoallergenic Extreme

I: 10 names

  • Ice Bath Ice
  • Ice Fishing Ice
  • Il Pendolare Blu
  • Il Pigro per Uomo
  • Il Risparmiatore Intenso
  • Il Tuttofare Forte
  • In-Laws Visiting Edition
  • Indoor Outdoor Sport
  • Intense Zero
  • Inventory Full Musk

J: 6 names

  • Jet Lag Tonic
  • Job Interview Intense
  • Joystick Uomo
  • Jumper Cables Extreme
  • Jury Duty Edition
  • Just Dave Eau de Toilette

K: 6 names

  • Kayak Cologne
  • Kennel No. 4
  • Kevin for Men
  • Khaki Noir
  • Kibble Aftershave
  • Kindling Absolu

L: 56 names

  • L'Homme à la Télécommande
  • L'Homme au Tablier
  • L'Homme du Barbecue
  • L'Homme en Peignoir
  • L'Homme Sans Chaussettes
  • Lag Spike Pour Homme
  • Lake Water Tonic
  • Laminate: Cologne for Countertops
  • LAN Party Nuit
  • Lane Seven No. 7
  • Lantern Classic
  • Lanyard Bleu
  • Lap Dog Legend
  • Laptop Titanium

L, continued

  • Larry Eau de Toilette
  • Lasagna Avanzata Notte
  • Lasts Until Lunch Eau de Toilette
  • Late Train Night
  • Lawn Chair Leather
  • Lawn Clippings No. 5
  • Lawn Stripes Absolu
  • Layover Nuit
  • Le Bricoleur du Dimanche Intense
  • Le Conducteur du Dimanche Sport
  • Le Grand Fromage Noir
  • Le Jardinier du Dimanche Extrême
  • Le Pêcheur du Dimanche Bleu
  • Le Râleur Intense

L, continued

  • Le Roi du Barbecue Élixir
  • Le Télétravailleur Sport
  • Leaf Blower Intense
  • Leaky Canoe Reserve
  • Leaky Faucet Edition
  • Leap Year Limited Edition
  • Leash: The Fragrance of Being Walked by Your Own Dog
  • Leftover Pizza Intense
  • Leg Day Intense
  • Level Bubble Uomo
  • Light Noir
  • Lighter Fluid Elixir
  • Limited Edition, Unlimited Supply
  • Linoleum: The Fragrance of a Church Basement

L, continued

  • Lint Roller Fresh
  • Loading Screen Uomo
  • Loafer: For Him, No Socks
  • Long Lunch Cologne
  • Long Weekend Sport
  • Loose Screw Elixir
  • Loot Box Gold
  • Lost the Instructions Musk
  • Lost: The Fragrance of Refusing to Ask for Directions
  • Low-Hanging Fruit Elixir
  • Loyal: For Men With One Barber Since College
  • Lukewarm: The Fragrance of Tap Water
  • Lunch at the Desk Uomo
  • Lunch Meat Classic

M: 64 names

  • Magazine Sample Strip Intense
  • Mahogany Desk Oud
  • Mail Carrier Alert Rush
  • Mailbox Post Pour Homme
  • Maison Bricolage
  • Maison Carport Signature
  • Maison du Paillasson
  • Maison Lawnmower No. 6
  • Maison Minivan
  • Maison Papa Poule
  • Maison Recliner Privé
  • Mana Elixir

M, continued

  • Maple Syrup Aftershave
  • Marathon Mile Twenty Extreme
  • Maybe: Cologne for the Undecided
  • Measure Twice Parfum
  • Meatball Sub Uomo
  • Mechanical Keyboard Cologne
  • Median: The Fragrance of the Middle Lane
  • Medicine Cabinet Vintage
  • Meh: A Fragrance, Technically
  • Mellow: The Scent of Smooth Jazz in a Dentist's Office
  • Melted Butter Absolu
  • Microwave Burrito Turbo
  • Middle Management for Men

M, continued

  • Middle School Dance Extreme
  • Midlife Crisis Sport
  • Midnight at Noon Parfum
  • Midnight Snack Nuit
  • Mild: The Aftershave That Asks Permission
  • Minestrone Assoluto
  • Minibar Intense
  • Minivan Black
  • Mint Gum Fresh
  • Mismatched Screws Collection
  • Missed Exit Intense
  • Moderate: A Scent in Moderation
  • Moderately Intense

M, continued

  • Monday Morning Pour Homme
  • Monsieur Cargo Pocket
  • Monsieur Fix-It
  • Monsieur Je-Sais-Tout
  • Monsieur Marathon
  • Monsieur Mayonnaise
  • Monsieur Memo
  • Monsieur Mileage
  • Monsieur Modem
  • Monsieur Mosquito
  • Monsieur Mulch
  • Monsieur Pantoufle
  • Monsieur Sieste

