Fantasy Football Commissioner Name Generator

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1,000 team names and joke titles for the person who runs a fantasy football league: commish puns like Commish Impossible, power jokes like Benevolent Dictator, dues reminders like Pay Your Dues and veto humor like I Veto Thee.

About fantasy football commissioner names

The commissioner is the one manager in a fantasy football league with a second job: collecting dues, setting the draft date, ruling on trades and answering the group chat. These names are written for that person. Most work as a team name or as the title the league gives you.

The list runs in sixteen styles so rerolls do not repeat one joke: commish puns (Commish Impossible), authority and royalty (Benevolent Dictator), law and order (Motion Denied), money and dues (Pay Your Dues), trade vetoes (I Veto Thee), waiver and schedule admin (I Made the Schedule), group chat admin (Commish Is Typing), mock corruption (Totally Not Collusion), the humble servant (Voluntold), women commissioners (Her League, Her Rules), co-commissioners (Good Commish, Bad Commish), long-running leagues (Since the Dial-Up Days), draft hosts (My House, My Rules), commissioner titles (Commissioner Fine Print), mock offices (Minister of Lineups) and short names for office leagues (The Gavel).

Fewer than a third of the names use the word Commish or Commissioner, so the list is more than one pun. None refers to a real commissioner, player, coach or team, and nothing goes stale between seasons. The corruption jokes are about a league among friends. Most names stay under 26 characters, which helps where an app limits the length of a team name.

How to choose fantasy football commissioner names

  • Match the name to how you run the league. Benevolent Dictator suits a commissioner who decides everything alone, Let Them Trade suits one who never vetoes, and Herding Cats suits anyone chasing eleven lineups every Sunday.
  • Use the name as a reminder. Rename your team Pay Your Dues or No Dues, No Draft in August, then switch to Lineups Lock at Kickoff once the season starts.
  • Check the character limit of your league's app before you settle on a long name. Short ones such as The Gavel, League Czar and Voluntold fit anywhere.
  • If two people run the league, pick a pair. Good Commish, Bad Commish works for a shared team, and Vice Commish and Deputy Commish work for one team each.
  • Keep the mock-corruption names for leagues where everyone is in on the joke. Totally Not Collusion lands among old friends and can fall flat in a first-year office league.

Frequently asked questions

What is a good team name for a fantasy football commissioner?

Pick one that jokes about the job. Commish Impossible and Out of Commish play on the title, Benevolent Dictator and League Czar joke about the power, and Unpaid Intern of the League admits how the work feels. For something shorter, try The Gavel or Voluntold.

What does commish mean in fantasy football?

Commish is short for commissioner, the manager who sets up the league, collects the dues, schedules the draft and settles disputes over trades and rules. Most league apps give that person extra tools, such as editing a roster or reversing a trade, which is where the power jokes in this list come from.

Are there names for women who run a league, or for co-commissioners?

Yes. Her League, Her Rules, Madam President of Points and Queen of the Clipboard are written for women commissioners. Good Commish, Bad Commish, Vice Commish and Joint Custody of the League suit two people who share the job.

Do the names mention real commissioners, players or teams?

No. Every name is about running a league among friends or coworkers: dues, vetoes, schedules, the draft party and the group chat. None is built on a real person or franchise, so a name still fits next season.

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This is the complete list the generator above draws its random batches from, sorted A to Z and grouped by first letter.

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A: 47 names

  • A Little Bit Tyrant
  • A Word From Your Commissioner
  • Above the Bylaws
  • Absolute Immunity
  • Absolute Power, Average Roster
  • Acting Commish
  • Added You Back, Again
  • Addendum to the Addendum
  • Admin of This Chat
  • Admin Privileges
  • Admin Rights Revoked
  • Aged Ten Years in One Season
  • Agenda Item Number One
  • All Caps Announcement
  • All Hail the Commish
  • All in Favor
  • Allegations Are Unfounded
  • Allegedly
  • Already Answered That
  • Amendment Passed, One to Nothing
  • Announcement Buried by Memes
  • Announcement Incoming
  • Annual Audit Survivor

A, continued

  • Annual Meeting Chair
  • Appeal Rejected
  • Appeal Window Closed Tuesday
  • Appointed Myself
  • Appreciate Your Commish
  • Approved, Reluctantly
  • Archduke of Autodraft
  • Article Three, Paragraph Two
  • As Per My Last Text
  • As Written in the Rulebook
  • As You Commish
  • Asking Per-Commish
  • Assistant Commish in Training
  • Assistant to the Commish
  • Associate Commissioner
  • Asterisk Champion
  • At Your Service Until Kickoff
  • Attendance Taker
  • Attorney General of Sunday
  • Auction Paddle Police
  • Auctioneer in Chief
  • Audit Me
  • Auntie Admin
  • Autodraft Threatener

B: 38 names

  • Babysitting Eleven Adults
  • Back Room Reservation Holder
  • Backup Commish
  • Bailiff, Remove This Manager
  • Balance Sheet Bully
  • Bang the Gavel
  • Baroness of the Bye Week
  • Be Careful What You Commish For
  • Because I Said So
  • Benevolent Dictator
  • Big Commish, Small Pond
  • Big Sister Is Watching
  • Binding Arbitration
  • Blame the Schedule
  • Blind Bid Bookkeeper
  • Bookish Commish
  • Bookkeeper With a Grudge
  • Borrowed Projector Operator
  • Both Sides Must Benefit
  • Both Signatures Needed
  • Bought With a Burrito
  • Bow to the Bylaws
  • Box Score and a Calculator
  • Bracket Builder
  • Brains and the Clipboard
  • Break Room Commish
  • Bribes Accepted in Snack Form
  • Bring Chips or Stay Home
  • Bring Me Wings, Win Appeals
  • Bring Your Own Chair
  • Burnout by Week Six
  • Buy-In Bouncer
  • Buyer's Remorse Is Not Grounds
  • Bye Week Babysitter
  • Bye Week Was Not My Fault
  • Bylaw Twelve Says Otherwise
  • Bylaw Written in Pencil
  • Bylaws Do Not Apply to Me

C: 171 names

  • Calendar Invite Sender
  • Came Out of Retirement
  • Cat Herder in Chief
  • Catch of the Commish
  • Cease and Desist Complaining
  • Chairman of the Scoreboard
  • Chairwoman of the Board
  • Changed the Settings Again
  • Charter Member Number One
  • Chasing Twelve Payments
  • Chat Moderator
  • Chat Name Changer
  • Cheat Sheet Confiscator
  • Check Your Spam Folder
  • Checks but No Balances
  • Chief Collections Officer
  • Chief Commish Officer
  • Chief Complaint Officer
  • Chief Excuse Reviewer
  • Chief Executive Commish
  • Chief Financial Nag
  • Chief Fun Officer
  • Chief Justice of Sunday
  • Chief Morale Officer
  • Chief of Standings
  • Chief Operating Nuisance
  • Chief Rules Officer
  • Chief Scheduling Officer
  • Chief Whistle Blower
  • Claims Adjuster
  • Claims Process Tuesday Night
  • Clause for Concern
  • Clause Nine, Paragraph Mine
  • Cleaning Up Your Mess

C, continued

  • Cleanup Crew of One
  • Cleared of All Wrongdoing
  • Clipboard and Pearls
  • Clipboard Carrier
  • Clock Is Running
  • Co-Captains of Chaos
  • Co-Chairs
  • Co-Commish Connection
  • Co-Commissioner Chaos
  • Coasters Are Mandatory
  • Collections Department
  • Column of Unpaid Names
  • Commish Accomplished
  • Commish and Chips
  • Commish Appreciation Week
  • Commish Approved
  • Commish Briefing
  • Commish Brought the Board
  • Commish Buys the Pizza
  • Commish by Day, Manager by Night
  • Commish Casual Friday
  • Commish Come True
  • Commish Control
  • Commish Creep
  • Commish Critical
  • Commish Denied
  • Commish Emeritus
  • Commish Gets First Pick
  • Commish Has Entered the Chat
  • Commish Help Line
  • Commish Impossible
  • Commish in Heels
  • Commish in the Middle
  • Commish Is Typing

C, continued

  • Commish It Out
  • Commish List
  • Commish Me Luck
  • Commish Mode Enabled
  • Commish Number Two
  • Commish of the Day
  • Commish of the Year, Self-Nominated
  • Commish on Weekends
  • Commish Out of Water
  • Commish Perks
  • Commish Privilege
  • Commish Since Forever
  • Commish Statement
  • Commish Takes Cash
  • Commish Unplugged
  • Commish Upon a Star
  • Commish You Were Here
  • Commishbone Offense
  • Commishful Thinking
  • Commissioner at Large
  • Commissioner Big Shot
  • Commissioner Bigwig
  • Commissioner Buzzkill
  • Commissioner by Acclamation
  • Commissioner by Default
  • Commissioner Clipboard
  • Commissioner Coach
  • Commissioner Coffee
  • Commissioner Dad
  • Commissioner Deadline
  • Commissioner Elect
  • Commissioner Fairplay
  • Commissioner Fine Print
  • Commissioner Fun Police