M, continued

  • Monsieur Whiskers
  • Mortadella Notte
  • Mortgage: The Fragrance of Thirty Fixed Years
  • Motherboard Oud
  • Motor Oil Elixir
  • Mouse Pad Musk
  • Moutarde Extrême
  • Mouthguard Fresh
  • Muddy Paws Intense
  • Mulch Delivery Oud
  • Mulligan Reserve
  • Mustache Phase No. 2
  • Mustache Wax Signature

N: 21 names

  • Nacho Cheese Absolu
  • Nap: An Aftershave for Sunday Afternoons
  • Napping Through the Game Intense
  • Neighbor Bob Reserve
  • New Bottle, Same Tuesday
  • New Car Smell Elixir
  • Night Game Nuit
  • Night Shift Day Edition
  • Night Shift Edition
  • Noir Blanc

N, continued

  • Nonno in Giardino Blu
  • Norm Vintage
  • Notte in Bianco Sport
  • Notte sul Balcone Blu
  • Now With More Tuesday
  • Nuit Blanche au Bureau
  • Nuit de Bricolage
  • Nuit de Frites Froides
  • Nuit de Lessive
  • Nuit de Raclette
  • Number One Dad Mug Gold

O: 16 names

  • Oignon Caramélisé Nuit
  • Oil Change Cologne
  • Okay: A Fragrance. That Is All.
  • Old Hound Musk
  • One Spray Too Many Intense
  • One That Got Away for Him
  • Onion Ring Cologne
  • Open Office Sport

O, continued

  • Opening Day Edition
  • Org Chart Aftershave
  • Original Formula, Again
  • Ottoman: Feet Up Pour Homme
  • Outboard Motor Turbo
  • Outlet Mall Exclusive
  • Overclock Intense
  • Overtime Nuit

P: 71 names

  • Painter's Tape Bleu
  • Pancake Saturday Absolu
  • Papà alla Griglia Intenso
  • Parallel Parking Uomo
  • Parcheggio Impossibile per Uomo
  • Parfum de Friteuse
  • Parfum de Parking
  • Parfum de Station-Service
  • Park and Ride Pour Homme
  • Parking Validation Pour Homme
  • Parking: The Fragrance of Row Q, Level Three
  • Parrot Cage Cologne
  • Part Three: Sport
  • Participation Trophy for Him

P, continued

  • Pas Encore Rasé Sport
  • Patch Notes: The Fragrance of Minor Bug Fixes
  • Patio Furniture Night
  • Paw Print Signature
  • Pelouse du Voisin Sport
  • Pencil Shavings Cedar
  • Penguin Exhibit Ice
  • Per Diem per Uomo
  • Performance Review Ice
  • Permadeath Extreme
  • Phil by Phil
  • Phone Holster Signature
  • Pickleball Musk
  • Pine Cone No. 2

P, continued

  • Pine Needle Fresh
  • Pine Sap Absolu
  • Pivot: The Fragrance of a Tuesday Reorganization
  • Pixel Parfum
  • Plain: A Scent With No Notes Whatsoever
  • Platinum Bronze Pour Homme
  • Platinum Trophy Platinum
  • Player Two No. 2
  • Playoff Beard Edition
  • Plywood: For Him, Sanded Lightly
  • Pocketknife Classic
  • Poison Ivy Extreme
  • Polpette della Nonna Notte
  • Polyester: A Scent That Does Not Breathe

P, continued

  • Pomodori dell'Orto Forte
  • Pony Ride Parfum
  • Pool Noodle Bleu
  • Porch Light Amber
  • Portafoglio a Casa per Uomo
  • Potting Soil Musk
  • Power Outage Black
  • Power Suit Noir
  • Power-Up Rush
  • Practical: A Fragrance With Pockets
  • Pre-Workout Elixir
  • Premium Unleaded Gold
  • Pressure Washer Sport
  • Printer Jam Extreme

P, continued

  • Probably: For Men Who Never Check the Forecast
  • Profumo di Benzina
  • Profumo di Bucato
  • Profumo di Frittata
  • Prom Tuxedo Rental Nuit
  • Promotion Parfum
  • Property Line Reserve
  • Protein Shake Elixir
  • Proud of You, Kiddo Parfum
  • Pulled Hamstring Sport
  • Pulled Pork Musk
  • Punctual: For Men Who Arrive Twenty Minutes Early
  • Puppy Breath Parfum
  • Purr Absolu
  • Putting Green Pour Homme