C, continued

  • Commissioner Grumpy
  • Commissioner Hardline
  • Commissioner in Chief
  • Commissioner Know-It-All
  • Commissioner Knows Best
  • Commissioner Loophole
  • Commissioner Micromanage
  • Commissioner Moneybags
  • Commissioner Nitpick
  • Commissioner of Accounting
  • Commissioner of Bad Trades
  • Commissioner of Chaos
  • Commissioner of Complaints
  • Commissioner of Cubicle Row
  • Commissioner of Football Operations
  • Commissioner of Group Texts
  • Commissioner of Hurt Feelings
  • Commissioner of Last Resort
  • Commissioner of Monday Meetings
  • Commissioner of Nothing Important
  • Commissioner of Spreadsheets
  • Commissioner of Sunday Afternoons
  • Commissioner of the Break Room
  • Commissioner of the Couch
  • Commissioner of the Third Floor
  • Commissioner on Call
  • Commissioner Overruled
  • Commissioner Paperwork
  • Commissioner Peacemaker
  • Commissioner Penny Pincher
  • Commissioner Pro Tem
  • Commissioner Pushover
  • Commissioner Queen Bee
  • Commissioner Redtape

C, continued

  • Commissioner Reminder
  • Commissioner Rookie
  • Commissioner Says Relax
  • Commissioner Second Term
  • Commissioner Since Day One
  • Commissioner Softie
  • Commissioner Spreadsheet
  • Commissioner Stickler
  • Commissioner Tiebreaker
  • Commissioner Tools Menu
  • Commissioner's Day Off
  • Commissioner's Exemption
  • Commissioner's Living Room
  • Commissioner's Ruling
  • Commissioner's Stamp
  • Committee of One
  • Complaint Department
  • Complaints Go in This Box
  • Conference Room B at Noon
  • Conflict of Interest, Party of One
  • Constitution Was Amended
  • Contempt of League
  • Convenient Tiebreaker
  • Cookies Change Rulings
  • Cooler Custodian
  • Corner Office
  • Counteroffer Counselor
  • Countess of the Countdown
  • Counting Twice to Be Sure
  • Court of Commish Pleas
  • Crown and Clipboard
  • Crowned by Default
  • Cubicle Commish
  • Customer Service Desk
  • Czar of the Flex

D: 54 names

  • Deadline Was Yesterday
  • Deadlocked at One Apiece
  • Dealmaker's Chaperone
  • Dean of Discipline
  • Decade in Charge
  • Decimal Scoring Defender
  • Decision Makers
  • Default Settings Skeptic
  • Deleted Messages
  • Den Mother of Twelve
  • Denied Without Comment
  • Deputy Commish
  • Deputy Commissioner of Fun
  • Designated Grown-Up
  • Designated Survivor
  • Devilish Commish
  • Dictator of Small Things
  • Did Everyone Get the Link
  • Did You Send It Yet
  • Director of Football Operations
  • Director of Fun
  • Director of Player Disputes
  • Director of Rulings
  • Divine Right of Draft Order
  • Division Name Approver
  • Divisions Realigned
  • Do Not Touch the Settings

D, continued

  • Doing the League's Paperwork
  • Doorbell Is Broken, Just Knock
  • Doors Open at Six
  • Dorm Room Founders
  • Double Commish
  • Draft at the Commish's Place
  • Draft Board Builder
  • Draft Day Host
  • Draft Invite Resent
  • Draft Lottery Livestream
  • Draft Night Emcee
  • Draft Order Lottery Host
  • Draft Party Planner
  • Draft Recap Photographer
  • Draft Starts at Seven Sharp
  • Drafting for the Absent
  • Drawing From the Hat Since Day One
  • Drew My Own Name First
  • Driveway Is for the Champion
  • Dual Monarchy
  • Duchess of Draft Day
  • Dues Are Due
  • Dues Before Draft
  • Dues Collector
  • Dues Tracker Is Color Coded
  • Dues Were Due in August
  • Dynasty Caretaker

E: 24 names

  • Easiest Schedule, No Reason
  • Edited After Kickoff
  • Eighteen Seasons, Same Group Text
  • El Jefe
  • Elected by Nobody
  • Eleven Paid, One Hiding
  • Emergency Powers
  • Emergency Rule Change
  • Emeritus Status Pending
  • Emoji Enforcement
  • Emperor of the Standings Page
  • Empress of the Standings
  • Empty Roster Spot Inspector
  • Engraving Fund Manager
  • Entry Fee Enforcer
  • Envelope Under the Mattress
  • Everyone Out by Midnight
  • Exact Change Only
  • Exception for Me
  • Executive Privilege
  • Explain This Trade to Me
  • Explaining Tiebreakers Again
  • Extension Cord Engineer
  • Extra Chairs in the Trunk

F: 30 names

  • Fact-Finding Commish
  • Fax Machine Era
  • Fee Structure Architect
  • Fifteen Years, No Raise
  • Filling In This Week
  • Final and Binding
  • First One In, Last One Out
  • First Pick, What Are the Odds
  • First to Arrive, Last to Leave
  • Fish and Commish
  • Fixture of the League
  • Fleeced on My Watch
  • Flex Deadline Town Crier
  • Flex Spot Founder
  • Folding Chair Chairman
  • Folding Table Foreman
  • Foolish Commish
  • Footnote Four
  • Forewoman of the Trade Jury
  • Founder and Chairman
  • Founding Commish
  • Founding Father
  • Four Votes to Block
  • Fox Guarding the Henhouse
  • Free Agent Budget Auditor
  • Free Market Advocate
  • Friend of the Front Office
  • Friendly Payment Reminder
  • Friendly Schedule
  • Fueled by Spite and Coffee

G: 24 names

  • Gag Order on Trade Talk
  • Garage Door Opens at Five
  • Gavel Happy
  • General Manager of General Managers
  • Gif Tribunal
  • Girl Boss of the Gridiron
  • Glorified Babysitter
  • Glorified Secretary
  • Go Easy on the Commish
  • Gone Commishin'
  • Good Commish, Bad Commish
  • Good Cop, Bad Cop
  • Good Faith Clause
  • Grand Inquisitor of Lineups
  • Grand Master of Points
  • Grand Poobah
  • Grand Vizier of the Gridiron
  • Grande Dame of the Draft
  • Gray Hairs From This League
  • Grill Master, League Master
  • Group Chat Admin
  • Group Photo Enforcer
  • Guardian of the Prize Pool
  • Guardian of Tradition

H: 35 names

  • Half Point Per Reception Lobbyist
  • Hall Monitor
  • Hall of Champions Docent
  • Hall of Fame Curator
  • Hands Off the Trades
  • Hat Draw Official
  • Hawkish Commish
  • He Collects, I Schedule
  • Head of Household Rules
  • Head of the Review Committee
  • Head Office
  • Headcount: Eleven
  • Headmistress of the League
  • Heavy Is the Head
  • Heir to the Clipboard
  • Her Commishness
  • Her Honor
  • Her League, Her Rules
  • Her Majesty's Lineup
  • Her Royal Scorekeeper
  • Her Spreadsheet, Her Kingdom
  • Herding Cats
  • Here to Serve
  • High Chancellor of Points
  • High Priestess of the Schedule
  • High Sheriff of the Flex
  • His Excellency the Commish
  • Holding the Keys Until Monday
  • Honest, Mostly
  • Hook, Line and Commish
  • Host Picks the Playlist
  • Host With the Most Rules
  • Hosting Again Next Year
  • Hug Your Commish
  • Humble Public Servant

I: 24 names

  • I Abstain
  • I Am the Law Here
  • I Can Remove You
  • I Do Not Recall
  • I Do This for Free
  • I Just Work Here
  • I Made the Schedule
  • I Remember Every Champion
  • I Rule, You Enforce
  • I Veto Thee
  • Illegal Roster Detected
  • Impish Commish
  • Important Announcement, Please Read
  • Injured Reserve Inspector
  • Institution Since Day One
  • Institutional Memory
  • Inter-Commish
  • Interest Accrues Weekly
  • Interim Commish
  • Investigated Myself, Found Nothing
  • Invoice Attached
  • IOU Collector
  • Iron Fist, Soft Hands
  • It's in the Pinned Post