R: 42 names

  • Rage Quit Intense
  • Ragù della Domenica Intenso
  • Rain Gutter Splash
  • Rake No. 3
  • Raking Leaves Autumn Edition
  • Reapply Hourly Intense
  • Reasonably Priced Reserve
  • Reboot Aftershave
  • Rec League No. 9
  • Recalculating for Him
  • Receipt in the Wallet Reserve
  • Receipt: The Scent of Keeping It Just in Case
  • Recliner by Dad
  • Recliner Leather Reserve

R, continued

  • Recycling Bin for Him
  • Red-Eye Flight Cologne
  • Referee Whistle Noir
  • Refill Not Included Parfum
  • Regardless: The Fragrance of Finishing the Story
  • Reliable: The Scent of a Twenty-Year-Old Sedan
  • Remastered Classic
  • Remote Control Elixir
  • Remote Work Sweatpants for Him
  • Rental Skates Parfum
  • Rescue Dog Edition
  • Respawn Intense
  • Rest Area Vending Pro
  • Rest Day Absolu

R, continued

  • Reste de Raclette Absolu
  • Resting My Eyes Eau de Parfum
  • Réunion Interminable Élixir
  • Rêve de Sieste
  • Rib Rack No. 6
  • Riding Mower Fuel
  • Riding Mower: A Fragrance for the Man With Half an Acre
  • River Rapids Rush
  • Road Construction Edition
  • Road Trip Playlist Uomo
  • Rond-Point Intense
  • Rowboat Uomo
  • Rowing Machine Turbo
  • Rush Hour Intense

S: 102 names

  • S'mores Parfum
  • Sabbia nelle Scarpe Sport
  • Sand Trap Aftershave
  • Sandpaper Parfum
  • Sausage Gravy Pour Homme
  • Sawdust Absolu
  • Sbadiglio Assoluto
  • Scenic Route Eau de Toilette
  • Scoreboard Classic
  • Scratching Post Cologne
  • Screen Glow Night
  • Screen Time Eau de Toilette
  • Season Ticket Reserve
  • Seat Warmer for Men

S, continued

  • Second Coat Aftershave
  • Second Monitor Night
  • Secret Sauce Signature
  • Semi-Formal After Dark
  • Sempre di Corsa Forte
  • Sensible: The Fragrance of a Good Umbrella
  • Sensitive Skin Sport
  • Senza Fretta Blu
  • Shaving Nick Splash
  • Shed & Sons Aftershave
  • Shedding Season Intense
  • Shin Guard for Men
  • Side Quest for Him
  • Sideburn Legend
  • Sideline Dad Sport

S, continued

  • Sieste Absolue
  • Sigh: The Fragrance of Finding Your Glasses on Your Head
  • Signor Cacciavite
  • Signor Divano
  • Signor Gilet
  • Skipped Leg Day Extreme
  • Sleeping Bag Nuit
  • Slide Deck Musk
  • Slipper: Cologne for After Five
  • Sloppy Joe for Men
  • Small Talk by the Barber
  • Smoked Gouda Reserve
  • Smokehouse Oud
  • Snack Tax Elixir

S, continued

  • Snow Shovel Ice
  • Soapbox Racer Extreme
  • Socks With Sandals Extreme
  • Soffritto Intenso
  • Soft Launch Edition
  • Softball Under the Lights Night
  • Software Update Aftershave
  • Soggy Boot Intense
  • Special Edition, Nothing Special
  • Speed Bump Noir
  • Speedrun Sport
  • Spesa del Sabato Intensa
  • Spin Class Uomo
  • Spirit of the All-Hands
  • Spirit of the Buffet

S, continued

  • Spirit of the Carpool
  • Spirit of the Dog Park
  • Spirit of the Group Chat
  • Spirit of the Portage
  • Spirit of the Rest Stop
  • Spirit of the Seventh Inning Stretch
  • Spirit of the Shed
  • Splash Screen Splash
  • Sport Intense Extreme Noir
  • Sport, Allegedly
  • Spreadsheet Noir
  • Spreadsheet: The Scent of Column F
  • Squeaky Hinge Elixir
  • Squeaky Toy Collection

S, continued

  • Squirrel Chase Sport
  • Sriracha Intense
  • Stainless Lunchbox Steel
  • Stakeholder Absolu
  • Stan & Sons No. 2
  • Standard: The Cologne That Came With the Frame
  • Standing Desk Tonic
  • Stapler No. 9
  • Stargazing Neck Cramp Night
  • Station Wagon Classic
  • Stationary Bike Sport
  • Stepladder Platinum
  • Sticky Note Collection
  • Stoic: The Scent of Not Mentioning the Splinter
  • Storm Door Classic