J: 7 names

  • Janitor of the League
  • Job Has Its Perks
  • Joint Custody of the League
  • Judge, Jury and Commish
  • Judgment Day Is Tuesday
  • Junior Commissioner
  • Just Happy to Help

K: 23 names

  • Keep Calm and Trust the Commish
  • Keep It Civil
  • Keeper Deadline Nag
  • Keeper of the Chat Name
  • Keeper of the Coin
  • Keeper of the Draft Board
  • Keeper of the League Fund
  • Keeper of the Lights
  • Keeper of the Lore
  • Keeper of the Old Records
  • Keeper of the Standings
  • Keeper of the Trophy
  • Keeper of the Waiver Order
  • Keeper Rules Grandfather
  • Keeps the Lights On
  • Kept It Alive Since College
  • Kept the Paper Standings
  • Kicker Round Announcer
  • Kicker Skeptic
  • Kickoff Time Zone Converter
  • King of the Settings Menu
  • Kiss the Commish
  • Kneel Before the Clipboard

L: 45 names

  • Label Maker Enthusiast
  • Ladies First, Then the Draft
  • Lady Boss of the Board
  • Lady Commish
  • Laissez-Faire Until Week Ten
  • Last Pick Applause Leader
  • Last Place Punishment Planner
  • Late Arrivals Pick Last
  • Late Fee Applies
  • Late Fee Enthusiast
  • League Czar
  • League Elder
  • League Historian
  • League HQ
  • League Mom
  • League Office
  • League Older Than the Rookies
  • League Renewal Clerk
  • League Treasurer, Unfortunately
  • League Vote Pending
  • Left on Read by the Whole League
  • Legacy Keeper

L, continued

  • Legally Binding Pinky Swear
  • Let the Trade Go Through
  • Let Them Trade
  • Letter of the Law
  • Lifetime Appointment
  • Lineup Czar
  • Lineup Edited by Unknown Party
  • Lineup Lock Enforcer
  • Lineups Lock at Kickoff
  • Logistics Department
  • Long Live the Commish
  • Long May I Reign
  • Longest Running Commish
  • Longest Tenured
  • Loophole Closed
  • Loophole Inspector
  • Loophole Owner
  • Lopsided Trade Detector
  • Lord High Scheduler
  • Lord Mayor of Monday Night
  • Lord of the Lineup Lock
  • Lord Protector of the Standings
  • Lost a Coin Flip, Got This Job

M: 44 names

  • Mad With Power
  • Madam Chair of the Rules
  • Madam President of Points
  • Madam Speaker of the Chat
  • Majority of One
  • Majority Rules, Mostly
  • Mama Commish
  • Mama Runs the League
  • Man on a Commish
  • Manual Score Adjustment
  • Marker Cap Monitor
  • Master of Coin
  • Matriarch of Monday Night
  • Mayor of Draft Town
  • Mayor of the Message Board
  • Mediator of Bad Deals
  • Membership Has Privileges
  • Meme Approval Desk
  • Midseason Rule Change
  • Mildly Corrupt, Very Organized
  • Minister of Fun
  • Minister of Lineups

M, continued

  • Minister of Silly Trades
  • Minutes From the Last Meeting
  • Miss Commish
  • Mom in Charge
  • Monarch of Monday Night
  • Monday Night Recount
  • Money First, Trash Talk Second
  • Mop and Bucket Duty
  • Mostly Harmless Tyrant
  • Mother of Draft Picks
  • Motion Carries
  • Motion Denied
  • Mrs. Commissioner
  • Ms. Commish to You
  • Mute Button Operator
  • Muted for Your Own Good
  • My Basement, My Bylaws
  • My Garage, My Gavel
  • My House, My Rules
  • My Wi-Fi, My Rules
  • My Word Is Final
  • Mysterious Lineup Fix

N: 23 names

  • Name Tags After Eleven Years
  • Napkin Constitution
  • Net Thirty, Paid Never
  • New Link, Same Draft
  • Newsletter Nobody Reads
  • Nightmarish Commish
  • Ninety Seconds, No Extensions
  • No Comment at This Time
  • No Conflict Here
  • No Days Off, No Pay
  • No Dues, No Draft
  • No Further Appeals
  • No Phones at the Table
  • No Take Backs
  • No Term Limits
  • No Trades After Kickoff
  • Nobody Else Wanted the Job
  • Nobody Read the Rules but Me
  • Nobody Says Thank You
  • Not on the Commish's Watch
  • Not So Friendly Reminder
  • Notarized Lineup
  • Notifications On, Regrettably

O: 25 names

  • Objection Noted, Then Ignored
  • Objection Overruled
  • Office of the Commissioner
  • Offseason Never Ends
  • Offseason Paperwork
  • Old School Rules
  • Ombudsman
  • On the Clock Announcer
  • One Schedules, One Scolds
  • One Tap From Removal
  • One Veto Per Customer
  • One Vote, Mine
  • Only Adult in the Room
  • Oral Historian
  • Order in the Court
  • Original Twelve Organizer
  • Orphan Team Adoption Agency
  • Out of Commish
  • Out of Office Until August
  • Outlandish Commish
  • Outlasted Three Platforms
  • Outvoted, One to One
  • Overlord of the Standings
  • Overtime, Unpaid
  • Overworked Commish

P: 56 names

  • Page Six of the Rulebook
  • Paging Your Commissioner
  • Paid in Full Club
  • Paid Stamp Operator
  • Parking Is on the Street
  • Parliamentarian
  • Part Commish, Part Therapist
  • Partners in Paperwork
  • Partners in Rulings
  • Passing the Torch Someday
  • Password Reset Hotline
  • Past Due Notice
  • Pay the Commish
  • Pay Your Dues
  • Payable in Pizza
  • Payment Reminder Number Nine
  • Payout Structure Committee
  • Peckish Commish
  • Pending My Approval
  • Per the Bylaws
  • Per-Commish Slip
  • Petty Cash Box
  • Pharaoh of the Flex Spot
  • Phone on Silent Until Sunday
  • Pick Is In
  • Pick Timer Tyrant
  • Ping Pong Ball Operator
  • Pinned Message Author

P, continued

  • Pizza Fund Custodian
  • Pizza Order Coordinator
  • Playoff Bracket Notary
  • Playoff Seeding Explainer
  • Please Hold for Assistance
  • Plenty of Commish in the Sea
  • Points For, Then Head to Head
  • Poll Closes Tonight
  • Poll Maker
  • Poll Reminder, Third Notice
  • Poll Results Ignored
  • Polling the Managers
  • Postmaster General of Recaps
  • Power Corrupts, Slightly
  • Power Rankings Author
  • Power Rankings Ghostwriter
  • Power Sharing Agreement
  • Power Trip
  • Precedent Was Set Last Year
  • President for Life
  • President of Football Things
  • Princess of Process
  • Processing Your Trade Slowly
  • Proofread by Nobody
  • Proxy Picker
  • Public Servant, Private Rage
  • Punishment Enforcement Division
  • Purely a Coincidence

Q: 4 names

  • Queen Bee of the Bylaws
  • Queen of the Clipboard
  • Quiet Workhorse
  • Quorum of One

R: 54 names

  • Random Number Generator, Honest
  • Ratified at the Draft
  • Reactivating the League
  • Read the Constitution
  • Realignment Chairman
  • Recap Email, Subject Line Urgent
  • Receipt Book Regular
  • Receipt or It Didn't Happen
  • Record Book Keeper
  • Recount Requested
  • Recruiting a Replacement
  • Recused Myself, Then Came Back
  • Reelected Unopposed
  • Referee of Grown Adults
  • Refunds Are Not a Thing
  • Regent of the Regular Season
  • Reign of Error
  • Rejected for Vibes
  • Rejoin Request Approved
  • Reluctant Monarch
  • Reluctant Treasurer
  • Remote Drafters Get No Sympathy
  • Renamed the Chat Again
  • Renewal Reminder Sent
  • Reply All Offender
  • Rescue Commish
  • Reserved the Party Room

R, continued

  • Reset the Waiver Order
  • Retirement Tour
  • Retiring After This Season, Maybe
  • Retroactive Rule Change
  • Reverse the Trade
  • Review Period: Two Days
  • Rigged in My Favor, Allegedly
  • Ring of Honor Committee
  • Rivalry Week Architect
  • Roadie for Twelve Teams
  • Rock Paper Scissors Rulings
  • Rolling List Regulator
  • Roster Limit Ranger
  • Roster Lock Sheriff
  • RSVP by Friday, Please
  • Rule Changed at Midnight
  • Rule Four, Section B
  • Rule Seven, Subsection Why
  • Rule With an Iron Whistle
  • Rulebook Is Forty Pages
  • Rules Are Rules
  • Rules Were Emailed in July
  • Ruling Issued Before Coffee
  • Ruling on the Field
  • Ruling Pending, Commish Napping
  • Run It By the Commish
  • Run Like a Girl, Rule Like a Queen