S, continued

  • Stubborn: Cologne for the Man Who Won't Read the Manual
  • Stud Finder for Men
  • Suburbia: A Scent in Four Bedrooms
  • Subway Platform Uomo
  • Sunday Driver Reserve
  • Sunday Scaries Intense
  • Sunscreen Reminder for Men
  • Supply Closet Reserve
  • Sure: Eau de Toilette for Agreeable Men
  • Sveglia alle Sei per Uomo
  • Swamp Grass Vetiver
  • Sweatband Fresh
  • Swim Trunks Bleu
  • Switchback Extreme
  • Swivel Chair Black

T: 61 names

  • Taco Tuesday Edition
  • Tail Wag Tonic
  • Tailgate Chili Sport
  • Tailgate Cologne
  • Tangled Earbuds Reserve
  • Task Force Eau de Toilette
  • Tax Season Extreme
  • Tech Support for Men
  • Technically: The Cologne of Being Correct
  • Tennis Ball Classic
  • Tepid: A Scent for Hotel Pools
  • Terminal No. 3

T, continued

  • Terminal Window Black
  • Tester Bottle Noir
  • The Sequel Nobody Asked For II
  • Third Cat No. 3
  • Third Place Platinum
  • Three-in-One Body Wash Elixir
  • Thrifty: Cologne From the Bottom Shelf
  • Thunderstorm in a Tent Extreme
  • Ticket de Parking Perdu Noir
  • Timesheet Classic
  • Tinted Window Black
  • Tire Shine Fresh

T, continued

  • Titanium Lite
  • Tolerable: Eau de Toilette for Long Car Rides
  • Toll Booth Aftershave
  • Toner Cartridge Elixir
  • Tongs by the Grill Guy
  • Tool Belt Oud
  • Toolbox Steel
  • Trading Card Collection
  • Traffico Intenso
  • Trail Mix for Him
  • Trailhead Sport
  • Training Wheels Off Edition

T, continued

  • Trash Day Black
  • Trasloco Assoluto
  • Travel Flask Platinum
  • Travel Kit Concentrate
  • Travel Size Pour Homme
  • Treadmill Uomo
  • Treat Jar Reserve
  • Treehouse Blueprint Bleu
  • Tricycle Assembly Night
  • Trout Stream Uomo
  • Truck Stop Musk
  • Truffle Fries Parfum

T, continued

  • Trunk Packing Pro
  • Tucked-In Shirt Classic
  • Tuesday: The Scent of Nothing in Particular
  • Tug-of-War Force
  • Turn Off the Lights Aftershave
  • Turn Signal Signature
  • Tuxedo Cat Noir
  • Tweed: Aftershave for Imaginary Professors
  • Two Sprays Maximum for Men
  • Two-Factor Aftershave
  • Two-in-One Shampoo Cologne
  • Two-Minute Warning Rush
  • Two-Stroke Engine Sport

U: 14 names

  • Ultra Mild Aftershave
  • Umidità Assoluta
  • Uncle Rick Sport
  • Underground Parking Deep
  • Unmuted Parfum
  • Unread Notifications for Men
  • Unscented Intense
  • Uomo al Semaforo
  • Uomo al Volante
  • Uomo con l'Ombrello
  • Uomo in Ciabatte
  • Uomo in Pigiama
  • Uomo Stanco
  • Uomo sul Divano

V: 4 names

  • Vacuum Cleaner Panic Extreme
  • Vet Visit Extreme
  • Vicino Rumoroso per Uomo
  • Voicemail Full Intense

W: 29 names

  • Waders for Men
  • Waiting Room Eau de Toilette
  • Walked Through the Mist for Men
  • Walkies for Him
  • Wallet Chain Chrome
  • Warm-Up Absolu
  • Warranty: The Fragrance of Reading the Fine Print
  • Wasabi Extreme
  • We Have Food at Home Uomo
  • Wedding Guest Noir
  • Weed Whacker Vetiver
  • Weekend Project, Unfinished Edition
  • Weekend Warrior Sport
  • Wet Flannel Musk

W, continued

  • Wet Tent Pour Homme
  • Wet-Dry Vacuum Pro
  • Whatever: Pour Homme, If You Insist
  • Wheelbarrow Cologne
  • Whistle From the Porch Pour Homme
  • White Sneakers Sport
  • Whose Turn Is It for Men
  • Window Seat for Him
  • Windshield Fluid Bleu
  • Windshield Scraper Ice
  • Windshield Wiper Splash
  • Winter Summer Edition
  • Woodsmoke Intense
  • Workbench Signature
  • Wrong Size Bolt Intense

Y: 1 name

  • Year-End Bonus Gold

Z: 2 names

  • Zaino da Gita Nero
  • Zip Tie Gold

0-9: 1 name

  • 404: Scent Not Found