S: 104 names

  • Same Draft Seat Every Year
  • Same League, New Decade
  • Same Twelve Since High School
  • Schedule Czar
  • Schedule Generator Broke Again
  • Schedule Maker
  • Schedule Was Random, I Swear
  • Schoolmaster of the Rulebook
  • Scored by Hand From the Newspaper
  • Scorekeeper and Peacekeeper
  • Scoring Correction Pending
  • Scoring Czar
  • Scoring Settings Tinkerer
  • Screenshot Archivist
  • Screenshot the Receipt
  • Scroll Up, It's There
  • Seal of Disapproval
  • Seating Chart Dictator
  • Seconded and Passed
  • Secret Commish
  • Secretary of Defense and Special Teams
  • Secretary of State of the Standings
  • Secretary of the Interior Line
  • Section Two: I Win Ties
  • See Appendix C
  • Seeking One More Manager
  • Seen by Eleven, Answered by None
  • Self-Appointed and Proud
  • Sergeant at Arms
  • Servant of Twelve Masters
  • Set Your Lineup, Please
  • Settings Page Resident
  • Shadow Commish
  • Shady but Punctual

S, continued

  • Shared Custody of the Trophy
  • She Breaks the Ties
  • She Collects the Dues
  • She Holds the Gavel
  • She Runs This League
  • She Said No Trade
  • She Sets the Draft Date
  • She Vetoed It
  • She Wrote the Rulebook
  • She-E-O of the League
  • Sheepish Commish
  • Shoebox Full of Twenties
  • Shoes Off at the Door
  • Shogun of the Schedule
  • Side Commish
  • Signature Commish
  • Signed in Triplicate
  • Signed Off by Both of Us
  • Since Before Smartphones
  • Since the Dial-Up Days
  • Sins of Commish
  • Sister in Charge
  • Skipped for Stalling
  • Skittish Commish
  • Smack Talk Moderator
  • Small Council
  • Snack Run Volunteer
  • Snack Table Sovereign
  • Snacks for Favors
  • Snake Draft Wrangler
  • Sold to the Loud One
  • Somebody Had to Run It
  • Somebody Has to Do It
  • Someone Had to Do It
  • Something Commishy

S, continued

  • Sorority President Energy
  • Speaker of the House Rules
  • Speakerphone Proxy
  • Special Dispensation
  • Spirit of the Rule
  • Spreadsheet of Shame
  • Spreadsheet Sherpa
  • Squeamish Commish
  • Standings Page Curator
  • Started on Graph Paper
  • Stat Correction Court
  • Stat Correction Messenger
  • Statute of Limitations on Whining
  • Steward of the South Division
  • Sticker Sheet Supervisor
  • Still Here, Still in Charge
  • Still Need a Twelfth
  • Still Waiting on Your Dues
  • Strike That From the Record
  • Stylish Commish
  • Subject to Change Without Notice
  • Substitute Teacher Energy
  • Suggestion Box Is Full
  • Sultan of Scoring Settings
  • Sunday Czar
  • Superintendent of Sundays
  • Supreme Allied Scheduler
  • Supreme Court of One
  • Supreme Leader of Sundays
  • Surgeon General of the Injury Report
  • Survived Four App Migrations
  • Suspiciously Good Waiver Luck
  • Suspiciously Timed Stat Correction
  • Sworn Testimony From the Chat
  • System Admin

T: 112 names

  • Tag Team Admins
  • Take It to Direct Messages
  • Team Mom, League Boss
  • Tech Support for Twelve
  • Tenure Track
  • Tenured Commissioner
  • Terms and Conditions Apply
  • Text From the Commish
  • Thank Your Commish Day
  • Thankless Job, Great Seat
  • Thankless Task Force
  • That Trade Smells Funny
  • The Accidental Emperor
  • The Admin
  • The Appeals Process Is Me
  • The Arbiter
  • The Big Red Veto Button
  • The Brass
  • The Buck Stops Here
  • The Buy-In Is Not Optional
  • The Chair
  • The Chairwoman
  • The Chosen Commish
  • The Clerk
  • The Clipboard
  • The Commish
  • The Commish Did Nothing Wrong
  • The Commish Will Allow It
  • The Commish's Basement
  • The Commishess
  • The Commishing Well
  • The Commissioner Will See You Now
  • The Council of Two
  • The Crown Runs the Lineups
  • The Deciding Vote
  • The Draft Order Was Fair
  • The Dues Are Safe With Me

T, continued

  • The Duumvirate
  • The Fine Print
  • The Gavel
  • The Home Office
  • The Honorable Scorekeeper
  • The Hostess With the Rulebook
  • The Ledger Never Forgets
  • The Marshal
  • The Moderator
  • The Organizer
  • The Other Commish
  • The Overseer
  • The Referee
  • The Rulebook
  • The Ruling Stands
  • The Scorekeeper
  • The Sheriff
  • The Sovereign Scorer
  • The Umpire
  • The Velvet Hammer
  • The Vice Chair
  • The Whistle
  • The Woman Behind the Curtain
  • Third Place Gets Their Money Back
  • This League Aged Me
  • Thread Moderator
  • Threatens to Quit Every August
  • Three Commishes
  • Three Dots of Judgment
  • Three Managers Still Owe
  • Three Person Committee
  • Three Strikes Policy
  • Throne of Spreadsheets
  • Thumbs Up Is Not a Vote
  • Thursday Lineup Reminder
  • Tiara and Tiebreakers
  • Ticket Number Forty-Seven

T, continued

  • Tie Goes to the Commish
  • Tiebreaker Explainer
  • Tiebreaker Is Bench Points
  • Tip Your Commissioner
  • Tired but Organized
  • Totally Not Collusion
  • Trade Block Bouncer
  • Trade Deadline Enforcer
  • Trade Police
  • Trade Referee
  • Trade Reversal Hotline
  • Trade Review Board
  • Trade Stands
  • Trade Tribunal Chair
  • Trade Under Review
  • Trade Whisperer
  • Tradition Keeper
  • Trash Talk Referee
  • Trophy Caretaker
  • Trophy Engraver on Speed Dial
  • Trophy Fund Trustee
  • Trophy Needs a Second Plaque
  • Trophy Polisher
  • Trophy Shipping Coordinator
  • Trust Me, I Run This
  • Tsar of Tuesday Claims
  • Tuesday Newsletter Editor
  • Twelve Reminders, Two Replies
  • Twelve Unread Polls
  • Two Commishes, One League
  • Two Decades of Rulings
  • Two for One, Really
  • Two Heads, One Clipboard
  • Two Keys Required
  • Two Quarterback Evangelist
  • Two Thirds of a Triumvirate
  • Typing Bubble of Doom
  • Tyrant in a Visor

U: 7 names

  • Unanimous Decision of One
  • Under Internal Investigation
  • Underpaid at Zero Dollars
  • Unpaid and Underappreciated
  • Unpaid Intern of the League
  • Unretired Again
  • Unsung Scheduler

V: 19 names

  • Veto First, Read Later
  • Veto Happy
  • Veto Override Failed
  • Veto Pen
  • Veto Power
  • Vetoed on Principle
  • Vetoing My Own Trade
  • Vice Commish
  • Vice Commissioner of Snacks
  • Vice President of Rulings
  • Vice Principal of Discipline
  • Viceroy of Sundays
  • Viscount of Vetoes
  • Voice Memo From the Commish
  • Volunteer of the Year
  • Volunteered Once, Stuck Forever
  • Voluntold
  • Vote Closes at Noon
  • Voted Commish, Regret It Daily

W: 22 names

  • Waiver Budget Watchdog
  • Waiver Order Wrangler
  • Waiver Priority Bookkeeper
  • Waiver Wire Traffic Cop
  • Waivers Clear Wednesday
  • Warden of the North Division
  • Warm Commishes
  • Water Cooler Commissioner
  • We Disagree on Everything
  • Weekly Recap Writer
  • What Rule Change
  • When You Commish Upon a Trade
  • While the Boss Is Away
  • Whistle and Clipboard
  • Who Left the Chat
  • Who Runs the League: Girls
  • Will Organize for Thanks
  • Will Rule for Nachos
  • Wings Order Captain
  • Woman in Charge
  • Wrote the Rules on a Napkin
  • Wrote the Rules, Skipped Them

Y: 8 names

  • Year One Rules Still Apply
  • Year Ten and Counting
  • Yes Ma'am, Commish
  • You Are All Welcome
  • You Are on the Clock
  • Your Call Is Important to Me
  • Your Commish Is Tired
  • Your Humble Servant